I YEARN SOMETIMES.
YOU GET OLDER, HAVE LESS TIME, AND MORE RESPONSIBILITIES. DON'T EVER GET A CHANCE TO REALLY GET TO KNOW PEOPLE. REKINDLING OLD FRIENDSHIPS IS HIT-OR-MISS IF YOU HAVE TIME TO REACH OUT. I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE FRIENDS. (:B
pRoBlEm iS BrO HaViNg a rEpUtAtIoN ThAt fUcKiNg pRoCeEdS YoU. gUeSs yOu ... wOuLdN'T ReAlLy gEt tHaT ShIt bUt iT'S AlWaYs nIcE To tAlK To a kK. hOpE I CaN To bUt eH 'm fInE TrYiNg oN ThE NeXt gO RoUnD. (o:
I WOULDN'T KNOW THE REPUTATION, TO BE HONEST. A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY SHIT ABOUT IT, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE THING THAT GAME THING. IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO, GAM. YOU CAN DO IT.
mMmMm nOw tHiS Is kInDa fUcKiNg wOrSe bRo, DoN'T ReAlLy wAnNa gO AnD TeLl yOu aNd lIkE RuIn tHiS ChIlL ShIt wE GoT GoInG On rIgHt nOw. )o: yOu cAn dO It tOo mAn, ThIs pLaCe fUlL Of fReAkS ThAt mEaN WeLl ... mOsT Of tHe fUcKiNg tImE.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN LEARNING THAT ONE OF ERIDAN'S ALTS IS LIKE THAT. AND BY ALL MEANS, YOU CAN'T BE WORSE THAN POSTING ABOUT MUTANT FEET CONFIDENTLY WITH 0 FILTER. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY DISAPPOINT OR UPSET ME WITH WHAT YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE. YOU'D HAVE TO... LIKE... BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF ALL OF REALITY FOR ME TO BE DISAPPOINTED. OR LIKE. FUCKING MURDER ME OR SOMETHING. #NSFW. LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I'M AWARE THAT THE GAMES FUCKED PEOPLE UP AND THAT SHIT MADE YOU GUYS DO FUCKED UP SIT. I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT I'M NOT PAN-ROTTED ENOUGH TO NOT KEEP AN OPEN PUSHER ABOUT WHATEVER THAT SHIT COULD BE. WE COME FROM A RACE THAT COMMITS HYPERVIOLENCE FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT. #VIOLENCE #GORE I NOTICED, I TOOK A BUNCH OF SAID FREAKS TO HUMAN CHILI'S.
bRo... bRo wHaT ThE FuCk?! tHiS CaN'T Be tHe sAmE MoThErFuCkEr i wAnNa bEaT To dEaTh hAtEmAnCe sTyLe. EvErY FuCkInG ThInG I GoT ThE MiSfOrTuNe oF LeArNiNg aBoUt hIm mAkEs mY PaLmS ItCh. wElL ReAl mOtHeRfUcKiN' fUnNy yOu sAy tHaT CaUsE UhHhHh ... tHaT'S WhAt i kInDa wEnT AnD DiD. lIkE On bOtH AcCoUnTs. Is tHaT LiKe aBoVe oR BeLoW ThE FoOt gUy cAuSe i aIn't iNtO FeEt eItHeR If tHaT MoThErFuCkIn' HeLpS? yEaH, dOn't rEaLlY HeLp i bE SeEiNg sO MaNy mOtHeRfUcKeRs sAyIn' AlL LiKe vIoLeNcE AnD CuLlInG Is bAd oN HeRe. ReAlLy mIsS ThAt sHiT EvErY DaMn dAy, OnLy rEaLlY GoT My bLoOd fEaStIn' On uNdEr tHe bIg tOpS. WhAt tHe fUcK Is a cHiLi's?
CALIGULAASCENDIT IS A FUCKING PANROTTED NIGHTMARE. AT THIS POINT, EVERYTHING HE POSTS JUST MAKES ME GAWK IN DISBELIEF. EVERYTHING YOU WILL LEARN WILL TOP WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW, SO BE PREPARED, HE GETS HEINOUS. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE SOCIAL DISSERTATION ABOUT THE LACK OF SHAME HE HAS. HUH. I WAS BEING FACETIOUS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY TO DO THAT." OKAY, I'M CORRECTED. IT IS POSSIBLE. WELL, I NEED MORE CONTEXT THAN "I DID THAT KINDA." THE REASONS BEHIND IT, WHY IT HAPPENED, AND HOW IT GOT THERE WOULD ALLOW ME TO FORM A PROPER OPINION. ALSO, TAKING INTO ACCOUNT WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE NOW. I THINK BEING A FASCIST FOOT-FETISHIST WITH A THING FOR FAT LOWBLOODS AND HEMO PLAY KINK IS STILL WORSE BY ALL MEANS. ALSO, HE INSULTED A MOVIE I LIKE, SO FUCK HIM IN PARTICULAR. #NSFW I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT'S THE STATE OF ALTERNIAN, AND KNOWING HOW TO KILL TO AVOID BEING KILLED IS IMPORTANT. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I'VE UNDERSTOOD WHO SHOULD BE MORE ADAMANTLY AGAINST IT, AND USUALLY THEY DON'T CARE, ARE BEFORAN TROLLS. THEY'RE USUALLY MORE UP THEIR OWN ASSES ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF CODDLING. (THAT'S BASED ON MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND INTERACTIONS WITH THEM) IT'S A HUMAN CHAIN RESTAURANT WITH DECENTLY GOOD FOOD FOR A DECENTLY LOW PRICE, AND A NICE ENVIRONMENT AND GREAT STAFF. THE ALCOHOL IS GOOD TOO. #SUBSTANCES.
i tHiNk ... tHaT'S WhY I'M FuCkInG InTo hIm fR. wAnNa bReAk mY TeEtH On hIm kInDa hAtE. OpEnS ThAt gAsH On hIs sPoNgE AnD I Be hOnKiNg bUt aLsO I JuSt dOn't kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK HiS PrObLeM Is. AiN'T GoT EnOuGh sHaMe tO RuB ToGeThEr tO KnOw wHeN To sHuT hIs mOtHeRfUcKiN' wInD FlApS ... BuT AlSo. (o: I ReAlLy wAnNa dRoP ThE FuCkInG NoOk oN 'eM. It's a rEaLlY, rEaLlY, rEaLlY LoNg sToRy bRo, LiKe sO LoNg eVeN ThE ShOrT VeRsIoN Is lOnG. tHe sHoRtEsT VeRsIoN Is: PlAyEd tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN' gAm, WoN BuT AlSo lOsT CaUsE It wAsN'T LiKe wOn rIgHt? On mEtEoR CaUsE ThE GaMe lIkE CrAcKeD AlTeRnIa uP. tAlKiNg tO HuMaNs wE FuCkInG MaDe bY LiKe wInNiNg tHe gAmE? oUtTa sLiMe, LoTs oF StReSs aNd sOmE ShIt hApPeNeD. i kIlL EqIbRo aNd nEpS, eRiDaN KiLlS LiKe fEf, KaNaYa kIlLs hIm aNd tHeN LiKe iT'S JuSt mE AnD ThE LoWbLoOdS LeFt. ThErE'S AlSo a pUpPeT? tHaT'S LiKe eTeRnAl aNd pErFeCt aNd tHe hArBiNgEr oF ThE GrEaT DyInG AnD BrOtHeR WhEn i tElL YoU ThAt sHiT WaS WhIsPeRiNg tO Me. ShIt wAs sO SwEeT. sTiLl gEtS Me tInGlInG. I DoN'T ThInK I KiLlEd yOu tHeRe? A LoTtA ThE PaRtS ArE ReAl nOiSy bUt yE I ReMeMbEr kIlLiNg yOu mAn. HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK (o: ThAt dUmB MoThErFuCkEr cAn't dO ShIt fRoM FuCk rIgHt hOnK HoNk hOnK. YeAh ... bUt aIn't nEvEr bEeN HuNtEd bEfOrE? i gEt wHaT ThE MoThErFuCkEr gHb wAs oN. tRoLlS JuSt bEiNg lIkE VaSsAlS FoR PaInT. tHaT WhAt tHe sHiT Is cAlLeD? bEfOrAn a sTuPiD AsS NaMe BuT ThEy dO Be rEaLlY Up tHeIr cHuTeS. mEt tHaT FaKe aS FuCkInG GhB. sAw wHaT He LiKe rEaLlY WaS. sAw sO MaNy tRuThS Kk, ReAlLy fUcKeD Me uP. SoUnDs lIkE A ViBe bRo (O:
I WOULDN'T TOUCH ERIDAN WITH A 50-FOOT POLE, BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO, I WILL NOT STOP YOU, BUT HE'S "STRAIGHT," AND I THINK KARKATS ARE AN EXCEPTION. EUGH. HE HAS SOME BEEF WITH GAMZEE'S, AND I JUST KNOW HE HATES HIS AND. WAIT, HE HAS A THING FOR EQUIUS TOO. HE POSTED EQUIUS MAID ART HE SO HORRIBLY COMMISSIONED, WHICH WAS OF THE ONE EQUIUS THAT WASN'T INTO MEN. SO BY ALL MEANS, FEEL FREE TO TAKE A CRACK AT HIM. HE'D HATE IT. SO, DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES OUT OF YOUR CONTROL, QUIT COLD TURKEY, IN A HIGH-STRESS SITUATION, AND HAD SOME FUCKED UP EVIL DOLL WHISPERING AT YOU IN A GAME DESIGNED TO END ALL BUT BRING IT BACK WITH THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE IN IT, AND FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT, WAS CONVOLUTED AS ALL HELL, AND FROM MY UNDERSTANDING FROM OTHER RECOUNTS. YOU WERE ALSO 13 WHEN THIS ALL STARTED? SO YOU HAD A STRONG REACTION WITH MULTIPLE FACTORS THAT GOT TO YOU, AND YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN AFFECTED. SEVERAL PEOPLE DIED. IT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER DAY ON ALTERNIA WITH SOME EXTRA BULLSHIT SPRINKLED IN. YEAH, NO, THE TOE-SUCKING FASCIST IS WORSE. #NSFW #VIOLENCE ALSO, I GOT KILLED. WELL. I'D RATHER IT HAVE BEEN A FRIEND THAN SOME STRANGER. I WOULD BE MAD AS HELL, THOUGH, PERSONALLY, BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND OW. BUT BASED ON THAT INFORMATION, I UNDERSTAND IT PROBABLY WAS A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS AND SOUNDS LIKE ONE REALLY EXHAUSTING PAN-BENT ADVENTURE. NO, HE CAN'T. I HAVE, IT SUCKS, DON'T RECOMMEND. I ONLY KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT BEFORUS BY WHAT OTHERS TOLD ME, AND I HAVE A- WELL, I MET MY "BEFORAN" ALT. EH..... EH. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT. BUT YEAH. THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY THERE. THAT SOUNDS... VAGUELY NOT GOOD? IT WAS. IF YOU EVER HAVE TIME, WE CAN GO SOMETIME IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE.
wHo dOn't gOt bEeFs wItH GaMzEe's bRo hOnK HoNk! EqUiUs iS A ExCePtIoN?!?! i'm rEaLlY NoT SeEiNg tHe fUcKiNg lIkE DoTs tHaT CoNnEcT BeTwEeN AlL ThE Kk's aNd eQuIbRo ... bUt dOn't rEaLlY ThInK ThE MoThErFuCkInG UnIvErSe wAnTs tHaT ViOlEt mOtHeRfUcKeR UnDeRsToOd. bUt hE MiGhT Be iNtO ThE HaTeShIp iF I GoT A DrEsS On? AiN'T My mOtHeRfUcKn' ThInG BuT AlRiGhT. YeAh tHaT BoUt sUmS It uP. aLsO I ThInK LiKe i'm a pArT Of tHe BiG E, dOuBlE DeAtH MeSsIaHs sO ThAt fUcKiNg tOo He sUcKs tHe tOeS? ............ BrOtHeR I DuNnO WhAt i tHoUgHt hE WaS DoIn wItH ThE ToEs bUt i dIdN'T WaNnA. sTiLl hOnKiNg lAuGhEd tHoUgH. YoU FuCkInG WeRe aNd tO So fUcKiNg wAs. AcTuAl gAmE WaS PrEtTy fUcKiNg fUn bRo. hE AiN'T GoOd eItHeR? oR LiKe fUcKiNg aNnOyInG Eh? KuRlOz? UgH DoN'T EvEn lIkE TyPiNg tHaT MoThErFuCkErS NaMe. YeAh tWaS NoT GrEaT. yEaH SuRe, CaN AlWaYs mAkE TiMe fOr a kArBrO (o: