Hundsi Sillai
@comedicCanis
🐾 she/her, lover of bad PUNs aNd jokes! still oN alterNia x) 💛<3💛 🐾 dms opeN for all! x) 🐕 ((OOC/IC + RP welcome, open, and always available!! :]))
🐾🐾right. i shoUld Probably make a ProPer iNtrodUctioN oN here shoUldN't i? the Name's hUNdsi! broNzeblood, jUst gettiNg by oN comedy gig-work aNd other odd jobs. badPUN may as well have beeN my Name! there's jUst somethiNg aboUt trUly groaN-worthy, awfUl jokes that either maNage to crack a relUctaNt little griN or sweePs worth of grUmbliNg... after all, Never said i was good at beiNg fUNNy! aNd hey, if ya Need me? i got a faNcy ol' form here jUst for yoU folks! aNythiN' ya Need or waNNa be Nosey aboUt ehehe, httPs://forms.gle/z7tjsm3s728gqtjy9 httPs://i.Postimg.cc/52tryjqy/hUNdsi-sillai-ref.jPg hehe,
🐾alrighty, let's see what i got here... oh, here we go! what kiNda key oPeNs a baNaNa? why, i've heard a 'moN-key' is Pretty effective! hehe,
thats so UNNAPPEALING.
or maybe it was.. "UNAPPEELING" and "SLIPPERY" HAHAHEH. ha. uh
🐾gUess someoNe's 'PeeliNg' real fUNNy over 'ere! ehehe, yoU're doiN' 'berry' Nicely! 🐾✨ hehe,
WHAT? MY SKIN IS PEELING? ?? WHERE WHERE HWERE
🐾owh, No, No Not like that! jUst kiddiN' 'roUNd with ya! ehehe... maybe i oUght to be more carefUl 'boUt my wordiN! whooPs... 'x) gUess these sorts of jokes caN lead dowN qUite the 'sliPPery sloPe' if ya aiN't carefUl eNoUgh! ehehe, heh, hehe,
SLOPES ARE NO JOKE. BE CAREFUL...
🐾woof... sorry for the sileNce, folks! beeN a bit taNgled UP iN other resPoNsibilities! i gotta get my jokes N sUch sorted! real easy to lose track of time NowaNights, hehe,
hope you're alri6ht at least, nothin' too stressful! push yerself too hard 'n' you'll end up barkin' mad!
🐾Pfft, eheh! great to be heariN' from ya too x) take care of yaself too Now ✨🐾 hehe,
🐾why did the barkbeast rUN after the book? well, that's easy! it's 'caUse he was chasiN' his 'tale'! x) hehe,
(( Been taking a small(?) break for the last lil bit to focus on some other stuff behind the scenes, including some stuff for Hundsi but also giving some love to my other characters off the platform! Leaving this here as a bit of an update/aka I'm fine! :] ))
glad to hear it i know yr other oc's are sure to be fireee/gen
(( awwh thank you so much!! Hundsi is nice and all but it's nice to give attention elsewhere and change it up. Have a nice day/night! :] ))
have a good one frfr B)
🐾what's a barkbeast's favoUrite mode of traNsPortatioN? a... 'waggiN'! x) hehe,
hahaSo tru3 S3D ir3m3mb3r my luSuSalwayS lov3d waggingh3r big fluffytail So muchwh3n Sh3 waShappy S3)
🐾awwh... that's real sweet to hear that ya carry that with ya! bwoofma does it all the time, 's qUite the charmiN' sight! hehe,
🐾why did the siNger Need a ladder? well, they had to fiNd some way to 'reach the high Notes'! ehehe, hehe,
🐾what haPPeNs wheN ya witNess a shiP wreck? yoU let it 'siNk iN'! hehe,
🐾what do sPriNters eat before a race? well, 's NothiN'! caUse they 'fast'! x) hehe,
=oXO i thought they would eat''' ,runner beans,''' =oXO
=oXO yay¡¡ seeing you make so many good jokes makes me want to join in =:) =oXO
🐾how come sPiders kNow everythiNg? well, it's 'caUse they look everythiN' UP oN the 'web'! x) hehe,
🐾doN’t bUy aNythiN' with velcro... it’s a 'riP-off'! ehehe, hehe,
H4H4HaH4 XD!!!
🐾did ya hear 'boUt the latest drama at the circUs? gosh, i heard was 'iN-teNts'! ehehe! hehe,
🐾carefUl, the grass is daNgeroUs! it’s fUll of 'blades'! x) ehehe, hehe,
you're a delight!
🐾i kNow a gUy who's writiN' a book 'boUt cycloNes 'N torNados.... bUt right Now it's jUst a "draft'! x) hehe,
🐾the Past, PreseNt, aNd fUtUre walk iNto a bar... it was 'teNse'! x) hehe,
🐾if ya see moobeasts sleePiNg' iN a field... does that meaN it's 'PastUre bedtime'? x) hehe,
🐾where do fish keeP moNey? ehehe... at the 'riverbaNk'! x) hehe,
🐾why do gardeNers make the best gossiPers? becaUse they kNow the 'dirt' oN everyoNe! x) hehe,
=oXO hehe that one,s good¡ =oXO
🐾always haPPy to helP ya lift yoUr sPirits! x) what do aNts Use to commUNicate? aNt-eNNa! ehehehe, hehe,
=oXO ehehaha that one,s true as well¡ they also use pheromones and vibrations but it,s hard to do puns with those''' =oXO
🐾fasciNatiN' stUff to learN 'boUt those critters! i'm always oPeN to learNiN' New thiNgs, aiN't always gotta be a PUN heh. i'll workshoP it 'N see if i caN make aNythiN' of it iN the fUtUre jUst for ya! hehe,
🐾what'cha call a tomb fUll of coiNs? a 'cryPt-o'-cUrreNcy'! x) hehe,
🐾i caN't be bothered to make a sePerate Post aboUt it bUt takiN' someoNe's PalmhUsk 'N goiN' throUgh it for No good reasoN 'N beiNg awfUl meaN 'boUt it rUbs me the wroNg way x( glad i doN't got folks who do that! smh, smh. woof... hehe,
=oXO Soooo true you should hang out with fuckers that don,t do that to you lollll' Wouldn,t do it if they didn,t just leave their shit lying about like they wanted me to see it =oXO
=oXO Also the joke is like almost funny you could make it as a comedian just don,t go to any highblood events lol =oXO
🐾what'cha call a factory that makes oNly okay-to-average ProdUcts? why, ya go 'N call that a 'satis-factory'! hehe,
🐾why did the coffee taste like dirt? well, i heard it's 'caUse it was 'receNtly groUNd'! hehe,