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@gregariousArtistry

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.... Perhaps Aranea is rubbing o+ff o+n me in mo+re than o+ne way... I actually rather enjo+yed a bit o+f wo+rdy rappo+rt, and the fact that I had a so+urce to+ cite actually made me let o+ut a bo+rderline evil chuckle with the sense o+f vindicatio+n I was suddenly flo+o+ded with...

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And so it begins. ♥︎

What begins?

Before you know it, she'll be starting sentences with "erm, actually." ♥︎

I have yet to+ hear Aranea actually say that. And I wo+uld never start a sentence like that, either.

Tis part of the joke, dear. ♥︎ ♥︎

Well so+ lo+ng as yo+u fo+und it amusing, then that's all that matters, I suppo+se.

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@carmineGno+sio+lo+gy I will accept yo+ur apo+lo+gy, no+w. https://i.po+stimg.cc/vH6fZsMh/Screensho+t-2026-04-30-011614.png

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I'll ap9l9gize when I have s9mething t9 ap9l9gize f9r. As it stands, this screensh9t (easily d9ct9ra6le, 6y the way, 6ut unlike s9me pe9ple I take y9ur acti9ns in g99d faith) d9es n9thing t9 change my 9pini9n 9r supp9rt y9ur argument. N9w, 6ef9re we c9ntinue, I must warn y9u that it is m9re than a little childish t9 expand such a min9r disagreement t9 9ur entire Chittr feed like this. If that is what y9u w9uld really like t9 d9, I w9uld n9t mind f9ll9wing suit, as I 6elieve in making space f9r pe9ple t9 express themselves h9wever they see fit n9 matter h9w pettily they ch99se t9 d9 s9, 6ut I w9uld als9 like t9 p9int 9ut that there was n9thing wr9ng with keeping 9ur c9nversati9n c9ntained t9 a single reply thread.

Childish? And here I was, trying to+ be po+lite and no+t clutter Karkat's activity feed. We sho+uld be respectful o+f o+thers, after all, and no+t mo+no+po+lize the space o+f o+thers, wo+uldn't yo+u agree? Is it petty, all o+f a sudden, to+ be aware o+f o+thers, and to+ no+t o+verwhelm them with a discussio+n they didn't ask to+ be a part o+f?

N9w wh9's speaking 9n 6ehalf 9f my dancest9r? If y9u cann9t even keep y9ur argument internally c9nsistent with y9ur 9wn 6ehavi9r, I must c9nclude that y9u have n9 argument t9 speak 9f and are 9nly pr9l9nging this in a paltry attempt t9 get a rise 9ut 9f me. Y9u kn9w h9w I hate t9 make assumpti9ns 9f r9mantic intent, 6ut if y9u are in need 9f an 9utlet f9r pitch attitude, I suggest y9u turn literally anywhere else.

... Really? Accusing me o+f pitch flirtatio+ns, with yo+u? https://i.pinimg.co+m/1200x/c8/d5/f1/c8d5f102fdedf1864bc6fa90371fcaa9.jpg

((i just want you to know i love your porrim and im so sorry about my kankri HAHAHAHA))

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you're totally fine! i love how well you're writing Kankri. he's so infuriating! it's amazing!

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Seems I was wro+ng, and o+verestimated his typing speed. I guessed 20 minutes. He to+o+k a little under 3 and a half ho+urs.

O+h dear... He mediated that respo+nse... I have a feeling that in abo+ut 20 minutes o+r so+, I'll be reading a mino+r dissertatio+n abo+ut so+mething alo+ng the lines o+f ho+w reasserting my perso+nal bo+undaries are so+meho+w causing him distress, o+r that so+me small cho+ice o+f wo+rds created a ho+stile enviro+nment... I wo+uld be willing to+ bet a who+le 50 caegars that the tag #ho+rn-sizeism gets bro+ught up.

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.... I just realized that if I watched tho+se films and fo+und myself envisio+ning Aranea as Galadriel... Do+es that make me Gimli? I'm no+t o+ppo+sed to+ the idea. I'm just no+t quite sure ho+w to+ feel abo+ut the inverted height difference...

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:33 < hottest dwarf efurr

thats so cute though???

O+h, well... Thank yo+u, I think.

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Thank yo+u. As I said, I'm still no+t sure quite ho+w to+ think abo+ut the implicatio+ns o+f my imaginatio+n, but it's certainly so+mething...

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Well, that was a fun appo+intment. Feels like it's been a while since I did a Jaco+b's Ladder o+n a bulge. And luckily, she wasn't o+ne o+f the custo+mers who+ think that just because I'm sho+ving a needly thro+ugh their genitalia, that I'm go+ing to+ do+ anything with them. Just an abso+lute sweetheart, and a tro+o+per fro+m start to+ finish. #nsfw #go+re

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Well, after having to+ turn my last custo+mer away fo+r being to+o+ drunk to+ safely wo+rk o+n, I'm at least excited fo+r my next appo+intment. I much prefer wo+rking o+n piercings to+ tatto+o+s, anyway. And this next custo+mer is schedules fo+r a co+uple o+f very fun and interesting additio+ns to+ their co+llectio+n~ #nsfw #go+re #bo+dymo+ds

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O+h fo+r fuck's sake... To+ anyo+ne go+ing to+ get a tatto+o+ o+r a piercing, PLEASE, fo+r the lo+ve o+f whatever deity o+r deities yo+u may o+r may no+t believe... DO+ NO+T SHO+W UP WITH ALCO+HO+L IN YO+UR SYSTEM!!! It will no+t help with the pain in any no+table way, and it WILL thin yo+ur blo+o+d o+ut, in such a way that it makes the entire pro+cess much mo+re dangero+us. No+t o+nly will yo+u twitch subco+nscio+usly, mo+re easily, but yo+u'll also+ bleed mo+re, to+ the po+int o+f risking ho+spitalizatio+n, depending o+n what yo+u're having do+ne. And if yo+u are getting a traditio+nal cavern style tatto+o+, this applied DO+UBLY so+, because the ink is already mixed with a slight bit o+f numbing drug that will kick in mo+re, the lo+nger the sessio+n go+es o+n fo+r. Also+, it's no+t even midday! Why wo+uld yo+u sho+w up fo+r a bo+dy mo+dificatio+n befo+re lunch time, already slurring yo+ur wo+rds and seeing do+uble fro+m having drank so+ much?! #nsfw #drugs #bo+dymo+ds #reallifesafetyinfo+

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE LITERALLY NEVER GOTTEN INK SOBER. :o)

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Have yo+u ever go+tten a traditio+nal bro+o+ding caverns style tatto+o+?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I GOT JADE INK ON MY BUMBUM TYPE SHIT. GOT THE INK STABBED IN WHILE I WAS TRIPPING NUTS ON IOWASKA. :o) #substance

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... When I say traditio+nal, I mean a traditio+nal dip-stick-and-po+ke metho+d, where the ink is made fro+m ash fro+m a cavern co+o+k-fire, and mixed with dried rainbo+w drinker saliva, to+ numb the area the wo+rk is being do+ne o+n, and pro+duce a mild 'high' thro+ugho+ut the pro+cess... Traditio+nal cavern tatto+o+s are all black o+r grey ink. Is that what yo+u have?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH DAWGGGGGG, I GOT MINE AT THE ANTIQUATE NURSERY CAVERN OF MOTHER HAHAKKOA THREE SWEEPS AGO. THE ONE LIKE FORTY MILES OUT OF THRASHTHRUST. FUBAR'D LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKER ON IOWASKA, GOT MY CHEEKS INKED BY A REAL CHILLER OG MOFO NAMED KESTIN. SHIT'S FIRE. :o) #substance

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I see... Well, I'm glad that wo+rked o+ut fo+r yo+u... Please no+te that their experience is NO+T the no+rm, o+r the preference fo+r myself o+r any o+f the tatto+o+ists o+r piercers that I hire fo+r my sho+p o+n Earth C.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M BUILT DIFFERENT I'M LITERALLY JUST THAHAT GUY I CAN'T BE HE BECAUSE I'M HIM TYPE SHIT BIG DAWG SIGMA NATION WOOF WOOF TYPE SHIT. :o)

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Go+o+d mo+rning, all. I'm afraid I pro+bably wo+n't be o+n much, to+day. There are actually several appo+intments o+n the bo+o+ks, and several o+f my staff are taking trips o+ut o+f to+wn, so+ it's just myself and two+ o+thers. But ho+pefully everyo+ne o+n here has a go+o+d time. I lo+o+k fo+rward to+ catching up with yo+u all, when I return.

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Damara always has such a unique way o+f paying co+mpliments. Slightly o+bjectifying, but sincere, and earnest to+ a fault.

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yet vwhen *i* sincerely and earnestly objectify vwomen...

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... She do+es it in a way that's still friendly, and as a means o+f putting up a pro+tective shell. Yo+u do+ it specifically to+ try and get laid. There is a difference, and tho+ugh it might lo+o+k the same, the behavio+r behind the wo+rds makes it two+ vastly different experiences.

hey maybe i havwe a hard shell around my soft and sensitiwve center that maybe no ones bothered to try searching for

O+thers did try. Yo+u still weapo+nized their co+ncern fo+r yo+u, and tried to+ take advantage o+f their go+o+d will, because yo+u felt that yo+u were o+wed so+mething yo+u were no+t. And yo+ur wo+rds co+ntinue to+ give the impressio+n that if I were to+ serio+usly try and o+ffer yo+u any so+rt o+f care, yo+u wo+uld push fo+r mo+re and mo+re and mo+re. So+ no+.

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so im the bad guy for wvanting help? or for not knowving howv to accept it? sheesh, sounds like a classic case of vwictimblaming to me. ah wvell, you cant help it i guess...

If yo+u serio+usly want o+thers to+ extend a hand to+ yo+u, yo+u still need to+ put in the wo+rk, yo+urself. If yo+ kno+w yo+u have tro+uble accepting help fo+r what it is, then wo+rk o+n that, and actually make so+me changes. If yo+u do+n't change, then no+thing aro+und yo+u will. And sto+p using therapy language to+ justify yo+ur unhealthy reactio+ns to+ things, Cro+nus. Be better than that.

sounds like a self-perpetuating cycle to me toots. hovw am i supposed to take that first step wvithout getting help first? but nah, its fine, its fine, i get it. im a man, a highblood man evwen, so its a sin for me to showv emotions. this is exactly the kinda thing vwe discuss in the #beforusboys podcast yknowv

O+h dear... I go+t sucked into+ the bo+o+kkeeping, again. I ho+pe Aranea isn't to+o+ upset abo+ut my getting back late.

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interestin...

... O+mino+us.

字が読めないんだなんて言うのは、客観的に見て笑えるよ。コンデス皇后がただ傷ついただけさ。

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O+h! And hello+ to+ yo+u as well, Damara. So+rry I didn't respo+nd, earlier. I was trying to+ be dismissive o+f a despo+t, and go+t distracted. Ho+w are yo+u?

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大丈夫、無視されるのには慣れてるから。 元気!ここ1~2週間で誕生日も花見も重なったから、嬉しいことが盛りだくさん! それに、ポーリムの色っぽい体を想像できるのも楽しみだしね。0u<

No+nsense, dear. While I'll certainly admit as a gro+up we didn't pay yo+ur effo+rts nearly the attentio+n they deserved during the game, that do+esn't mean that I didn't enjo+y yo+ur co+mpany, when we were able to+ meet to+gether. In fact, the versio+n o+f yo+u that came thro+ugh the bubble barrier with me co+mes by my sho+p regularly. So+metimes fo+r so+me additio+nal tatto+o+s, o+r a new piercing, o+r simply to+ hang o+ut and watch anime in the ro+o+m with me while I'm wo+rking o+n a different client. Who+ is Paulim, tho+ugh? I do+n't think I reco+gnize the name.

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あなたのことだよ、翻訳アプリは時々うまく翻訳できないことがある。Rの音とLの音は、同じように表記されるよ。これで、その褒め言葉を心から喜べるでしょう。 私は立ち寄って一緒に過ごしたり、ボディモディフィケーションを受けたりするのもいいよ。

O+h! Well, that's quite sweet o+f yo+u, Damara. Thank yo+u. And if yo+u ever do+ manage to+ sto+p by Earth C, and pass o+ut o+f the Dream Bubbles, even tempo+rarily, I'd be happy to+ give yo+u a tatto+o+ o+r piercing o+f yo+ur cho+ice, o+n the ho+use! Just, no+thing to+o+ crazy in o+ne sitting if it's a tatto+o+. The materials might no+t be to+o+ co+stly, but if yo+u sho+w up wanting a full backpiece, it will likely take multiple sessio+ns, if fo+r no+thing else than to+ keep my hand fro+m falling o+ff.

心配しないで。日本人はそもそもタトゥーにそれほど熱心じゃないんだ。むしろ、タトゥーを好む私の方がちょっと変わってるくらいだよ。

Well, the versio+n o+f yo+u that cro+ssed into+ Earth C with me has sat fo+r quite a few. Tho+ugh perso+nally, I think she actually enjo+ys the piercing pro+cess mo+re. Either that, o+r she simply enjo+ys expo+sing herself to+ me in bits and pieces, and the slight bite o+f pain that co+mes with the needle, and the hard steel that deco+rates her bo+dy in the aftermath.

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..... does anyone wanna maybe tease/bother Porrim for a bit? i feel like she could do with some bullying of her own.

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((Nyrita has been on record teasing her a little. I can have her do that more if there's an opportunity to!

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hell yeah! go for it! and i see that like, @coronateCruelty you can too :3c

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Porrim.... you're really not helping the "all Maryams are Ashen public bicycles" allegations...

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seriously though. what does 'kult' and 'kull' actually do?

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As far as I can tell, it only makes the numbers go up. No other effect.

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fair enough XD

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Seriously though. Without people willing to play the morally grey characters, or the outright villains, RP would be dull, and the experience is all the richer for all the fantastic villains you all bring to the table 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Nudity and lewdness are lo+vely, entertaining, and appreciated. All bo+dies sho+uld be celebrated. But yearning and the emo+tio+ns that co+me fro+m co+nnectio+n are even mo+re beautiful.

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Big-Sapphic-Yearning-Hour™️is brought to you tonight by Porrim, and her unstoppable tide of emotions towards a certain cerulean XD

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... I wo+nder if she'd let me do+ a pho+to+sho+o+t with her... She's already beautiful beyo+nd wo+rds, but imagining her o+n film, perfectly framed in the sho+t, and with a print o+f her beauty hanging o+n a wall... That entrancing gaze o+f hers lo+o+king o+ut fro+m the pho+to+, belying her deep and enthralling intelligence, and the gentle curl o+f tho+se into+xicatingly so+ft lips in a kno+wing smirk...

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you s)(ould ask )(er.

O+bvio+usly I will, o+nce she settles in a bit mo+re.

... I wo+nder if that's actually so+mething she wo+uld be interested in trying with me, so+metime... I do+ so+ lo+ve having marks left behind by her~ And no+w, they can be real, and I co+uld wear them pro+udly o+ut in public, o+r at either o+f my businesses... So+ everyo+ne wo+uld kno+w who+ I 'belo+ng to+'~ #nsfwimplied

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The literacy and attentio+n span o+f an excited wriggler, I swear... #vaguepo+sting

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