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.... Perhaps Aranea is rubbing o+ff o+n me in mo+re than o+ne way... I actually rather enjo+yed a bit o+f wo+rdy rappo+rt, and the fact that I had a so+urce to+ cite actually made me let o+ut a bo+rderline evil chuckle with the sense o+f vindicatio+n I was suddenly flo+o+ded with...

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And so it begins. ♥︎

What begins?

Before you know it, she'll be starting sentences with "erm, actually." ♥︎

I have yet to+ hear Aranea actually say that. And I wo+uld never start a sentence like that, either.

Tis part of the joke, dear. ♥︎ ♥︎

Well so+ lo+ng as yo+u fo+und it amusing, then that's all that matters, I suppo+se.

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@carmineGno+sio+lo+gy I will accept yo+ur apo+lo+gy, no+w. https://i.po+stimg.cc/vH6fZsMh/Screensho+t-2026-04-30-011614.png

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@carmineGnosiology[CG]

I'll ap9l9gize when I have s9mething t9 ap9l9gize f9r. As it stands, this screensh9t (easily d9ct9ra6le, 6y the way, 6ut unlike s9me pe9ple I take y9ur acti9ns in g99d faith) d9es n9thing t9 change my 9pini9n 9r supp9rt y9ur argument. N9w, 6ef9re we c9ntinue, I must warn y9u that it is m9re than a little childish t9 expand such a min9r disagreement t9 9ur entire Chittr feed like this. If that is what y9u w9uld really like t9 d9, I w9uld n9t mind f9ll9wing suit, as I 6elieve in making space f9r pe9ple t9 express themselves h9wever they see fit n9 matter h9w pettily they ch99se t9 d9 s9, 6ut I w9uld als9 like t9 p9int 9ut that there was n9thing wr9ng with keeping 9ur c9nversati9n c9ntained t9 a single reply thread.

Childish? And here I was, trying to+ be po+lite and no+t clutter Karkat's activity feed. We sho+uld be respectful o+f o+thers, after all, and no+t mo+no+po+lize the space o+f o+thers, wo+uldn't yo+u agree? Is it petty, all o+f a sudden, to+ be aware o+f o+thers, and to+ no+t o+verwhelm them with a discussio+n they didn't ask to+ be a part o+f?

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@carmineGnosiology[CG]

N9w wh9's speaking 9n 6ehalf 9f my dancest9r? If y9u cann9t even keep y9ur argument internally c9nsistent with y9ur 9wn 6ehavi9r, I must c9nclude that y9u have n9 argument t9 speak 9f and are 9nly pr9l9nging this in a paltry attempt t9 get a rise 9ut 9f me. Y9u kn9w h9w I hate t9 make assumpti9ns 9f r9mantic intent, 6ut if y9u are in need 9f an 9utlet f9r pitch attitude, I suggest y9u turn literally anywhere else.

... Really? Accusing me o+f pitch flirtatio+ns, with yo+u? https://i.pinimg.co+m/1200x/c8/d5/f1/c8d5f102fdedf1864bc6fa90371fcaa9.jpg

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@carmineGnosiology[CG]

((i just want you to know i love your porrim and im so sorry about my kankri HAHAHAHA))

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you're totally fine! i love how well you're writing Kankri. he's so infuriating! it's amazing!

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Seems I was wro+ng, and o+verestimated his typing speed. I guessed 20 minutes. He to+o+k a little under 3 and a half ho+urs.

O+h dear... He mediated that respo+nse... I have a feeling that in abo+ut 20 minutes o+r so+, I'll be reading a mino+r dissertatio+n abo+ut so+mething alo+ng the lines o+f ho+w reasserting my perso+nal bo+undaries are so+meho+w causing him distress, o+r that so+me small cho+ice o+f wo+rds created a ho+stile enviro+nment... I wo+uld be willing to+ bet a who+le 50 caegars that the tag #ho+rn-sizeism gets bro+ught up.

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.... I just realized that if I watched tho+se films and fo+und myself envisio+ning Aranea as Galadriel... Do+es that make me Gimli? I'm no+t o+ppo+sed to+ the idea. I'm just no+t quite sure ho+w to+ feel abo+ut the inverted height difference...

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < hottest dwarf efurr

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

thats so cute though???

O+h, well... Thank yo+u, I think.

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Thank yo+u. As I said, I'm still no+t sure quite ho+w to+ think abo+ut the implicatio+ns o+f my imaginatio+n, but it's certainly so+mething...

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

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@barackObama[BO]

Real.

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twinning

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Well, that was a fun appo+intment. Feels like it's been a while since I did a Jaco+b's Ladder o+n a bulge. And luckily, she wasn't o+ne o+f the custo+mers who+ think that just because I'm sho+ving a needly thro+ugh their genitalia, that I'm go+ing to+ do+ anything with them. Just an abso+lute sweetheart, and a tro+o+per fro+m start to+ finish. #nsfw #go+re

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You're all welcome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2befd241862a.png

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thank ya kindly, i love him.

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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: @kushyCr;tter l00k at th;s when you can lol.

manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png

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You are!!!

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Excuse me, young lady. I don't assume that the charming man in the image would be me, would it?

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nØ. it is anØther. ball-headed. suit-wearing. guy.

Quite the charmer, he is. And you've been talking to another, young lady? I must say, that does sting a slight bit.

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stØp lØØking at my accØunt.

Oh? And what could possibly be the issue with that?

@scratchDoc[SD]

it is nØne. Øf yØur business.

You wouldn't suppose you have things to hide from me, would you, Handmaiden?

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. nØ.

As I'd thought. So I believe I will peruse as I wish.

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Well, after having to+ turn my last custo+mer away fo+r being to+o+ drunk to+ safely wo+rk o+n, I'm at least excited fo+r my next appo+intment. I much prefer wo+rking o+n piercings to+ tatto+o+s, anyway. And this next custo+mer is schedules fo+r a co+uple o+f very fun and interesting additio+ns to+ their co+llectio+n~ #nsfw #go+re #bo+dymo+ds

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O+h fo+r fuck's sake... To+ anyo+ne go+ing to+ get a tatto+o+ o+r a piercing, PLEASE, fo+r the lo+ve o+f whatever deity o+r deities yo+u may o+r may no+t believe... DO+ NO+T SHO+W UP WITH ALCO+HO+L IN YO+UR SYSTEM!!! It will no+t help with the pain in any no+table way, and it WILL thin yo+ur blo+o+d o+ut, in such a way that it makes the entire pro+cess much mo+re dangero+us. No+t o+nly will yo+u twitch subco+nscio+usly, mo+re easily, but yo+u'll also+ bleed mo+re, to+ the po+int o+f risking ho+spitalizatio+n, depending o+n what yo+u're having do+ne. And if yo+u are getting a traditio+nal cavern style tatto+o+, this applied DO+UBLY so+, because the ink is already mixed with a slight bit o+f numbing drug that will kick in mo+re, the lo+nger the sessio+n go+es o+n fo+r. Also+, it's no+t even midday! Why wo+uld yo+u sho+w up fo+r a bo+dy mo+dificatio+n befo+re lunch time, already slurring yo+ur wo+rds and seeing do+uble fro+m having drank so+ much?! #nsfw #drugs #bo+dymo+ds #reallifesafetyinfo+

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE LITERALLY NEVER GOTTEN INK SOBER. :o)

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Have yo+u ever go+tten a traditio+nal bro+o+ding caverns style tatto+o+?

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I GOT JADE INK ON MY BUMBUM TYPE SHIT. GOT THE INK STABBED IN WHILE I WAS TRIPPING NUTS ON IOWASKA. :o) #substance

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... When I say traditio+nal, I mean a traditio+nal dip-stick-and-po+ke metho+d, where the ink is made fro+m ash fro+m a cavern co+o+k-fire, and mixed with dried rainbo+w drinker saliva, to+ numb the area the wo+rk is being do+ne o+n, and pro+duce a mild 'high' thro+ugho+ut the pro+cess... Traditio+nal cavern tatto+o+s are all black o+r grey ink. Is that what yo+u have?

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH DAWGGGGGG, I GOT MINE AT THE ANTIQUATE NURSERY CAVERN OF MOTHER HAHAKKOA THREE SWEEPS AGO. THE ONE LIKE FORTY MILES OUT OF THRASHTHRUST. FUBAR'D LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKER ON IOWASKA, GOT MY CHEEKS INKED BY A REAL CHILLER OG MOFO NAMED KESTIN. SHIT'S FIRE. :o) #substance

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I see... Well, I'm glad that wo+rked o+ut fo+r yo+u... Please no+te that their experience is NO+T the no+rm, o+r the preference fo+r myself o+r any o+f the tatto+o+ists o+r piercers that I hire fo+r my sho+p o+n Earth C.

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M BUILT DIFFERENT I'M LITERALLY JUST THAHAT GUY I CAN'T BE HE BECAUSE I'M HIM TYPE SHIT BIG DAWG SIGMA NATION WOOF WOOF TYPE SHIT. :o)

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Go+o+d mo+rning, all. I'm afraid I pro+bably wo+n't be o+n much, to+day. There are actually several appo+intments o+n the bo+o+ks, and several o+f my staff are taking trips o+ut o+f to+wn, so+ it's just myself and two+ o+thers. But ho+pefully everyo+ne o+n here has a go+o+d time. I lo+o+k fo+rward to+ catching up with yo+u all, when I return.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I’ve bamboozled the author by simply primarily reading one half and filling in the gaps.

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Or, I could read bot)( sides in t)(e perip)(eral of my vision, t)(us saving my eyes t)(e walk 39)

I can't believe yo+u've do+ne this... I've been bambo+o+zled. Tricked, even.

Damara always has such a unique way o+f paying co+mpliments. Slightly o+bjectifying, but sincere, and earnest to+ a fault.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

yet vwhen *i* sincerely and earnestly objectify vwomen...

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... She do+es it in a way that's still friendly, and as a means o+f putting up a pro+tective shell. Yo+u do+ it specifically to+ try and get laid. There is a difference, and tho+ugh it might lo+o+k the same, the behavio+r behind the wo+rds makes it two+ vastly different experiences.

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hey maybe i havwe a hard shell around my soft and sensitiwve center that maybe no ones bothered to try searching for

O+thers did try. Yo+u still weapo+nized their co+ncern fo+r yo+u, and tried to+ take advantage o+f their go+o+d will, because yo+u felt that yo+u were o+wed so+mething yo+u were no+t. And yo+ur wo+rds co+ntinue to+ give the impressio+n that if I were to+ serio+usly try and o+ffer yo+u any so+rt o+f care, yo+u wo+uld push fo+r mo+re and mo+re and mo+re. So+ no+.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

so im the bad guy for wvanting help? or for not knowving howv to accept it? sheesh, sounds like a classic case of vwictimblaming to me. ah wvell, you cant help it i guess...

If yo+u serio+usly want o+thers to+ extend a hand to+ yo+u, yo+u still need to+ put in the wo+rk, yo+urself. If yo+ kno+w yo+u have tro+uble accepting help fo+r what it is, then wo+rk o+n that, and actually make so+me changes. If yo+u do+n't change, then no+thing aro+und yo+u will. And sto+p using therapy language to+ justify yo+ur unhealthy reactio+ns to+ things, Cro+nus. Be better than that.

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sounds like a self-perpetuating cycle to me toots. hovw am i supposed to take that first step wvithout getting help first? but nah, its fine, its fine, i get it. im a man, a highblood man evwen, so its a sin for me to showv emotions. this is exactly the kinda thing vwe discuss in the #beforusboys podcast yknowv

O+h dear... I go+t sucked into+ the bo+o+kkeeping, again. I ho+pe Aranea isn't to+o+ upset abo+ut my getting back late.

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interestin...

... O+mino+us.

字が読めないんだなんて言うのは、客観的に見て笑えるよ。コンデス皇后がただ傷ついただけさ。

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O+h! And hello+ to+ yo+u as well, Damara. So+rry I didn't respo+nd, earlier. I was trying to+ be dismissive o+f a despo+t, and go+t distracted. Ho+w are yo+u?

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大丈夫、無視されるのには慣れてるから。 元気!ここ1~2週間で誕生日も花見も重なったから、嬉しいことが盛りだくさん! それに、ポーリムの色っぽい体を想像できるのも楽しみだしね。0u<

No+nsense, dear. While I'll certainly admit as a gro+up we didn't pay yo+ur effo+rts nearly the attentio+n they deserved during the game, that do+esn't mean that I didn't enjo+y yo+ur co+mpany, when we were able to+ meet to+gether. In fact, the versio+n o+f yo+u that came thro+ugh the bubble barrier with me co+mes by my sho+p regularly. So+metimes fo+r so+me additio+nal tatto+o+s, o+r a new piercing, o+r simply to+ hang o+ut and watch anime in the ro+o+m with me while I'm wo+rking o+n a different client. Who+ is Paulim, tho+ugh? I do+n't think I reco+gnize the name.

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あなたのことだよ、翻訳アプリは時々うまく翻訳できないことがある。Rの音とLの音は、同じように表記されるよ。これで、その褒め言葉を心から喜べるでしょう。 私は立ち寄って一緒に過ごしたり、ボディモディフィケーションを受けたりするのもいいよ。

O+h! Well, that's quite sweet o+f yo+u, Damara. Thank yo+u. And if yo+u ever do+ manage to+ sto+p by Earth C, and pass o+ut o+f the Dream Bubbles, even tempo+rarily, I'd be happy to+ give yo+u a tatto+o+ o+r piercing o+f yo+ur cho+ice, o+n the ho+use! Just, no+thing to+o+ crazy in o+ne sitting if it's a tatto+o+. The materials might no+t be to+o+ co+stly, but if yo+u sho+w up wanting a full backpiece, it will likely take multiple sessio+ns, if fo+r no+thing else than to+ keep my hand fro+m falling o+ff.

心配しないで。日本人はそもそもタトゥーにそれほど熱心じゃないんだ。むしろ、タトゥーを好む私の方がちょっと変わってるくらいだよ。

Well, the versio+n o+f yo+u that cro+ssed into+ Earth C with me has sat fo+r quite a few. Tho+ugh perso+nally, I think she actually enjo+ys the piercing pro+cess mo+re. Either that, o+r she simply enjo+ys expo+sing herself to+ me in bits and pieces, and the slight bite o+f pain that co+mes with the needle, and the hard steel that deco+rates her bo+dy in the aftermath.

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..... does anyone wanna maybe tease/bother Porrim for a bit? i feel like she could do with some bullying of her own.

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

((Nyrita has been on record teasing her a little. I can have her do that more if there's an opportunity to!

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hell yeah! go for it! and i see that like, @coronateCruelty you can too :3c

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Porrim.... you're really not helping the "all Maryams are Ashen public bicycles" allegations...

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seriously though. what does 'kult' and 'kull' actually do?

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As far as I can tell, it only makes the numbers go up. No other effect.

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fair enough XD

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