Hundsi Sillai
@comedicCanis
๐พ she/her, lover of bad PUNs aNd jokes! alterNiaN x) ๐<3๐ ๐พ dms opeN for all! x) ๐ (OOC/IC/RP welcome and open! busy schedule may mean slower responses + mobile user, sorry for any misclicks!)
๐พ๐พright. i shoUld Probably make a ProPer iNtrodUctioN oN here shoUldN't i? the Name's hUNdsi! broNzeblood, jUst gettiNg by oN comedy gig-work aNd other odd jobs. badPUN may as well have beeN my Name! there's jUst somethiNg aboUt trUly groaN-worthy, awfUl jokes that either maNage to crack a relUctaNt little griN or sweePs worth of grUmbliNg... after all, Never said i was good at beiNg fUNNy! aNd hey, if ya Need me? i got a faNcy ol' form here jUst for yoU folks! aNythiN' ya Need or waNNa be Nosey aboUt ehehe, httPs://forms.gle/z7tjsm3s728gqtjy9 httPs://i.Postimg.cc/52tryjqy/hUNdsi-sillai-ref.jPg hehe,
๐พwhy do bees hUm? it's 'caUse they doNt kNow the words! x) eheh! hehe,
they might sing if they got drunk, 6ut that won't happen. 6ees just prefer to get a 6uzz instead. >โกo
๐พNow, why was the mUshroom iNvited to every Party? 'caUse it was sUch a 'fUNgi' to have 'roUNd! x) hehe,
๐พwhy do Programmers Prefer dark mode? that's 'caUse light attracts 'bUgs'! hehe,
ii wa2 ready for thii2 to be a 2eriiou2 que2tiion and ready to an2wer but then the joke bliind2iided me. thii2 wa2 a good one though.
This has t(o) be the best j(o)ke i ever heard in my life ~โซ
>>>(Very) good...
oh fuck yes. i haven't seen you in way too Long
๐พa bUddy of miNe weNt 'N asked me, "what rhymes with oraNge?" so i said, "No it doesN't" x) ehehe! hehe,
๐พhow do steaks aPologize? they 'meat' ya halfway! ehehe, get it? ... yeeesh, toUgh crowd. i gUess a steak setUP is a, hehehe... 'rare mediUm well doNe'! x] hehe,
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
kehehe! missed ya hundsi! ^โก^
๐พawh thaNk ya! x] beeN a bit UNwell so i was keePiNg cozy N well iN my cUPe while i got better, Now i'm back aNd at em betweeN bUsy schedUle haPPeNiN' stUffs โจ๐พ hehe,
well gosh, m'sorry to hear that! 6ut i'm glad you're doin' 6etter! hope that means we get to see y'round more often! god knows we Could use some more levity 'round here. ^โก^
๐พwhere did the hUsktoP/comPUter go to daNce? the 'disc-o'! x) hehe,
๐พy'kNow, it sUre is hard to exPlaiN PUNs to klePtomaNiacs... 'caUse they always 'take thiNgs literally'! ehehe! hehe,
๐พdid ya kNow i caN cUt a Piece of wood iN half jUst by lookiN' at it? it's trUe, hoNest! i 'saw' it with my owN eyes! hehe,
lmao good one
๐พhow do ya throw a Party iN oUter sPace? ya, eheh... well, ya go 'N 'PlaNet'! get it?? x) hehe,
=oXO ehehe i like this oneยก =oXO
๐พwhat has maNy keys, bUt caN't oPeN a siNgle lock? a PiaNo! ehehe! -- (thoUgh i reckoN with 'NUff elbow grease N a bit of oPtimism, ya coUld defiNitely jUst smash it... bUt ya didN't hear that advice from lil ol' me!) hehe,
๐พNow, 'm off for the Next lil while x] hehe,
"= if i see a door and a piano next to it. i'm assuming. it is wired. to open the door with a specific sequence of keys, because, i look at everything like it is some kind of device from a mystery. ="
๐พoooh, a fUN way to look at it! certaiNly a lot less hassle for the mUscles too! hehe,
๐พdid y'all hear aboUt the gal who always goes to sleeP oN a chaNdelier? i heard it's 'caUse sheโs a... ehehe, 'light' sleePer! x] i thiNk that's 'boUt my last oNe for Now, gotta go 'N hit the slime for a real bUsy schedUle ahead the Next few Nights, bUt 'll PoP my head 'N here later oN! ๐ค hehe,
๐พy'kNow, i'd try my haNd at telliN' a chemistry joke or two... bUt i kNow i woUldN't get a 'reactioN'! hehe,
๐พwhy areN't koalas coNsidered actUal bears? well, i heard it's 'caUse they doN't meet the... 'koala-ficatioNs'! hehe,
๐พwoah! seeiN' loads of, ehehe, 'ex-amPles' of some Pretty roUgh former qUads 'N PartNers! hehe,
๐พNow, how do ya go 'N fix a brokeN PUmPkiN? with a 'PUmPkiN Patch'! ehehe! hehe,
good one. hope you don't get gourd for this joke.
((OOC for this/no funny joke, sighs, sorry !! Boo all you need to but wanted to leave this addressed here. Hi! I'm kinda back! Though most posting is going to be much more inconsistent/weekend based due to scheduling and general social media habdling in general. But I wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome back and seeing some familiar faces! Thank you for your patience and understanding :] !!))
((Smiles with my teeth!! Waving!! :]))
๐พwhatโs a deerโs favorite ice cream flavor? why, if i had to gUess i reckoN it'd be cookie 'doe'! hehe,
=oXO hundsiยกยกยก i missed you how are youยฟ =oXO
๐พooh y'kNow jUst kiNda a beeN a bit scatterPaNNed! 've beeN Pretty well, jUst had my haNds Pretty fUll with a bUNcha other stUff bUt 'm tryiN' to balaNce it all oUt. hoPe ya beeN well siNce we last chatted! missed a lotta faces here too, iNclUdiNg ya! โจ๐พ hehe,
=oXO oh that,s all good thenยกยกยก as long as you,re okayยก um a lot of stuff has happened, but''' really happy to see you yayยก =oXO
๐พy'kNow, i gotta give thaNks to a good bUddy of miNe for exPlaiNiN' the word 'maNy' to me... it, ehehe, 'meaNs a lot'! x] hehe! hehe,
๐พwhy was the broom late for work? well, 'caUse it 'overswePt'! ehehe! hehe,
AYYY YOURE 8ACK
hehehe.
yAY, iT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU, bACK,
welCome 6aCk, darlin'. ^โก^
hehehe! good one!
๐พwhat'cha call a caN oPeNer that doesNt work? well, ya caN go aNd call that a 'caNt oPeNer'! boy, sUre has beeN a loNg while siNce i cracked oUt oNe of these! hoPe i 'caN' still haNdle this while jUggliN' a bUsy schedUle, hehe,
๐พsNrrrk x] yeah, 'm certaiNly tryiN'... time jUst seems to sliP by iN the bliNk of aN eye 'roUNd here! maybe Not as ofteN like before, bUt better thaN radio sileNce :] its the least i 'caN' do for Now!! x] ehehe, hehe,