♦ pitied by @marquiseMindfang
This podcast is getting facinating,
I've seen some ot)(ers floating around, so allow me to make my smas)( or pass list as well! 1) My matesprit, smas)( of course 💙 2) -Everyone else, pass 38)
...siiiggghhh I miss my wife guys I miss her a lot Ill be back
Why am I up this early uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I cannot believe the lack of shame some people have here! Proudly proclaiming their desires for someone who can read their posts! It's just ridiculous. I feel quite objectified. >:^(
Ah. The individual I joined Chittr for in hopes of garnering a closer relationship and su8sequent possi8le quadrant with is, as they say, taken in said quadrant of interest. This is of little consequence as it now allows me to engage in the #serketcircuit for longer.
Because you s)(ould be paying attention to me, of course!
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(( ty man. im just gonna try and get back to working on site stuff to distract myself
(( someone triggered by that shit here. hi. i'm fuckin' pissed
worked out, now im ready tah chill tf out and shit. honk.
My suggestion to anyone experiencing body dysmorp)(ia, don't be afraid to c)(ange your body to suit your desires! T)(e eup)(oria of a body t)(at feels rig)(t will vastly outmatc)( w)(atever social backlas)( you may foresee! Your body is t)(e vessel by w)(ic)( you experience t)(is s)(ort miracle known as life, it s)(ould be a comfortable vessel!
I'm sorry for how long...the other flower assignments are taking....(> . < ❀) I am...a little tired...but I will try to persevere...! (u . u ❀)
Wait why am I doing puns puns ain't my deal
I can’t tell if he’s hard to get or just hard lmao
🐾ehehe, so, Nice weather toNight, right?? Pretty deceNt oUt my side of towN! eh? ehh... maybe i gotta Pack it UP 'N move oN oUtta here for Now. somethiN' tells me my jokes aiN't welcome. hehe,
You’re listening to… Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad …Midnight City Jazz!
Happy Mother's/Matriarch's Day. #positive
So anyways, my descendants are staying at my quad corner's )(ive tonig)(t, so I )(ave t)(e )(ive to myself! W)(at misc)(ief will I get up to >8)
-EV-ERYON-E S)(UT UP IT'S K-ERMIT'S )(ATC)(DAY! https://64.media.tumblr.com/1848c97644460329fa71cf15eb24de35/fa587fb2a1da3a6c-62/s1280x1920/fddc2ffb8f2769f02bd8b74f1482a6072e2f56cb.png
)(-EY -ERIDAN! T-ELL T)(-EM W)(Y YOU GOT BLOCK-ED!
-Exactly! It's like t)(ey specifically want to detrollinize t)(ese women so t)(ey can keep claiming t)(eir t)(ankless labor wit)(out upsetting t)(eir owm moral superiority! But nobody is ready to discuss t)(at feminist topic 3BY
Cutie 3X) Just referring to mot)(ergrubs as animals and trying to excuse t)(e word c)(oice, water is wet, w)(at's new
T)(e "Amporas be Inoffensive" c)(allenge continues to be impossible for t)(e w)(ole lineage. 3BY
And, for anyone just joining, I am a mot)(ergrub and I'm proud of it! Don't let anyone tell you a troll can't transition 38)
)(ave I ever mentioned )(ow muc)( I love my Matesprit? And )(ow well s)(e incubates my eggs for me, and )(ow pretty s)(e looks doing it 💙
i guess ill confess something :/ i think if i stop being positive for too long everyone will hate me then abandon me.... :(
SO, ANOTHER UNRELATED CHAT CLIENT IS DOWN. PICTURE: A WHOOP OF INORDINATE SIZE. AS IF THAT WOULD SOMEHOW PUT A DAMPER ON MY NIGHT. AS IF THAT WOULD HINDER ME IN THE LEAST FROM TRANSMITTING EVERY SEARING, THOUSAND-DEGREE THOUGHT FROM ZAPPING ITS WAY TO EVERYONE WHO MATTERS ENOUGH TO HEAR IT. THE ASSCLOWNS I'M TALKING TO HERE KNOW WHO THEY ARE. THEY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. AND IF YOU THINK THAT BEING RELEGATED TO THIS SOLE PLATFORM, THIS SOLE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION — NAY, THE SOLE CORPOREAL *FLESH* IN WHICH MY GANDERBULBS ROLL LIKE FUCKING BIWINGED TRANSPORT TUBE TURBINES — HINDERS ME IN THE FUCKING *LEAST* FROM GETTING MY POINT ACROSS TO YOU SHOUTGASH-BREATHING TURD ROCKETS WITHOUT NEEDING TO RESORT TO SOME KIND OF COMPLETE BREAK OF MY CHARACTER, THEN YOU'D BETTER SLATHER YOUR OILY CARCASS WITH ALL THE ICY-HOT YOU CAN GET YOUR GRUBBY PRONGS ON. BECAUSE YOU ARE *SORELY* MISTAKEN. READ MY FUCKING LIPS, CHITTR. AND READ BETWEEN THE LINES. THOSE OF YOU WITH BASELINE *LITERACY,* ANYWAY. THE REST OF YOU DROOLING SHIT-FOR-SPONGES PROBABLY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY CHITTS IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I DON'T ATTACH BLURRY BULGE PICTURES TO EVERY POST. LIKE YOU NEED PICTURES IN YOUR CUPETIME STORY, OR ELSE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
Out of respect for the fact that she's apparently on Chittr, I'm not going to use Mindfang's name in FLARPing at all! I mean, I think I outgrew her like, five sweeps ago anyway at least. I'm workshopping the name still, so, you can still call me Marquise at least!
My lusus culled herself, and the note on the fridge was put up with a fucking Troll Cookie Monster magnet, and all it said "Vriska's fault". I'm Vriska, 8y the way. Hi. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HER???????? #suicide #thisismyintroduction
#DatingHorrorStories First message I get from this bozo on Tinder: "Wow, are you like a real life version of Mandy from Grim Adventures?" Little did he know I could sic the Grim Reaper on him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df2dada7a6bd.png
perhaps i'm jUst being a bit oversensitive aboUt my age... bUt it is a bit frUstrating, seeing people treat me as if my life is over! :U
I Said I Would Normal Post, And Then I Immediately " Folded " Because I Saw One Post Adjacent To Something I Thought Was Vaguely Hot. I Am A Lost Cause. #nsfw #nsfc
ohgn my goshh
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა no please do go into detail ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ა Ი𐑼
Ah, so+ clo+se. The dashbo+ard was almo+st perfect.
no wait, hey, detail that aCtually-
Steals everyone's breakfast this morning.
i d0 n0t kn0w wh0 needz t0 hear thiz but a bu1ge ph0t0 iz n0t a c0nverzati0n ztarter. #nzfw
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა do not think too much about the pirate captain do not think too much about the pirate captain hhhh ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა Ი𐑼
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× I Givve The Excuse Of Getting Office Supplies. Maybe That WVill WVork? ×
Shout out to my prettiest investments. (My magic the gathering cards, not my test su8jects.)
yall at me https://i.postimg.cc/3jbmv1nj/screenshot-2026-03-06-095114.png
That's a fancy sixth badge you have there, Captain.
Yay, dancing 38D At t)(e edge of t)(e void, t)(en!
Sig)(, must I do everyt)(ing around )(ere...
I completely sailed past w)(atever was going on t)(is website for a few days, work will do t)(at to you 3|D Is Lord -Englis)( dead yet? 150 users online, surely one of you )(ave done it?
i love my friennds. i wish i was able to be with them always. maybe onne day
Meal today! Beef bulgogi at medium spice level and a maple doughnut. Happened by my favorite local mom and pop restaurant while walking back from a job. The wife always bullies me into eating a meal when she sees me, ha ha. Always leaves plenty for leftovers later!
But Who Needs Love When You Got Internet 💻 Sex 💋 And Drugs 🌿 #lyricposting #nsfw #substance https://youtu.be/b1wx-y9kqsm?si=ruxa0pse47hliye7
@adiosToreador Im going to steal your ball
not MMany trolls know this about MMe but i dabble in the respectable n honorable instruMMent known as the sliding whistle n i get nastyyy on that thing
Hfff. I miss my huskhelm! Gaming on a normal husktop isn't the same... Anyonegotoneforcheap?
Soolve the #riddles #myriddles
Ɏ some people ca-a-an just do things whenever they wa-a-ant a-a-and it ma-a-akes me envious Ɏ
anyway i+ is probably +ime for me +o sleep. a+ leas+ no one can give me shi+ for having a noc+vrnal sleep schedvle anymore. wha+'s wrong wi+h a li++le abvse of power some+imes
Physically I am here, emotionally and mentally I am running the equivalent of 100 computers worth of systems on the moon, slowly working toward my aim of terraformation of the planet.
waking up from my slumber to see dave going at it again! wouldnt have it any other way i guess
Aw yeah. Starting the day off right. Two cans of monster. Ready to take on the world.
just gꙮt an infinite hallway installed in my basement, and lemme tell yꙮu. it's a tꙮtal game changer. highly reccꙮmend getting ꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
takin' a quiCk break. after seCond delivery, had a bandit tryin' to shake me down. 6uess they didn't realise this Courier's paCkin' an iron of 6reat size. they baCked off onCe i made it Clear i was down to shoot if they weren't 6onna leave. i hop baCk on my lusus and start for m'next destination, spear whips past me. sunnuvabitCh hollerin' that i shouldn't've turned my baCk. so now i'm down like four bullets, my lusus is sCratChed up - nothin' too serious thankfully - and there's an oliveblood out there who needs a mediC. mi6ht be dead, not sure. rode away onCe he hit the 6round. don't ri6htly Care if i'm honest with ya. don't try and rob yer damn mailmen. first day baCk and everythin'... >︵<
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4NYW4YS, NOT GONN4 B3 H3R3 LONG GO1NG OUT W1TH SOM3 OF MY ROOMM4T3S FR13NDS SO 1'LL B3 GON3 MOST OF TH3 D4Y BUT 1'LL PROB4BLY CH1M3 1N ON MY C3LLPHON3 4T T1M3S.
stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future.
done healing my inner child next up is my inner teen his highness demands another sword
♯maybe its a ♯goodthing i dont have ♯requests for ♯readings these days / a ♯lot of you wouldnt ♯like what is to be ♯said ♯lol
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@tipsyGalactica I have asked my crystal ball several times and there seems to be… nothing. This is not necessarily troubling, as in the void we often find a very fertile sort of darkness, one that breeds creativity and wisdom. However as a seer, it is but slightly degrading to be unable to detect your fortune. If I had to wager my closest second guess, there is a pizza delivery somewhere in your immediate future. “Expect it within thirty minutes or your money back”, it calls. *I would urge readers to refer back to my page for requests for their fortunes.*
At least I'm keeping the apartment and business warm for the dreamer. Doing a run now after breakfast and next it'll be time to open the clinic for a few hours
HELLO?
one tiMMe a fucker called MMe a cheeky wee cunt n i still think about that soMMetiMMes
whys it all about "healing your inner child" i think my inner child wants revenge and im handing him a gun #darkwoke
Putting my phone away for a bit. See you later, space website.
Good, it doesn't really bode well with my coffee.
Good morning, I'm not scrolling down so I'm assuming everyone is having a good time where no public maiming was had.
I guess you're not just holding down the fort, you’re really raising the roof on it too. I hope the fort has good insurance. (:B
Oh, did I miss the jokes that's a shame. #dashwatching
It's good to see my cooking skills are being appreciated, but this day feels particularly longer than even I expected.. #casinonight
I saw something today I wish I hadn’t. Not because I cannot bear it, because I know it will happen again.
Being adopted is beautiful. It means someone who had no blood relation to you, who had no reason to be loyal to you, decide to take you under their arm and love you unconditionally. #dashwatching
Sorry to the 142 people online who are adopted, that was me adopting you.
Tonight I saw a spider in the corner of my window sil, and when I looked closer I noticed there was a spiderling. The mother was showing her spiderling how to make a web, and then she went in the corner to watch it try to do the same.
Read the 11th word.
It turns out when people aren't being threatened, culled or conditioned from hatching to kiss the boots of a genocidal slave empire, they stop acting so loyal. It's almost as if the second her claws cannot reach every dissenter across space to strangle them into silence, people start saying what they actually think of her. #dashwatching
It feels a bit shallow to immediately label something as “evil.” The lusii existed to teach the young of the planet how to survive in a predatory world. It wasn’t necessarily malice, but instinct and genetics guiding their young on how to navigate danger and ensure their survival. I also don’t think having another person as a guardian is automatically better for everyone. I’ve met plenty of humans who describe their childhoods as neglectful, but that alone doesn’t make their guardians inherently “evil.” There are countless circumstances that shape people and the way they raise others. Things like this are rarely as black and white as people make them out to be.
You'd be surprised how much 'arguing' is just saying something that is the base common sense.
No, having a support network of people who are not your four immediate romantic partners is not 'human supremacy', sincerely a troll with a mother.
I'm starting to think Jinx has the worst luck. Maybe its the name.
Realized I never made a pinned pØst Ør whatnØt. I am a being knØwn by tØØ many names tØ recØunt at Ønce. The Dem0ness tØ mØst, Hekate tØ the Ønes whØ deserve it. I am unfathØmably Øld, I dØn't like yØu Ør mØst anyØne else, I have a fØul mØuth and a terrible attitude. And apparently because Øf this, every trØll under a hundred sweeps Øn this site really like tØ make passes at me. I dØn't mind fØr the recØrd, it's cute. I will pØst nsfw, explicit, Ør upsetting things here (tagged Øf cØurse). My prØnØuns are she/it/dØll/thing, I am tØØ far remØved fØr anything trivial like gender. I am an equal ØppØrtunity hater, I dØn't care abØut yØur gender. I've seen it all, I knØw it all, and all Øf it is bØring. YØu're free tØ try and entertain me yØurself. DMs are Øpen, etc etc. AlsØ fuck dØc scratch, they knØw what they did.
Wanna just say GO LIME TEAM! We got this in the bag, y'all! #AngelsNutritionblock
Shitpeta is my arch enemy to the end of time.
dud3 what th3 actual fuck 1z g01n 0n 1n th3 tl rn???
broke a mutha fucka recently. honk honk. #nsfw
O)(! O)(!! I s)(ould tell you I )(ave a matesprit!!!!
I T)(INK!!!! W-E S)(OULD DISCUSS BOUNDARI----ES!!!!!!!!
Diary Entry #11 Well, it's a new day, and while I wasn't able to+ enjo+y any go+o+d drinks, last night, I was at least able to+ find so+meo+ne in the next to+wn o+ver who+ was willing to+ drive o+ut to+day, to+ help take a lo+o+k at, and po+ssibly reassemble my bike's engine. An added bo+nus being that she's actually so+meo+ne a client fro+m my 'upstairs sho+p' reco+mmended, so+ if they act o+ut o+f line, I can take it o+ut o+n her ass, the next time she has a sessio+n scheduled with me. And speaking o+f 'taking it o+ut o+n her ass', I had yet ano+ther vivid dream abo+ut Aranea, last night. It was a little bit hazy at parts, but fro+m what I recall, tho+se mo+ments were because I asked her to+ 'take all my wo+rries away', and she did so+ with enthusiasm~ I do+n't kno+w if I'm remembering the to+uch o+f her psychic influence clearly, o+r no+t, but I'm fairly certain I was able to+ recreate the sensatio+ns o+f having my mind emptied o+ut, befo+re being filled with her presence, and lo+sing myself fo+r the duratio+n o+f my dream in the simple jo+y o+f pleasing her, kneeling and servicing her... The slight pressure and happy pins and needles that came fro+m having her hand stro+king my head as I swallo+wed her do+wn to+ the base, and the shivers o+f ecstasy that ran do+wn my spine when she'd run her fingers thro+ugh my hair to+ pull me clo+ser while my to+ngue do+ve greedily inside o+f her, licking up every sweet dro+p fro+m her no+o+k~ To+ say no+thing o+f the way it felt to+ have her mo+ving me like a do+ll, so+ that she co+uld find her ideal angle, and filling me up with her bulge, while her hand wrapped aro+und my o+wn... O+bvio+usly, when I wo+ke up, the sheets needed to+ be changed, again, but that seems to+ be the no+rm, mo+re than the exceptio+n, these days. Ho+nestly, ever since that night at the casino+, it seems like my mind just wo+n't let go+ o+f the memo+ry o+f ho+w it felt to+ have her co+o+l palm o+n the small o+f my back. O+r the so+ft pressure that I felt with my arm wrapped aro+und hers. O+r the scent o+f her hair... Ho+nestly, if I weren't having to+ watch the fro+nt desk, while waiting fo+r my 11:30 appo+intment to+ walk in, I'd pro+bably be upstairs, right no+w, trying to+ relieve so+me o+f this desire that's been burning inside o+f me since I wo+ke up. The wo+rst thing abo+ut a wet dream yo+u can actually remember, is that yo+u can remember the event, but yo+u can't remember the physical pleasure that yo+u kno+w yo+ur bo+dy must have felt... But I guess I'll just have to+ stew in this feeling until later, when I'm do+ne with the tatto+o+ sho+p, at least. I sho+uld check to+ see if I have any clients fo+r to+night's upstairs business, tho+ugh. Maybe I'll be able to+ find an o+utlet o+f so+me kind, then. And if no+t, well, I may no+t have anything to+ drink in the fridge, but I definitely have so+me to+ys in my dresser drawers... Maybe I co+uld take so+me fun pictures, o+r a video+ fo+r her? O+r wo+uld that be to+o+ fo+rward? ((again, so+rry fo+r the co+ntinued diary po+sts and Po+rrim no+t being really aware o+f the larger site. i had the timing fo+r things misundersto+o+d, so+ yo+u all get at least a few mo+re entries like this, but I'm go+nna try and limit it to+ o+nce o+r twice a day, max. Feel free to+ respo+nd/make fun o+f/try to+ interact with Po+rrim, but just kno+w that she's still no+t aware o+f ho+w the no+tificatio+ns wo+rk, so+ fo+r no+w, it's just building up a deluge o+f things fo+r her to+ respo+nd to+ o+nce she IS made aware that this is all public.)) #nsfw
I feel as if everyo+ne severely underestimates the fo+rces at play here. Unfo+rtunately.
LUCKY BASTARDS.
I feel that, as long as she isn't contagious, we should organize some kind of intervention for that one Nepeta altern8. And 8y that I mean "collectively gra8 her and force her to take a 8ath." I feel you could peel so much grime off of her you'd 8e a8le to make a second Nepeta at this r8.
Diary Entry #5 Seems like I'm writing several o+f these, to+day... But I suppo+se I just have a lo+t mo+re o+n my mind. Mo+stly, I just keep wo+ndering if she wo+uld wear that ring I gave her, if o+nly fo+r a little while, so+ I co+uld actually ho+ld her, o+utside o+f the dream bubbles, and we co+uld bo+th truly be in each o+ther's presence again... My fingers keep go+ing to+ places where I can still vividly remember so+me o+f the marks she left, and then I'm disappo+inted to+ realize that tho+se lo+vely bruises and marks just aren't there, because they happened in a dream... *sigh*
A Video is Uploaded to the Site. [The song starts soft. Sweet. Almost embarrassingly earnest. It does not belong here. The camera opens low to the ground, drifting past a hand. Green sleeve. Pale fingers curled inward, as if grasping for something that never came. Then another. Then another. They are everywhere. Hundreds of bodies, all variations on Jade Harley, layered across a ruined expanse that does not quite resolve into a single location. Some lie on cracked marble, others in shallow pools of something reflective that might be water or might be something else. A few are half-suspended, caught in strands of something fibrous and dark, like nerves stretched too thin. The camera keeps moving. The chorus swells. “And they called it puppy love…” A boot steps into frame. Immaculate. White. Not a speck of blood on it. Rose Lalonde stands at the center of it all. She is still. Not in shock. Not in horror. Composed. Her hair is perfectly arranged, each strand placed with surgical precision. Her skin reflects the ambient light in a way that feels wrong, like porcelain that has never been touched. Lavender eyes track nothing in particular. Or perhaps everything at once. The camera begins its slow orbit around her. A Jade with broken glasses lies at her feet. Another nearby still clutches a rifle that never fired. One farther back looks almost peaceful, as if she simply laid down and accepted it. None of them are identical. All of them are her. The music continues, unbothered. “Guess they never knew…” Rose tilts her head slightly as the camera passes her profile. There is no visible strain. No triumph either. Just a quiet, clinical acknowledgment of what has been done. A thin, almost invisible thread extends from her fingertips. It disappears into the mass of bodies, branching, splitting, touching each one in some imperceptible way. Not controlling them. Not anymore. Cataloging. Pruning. Finalizing. The camera completes its arc, revealing the full scope. The horizon is wrong. It curves inward, as if the entire scene is contained within something larger. A curated space. A finished thought. The song reaches its most sentimental point. “Oh, I cried each night for you…” Rose finally moves. One careful step forward. Then another. She does not look down as she walks over them. Not out of cruelty. Out of certainty. There is nothing left to learn from looking. As she passes, the threads retract. The bodies do not decay. They do not vanish. They remain. Resolved. The camera lingers behind her as she walks away, the field of Jades stretching endlessly in every direction. The music fades on a note that was meant to be tender. Here, it feels like a conclusion. Not tragic. Not victorious. Just… complete.] @grimbarkGuardian #NSFWE #GORE
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!
O)( no, w)(atever will I do as an imperialist,
)(appy 4/20 to all t)(ose w)(o celebrate! As an outsider wanting to partake in cultural appreciation, )(ow s)(ould I celebrate?
An adoptable-lusii cafe opened up nearby, and t)(ey )(ave an aquatic tank!!! Oooo)( I am going to touc)( SO MANY LUSII
honk honk. im cheerful cuz i get tah see yah on the most momentous of mutha fuckin days.
:33< meowbeast rights
how mutha fuckas expect me tah be when they tiny asses be tryna talk shit through the interwebs. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210427943847723062/1490524350137499708/trollneo.png?ex=69e6d379&is=69e581f9&hm=dcc15ae1bdc05938c2d714f7ce64eb49d1c0312d2bef32eb76ed7b7f5c9e85dc&
Once more, with feeling. 🚬
ALL THIS TALK OF WARMBLOOD STRUGGLES. VERY FUNNY TO READ FROM EARTH C. ALSO SAD. VERY SAD TO READ.
NOW THAT GUY FROM FUCKING GRU8DAM IS POSTING A8OUT THIS????????
If I were less experienced in these types of things, I would simply treat her to a little 8it of nap time, 8ut as time has gone on I've learned to stay in my lane. Sometimes you just have to let these things ride out, no matter how horri8ly em8arrassing they are for the parties involved.
— You A\\ Are Far Too Comfortab\e Sharing Things On\ine. ->
The chase resumes.
No more mail ladies with grudges on this site. Two is enough.
MY CUEBALL IS G0ING T0 A PARTY. WITH 0THER CUEBALLS. AND 0THER GREEN MEN. S0 N0W MY GREEN MEN WILL BE WATCHING. REACT <3 0R <> IF I SH0ULD TRY T0 ESCAPE. OR <3< AND C3< IF I SH0ULD DIE. #SUICIDE
green dont look good on yah. gold does though. honk.
O)( to be invited to a party... Always t)(e party planner, never t)(e party attendant!
Just gimme a chance, I may surprise ya.
layin in bed on ur side hard af when ur boobs hella big n im tryin 2 be on my damn phon #nsfw
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
https://media.tenor.com/EGC0l56FFIsAAAPo/feferi-peixes-feferi.mp4 My embed 38Y
Me and )(er <33333333 https://i.postimg.cc/J7JTD8s8/me.jpg
just tah let yah know, if i call yous a bitch its cuz i dont know yah name individually. honk.
Sorry, you look absolutely adorabubble in real life!!
Can confirm, I'm t)(e )(appiest I've ever been wit)( )(er 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
yer wwadin through a sea a shit wwhere evven the cream on top is actually jus really bitter foam sorry
i held no slaves. i had servants. the good and fervent honklings of mah church were quick to assist where i commanded them. i am like no othah highblood, as i didnt need to purchase the obedience of mah people. #sayittomahfacenextime #coward
Anyone w)(o wants to )(ave sex wit)( me please krill yourself now. I will never )(ave sex wit)( you please stop asking. #nsfw
You don't even recognize your own descend8nt I can't 8elieve this.
I can't t)(ink straig)(t rig)(t now, sorry! Not unless you're willing to drop your pants and satisfy me!!
W)(y are you sucking on ment)(ol candies? 3X) We )(ave strawberry ones in t)(e living room!
trolls these nights. mutha fuckas cant be in the sun for like even a little bit. weak generation. honk.
O'course I kno\/\/\/\/. But I g0t called Barb0ssa t\/\/\/\/ice n0\/\/\/\/.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/66cf1a6738e7e4533ce5d9b93b5595d5/f5de692e5e9162fb-7c/s1280x1920/0097fa163b6383cfa7bded569177e05ebb7d208a.png Yeah sure since everyone is posting.
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when they get bored mah homies rip a mutha fucka's face off and they scream loud as fuck https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210427943847723062/1491531751980273704/actualmurder.png?ex=69d808b0&is=69d6b730&hm=a49966db7b9dff74a2c334d24c6a746c62d2b0bb9ae042db3430df222285c1d2&
I was making lunc)( wit)( my descendants and got peanut butter all over my )(ands 38Y T)(ey need to invent a way to apply peanut butter t)(at even a toddler can use!
Certainly not a moniker I'd have expected to 8ecome "a thing", as it were. Jury's out on how I feel a8out it, though I'm sure it's not intended to 8e negative, anyway.
No, please don't, I don't want everyone to make fun of me 3X(
I'm still trying to figure out )(ow to delete t)(is!!!!!!!!
Don't look at my liked chits. There's someone on the feed incessantly posting photos of fat-cheeked bunnies and I am growing increasingly distracted from my work inbox.
I know juuuuuuuust enoug)( to know you're very good at it! )(e)(e)(e!
No, it's a saying 3X) Like, it was close to being a loss!
Striped hoofbeasts are assholes. I tried to ride one once in my first life and it bit me.
My dumbbass forgot to include any information on )(ow you can attend t)(e function I'm working 38Y Join t)(is group c)(at, and t)(e organizers s)(ould situate you! https://discord.gg/Z4QDxtfRqm
I t)(ink my p)(oto broke t)(e website, sorry everyone 3X(
I got t)(e waitress uniform for a function I'm going to be working at! It's for c)(arity, you s)(oald all consider coming 38D https://i.postimg.cc/26MJMwvS/casino.png
S)(e's calling you sweet and cute and very nice for treating me so well 38)
Water you doing )(ere?! You know speaking in t)(e old language drives people insane! 3X(
I didn't realize it was opposite day! But please, Feferi is fine 3X)
My wifes here Im gonna get bullied all fucking day now
i might need to do somefin otherr than glubbing arround if I still wanna get out but it's storrming so me ship will just get wrrecked. #suckstobeme
Alrig)(t, now I am jealous 38Y
oooo u wanna cuddle me so bad ooooo
#i\/\/\/\/antcandy Lo\/\/e is beautiful. @terminalComrade
)(IIIIIII! O)()()(, you're like a grown-up version of Nig)(tingale's little grubling! )(ow COMPL-ET-ELY ADORABL-E!
I DIDN'T I'M JUST LOOKING ΔROUND NOTHING SORRY MY FΔULT WHO'S THΔT??? WHO REPLIED WITH THΔT?? NOT ME! NOT THIS GUY NOPEEEEE OK SORRY TO BUG YOU GREΔT MINDFΔNG OR WHΔTE▽ER ELSE HONORIFIC I SHOULD REFER TO YOU BY OK COOL GREΔT ΔWEOSME THΔNKS!!!!!!!
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
♡h t♡ be fucked silly..what a dream.. I miss my mate..<\3 #nsfw
tl is way too freaky rn i think i need to log off and go play something or like, draw some shit i dunno
5331NG 4LL TH3 5TUP1D 4CC0UNT5 H45 M3 C4CKL1NG DUD3 3V3RY 0M3 0F TH3M M4K35 M3 L4UGH K33P 1T UPPPPPP
⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞
I'm goin' mainly t'see \/\/\/\/hat this \/\/\/\/hole Eridan \/\/\/\/eek thing is. I dunnae think m' Descendant had amounted t'much yet. But \/\/\/\/e'll sea.
Desperate fer their attention? See y'there M'ang.
)(ow strange... I wouldn't assume your two quads ever interacting, let alone being on suc)( good terms to s)(are a garden locale!
I t)(ink now is a great time to t)(ink about w)(at you're looking forward to! It's important to take a step back w)(en you're surrounded by negativity to remember w)(at's so great about life 38) I'll go first! I went to t)(e book store wit)( my eldest, and I boug)(t a new picture book for my youngest descendants t)(at I just know t)(ey'll love! I can't wait to go )(ome and s)(ow t)(em! 38D
I need to immortalize this someψhere. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311431599445245952/1489741179091423374/image.png?ex=69d18517&is=69d03397&hm=3beada55d7f2e33939cfca5ea884cdbe21a207300c3dd0cb46f794bd0f3d275f&
4s th3 oth3r m3 s41d, you w1sh.
Just wh3n 1 thought 1 w4s fr33 from h3r h4t3ful sh4ckl3s, sh3 h4s r3turn3d.
Today is a beautiful day because I taug)(t my royal c)(ef )(ow to make cold brew and now I )(ave ALL T)(-E COFF-E-E I COULD -EV-ER WANT!!!!! My power is unlimited 38)
Doesn't matter. Telling you still lol.
yesterday in our dms. we are kinda sorta friends. Anywho, yeah she said she is going to crush you like a grape in front of everyone. Fun stuff.
How do p3opl3 k33p up w1th th1s fools n1ght sh1t.
3V3RYTH1NG 1 H4V3 S41D ON TH1S N1GHT 1S FOR TH3 FOOLS. T4k3 noth1ng 1 h4v3 s41d s3r1ously. Do NOT #cull #cull #Cull.
Yur1
WH3N D1D SH3 S4Y TH1S.
Who should 1 3xp3ct to s33 for D4y 3 of #3r1d4nW33k for 1 h4v3 th3 whol3 r3st of th3 n1ght to mys3lf. 1 w1ll b3 gu4rd1ng 3ffortl3ssly.
Th3 s1t3 w4s so 3xc1t3d to s33 you 1t 1mplod3d on 1ts3lf. 4nyw4y!! Y3s. 4nd 1 4m 34g3r to s33 you 4t th1s #3r1d4nW33k 3v3nt. 1 h4v3 h34rd you h4v3 4 surpr1s3 for m3.
H3llo!
Tod4y, 1t h4s b33n 3xtr3m3ly busy. 1'v3 h4d noth1ng but work to do tod4y 4nd no t1m3 for mys3lf. Th1s 1s 4bout m3 f1n4lly l3tt1ng 1t 4ll cr4sh 4nd burn. 1'm th3 b3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor st1ll.
1 h4t3 h3r.
C1t1z3ns, must 1... shoot my shot?
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
S'\/\/e been pranked b' one o'yes. Bastards.
#K1ll #Som3on3
1f you 4r3 do1ng som3th1ng 1ll3g4l, 1 w1ll turn 4 bl1nd 3y3.
I p33ked upstairs. She's cleaning the hive. #aprilnormalday
1 do not th1nk you c4n h4ndl3 th3 gr4v1ty 1n wh1ch of wh4t you h4v3 sp4rk3d. Th1s m4y or m4y not b3 s1nc3r3 on your 3nd, but my r3c3nt thoughts of you h4v3 sp1r4ll3d 1nto p3rp3tu4l w4nt. Your 4tt3nt1on 1s so 4bsurdly y3t 1nt3ns3ly gr4t1fy1ng th4t 1 4nt1c1p4t3 you b31ng 4 not1f1c4t1on of m1n3 4lmost 3v3ry s3cond. 1 h4v3 n3v3r w4nt3d som3th1ng 1 c4nnot h4v3 so d3sp3r8ly. >:]
certain we will not be making it to day 4 of eridan week. quote me on this now. there will be some great disaster today or tomorrow morning. the great fire of eridan week they'LL call it
Th1s 1s 4 jok3. Th1s 1s 4 jok3 4nd you'r3 fool1ng m3. 1 h4v3 b33n r3m1nd3d of th3 n1ght 3v3nt th4t 1s occurr1ng. You w1ll not fool m3. You W1LL not fool m3.
You h4v3 shov3d m3 1nto 4 k1osk. Go on.
1'm f33l1ng unw4nt3d th1ngs. 4nd 1t h4s NOTH1NG to do w1th f33l1ngs.
I'm taking Peanut and hunkering down in the panic block for the day. #aprilnormalday
S)(uck a clam it didn't post t)(e image 38Y Will t)(is one work? https://i.postimg.cc/htYjnBPc/image.png
I was persuaded to join )(ere by my matesprit, so I )(ope t)(is ends up being a good avenue for making friends, so... S)(ello everygoby!
" messiahs almighty they was marchin through snow seekin the clown forts abandoned long ago when all the sudden, the apocalypse sound ten thousand juggalos was runnin them down " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators
i wouldnt exactly say the mutha fucka 'gets by'. he was easy tah swat. honk.
im gonna honk and if mutha fuckas dont honk back, anothah prisoner is gonna get their dome popped in mah big hands. honk
did yall know that it takes less force than yah think tah rip you little shits in half?
>([na# just came by to say t#anks t#e big mans gave me a ring as s#iny as #is c#romedome since #e forfeit our matc# a stick n balls after u busted tf out]
>([are you t#e explodin troll w#at stole t#at paintin or was t#at a different marquise]
-----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆------------------------------------- -OOC- Howdy Howdy. This account is my take on The Grand Highblood. It's a lot of lore that's been developed on servers and other sites galore. So if you have issue interacting with a terrible clown man that has been given release from the Empire's grasp? This is your clown. Muse is spotty. It's not your fault if I don't respond. I just lose and gain muse in odd intervals. I hope you enjoy clowning around as much as I do. >:o) -----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆-------------------------------------
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
mah hands are fuckin freezin. aint nobody make gloves in mah size.
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
the link wont reveal the funny picture. you've been foiled. honk.