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honk.
i am not evil, i am not evil! i am *not* evil! i don’t Understand, what aboUt me makes me seem so malevolent?! even a dear roxy said i soUnded evil! i jUst want to make something beaUtifUl, something perfect. i want to be something beaUtifUl and perfect! what makes it so wrong for me to want that?!?!?!?!?!? some old things might have to be cleared away, some people may have to be…written oUt, bUt there are ways to persist beyond death, anyways, so it doesn’t matter! i jUst. can’t Understand. #joUrnal
oKAY, #SERKETPOSTING HERE WE GO, i WANT, uMM, tO MAKE HER, nO OKAY, nEVERMIND i CAN'T DO THIS DON'T, sEND POST
I'll save you all from wondering: #Pass. My quadrants are already full, and they're ❤️The Grind❤️ ♦️Burnout♦️ ♠️Time Off♠️ ♣️Unemployment♣️The Hustle♣️ - MC Oleana
if y'don't bathe with your hat on then Can ya really Call yerself a Cowboy
Still not joining this trend!!!!!!!! I’m not no damn preppy trendhopper!!!!!!!! Ok, now, leave me 8e as I drink away my mommy issues today. #su8stance
)(ave I ever mentioned )(ow muc)( I love my Matesprit? And )(ow well s)(e incubates my eggs for me, and )(ow pretty s)(e looks doing it 💙
wOW, yOU HAVE A LOT OF BADGES, tHAT IS REALLY COOL, i LIKE THE ONE THAT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE, a TACO,
the signs as uplifting and encouraging words from my bro ♈ - ♉ - ♊ - ♋ - ♌ - ♍ - ♎ - ♏ - ♐ - ♑ - ♒ - ♓ -
not to jinx nothin, but i for one cant fuckin vwait til Kankri finds out about chittr
are humans usually this Obnoxious? #vagueposting
-=[ i m i sssm y y m oir aa l x-(_☹]=-
Someday you'll all be in the middle of some inane crisis like this, and I'll post a thirst trap. None of you will notice. This is the price you pay.
I'm going to get food. I expect to be infected before I make my next post.
MY CUEBALL IS G0ING T0 A PARTY. WITH 0THER CUEBALLS. AND 0THER GREEN MEN. S0 N0W MY GREEN MEN WILL BE WATCHING. REACT <3 0R <> IF I SH0ULD TRY T0 ESCAPE. OR <3< AND C3< IF I SH0ULD DIE. #SUICIDE
Just got messaged by a clown. Send reacts of support.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/HXRYRXQC/BESTBOSS.JPG #MYBOSS #BESTBOSS #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE #EMPLOYEROFCHOICE #GREATBENEFITS #LODGING #MEDICAL #DENTAL #BEHAVIORALHEALTH #REVIVALS #TELEPORTATION #APPLYNOW @SCRATCHDOCTOR
hey just in case any big robots get any funny ideas: i dont actually smoke em, thatd be a vwaste of a perfectly good cigarette
Well, he ain't the +ne wh+ reigns +ver that title here. Pretty new w+rlds t+ expl+re, with their +wn w+nderful little creatures t+ c+llect 'n' pr+tect? H+w righte+us. #dashwatching
I got t)(e waitress uniform for a function I'm going to be working at! It's for c)(arity, you s)(oald all consider coming 38D https://i.postimg.cc/26MJMwvS/casino.png
I think the scariest thing is that I HAVEN'T seen any eggs at all here. Which either means that my security stuff is working or Ivory is that fucking fast and is hunting them all down before I can spot them.
Sometimes I detest that he is actually a very competent author.
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Alrig)(t, now I am jealous 38Y
⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞
Tod4y, 1t h4s b33n 3xtr3m3ly busy. 1'v3 h4d noth1ng but work to do tod4y 4nd no t1m3 for mys3lf. Th1s 1s 4bout m3 f1n4lly l3tt1ng 1t 4ll cr4sh 4nd burn. 1'm th3 b3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor st1ll.
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
S)(uck a clam it didn't post t)(e image 38Y Will t)(is one work? https://i.postimg.cc/htYjnBPc/image.png
This and many more offerings will be available. We eagerly await hosting you, Ms. Leijon.
Your presence is not only anticipated, but heavily appreciated. Perhaps this time, we can meet under amicable circumstances. Perhaps.
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
It would be unwise not to demand respect as an authority over those who do not wish to imbibe in it.
Merely to grip my bicycle more firmly with, Madame Roxy Lalonde. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8509757fbee9.jpg
Nothing threatening about my driving outfit. If you are so displeased with a picture of a man in his green clothing, perhaps evaluate your perspective on what a threat is.
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The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
Guests are pouring in. #teatime
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
There are liars out there. Be wary. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50e8983fa65b.jpg
Not yet, but I think th'be fascinatin'. All I said \/\/\/\/as that I think other species may just look better than trolls. M'ang is makin' it sound like I'm focused in on the lep'r'chauns.