Hundsi Sillai
@comedicCanis
🐾 she/her, lover of bad PUNs aNd jokes! still oN alterNia x) 💛<3💛 🐾 dms opeN for all! x) 🐕 ((OOC/IC + RP welcome, open, and always available!! :]))
🐾🐾right. i shoUld Probably make a ProPer iNtrodUctioN oN here shoUldN't i? the Name's hUNdsi! broNzeblood, jUst gettiNg by oN comedy gig-work aNd other odd jobs. badPUN may as well have beeN my Name! there's jUst somethiNg aboUt trUly groaN-worthy, awfUl jokes that either maNage to crack a relUctaNt little griN or sweePs worth of grUmbliNg... after all, Never said i was good at beiNg fUNNy! aNd hey, if ya Need me? i got a faNcy ol' form here jUst for yoU folks! aNythiN' ya Need or waNNa be Nosey aboUt ehehe, httPs://forms.gle/z7tjsm3s728gqtjy9 httPs://i.Postimg.cc/52tryjqy/hUNdsi-sillai-ref.jPg hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i stayed UP all Night to see where the sUN weNt... theN it 'dawNed' oN me! x) hehe,
🐾what job did the frog have at the hotel? why, the lil critter was a 'bellhoP'! x) hehe,
🐾why are PePPers the best at archery? ehehe... it's 'caUse they 'habaNero'! hehe,
🐾what is small 'N red aNd has a roUgh voice? a 'hoarse' raddish! hehe,
🐾got a bUd who's terrified of elevators. she said she's goiN' to start takiN' 'stePs' to avoid 'em. bUt theN she doN't trUst stairs either, 'caUse they're always 'UP to somethiNg'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾which PoPstar caN detect ioNisiNg radiatioN? ehehe, well that'd be (troll) lady 'geiger'! x) hehe,
-> You Cannot Stop What Is Coming you Can, However, Stock Up On Prime And Local Produce = Your Total Is $[comedic Number Value]
🐾#horror || what did the sea-based horrorterror say to the comediaN? "yoU’re 'krakeN' me UP!" maN, i Uh, hoPe that aiN't the case actUally! 'x) hehe,
Haha! I think the horrorterrors woUld like this joke!・・・𝛾
🐾told a good bUddy 10 jokes to make him laUgh... sadly, 'No PUN iN teN did'! get it? sNrrrk x) hehe,
🐾i caN't stoP falliN' off my bike aNd gettiN' myself hUrt... it's a vicioUs 'cycle'! x) ehehe! hehe,
i wanted to be a bike-ridin' rapper, but i Couldn't fi6ure out how to handlebars! >◡<
🐾ya caN't rUN throUgh a camPgroUNd... ya oNly raN, becaUse it's 'Past teNts'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾why areN’t koalas actUal bears? they doN’t meet the ''koala'ficatioNs''! hehe,
It's actually because I really like killing koalas but I don't like killing bears.
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🐾Now this is somethiN' i coUld get behiNd 'N woUld mUch rather hear! ehehe, Nice oNe x) hehe,
🐾what'cha call aN alert aNt? why, i'd say that's qUite 'vigil'aNt''! hehe,
@eusocialPedant this one was f..unny!!
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=oXO yaay¡¡¡¡ i,m so happy you thought of me¡ =oXO
=oXO yaaaay¡ what does an ant who thinks they,re no good say to themselves in the mirror¿ "i,m insignific-ant'''" and what do they say once they start becoming a stronger ant¿ "i,m finally feeling more confid-ant¡" =oXO
🐾#Nsfw #sUggestive (toPic/imPlied) || a shePherd aNd his matesPrit are talkiN' after their first time PailiN'. the other asks the shePherd how exPerieNced he is. ...he starts 'coUNtiNg aNd falls asleeP'! ehehe, get it? as a shePherd? x) hehe,
🐾#Nsfw || i look away for a lil bit 'N there's already a lotta discUssioN 'boUt droNe/PailiNg seasoN? yeeesh, i gotta keeP a better eye oN the dates! x( hehe,
h3ySo uhm iknow w3 donot r3ally know3ach oth3r buti hav3 toaSk if youwould want tob3 my mat3Spritand or kiSm3SiS? S3(
🐾#Nsfw || woof, 's sUddeN bUt it is Pretty dire! i got my flUshed side of thiNgs sorted bUt... awh maN, ya seem Pretty cool aNd i aiN't waNt ya to get iN troUble dUriNg the seasoN! coNsideriN' what haPPeNs wheN ya... doN't fill 'em bUckets for the droNes. tell ya what, if ya Need it, jUst for the seasoN - i caN be a backUP for yoUr Pitch side of thiNgs jUst for the droNes to go away 'N stUff if ya caN't get somethiN' before theN? as, bUds?? hehe,
🐾what do ya say to a moobeast that gets iN yoUr way? “why, caN ya Please 'moooo-ve'?” ehehe, hehe,
🐾oooh, a good oNe! x) 🐾❔(qNa, fharma agNeaU - _> why did the chickeN become a detective? becaUse of a fowl crime = yoUr total is [free])❔🐾 ooh, a classic oNe! 'egg'celleNt oNe to wraP this form stUff UP for the time beiN', ooooh that remiNds me i coUld go for a real Nice wraP 'boUt Now. real im'Peck'able joke there, gosh ya gUys are goNNa PUt me oUtta a job 'ere! aNd for free to boot? awwh! x) jUst kiddiN', love to hear it, serioUsly some good stUff x) thaNk ya, frieNd! 'N may yoUr reciPes always briNg everyoNe else mUch joy as yoU've boUght me with leaviN' this here ✨🐾 #hUNdsiqNa #qNa hehe,
🐾got oNe more to aNswer after this oNe til i've goNe throUgh all my form stUff - if ya waNNa leave me somethiN', liNk is at the bottom of my PiNNed! x) 🐾❔( qNa/PUN, =oxo - why did the cUrioUs aNt ask qUestioNs iN PlUral aNd Past teNse¿ becaUse it was lookiNg for the aNts-were¡ =oxo)❔🐾 ehehe, that's a good oNe, bUddy! 's so fUNNy i c'aNt' imagiNe somethiN' fUNNier! x) here, i got oNe jUst got ya! what is the biggest aNt iN the world? why, it'd be aN elePh'aNt'! 🐾✨ #hUNdsiqNa #qNa hehe,
=oXO hehehehe¡¡¡ i really like that yaay' you,re very funny¡¡ =oXO
🐾#sUbstaNce || where did the lettUce go for a driNk after a loNg 'N difficUlt Night? why, it weNt oN off to 'the salad bar'! that remiNds me, i haveN't beeN oUt to a ProPer bar 'N awhile that wasN't for a gig... let aloNe haviN' a driNk. lots to coNsider there bUt 'm iN No rUsh to make a decisioN! x) hehe,
hahawow that on3iS good S3) idont think ihav3 gon3 toa bar ina longtim3 orlik3 mayb3 3v3r S3(
🐾sometimes 's Nice fUN if yoU're there 'N a good mood! x) maybe oNe Night it'll be somethiN' Nice 'N New to try, rootiN' for ya oN that oNe, hehe,
🐾what did the cUcUmber say to the Pickle dUriN' a PUsher-to-PUsher momeNt? "yoU meaN a great 'dill' to me!" hehe,