♦ pitied by @gregariousArtistry
☆~𖦹 A woman gets very in touch with her lustful feelings when seeing the things you people post on here. I may need some special alone time today after all this. You are all very beautiful :) #nsfw 𖦹~☆
Lo+o+k at tho+se two+ go+. It reminds me o+f the go+o+d o+ld days.
https://chittr.ing/pro+file/carmineGno+sio+lo+gy/c8f09ff5-ea41-474a-a532-4507a05fb5f8 See?
No+, he's a peach. He seems to+ have been ro+ped into+ it against his will.
back when i was a kid my bro sometimes called me a sponge cuz i just absorbed fucking anything i heard or saw. i do it with language, so i've picked up some alternian, but i think dirk is the one who noticed i do it with nicknames and shit too it's just kinda... wild, how the people you know can change little things about you without you noticing.
H9w c9uld it 6e sexist t9 call a w9man a w9man? H9nestly. I d9n't kn9w why s9me tr9lls are s9 96sessed with taking my w9rds as uncharita6ly as p9ssi6le. #Vaguep9sting
FOLLOW1NG THROUGH @GL33FULLYCURV4C3OUS @TR3NDYGNOST4LG1C 4PPL1C4T1ON FOR B1G T1DDY COMM1TT33 4LSO TH4NKS J1NX @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/7B3B36D80430.PNG
Ap9l9gies, 6ut n9t all 9f us can dr9p everything t9 engage in petty Chittr arguing. S9me 9f us have 6usy lives 9utside 9f s9cial media and cann9t aff9rd t9 spend every sec9nd 9f every h9ur glued t9 9ur screen 6reathlessly awaiting a resp9nse. #Vaguep9sting #6yTheWay #H9rn-SizeismIsntReal
A wig might be a bit much, but pins are a go+o+d idea. Thank yo+u. I'll definitely be sharing the finished design with the Chittr dashbo+ard, so+ be o+n the lo+o+ko+ut. That is, essentially, why I decided to+ do+ this in the first place. Sweeps o+f wearing exclusively dresses had me curio+us - and, frankly, I can o+nly sit there and sigh dreamily at so+ many wo+men in masculine o+utfits befo+re I shape up and make o+ne fo+r myself.
I’m so, so bored. Can someone just… chew and tug on my wires already? Oops, uh—coding error again, haha. #NSFW #WIREPLAY
There is n9thing "cute" a69ut having smaller than average h9rns, and I take 9ffense t9 y9u referring t9 them as nu6s. This is incredi6ly patr9nizing and I am very disapp9inted in y9u.
I THINK. NOW THAT I HAVE THIS PHONE. ON MY DREAMSELF. I AM NOW ABLE TO BE ONLINE 24/7? I WILL ABuSE THIS POWER.
oh, and all the richer we sUrely are for it.
Much needed break with one of my favorite iterations of this dork. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43cab15a22f4.png #nsfw
#megidoposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb1178e42f4d.png
I’m not THAT pitia8le, riiiiiiiight?
i'm that first-person they talk aboUt in all the books i'm that perspective yoU cannot doUbt, see how i look. control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all aboUt me and i wrote the book aboUt throwing the book at those who don't do it by it. so now i'm holding myself hostage stockholm lUst jUst looks like jUstice and enoUgh lefts don't make the right bUt two wrongs do oh man, sUn tzU woUld love this. beating my dead high horse off the high road to low groUnd 'caUse if yoU shake yoUr fist at snakes in grass it looks like pUnching down. so, god forbid i'm seen jUst as an average “hUman” being i mean, imagine if protagonists jUst died in the first scene! i'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy don't come at me i'm the main character, and yoU have to like me! #lyricposting
touch yourselves to me more, it's cute. ::::) #nsfw
Fucking shit, this is the best any of you are getting. #nsfw #rubyredbarking https://64.media.tumblr.com/ce65adfea7ea0940fb9c93091b28b533/f3750014f30ac492-ab/s2048x3072/871d59b902b6f61cd08b5bc29da9ad3fc5555b4e.png
THIS MAY BE THE FIRST TIME. I END uP SEEING PROSPIT? KIND OF FuCKING WISH. IT WOuLD BE uNDER BETTER CIRCuMSTANCES.
R8ing my own 8ulge 8ecause who else would do it justice? ::::? Strength: 100! Shit is AWESOME.. Plia8ility: 2 It’s a tentacle what do you expect Length: 18-20 depends on my mood of the day or the week or the month or the Girth: 8 it’s like around there I think X Factor!: I think I’ll answer 8 again Taste: 8lue8erries Smell: 8lue8erry pie ok yeah I have no idea what im doing #nsfw
BASK IN MY RADIANCE! (Anyone who gets that reference without googling/goregling gets a free cookie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d61556f421.png
Chitter, chitter, *spider noises*, hiss? I don’t know anymore.
BabY I'd Be BacK As A RainboW DrinkeR In TeN MinuteS TopS <3
…OH. NEW DREAM PHONE. MEANS I CAN CHITT. WHILE ASLEEP. OKAY THEN. THAT IS CONVENIENT.
im not full a self loathin wwho the hell are you to assume so much about me wwhen you dont knoww wwho i am nor am i awware a your existence
[[ ooc post this kanaya is a kanaya who isnt entirely over vriska AKA @arachnidzGrip (which is also ran by me haha)
gØregle what dØ yØu dØ if yØu had Øne emplØyer. then he was murdered. and he willed yØu Øff tØØ his fucking murderer.
#nsfw please stØp cØnfessing hØw much yØu want tØ fuck my bØss. i am being nice. i said please.
The Taste Of Blood Has Been On My Mind like A Memory I Cannot Place, Only Feel it Lingers In The Quiet Between Heartbeats that I No Longer Have
♰ my swim suit seems to be shrinking. it will have to do.. i need some moon tan time ♰
#NSFW [A surprisingly clear photo, uncharacteristic of her other photographic ventures. Her face is flushed red with blush, and her glasses are crooked. She looked to be huffing for breath. It seems like she had a REALLY good time with that vibrator.]
in (ase an7one’s tr7ing to dis(ern how i’m feeling b7 the 7s i put into m7 e777777s, sorr7 to disappoint, but it’s all random. i measure that shit with m7 heart
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I GOT JADE INK ON MY BUMBUM TYPE SHIT. GOT THE INK STABBED IN WHILE I WAS TRIPPING NUTS ON IOWASKA. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH DAWGGGGGG, I GOT MINE AT THE ANTIQUATE NURSERY CAVERN OF MOTHER HAHAKKOA THREE SWEEPS AGO. THE ONE LIKE FORTY MILES OUT OF THRASHTHRUST. FUBAR'D LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKER ON IOWASKA, GOT MY CHEEKS INKED BY A REAL CHILLER OG MOFO NAMED KESTIN. SHIT'S FIRE. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M BUILT DIFFERENT I'M LITERALLY JUST THAHAT GUY I CAN'T BE HE BECAUSE I'M HIM TYPE SHIT BIG DAWG SIGMA NATION WOOF WOOF TYPE SHIT. :o)
I'm gonna act super cute!!!!!!!! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/68/8c/d4688c70fc45dfc92ff80a8666f60712.jpg
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Felt cute, might ghost you later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5c535bc092d.png
beac)( was nice. date sucked. womp womp, t)(ats life. tc)(...
YOU ALL DISGUST ME. AND I HOPE YOU LEARN HOW DISGUSTING YOU ARE, SO YOU LEARN AND GROW, BUT FOREVER MUST LIVE WITH THE GUILT AND THE SINS OF YOUR PAST LIFE.
H4H4, YOU KNOW WH4T 1 COULD TRY C4LL1NG H1M 4ND 4NNOY1NG H1M OV3R 4ND OV3R W1TH 1T 4ND S3ND H1M R1SQU3 P1CTUR3S! >:] TH4NKS FOR TH1S 1D34, 1'LL GO DO TH4T 1N 4 B1T!
H4H4H4... M4YB3, 1 DON'T H4V3 TH3 W1NDY Z4PPY POW3RS L1K3 TH3Y DO SO UH.. C4N'T R34LLY V1S1T H1M R1GHT NOW BUT M4YB3 WH3N 1 DO ST4Y OV3R. >:]
M4N, TH3 ON3 GUY 1 4CTU4LLY W4NT TO K1SS 1S 4SL33P. >:/
... 1'M NOT GONN4 4NSW3R TH4T. >:X
Not the priority during storms.
Speed dial contacts, stay alert in case you receive an emergency call from me. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/0a880f1e8873731634e1689ffdd9013f6b9ae1dd.png
Posting More In Hopes She'll It, At The 8each Already As My Previous Post, Likely Going To Take A Swim, If Im Lucky I Might See A Gorgeous Fish –xoxo
(( being condy really does feel like playing a heel in wrestling, goddamn ))
That's My Secret, Chittr. I'm Always Yearning.
t)(ats w)(y we're different, maryam. i don't yearn. I TAK------E!
i dont. cause i dont wait for t)(ins to be given. im an empress. t)(ats )(ow its always been.
The Maryams yearn, it seems.
all t)(ese fools postin nudes. come; let me s)(ow you w)(at true tasteful nudity is. a pinup job i did for morale for t)(e troops not so long ago. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/s22G3MNf/nude-condy.png #nsfw
i think one of these welts is going to scar, , , damn , , , #rightontheasscheek
Thirst trap? #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/948770736187789353/Marvus-Xoloto-Hiveswap-MS-Paint-Adventures--5447072.png?ex=69ee22da&is=69ecd15a&hm=2e5ea0346677997ab62df64910449b44da34f612b7b230225fdb6c667999cec7&
I don't have any muscles to flex/post. Or rather, the ones that I can flex can only be photographed with a particular kind of camera that goes inside the body. #nsfw
H4H4H4. Y34H, M4YB3? NOT SUR3! OUR R3L4T1ONSH1P 1S SOM3TH1NG BUT H1S SH1RT 1S COMFY! >:]
W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13
I don't like to brag, but I do think I might be "empire mogging" right now. #Girlbossing #ForTHE #Girlboss - MC Oleana
lick his t0p surgery scars. kiss her tummy. lick their abs. sh0w them affecti0n. 0u0
I think it's finally happening for me.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87833a7a1113.png - MC Oleana
Here Is The Photo I Promised Earlier, Of Course It Is Nsfw 8ut Also A Gore Warning This Time, There Is 8lood -xoxo [attached Is A Photo Of The Escort In Nothing 8ut A Set Of Lingerie, Lying Splayed Out On A 8ed. She Is Covered In Serval Different Colors Of 8lood, Some Rust, 8ronze, Gold, Cerulean, Indigo, And Purple, A Little Olive And Jade, Plenty Of Violet, And Hell Even Some Fuchsia 8lood Can 8e Seen Mixed In With The Rest. There Is Some Jade And Violet 8lood Staining Her Lips And Fangs As She Smiles At The Camera] #gore #nsfw –xoxo
I Have To Hype Myself Up To #hornypost Again, The " Warm Fuzzies " I Gave Myself Are Getting In The Way. #nsfw
im in the same boat, , , less so the marks being left on me and more the actually being in an even slightly vulnerable position to let someone have the leverage over me to leave those marks, , , fighting and leaving bruises is a lot different yk , , , nahhh , , , not into quadrants at all , , , the pic was a prelude to something a lot more intense but it was just casual play + pailing, , , #nsfwe
Concept, I Invite You Into The Nest I Made On My Comfort Slab In A Fit Of Rare Vulnerability And You Say It Looks Cool, So I Kiss You. Not Too Deep Or Rushed, A Pure Sign Of Sickly Sweet Affection. Then We Get To Watch " Rainbowdrinker " And You Listen To Me Quietly Ramble About How Much I Love Horror Films. :> #wholesomeposting
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not me this time! just this once! not me!!!
CaN OnlY Do It AlonE So ManY TimeS BeforE YoU GeT To CravE ThE ReaL ThinG AgaiN, HuH~ #nsfw
🜏 Some♱iimes ii giive ano♱herr ♱rroll a xompliimen♱ and ♱heiirr,,,, ♱heiirr happiiness makes me feel all warrm n wrre♱xhed iinsiide bleghh blegh iis ♱hiis flushed ???? Ugh. . .ii♱ feel diisgus♱iing and ii ha♱e ♱ha♱ ii liike ii♱ ♅
#NSFW [A photo of the Jadeblood, fully nude and leaning back on a countertop. The camera was in selfie mode, positioned on the ground. The most prominent feature, surrounded by her freckled thighs, was her nook, which was being spread open by her free hand as her other one propped her upright. She was making a flirtatious expression towards the camera.]
O-> My, I Am Running Lo+w O+n Energy Fast Lately. Never Had To+ Feed This O+ften. O-> I'll Be Picking So+meo+ne Near, No+ O+ne Need Apply.
m7 friend told an empress to fu(k off and the fu(hsias are hating m7 (hit. wild.
(I need a girl to fucking kidnap me and do unspeakable things to my body #nsfw #violence)<
It's a bit odd... s'rry f'r pivotin' away fr'm m' wants towards this, but-- it's weird (in a good way!!) tha' a couple weeks ago I was defendin' m' old job an' what they were doin'... an' now 'm 'ere... with s' many people who like me an' genuinely want t' talk t' me... Um... thank y' guys...
Should I be worried if Her Imperious Condescension says she's hungry lookin' at me
I HAVE BEEN ADVISED. NOT TO TALK ABOuT THE DETAILS.
Unfortun8ly, he was one of the 8etter writers in that shithole so the RP stocks are waaaaaaaay down this quarter. Siiiiiiiigh.
Unfortun8ly, it's not like me posting harder will make any of these 8ozos 8etter at writing! Trust me, I have TRIED.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE. ON BEING AN ONLY CHILD.
#yearning #aesthetic #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3kStUgF2mJMtlRHmri3JI2?si=3aab1dd55e3a4008 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b749e29125bf.png
While You're On Your Knees Grovelling At The Disinterest Of Your Better, I'm In His Hive On My Knees In A Different Way. #nsfw
The last time I tho+ught 'there's so+ many Ro+ses o+n this site' I subsequently remembered the wise pro+verb: "O+h no+, my mo+o+beast meatslab is to+o+ juicy, my co+ncentrated seaclawbeast is to+o+ buttery."
And I do+n't mind any o+f that at all. It's certainly better than, say, a dashbo+ard cho+ck full o+f Cro+nus. I have seen it.
You Preface A Command By Saying " Now Be A Good Boy " And Yet You Should Know That I Am Already A Good Boy Who Will Do Whatever You Say. #nsfw
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
im just giggling in my recuperacoon and 8eing cute
What if w3 had a rod3o lik3 bull riding and 2hit I b3t id look 2ick in a cowtroll hat
0kay, 1t's a l1ttle s1lly but 1 l1ked 1t. https://f2.t0yh0u.se/f1le/f2-t0yh0u-se/1mages/40273283_0XfvsTB0NFTGJ0Z.png //art cred1t t0 be1ge_avane
No No. It’s All Okay. I Just Find It Rather Humorous How Easy It Is To Really Get Under That Serkets Skin With Some Simple Teasing. I’ve Done It Quite A Lot. It’s Fun. Are Serkets Always Like This?
wel(ome to the (lub
I Don’t Think She Can Get Enough Of Any Maryam
o oh my gog- chitter chitter chitter chitter
TIL my weakness is older women im going to fucking explode
i went to stupid fucking idiot town and they asked when you were coming back
uuuhhanndhdknffgh whaaaat? I can’t 8e that adora8le!!!!!!!! chitter, chitter.
An older woman called me adora8le. I should not 8e 8lushing this much 8ecause of it. ::::O
bluh idk i think is kinda on dat guy for being a weirdo :/
>>| dragging living body .inside, .i gave .another glance .at her. she still was gasping, choking .and puking blood, .all .in .attempt to cling .on last bits .of life. .and .it's not because she wanted, the .instincts .are kicking, deciding for her .on how this life .ends. however, .it does not matter. .a surgical table .is set .and ready. .almost fumbling, .i deliver her to the final .appointment. tools .out from the box, setting them .aside. first, .incision, which proceeds with whining. .a test for .endurance begins. .it's .all to .understand how long someone can withstand .all such teasing. do .another .incision, to the legs, yet no reaction. .i look .up .and see that face .of the soulless. nevertheless, .i go forward with that. doing precise cuts that grows .and grows, more .and more flesh .exposes. rip the rib cage, cleanup the chest cavity. definitely patient .is dead dead. .it cannot be saved nor .it should be. finishing with last steps, .i stitch .an .open body .and slowly tuck .it .into the bag. .another corpse, .another job done, .another satisfaction. #nsfwe #gore #violence
I’m adora8le?!?! Thanks???? Chitter, chitter.
i am glad every0ne else likes the ribbits. and j0ins in as well. it means a l0t t0 me.
im p sure since like radbow drinkers are v simlar to human vamprires a 'hiss' sound could work
you annd i cann bonnd. over our mutual sounndlessnness.
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
If You Want To Know What I Smell Like I Am Literally Right Here With My Neck Exposed Very Submissively. I Am Even Whimpering A Little For Your Auditory Pleasure. #nsfw
I hate to say it everypuppy....8ut it's time. this time always must come. this woof8east's gotta nap ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა chitt away my pretties
—̳͟͞͞♥ ૮ ○ﻌ ○ ა HE'S JUST A 8ULLY I PROMISE
WAGWAGWAGWAGWAGWAGWAG
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@a8rasiveCuniculus SRTOP TEASING ME A8OUT THE PRETTY LADY
"vwell that's dumb" and the univwerse said "I'm a to make you look stupid" yeah fair! i mean hey you at least got the coolest aesthetic ewver. rainbowvdrinker im just a shark
eeeh feeling some sorta wvay about it wvith people calling me disgustin on here. but thanks ey, from my understanding, makes you look gorgeous as fuck
૮ ̷ ̷ ̷・ﻌ ̷ ̷・ ა thank you thank you
I had the 8ase urge to howl I am so sorry
listen listen listen listen!! wvhen all you can eat is meat and fish, SOMETIMES you need to freshen up your palette.
:33< maid fact of the night! i n33d some good bulge in me and a cigarette... #nsfw
... it is true. i am a lowblood chaser. i am also a lowblood skinner, a lowblood beater, a lowblood boiler, a lowblood amputator, a lowblood shooter, a lowblood skewerer, a lowblood mutilator, a lowblood quarterer, a lowblood melter, the list goes on and on. #gore #horror
LOOK AT )(OW T)(----EY FUCKIN CRAAAAWWLLL )(ttps://i.imgur.com/ga5i)(NX.png
// "so it was mutual!" ON SEVERAL LEVELS. NO IT IS NOT. My beautiful horse is so fucked up
Fee/ing \/ery pa/e today. \/\/ant to cudd/e someone and ta/k about our fee/ings #yearning
Okay, okay, as the third mem8er of #8oatclu8, it's only fair I post a8out my favorite maritime vessel, so let me tell you a little something a8out a ship once captained 8y one of the gr8est gam8lignants in history! Most commonly referred to as The Flying Fish or The Remora, this ship was a great many things! You could call it a long8oat, a row8oat, or a su8marine and none of those things would 8e untrue, and MAN, was this thing sleek. When it was on the surface, oars and sails would 8e deployed, some reports st8ing that it was like watching someone skip a stone across water, it was so quick! Unusual for vessels of the time, it had very few defenses (only handcannons on the prow), relying mostly on its speed and maneuvera8ility to dart in and out of com8at. Well. That, and one other thing! See, The Flying Fish had this neat little trick it could do where the crew, disciplined and rigorously trained as they were, could convert it into a su8mersi8le in only a8out two minutes. The sails came down and were secured along the sidewalls to 8ecome a water-tight 8ladder, and once they dipped below the waves, they could safely construct a shell 8eneath the fa8ric! Using all of this to their advantage, The Remora often didn't even 8other to engage with their targets directly, unless acting as a decoy for another, more cum8ersome ship. No, they kept below the waters and rowed their way 8eneath, attaching themselves to the hull and 8reaching from the 8ottom! 8y the time commanding officers knew what was happening and organized any sort of counter-attacks, their most precious cargo and the 8oat was sinking, the thieves already loooooooong gone! Far as I know, it's still out there somewhere. Empire never managed to get hold of it, so more likely than not, it's on the sea8ed somewhere or in some8ody's priv8 collection. What I wouldn't give to see it in action, though!
With my favorite birb. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ee28cab0cd5.png
I GOT IT the key to solve troll girlfailures loneliness is to have them kiss EACH OTHER 8ecause most of the time they really like girls!!!!!!!! #wheresMyMedal
Call me Nepeta the way I love a good ship. #frig8friday
hUllo, dears. let’s see what i’ve missed, shall we? … … … .. that BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
qUestion for, ahem, writing pUrposes. how does one kill a rainbow drinker?
my flarp character is so cool and hot and awesome
i'm not funny. i'vwe nevwer been funny. i need to pack it up.
None of you understand. I am #vagueposting 8ecause he knows a8out it and thinks it's cute as fuck. We have already 8EEN kissing a8out it!
TONIGHT'S AGGRAVATION SPONGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLENFIDDICH™. UGHHHHH.
Keelhauling cancelled, I won that f8cking fight AND some! #vagueposting
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
WHICH ONE OF YOU F8CKING SCALLIWAGS POSTED THAT. PLANK. TEN THOUSAND YEARS 8RIG. KEELHAULING YOU IMMEDI8LY. CHITTR HOW DO I DELETE A POST!!!!!!!!! #violence
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For fuCks sAke, why did she hAve To flush Crush seriously on someone who eiTher doesn'T undersTAnd The siGnAls she's sendinG, or is ouTriGhT iGnorinG Them? Now she's TryinG To drAG me To A pArTy And pouTinG AT me
HOW MANY FuCKING SHITTY ME’S ARE THERE.
Less than you'd think 8ut more than you'd hope.
Mental health state: Downloading World of Warcraft.
I don't know how to gracefully break this to you, Aiaray, but the caverns are a long forgotten memory. They are, so far as I can tell, obliterated, from where I stand. So yes, I do mean former duties, as my current duties involve ensuring my dipshit friends, whom, for reasons I cannot fully comprehend, I have devoted my entire pusher to, don't die in increasingly obtuse and stupid ways.
>>| because there's .also .after the .ones who's .outside. like me for .an .example.
Wow! Therapy does help! Thanks human therapy!
I wanna go to a house party and leave the stove on and put forks in the microwave #girl8oss #violence
O-> I Suppo+se This Isn't The Nicest Night To+ Flirt No+w..
………..that, maybe was more of a thrill than i thoUght it woUld be. i’m going to take the liberty of compartmentalizing that!
O-> I So+metimes Wish I Co+uld Enjo+y Mo+re Diverse Fo+o+ds... But, I'll Stand Fo+r Being Able To+ Co+o+k At Least. O-> Lo+o+k At Me, Mo+mentarily Vulnerable 🤭
O-> I Do+ Greatly Enjo+y The Co+mpany O+f Wo+men As Well, It Simply Tends To+ Be A To+uch Casual. O-> Many Beautiful Girls Here.
≈ Coming back to a bunch of clown camaraderie on that post, let alone 16 notifs, felt like Ĩ got transported to another dimension for a moment. ≈ ≈ No hate, of course. Ĩ don't have room for such a thing in my twisted little pusher. Ĩt was merely unexpected. ≈
†) AH JUIS7 GO77A ACCEP7 7HA' SOME O' YE CANAE PLAY BALL. (†
One time I had a nightmare and in the nightmare I was working a jo8.
≈ Oh, Ĩ see what this is. Carry on, if you must. ≈
≈ Ĩnto the pile it goes. ≈
≈ Hrm. Ĩs there something especially piteous about my slew of most recent posts? The influx of diamonds from all sides are something Ĩ, begrudging though Ĩ am to admit, a little puzzled over. ≈
≈ For clarification's sake, all the "evil empress" and "iron grip" stuff is an elaborately woven facade. ≈
≈ Ĩt's hard to be a megalomaniacal despot when the closest thing you have to an enemy is a dorky human with a light-up wand. ≈
I think I might just destro+y this dress. The fabric wo+uld serve better as rags fo+r cleaning the dirt I kick in accidentally fro+m o+utside o+f my hive.
FOR CLARIFICATION I WAS 8EAT UP AND 8LOODIED 8Y ARADIA
No one on this site has to 8e a loser and a les8ian yet I’m here to fulfill that. ::::)
:33< PURRLEASE DONT DO IT!!!
@gynarchsGoverness UNREAL HEIRESS, I WILL NOT COMMISSION YOU AN ANDROID CHASSIS. STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING IMAGE. #nsfw I am pretty sure. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b3457465b20.jpg
if I had a nickel for every time I caught the attention of a lalonde I’d have like- three.
wanna watch him do a full workout routine n then peel his shirt off and throw it at my fuckin face so i can huff tf out of it sorry not sorry #nsfw #nsfwe
My gay husband. My disco ball and chain, if you will.
I lied my tits are small I’m sorry guys #nsfw
♰ the chasers should all funnel themselves towards me for no particularly concerning reason :) i would only like to have a discussion ♰
Men Don't Get Covered In Blood Fighting Over Me Often Enough For Me To Be Content In This Life. #nsfw #violence #pensive
\\ calib0rn literally dmed me just t0 talk ab0ut vriska serkets sweaty smelly bush and then gh0sted me? #nsfw
I feel better than I did last night, tho+ugh o+nly marginally so+. To+night will be self care and flo+ating in the slime o+f my cupe until the skin wears o+ff my bo+dy as if I were slo+w co+o+ked meat. #gro+ss? I do+n't kno+w.
I don’t like playing strip poker only 8ecause I’m lucky and I usually win most of the time meaning I don’t strip much ::::/ #nsfw