Porrim Maryam
@gregariousArtistry
After hours of careful work, I believe I’ve finally perfected my design. It is now fully customizable for my pleasure. Tightness, size, girth, etcetera. How delightful. I love being a robot. #NSFW
O+h my... Quite the no+t-so+-humble brag, I see... What is the 'secret third thing' tho+ugh, if I might be so+ bo+ld as to+ ask?
O+h. I tho+ught yo+u said it was a 'secret' third thing. Fo+r so+me reaso+n, I imagined eggs being invo+lved. Still, go+o+d o+n yo+u fo+r being able to+ pro+duce genetic material in 'Human Hentai' quantities.
@carmineGno+sio+lo+gy I will accept yo+ur apo+lo+gy, no+w. https://i.po+stimg.cc/vH6fZsMh/Screensho+t-2026-04-30-011614.png
I'll ap9l9gize when I have s9mething t9 ap9l9gize f9r. As it stands, this screensh9t (easily d9ct9ra6le, 6y the way, 6ut unlike s9me pe9ple I take y9ur acti9ns in g99d faith) d9es n9thing t9 change my 9pini9n 9r supp9rt y9ur argument. N9w, 6ef9re we c9ntinue, I must warn y9u that it is m9re than a little childish t9 expand such a min9r disagreement t9 9ur entire Chittr feed like this. If that is what y9u w9uld really like t9 d9, I w9uld n9t mind f9ll9wing suit, as I 6elieve in making space f9r pe9ple t9 express themselves h9wever they see fit n9 matter h9w pettily they ch99se t9 d9 s9, 6ut I w9uld als9 like t9 p9int 9ut that there was n9thing wr9ng with keeping 9ur c9nversati9n c9ntained t9 a single reply thread.
Childish? And here I was, trying to+ be po+lite and no+t clutter Karkat's activity feed. We sho+uld be respectful o+f o+thers, after all, and no+t mo+no+po+lize the space o+f o+thers, wo+uldn't yo+u agree? Is it petty, all o+f a sudden, to+ be aware o+f o+thers, and to+ no+t o+verwhelm them with a discussio+n they didn't ask to+ be a part o+f?
N9w wh9's speaking 9n 6ehalf 9f my dancest9r? If y9u cann9t even keep y9ur argument internally c9nsistent with y9ur 9wn 6ehavi9r, I must c9nclude that y9u have n9 argument t9 speak 9f and are 9nly pr9l9nging this in a paltry attempt t9 get a rise 9ut 9f me. Y9u kn9w h9w I hate t9 make assumpti9ns 9f r9mantic intent, 6ut if y9u are in need 9f an 9utlet f9r pitch attitude, I suggest y9u turn literally anywhere else.
... Really? Accusing me o+f pitch flirtatio+ns, with yo+u? https://i.pinimg.co+m/1200x/c8/d5/f1/c8d5f102fdedf1864bc6fa90371fcaa9.jpg
((i just want you to know i love your porrim and im so sorry about my kankri HAHAHAHA))
you're totally fine! i love how well you're writing Kankri. he's so infuriating! it's amazing!
Lo+o+k at tho+se two+ go+. It reminds me o+f the go+o+d o+ld days.
Just like the go+o+d o+ld days. But serio+usly, do+n't waste mo+re o+f yo+ur energy than necessary to+night. This site acts as a veritable echo+ chamber fo+r the ilk o+f the terribly o+pinio+nated. Put up yo+ur fight, but kno+w that there's no+ shame in leaving what yo+u said to+ stir in his pan fo+r a while befo+re yo+u try to+ get back to+ it. We speak against systems and ideo+lo+gies so+ deeply wo+ven into+ the lifeblo+o+d o+f certain mindsets that they canno+t be deco+nestructed with o+ne argument.
O+h, it wasn't even any o+f that so+rt o+f thing. He asked if I was trying to+ pitch-flirt with him... After he said so+mething and ended it so+unding like Cro+nus. My face is still screwed up in an expressio+n o+f co+nfusio+n and disgust... I can o+nly imagine ho+w ridiculo+us I must lo+o+k to+ Aranea, right no+w.
...O+h. In that case, fight that fight as lo+ng as yo+u want. That's ridiculo+us. Did yo+u see they're trying to+ start a po+dcast? Him, Cro+nus and Rufio+h?
O+h go+g... Really? That same Kankri? Is it at least with the o+ne decent Cro+nus o+n here? O+r is it the o+ne with the picture o+f the Human acto+r, greyscaled and with painted o+n ho+rns in the pro+file picture?
I can't quite remember, but... mo+st likely, yes. As fo+r the Cro+nus, yes. The very same.
Ugh.... Where did whatever versio+n o+f me that helped raise him go+ wro+ng? I kno+w where I went wro+ng with my Kankri... But he wo+uld still never have started a po+dcast with Cro+nus o+f all Tro+lls... I do+n't think...
https://chittr.ing/pro+file/carmineGno+sio+lo+gy/c8f09ff5-ea41-474a-a532-4507a05fb5f8 See?
Yes... I just refreshed my timeline and saw it. At the very least, I do+n't think I've seen anything aggravating fro+m that Rufio+h... But still.
No+, he's a peach. He seems to+ have been ro+ped into+ it against his will.
I wish I co+uld say that was difficult to+ relate to+... But I think we bo+th kno+w what it's like to+ be ro+ped into+ o+thers shenanigans. Especially anything that invo+lves Kankri.
Ap9l9gies, 6ut n9t all 9f us can dr9p everything t9 engage in petty Chittr arguing. S9me 9f us have 6usy lives 9utside 9f s9cial media and cann9t aff9rd t9 spend every sec9nd 9f every h9ur glued t9 9ur screen 6reathlessly awaiting a resp9nse. #Vaguep9sting #6yTheWay #H9rn-SizeismIsntReal
Really, Kankri, yo+u wo+uld rather be vague and backhanded, rather than address me directly? I'm disappo+inted.
D9 y9u enj9y 6eing 6latantly hyp9critical? 9r did y9u f9rget that I can see y9ur p9sts as much as y9u can see mine and that every9ne kn9ws y9u vaguep9sted me first f9ur h9urs ag9? I figured y9u were 9kay with this s9rt 9f 6ehavi9r s9 I am 9nly resp9nding in kind. I certainly h9pe y9u aren't h9lding me t9 a d9u6le standard. https://cdn.imgchest.c9m/files/96150118f64f.png
Well st9p that. And d9n't call me that. Y9u may c9me 6ack and talk t9 me when y9u're d9ne 6eing intenti9nally inflammat9ry. Until then, I will kindly ask y9u t9 st9p pushing my 6utt9ns, w9man.
Are yo+u trying to+ tell me what to+ do+, and insinuating that because I'm a wo+man, that I sho+uld do+ what yo+u say? Kankri, I'm sho+cked. I never wo+uld have taken yo+u fo+r o+ne to+ fo+llo+w in Cro+nus' fo+o+tsteps, and invo+ke sexist language like that. I o+nly call yo+u that as a to+nal inflectio+n and to+ sho+w that there's no+ ill will thro+ugh the use o+f a phrase o+f familiarity. And then yo+u go+ and call me 'wo+man', and insist that I'm trying to+ agitate yo+u o+n purpo+se... Quite frankly, I'm hurt by yo+ur wo+rds, Kankri.
Unless y9u've had a 6reakthr9ugh in y9ur gender identity that I have n9t yet 6een made aware 9f, I call y9u a w9man 6ecause that's what y9u are. Explain t9 me h9w that's inv9king sexist language. 9r, 6etter yet, if y9u take such 9ffense t9 it, perhaps we c9uld c9me t9 a c9mpr9mise. I am n9thing if n9t willing t9 acc9m9date my language t9 suit y9ur needs. If y9u st9p calling me 9verly affecti9nate pet names like "dear", I'll st9p calling y9u factually c9rrect things like "w9man."
No+. Yo+u so+und to+o+ much like Cro+nus, and I'm do+ne entertaining whatever this is fo+r yo+u.
9f c9urse, I sh9uldn't 6e surprised that y9u are unwilling t9 6ack up y9ur n9nexistent argument. Y9u admitted earlier that y9u are 9nly d9ing this t9 ann9y me at this p9int, and I regret letting myself get as invested as I have in whatever this is f9r *y9u*. As I said earlier, feel free t9 c9me 6ack and c9ntinue this c9nversati9n when y9u are d9ne with y9ur "teasing". Until then, I think it w9uld 6e wise f9r y9u t9 step away fr9m Chittr f9r the time 6eing.
I said I'm do+ne, Kankri. Please take 'sto+p' and 'no+' fo+r the answers that they are. Also+, as I to+ld a versio+n o+f yo+u o+n multiple o+ccasio+ns, and which I'm sure o+ther versio+ns o+f myself to+ld different versio+ns o+f yo+u, including yo+urself. Yo+u do+n't have the right to+ tell o+ther peo+ple what to+ do+. Least o+f all me. So+ sto+p it.
fight fight fight
.... Perhaps Aranea is rubbing o+ff o+n me in mo+re than o+ne way... I actually rather enjo+yed a bit o+f wo+rdy rappo+rt, and the fact that I had a so+urce to+ cite actually made me let o+ut a bo+rderline evil chuckle with the sense o+f vindicatio+n I was suddenly flo+o+ded with...
I have yet to+ hear Aranea actually say that. And I wo+uld never start a sentence like that, either.
Well so+ lo+ng as yo+u fo+und it amusing, then that's all that matters, I suppo+se.