♦ pitied by @comedicCanis
=oXO maybe''' if i just count ants''' maybe I,ll be able to sleep this time'''' =oXO
xx_la_princessa_should_b_asleep_but_she_is_NAWT_tired_xx
-> I Ordered A Yard Of Fabric To Attempt Experimentation In The Sewing Sphere However I Believe There's Been A Misunderstanding. I Thought I Was Receiving A Yard Of Fabric... Like An Acre... But All I Have Is Three Feet... = Your Total Is $2.50
MY TROLL ALARM DIDN’T TROLL WAKE ME UP ON TIME SO NOW I’M TROLL LATE.
SLOPES ARE NO JOKE. BE CAREFUL...
WHAT? MY SKIN IS PEELING? ?? WHERE WHERE HWERE
ur kindness / my hell / because compared to ur light / im a charity case cloaked in shadow am i an evil person / for wanting / so much more of ur comfort / despite that? - journal 47.
[WHAT THE HELL I$ "GARTEN OF BANBAN"]
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Nobody ever talks about troll alopecia and the consequences it has.
i need to stop skipping therapy
I dont want to get banished to the horrors #dreams
Started typing an introduction post but it felt cringe so I'll remain a mystery.
feelin' a bit unlike myself t@night. maybe i just need s@me grub, its been nearly 7 h@urs since i last ate. @n@
༻ Someone threw a stone through my window✦ Could I cull them for trespassing and damaging my property? Yes✦ Will I? No, I have taken a vow of no unnecessary violence✦ I only take a life when mine is in danger✦ Is that probably why for the past week my hive has been vandalized? Maybe✦ ༺
=oXO right okay i uh''' have a lot to sort out it seems awawa''' i,ll be sure to keep my phone safe this time' i think i might go back to the anthill and just work for a while'''' might clear my head a bit''' hopefully those two will be okay while i,m gone they can handle themselves i,m sure''' =oXO
=oXO awawa thank you''' i don,t really know what else to do it,s my own fault for being so defenceless so all i can do is say sorry =:( thank you for being so kind though that does cheer me up a bit =oXO
=oXO ''' awawa =:( well i,ve definitely been woken up in worse ways'''hi everyone i,m so sorry i guess i left my phone out instead of putting it somewhere sensible this is my fault''' =oXO
dirk made me do the stair master and i think im gonna die
tumbled out of the cupe headfirst. now in just laying on the floor. wriggling around. getting the slime everywhere. fuck my chud life.
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[d1alogue] [exc] -K1cked out the funct1on for acc1dentally referr1ng to 1t as a “mommy” board.(0.1946)
i hope i'm not annoying / or causing trouble / or making anyone uncomfortable / i know i can't control that / but i can't help but worry / admittedly
i'll aDmit it, i'm pRetty lonely, all i Really havout outSiDe of gameS iS a moiRail i Call my beSt fRienD when annoyeD at out of Spite /gen theRe'S juSt no one elSe in my life anD i Dont know how to even being to Change that So i've pRetty muCh aCCepteD my lot in life /gen
Gosh I'm up so late. Shshe's not going to be too happy about that.. But it's difficult. I'm not used to the sun being up when I'm sleeping. Hff. Ththe sooner I get back home the better.. :(
i slept funny on my arm and now it hurts too bad to go back to sleep. :/
let me know if u need me to come over ok miss sillai. dont push urself. have fun though hell yeah. just be careful.
love a restless night. and by love i mean hate.
thats the creepy stalker guy taking a photo of me and someone else!! wow!!!!!! fuck!!!! >X33333333
((sick to my stomach for the stupidest god damn reasons.
I would like to stop feeling pain
here we go again cryign in bed, what a familiar feeling all my friends in love and im the one. they call for a thirdd wheeling probs should have guessed hes like the rest so fine and so deceiving thheres nobody's son not anyone left for me to believe in!!!!!! #substance #vagueposting #lyricposting
i am such a fucking idiot.
it’s too late in the night for me to entertain these thoughts. ugh
~~i Stayed up for all light and all night XD i think i need to Sleep but i have been way too reStleSS to actively get into my cupe XP i may need to get a new one or find Something that can actually give me Sleep before i do Something regretful XC~~
Ill pay sömeöne tö put me döwn like a hööfbeast with a bröken leg #cw-self-harm ? #viölence
=oXO is everyone tall'''¿¿¿¿ lots of people are saying they,re tall''' i am not tall =oXO
- Nose bleeging 🤣🤣🙌🙌👍👍
-i keep messing up my duties!!! -too damn much on my pan!!!
I↗ hAs been reccØmmended ↗Ø me ↗Ø A↗↗emp↗ using A pAir Øf p↙iers ↗Ø Aid in remØving ↗he s↗ucK cAp. NØw I simp↙y need ↗Ø find ↗hem - AgAin. #mycup
Me and my big mouth.
No matesprit day two: clearly I was up to things last night, as I woke up to a printed out image of an apology from a Dirk Strider variant. That can’t be good.
I fØund ↗he g↙ue. ....↗he cAp is s↗ucK. Sigh. My cup wi↙↙ never be fixed A↗ ↗his rA↗e. I suppØse I've nØ Ø↗her Øp↗iØn ↗hAn ↗Ø cArefu↙↙y pry i↗ Øpen. #mycup
wHERE IS tROVER, wHEN YOU NEED HIM, hE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO,,,,,,,,
[⚙︎ Yeah no this sopor just isn't keeping me out |ike it shou|d. Damn. ⚙︎]
=oXO still awake a little too early for my liking, but''' this is much better than yesterday''' i think i can go back to sleep for a bit as well maybe''' had a bit of an odd dream which is strange because usually the slime gets rid of dreams entirely for me but''' maybe that,s what happens when you,re rationing it between three people instead of regularly cycling it'''' i have to really get some more' and guest recuperacoons''' i,m fine with the camper,s slimesac but i think maybe iksham is so loud in the mornings because she needs a better sleeping situation''' i should have been considering her situation more'''''' =oXO
....I ↗hinK....I mAy hAve brØKen my fAvØri↗e hØ↗ ↙eAf juice cup. My nigh↗ hAs ↗hus been ruined. #mycup
i lOve having clOse friends, i think it’s better than any quadrant persOnally. either that Or im cOdependent On sOmeOne i met On beast jam 4 sweeps agO
[⚙︎ Ugh I shou|d change the s|ime soon it's taking me way too |ong to fa|| as|eep this week. ⚙︎]
RAWR!They call me the pail the way I uh. Uhhh idfk get filled? This hornyposting bs is hard. #nsfwXD!!!!!!
-> I Am Out Of Control, Yay = Your Total Is $3.20
-> I Can Hear It, Speaking To Me "you Are A Very Kind Soul, You Nourish Not Only Our Bellies But Our Minds And Souls. You Keep Us Fed, You Keep Us Warm And Are A Steadfast Light In The Dark Of Such A Planet. Praise Be, Follow The Light. :] also, Don't Trip Too Hard ✨" i Respect Your Words And Your Comfort, But I Do Enjoy My Dark Little Spot, This Trip Feels Grand = Your Total Is $420.69
//ooc: yesterday the variables played in my favor, now they defy me
Curse the fact that literally being a cursed being causes chronic pain.
((wrist hurts but i want to draw more ormici+co jsdfjsdfj damn... ))
my head hurts
No matesprit day 1: I fear the end for me is near.
=oXO i think i can maybe manage on under four hours sleep but''' i don,t want to i want to sleep more =:( =oXO
=oXO thank you''' i really appreciate the support' life is still good even when some parts suck =oXO
=oXO well i,m working with significantly less sleep than usual because i,m very not used to troll noises instead of ant noises' wasn,t a problem yesterday so i think iksham might just be a very noisy person''' she can,t help it I guess' some of their friends are still missing so she must be worried and upset and mad about it''' =oXO
I had a matesprit bark they thought my "dog shtick" wasn't cute consider I was "too fucking tall" :(...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
life was simpler when i (ared less
New den is a little small at the moment, I miss my blankets, bark it feels good to have a roof over my head...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
"= another symptom of my historic sopor reliance. this shit does nothing. i am just sitting here getting green as hell. for what. ="
my lusus got some more BALONEY on trollmu fml
i dont feel so good >X3
Sorry. That was completely out of line. Ignore this pawst, please.
i got a cold or somethiNg.. uhg i feel liKe juNK.
omg. ;_; i hate waking up hot as hell.
!!! I DON'T NEED ANY OMNIPOTENT BEINGS RIGHT NOW I ALREADY KNOW TOO MUCH !!! XO(
=oXO awawa i didn,t realise how late into the day it,s gotten¡ i need to sleep''' mm well i trust the mysterious friend who never told me their name but i don,t know how much i trust iksham''' who is the uh' oliveblood who kneed me very hard in the face''' i do think mysterious friend will protect me but um only if they dont sleep and i think they probably need to sleep'''''''''''' nope nope not letting anything kill my good mood i am happy tonight¡ we think positively tonight it will be okay =oXO
⬭ oh bucket season soon it might be over for me. ⬭
nOt tO MeNtIoN ItS PaIlInG SeAsOn rIgHt nOw,,,, I WaSnT EvEn tHiNkInG AbOuT ThAt uNtIl rEcEnTlY, fUcKkKkKkKk Im sO CoOkEd
[Deleted chitt!!! Zrzly the adminz need to add an actual delete feature wth (*´ー｀*) im tired of editing all of theze]
my manager jus told me I cant slam for free looool, what a biatch
I....wanted to do....many things today...but I did not sleep.... very well...(u . u ❀)
[⚙︎ Swear to God if the coo|ing unit in my rig dies again I'|| do something tru|y drastic. ⚙︎]
uHhHhHhHhHhH,,,, sTrUgGlInG WiTh aN AbSoLuTe aSiNiNe lAcK Of mOtIvAtIoN,,,, dOeSnT HeLp iM RuNnInG LoW On fUnDs eItHeR,,,,
prym does not go to events prym Does Not Like Events Prym Will Dies
I would likke to issue aa formaal aapology for yesterdaay's me, thaat guy is aan idiot
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My matesprit enlisted then broke up with me ╰┈➤ "𝙸'd rather die in a war than continue quadding with you" ╰┈➤ #WhatDatMean @~@
-=[oow_☺]=-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Maybe I would be a better Doorwoman than a Host. ]
a tinny bug just fllew in thröugh my winddös and i tried getting it but endned up just slapping my hand against a wall instead öf actuallu Getting the stupdi fucking bug and nöw my hands hurts this sis rude and mean tö me specifically
clcub canccledd i cant find myshöess ör my swagger pants Sö instsaad im gunna drinj mkre and ördsrr fööd im fuckin HUBGRY why am i alwassy hungry i wsish i önly nesded tö eat like.... önce #substance
having to take the train fucking sucks. i'm sitting next to a the most taLkative man i've ever met. trizza pLease bomb us now
i feel needy / i'm trying to reach out to / only my most busy friends / because i miss them / but like / they're probably doing more important stuff / and i don't wanna be / like annoying / or / in the way / bluh
Um hi, sorry for being so quiet lately. We have to move caves. I'm not dead though.
:33 < who invented a meatless purrger and called it a "beyond purrger" :33 < i just wanna talk to them :33 < *ac is sharpening her claws*
GOT JUMPED MY STREAM MIGHT BE A LITTLE DELAYED SPLIT: 6:40
(°. d𖦹 y𖦹u hate j𖦹y and whimsy https://files.catb𖦹x.m𖦹e/hbgkje.jpg .°)
I aam so hungry, I could consume aa whole hoofbeaast
fuck br/) i f/)rg/)t it’s spring my lusus just w/)ke up hungry asf and st/)le my tr/)ll arbys burger. if it wasn’t bad en/)ugh i had t/) eat tr/)ll arby’s, n/)w i have t/) see my lusus eat the fucking burger i just b/)ught
meanТТ ТТ]-[aТТ as a [[]mplimenТТ, buТТ n[]w i realize ТТ]-[e m[]dern ТТimeline mig]-[ТТ [[]nsider ТТ]-[is a [ase []f [asТТeism s[]rry
woke up early got to pee but rose is sleeping on my chest guess ill die like this because i cant wake her up its like waking up a cat sleeping on your lap its illegal is what it is
e}{isТТenТТial guilТТ []r waiТТ did y[]u mean liТТerally ТТ]-[en a drag[]n plus]-[ie and a lapТТ[]p
꒰this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this stemclusters ever seen // #cw—self—harm vaguely꒱
funny and un[[]mf[]rТТably real ТТea
i hear sOngs Of muses whO dO nOt exist and pOets whO have jOined nOthing
What do you mean this bar doesn't have pornstar martinjs? #substance
woke up in the middle of the night super itchy... i dont have fleas do i??????
nah!! the masterculler disliked my chit about bec! i guess i gotta pack it up now!
i just spent a good five minutes barking at the bird outside before realising it was davesprite who was coming over to visit :(
-> :) https://media1.tenor.com/m/ebv2ytqmrncaaaad/venison-soup.gif = Your Total Is $15.38
iim not worriied aabout ssome paanrotted hiighblood tryiing to hunt me down from chiittr. your iip aaddressss iissn't even from the ssaame uniiversse 🙄 #viiolence
I can hear them in my walls.
=oXO too scared to go masquerade and also I gotta work but' if anyone has any fun stories later' tell me ok¿ for now i have work to do and then sleep so will be disappearing for the night' thanks to everyone who,s welcomed me so far¡ =oXO
gOOdnEss my stOmAch hUrts sO tErrIbly... I dO hOpE I Am nOt dyIng I wOUld wOrry fOr mAtEsprIt chIxIE shOUld thAt hAppEn :(
sometimes i get visions of things from the future and it lowk scares me but i also lowkenuinely gotta be nonchalant about it.
RULE NUMBER 1: DON'T GET THE KILLER PLANTS GUNS. THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM FOR SOME REASON.
//OOC Fuck you AO3, give me my damn invite. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1409091694066143353/1505156670660153395/image.png?ex=6a0999e2&is=6a084862&hm=c01c70e44979b1dc3269e171948323444f4213d14ef1ec3f888c593d36ce2097&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1108&height=44
hAhA, gOOdnEss Its sO IntErEstIng hOw slEEpIng OUtsIdE A rEcOUpErAcOOn rEsUlts In sO mAny mUrdErOUs thOUghts thAt yOU dO nOt nOtIcE UntIl yOU AttEmpt tO slEEp In A cOUp fOr A dAy.
making fr13nds is difficult when your pan keeps telling you theyre going to abandon you one day once they get to know you
g꩜regle what d꩜es it mean t꩜ suddenly be places with n꩜ mem꩜ry ꩜f h꩜w y꩜u g꩜t there
My decanter runs exceptionally low tonight. A pity.
>+. I THINK I WILL LAY ON THE FLOOR AND BE CONSUMED BY DOGS .+<
every other day, i'm wondering "what's a human being gotta be like? what's a way to just be competent?" these sweet instincts ruin my life every other day, i'm wondering "was it a mistake to try and define what i'm certain's mad incompetence?" these sweet instincts ruin my life #lyricposting #vent
ghouls can and will trick you, I've been stuck in a hole fur 2 days...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
mEssIAhs gIvE mE strEngth I spIllEd cOffEE On my bOOk :(
sigh... this is woarf I get fur living in an evil furest- WHO'S THERE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
i miss chocolate :(
>:=D I mIGHT HAVE THE WORST ACRONYm ON THIS PLATFORm. OH mY HOOVES SmH
o| RoOmMaTe aPoLoGiZeD FoR TaKiNg tOo mUcH BlOoD LaSt nIgHt, ApPaReNtLy hE WaS On tHe qUoTe "CuSp oF GeNiUs" WiTh wHaTeVeR ThE FuCk lAmE AsS ShIt hE DoEs aNd fOrGoT I NeEdEd tHiS PiSs lIqUiD To lIvE, fUcKeR #GoRe |O
n hell since i’MM tellin old stories one tiMMe i got talked into puttin on a fancy dress n it wasn’t that bad but MMy big cluMMsy ass ended up rippin it n i still feel a lil bad about that it was a nice dress though
-=[ hhunngryyyy x-)_☺]=-
it's a blue day
How the fuck am I a space deity adjacent mf and yet I still get seasonal allergies like? Fuck you??? WHY???
>>>(Perversion) runs rampant... >>>(These) sickening, grasping hands reaching for flesh (That) do not belong to (Them) >>>(Enough) to make (You) want to spew...
(( bro the amount of times my fingers slipped and hit hate on a chit is embarrassing lmfao
(( I've done that before it's so embarrassing fjdisahfuiodsa ))
played a sТТupid game didn'ТТ even win a sТТupid prize s]-[ame
oh my fuck1ng- 1. theres no way th1s 1s the reason why the trap d1dn't work a S1NGULAR! FUCK1NG!! CAEGAR!!! GOT STUCK!!!! 1N THE MECHAN1SM!!!!! never us1ng th1s sh1t aga1n. warranty my ass, 1m just gonna leave 1t at the trapblock th1s 1s some bullsh1t #wrothestorment #mytorment at th1s rate
❀࿐ havven't been here for long and i'vve already seen someone wwishing for my death but i guess that is expected.
The Grubs Are Quite Rowdy Tonight I Am Attempting To Wrestle Them All To Bed But This Clutch Was Significantly Large And They Are Difficult To Wrangle #motherduties
I'M SO FUCKING COLD.
would people want to find pages tomorrow how are we feeling about that sigh
Please stop attempting to get rabies. Rabies is very bad.
"= cruuuunch. overcooked. my loaf. #food. ="
MY FUCKIN BOWNIES!!!!!! Im never using thw oven again ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd31f39bda2d.jpg
I'm sorry I lost the plot a little bit folks. I was supposed to be on this platform as a normal happy-go-lucky band lead. The band lead part is true. Not so much the rest
d∆Y THREE HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING... tURNS ØUT THE ØNES ∆T MY LØC∆L R∆NCH DØ nøt LIKE J∆ZZ... ∆ND i NØW H∆VE TØ BUY ∆ NEW RECØRD PL∆YER.
I've fallen down thw stairs twice and fucked up everything i've been trying to bake. on mamas day of all things. the spirit of janey "hot woman" crocker better possess this fkin cake i got cookin or you Will be seeing me on the news.
DO !!! NOT !!! TAKE 3 BULGES AT ONCE!!! YOU WILL BE TAKING A TRIP TO THE MEDICULLER!!! THAT'S ONLY IF YOU'RE SUPER SMALL THOUGH!!! #NSFW
ill try soooooooooooohard for u.porrmise //THE//VESSELS//INEBRIATION//IS//WORRYING//MISS//SILLAI//I//MUST//SAY// #substances
yeys pls ms sillai sendijg u m hvie addressthank u.
this trangression of personal capability will not stand. she cant keep getting away with this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae91fc245260.jpg
It Is sO cOld...
☆~𖦹 Headache. Great start to the day 𖦹~☆
i don'+ wan+ +o be s+vck like +his forever. #ven+
i wan+ +o close my eyes and sleep forever. #ven+
i don'+ wan+ +o hvr+ anyone anymore and all i +hink abov+ are +he horrible +hings i've done #ven+
i+'s been a long fvcking day.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ mAy... My lUsUs bE A7 pEaCe... I MiSs hEr gReA7Ly... EsPeCiAlLy 7ŌōŌōŌdAy ōŌōŌōF AlL DaYs... I 7hAnKyŌōŌōŌu fŌōŌōŌr sAvInG Me... I WiSh yŌōŌōŌu cAmE BaCk......
my h0rn3 are t00 heavy my neck hurt3 9ecau3e 0f that h0w d0 1 f1x that
creepy troll reacted to that fast maybe i shouldnt go out looking for batteries X(
im so tired againnn maybe i need to go scrounging around for batteries
xx_chchow_calm._still_gumpy_xx
I dØ nØ↗ unders↗And whA↗ hAs cAused such hØs↗i↙i↗ies Øn chi↗↗r ↗ØdAy. I Am unsure if I shØu↙d inquire AbØu↗ ↗hem.
> 1F 1 HAVE W1NG M1TES 1M G0NNA SCREAM MY HEAD 0FF N0000
hahahaha3h3h33h33 im a fucking M3SSSSSS rnfuckm y lif3 #vagu3posting #youdontg3ttoknowitsmyfunnylittl3s3cr3tbcuzimaw3som3fucku https://fil3.gard3n/aNSGp_XTSQfJgqDG/Scr33nshot%202026-05-09%20224902.png
aye... I wish barking wasn't my first instinct bark it's also helped me too much to fully despise aaaaaa...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
I feel terrible, a traveler came by and I didn't smell them coming so I panicked and scarfd them off :( if the traveler is on here please know I am sorry...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
[ I am genuinely getting possessed by this motherfucker all of the sudden my throat feels kinda sore for no reason please help ]
I miss my wives Chittr.
our inbox has exploded with all of these confessions. keep going. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously; #notaconfession ♠
Why is this kid ragebaiting me you're three get your ass back in your bed and leave me alone.
sleepy, cant sleep... i have work to do... sooooo many assignments... not enough me >X3
SVELTERING·NOOKVIPES·VILL·HAVE·THE·GVMPTION·TO·VAGVEPOST·BVT·NOT·THE·GALL·TO·SHANK·HOSTS CONCERNING·BEHAVIOR
[photo of a rustblood with a cowboy hat and black and white hair. his nose is broken and dripping a bit of blood, and his left eye that's held closed by a scar is blackened and bruised. he looks up at the camera, expression exhausted, angered, yet prideful. The photo is captioned as follows] Guess who wrangled the hoofbeast in a new record. I might take a nap if I didn't get any new chores during this-🐎
forking hell got called back because a hoofbeast got out, this is bullshoot-🐎
ugh imisss himmmmm ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა #su8stances #yearning #vagueposting
V^ Y'kn0w. It's my fault f0r being up late when I sh0uld be sleeping. Cause why the FUCK is grubtube rec0mmending this t0 me, I have never listened t0 such a thing in my alm0st-13 sweeps. https=://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/9ac100e3c935.jpg ^V
dumb housemate broke my teapot he is now marked for death
if i hear one more unexplained noise tonight im becoming a cryptid permanently
┋my┋fucking┋goodness┋regex┋truly┋is┋a┋completely⌇have⌇beast my┋quirk┋now┋(mostly)┋works┋after┋like┋three┋hours┋of┋this i⌇different⌇a┋panache┋and┋my┋claws⌇typing⌇from┋the┋sheer┋amount┋of⌇hurt⌇i've┋been┋doing┋
c< iM, bacK, i guess, aNd just geNerally super fucKiNg tired >c
On one hand, II don'tt ffuckiing lliike peoplle, so lliiviing iin tthe woods iis pretttty siick. On tthe otther hand, II LLIIVE IIN A FFUCKIING CAVE II HATTE IITT HERE II HATTE TTHIIS SHIITT
One Hundred And Fourty Five Minutes Without Wife i Crave Blood #wifeposting
dithcord was down and i got tho upthet i cried now i feel like a chud
Nintey Minutes Without Wife I Need Therapy #wifeposting
this is kind of healing actually confession: I settle for a lot less than I deserve, 8ecause the alternative feels far worse
(°. my p𖦹sts are d𖦹ing w𖦹rse with each night .°)
I Am. Sweaty. And Wet. #notpositive #hatethis
my confession: i yearn for the intimate touch of another who doesn't see me as only my work self. happy? ♪
∙☾__☽ #con ̶f̶ession:i wish my kiss would get borred o ̶f̶ me alrready no idea wt ̶f̶ he sees in me he's a joyless cyst on my bulge, yea he's hot but ewwh but i also kinda like him orr hate? like ̶f̶ancy like hate i ̶f̶ancy like hate his attention (and money, so much ̶f̶ucking money) it's just weirrd he's stuck arround so long cause i know i suck too he sucks too like way way way way morre than me wt ̶f̶ am i even going on about this is chittrr #complicatedhatemate #ugh i'm not calling him that shit
Wait actually no now that. i remember i hit the coffee table like wicked bad
༘⋆ My dang car went and br•ke d•wn and I’m supp•sed t• be •n my way t• a gig right n•w! It’s n•t t•• big a deal, I just have t• call a cab and put all my pr•ps in it, but I’m still g•nna be a little late!
I'm fighting every urge in my stupid dog brain to not chase a squirrel rn
༘⋆ Bunny want a break fr•m it all.
> urge t0 play F1xat10n Game vs 1nexpl1cable Want T0 Lay D0wn
II woke up so tired...!!! This should be physically impossible. #Grumpy
firzt my ztupid ex iz here n0w z0me0ne iz making r0b0tz 0f my friendz.
>> guyડ Caડper won't ડtop chaડ¡ng me w¡th a hammer p1eaડe make h¡m ડtop !! :((( 🏃♂️ 🔨🏃♂️
i have been frustratingly foggy these past few days but im sure soon i will be back to normal!!
TH3S3 1NV3ST1G4T1ONS 4R3 NOT GO1NG W3LL. UGH.
Can't - sleep - ... - odd - pain - I almost forgot - that my horn broke - It doesn't - hurt - hurt - But - Odd - I forgot - it does that > #phantompain
They are sending me too the boottoom oof the sea foor foour thoousand sweeps oor until i get eaten alive by seadwellers
Just got called an "abuse goblin like thing" what dat mean?
I'm not really supposed to post pictures of myself... but I might anyways...
WΣll now that I at lΣast know my matΣsprit is still alivΣ all I havΣ to do is makΣ surΣ I don’t diΣ mysΣlf
Ɏ oouh. ha-a-ad a-a-another da-a-ayma-a-are. pusher pounding. lusus sensed my distress a-a-and now refuses to lea-a-ave my side, which is fine. Ɏ
i THINK i JUST M∆N∆GED TØ BURN TE∆... hØW H∆S MY LIFE GØTTEN TØ THIS PØINT??
What a foull mood I hath been ushered into.
MEMAW IS BULLYING ME :(
I Just Got My Ass Beat I Am Not Posting That. #positive #fightnight #thepoweroffriendship
keels over. fuuuuck
This muffin is shit.
HEAD MATRIARCJH WONT LET US COME. #FIGHTNIGHT. NAPTIME. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
so fascinated by ppl bein /gen abt their feelins on here bc if i did tht id hav 2 post my titties 2 covr tht shit upppp
Oh. Disregard. I'm apparently illiterate.
Tegiri won’t stop walking around the office saying things like “tch” and “yare yare.” I’m gonna throw up.
I Think I Will Have To Wear My Contacts So I Don't Break My Glasses. This Is Unfortunate. #fightnight #thehorrors
(its s-so cold i-in my r-respiteblock) (but i-if i p-put on a-another sweater i-itll be t-too hot...)
I Miss My Partner :(
if my pan explodes 8efore I make it to fight night, know I fought valiantly ( <-- did not take any medication despite it 8eing readily availa8le)
Just w[][]en I return to t[][]e site, t[][]inking t[][]ere would be a modicum of peace. Someone masquerading as t[][]e figure[][]ead of t[][]at accursed religion is on c[][]ittr. [][]uman C[][]ristianity is a blig[][]t on my life.
→...I SHOULD POST MORE OFTEN BUT M♈︎ L♈︎FE ♈︎SN'T VER♈︎ ♈︎NTEREST♈︎NG.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Back to work tomorrow night!! Time to get back to my hive finally. I need to take probably 134 different baths after these last couple nights. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
I think I swallowed a little sop'r slime in m'sleep yesterday @_@
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hi⁀its⁀me⁀binkii⁀hey⁀hi⁀hi⁀down⁀here! do⁀not⁀mail⁀liquids⁀in⁀cardboard. or⁀i⁀will⁀find⁀you⁀and⁀flip⁀your⁀scuttlebuggy!
i only ate a p13ce of bread today!! everyone else eats so well >X3
time(line) zones r the enemy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fbcfc78c3e3.png
nevwermind on the goodlight, my stomach hurts so bad i cant sleep.
*Remember! PLEADING is a viable tactic to end battles peacefully! If you make yourself seem small and pitiable, they might feel bad enough to just... Stop. It's worth a try! #tips #tutorial
OH FUCK GUYS. THE EQUILIBRIUM WAS OFF BECAUSE I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING VERY IMPORANT TODAY. I DID NOT EAT MY ONE (1) RAISIN AND NOW MY FUCKING EMOTIONAL STATE IS OUT OF WHACK SEE! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!
(^^)> Even though my hive is in a cave it stiww can't keep me fwom sweating wike a pewvewt at a beach...
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr ! have a confessSs!on, ! b!nd my chest w!th regular gauze…꠹
!!! I REALLY LIKE THAT BEAUTIFUL SWEATY GUY !!! BUT HE HASN'T POSTED IN A WHILE SO I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS TAG!!!
I leave for one minute and come 8ack and there are no trolls. it's all other shit. where am I
there’s no way that my l1fe 1sn’t some s1tuat1onal cosm1c joke at th1s rate
Was just banned from singing. #fuckmychudlife
probably due for. a lie downn. kinnd of hard to stay up. onn my feet like this. goodlight for nnow. remember to smile. annd be happy
#ItsWarmOut #Yuck
Ok★y so to rec★p: K★r★m★ is kidn★pped but h★s ★ te★m se★rching for her "The M★yor" h★s been ★ss★ssin★ted (seems weird to ★ss★ssin★te such ★ low profile individu★l) The Green R★nger is very intense ★nd ★lso no longer ★ r★nger unless someone hired ★ new one The D★rk One h★s been betr★yed except not re★lly ★nd we decided to do ★ll this in one d★y? On the s★me d★y I'm h★ving ★ bre★kdown? Did I miss ★nything?
-> They Hate Me, I Must Hide = Your Total Is $6.10
vV I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE EASIER TØ USE A SEWING KIT. SØ MANY SMALL PARTS JUST TØ MEND A TEAR! Vv
-> Big Soup Has Been Struck With Illness, However Product Remains Uncontaminated. You May Still Purchase Produce Through The Drivers Side Window In The Back, Please Get Give Me A Few Minutes To Sit Up First = Your Total Is $1.50
AND NOW 77HEY'RE CONKED OU77 ON 77HE JOB?? II HAVE 2 DO EVERY77HIING MY2ELF
my husktop's fav grub coLa cause i accidentaLLy spiLLed grub coLa aLL over it
coworker fuckiing aTTTTached 2 TTheiir palmhu2k aTT TThe hiip. 2orry 2ock buTT can you puTT iiTT down for 2 fuckiing miinuTTe2 and pay aTTTTenTTiion oh my god
I woke up late. :(
...if i don't start getting more than 5 hours of sleep at a time im the next 24 hours, i'm gonna start killing for sport...
woke up w a teirrble headache but its from sleep deprivation this tiem lmao #smallvictories
Ɏ would you still pity me if i wa-a-as a-a-a worm Ɏ
🦎🥱 🦎❌🛏💤 😞
Ɏ chittr is owning plushies a-a-a culla-a-able tra-a-ait #genuinequestion #worryposting #tw-culling-mention Ɏ
i hate sucking up to all these highbloods. :/ ♪
they sent a fucking PIPE BOMB to my neighborhood? wtf?
my stomach... this is treason... i might die....
-> My Lusus Douglass Won't Stop Having Kids = Your Total Is $420.69
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I... Lost... My... Pen... Again... Fuck... !!
Why is everyone on here bullying me😭🙏💔🥀
ugh, the Headache persists. unfortunately, this is one that Medication cannot solve, before anyone Offers.
> [ whtat ? what douyou mean. toad? I DONT GET IT!!!?/1frogs cant have scuttlebuggies maybe?? dont know for ceratin.
F33ling off abou^ ^onigh^. Som3^hing jus^ isn’^ s3^^ling righ^.
[|87 :: 1 need a fuk;n blunt and some rumble spheres ;n my face ;mmed;ately that operat;on was stressful as FUK! #nsfw #substance
sighhh why does it take so long for food to be done.... my fast food isnt fast... being a creator doesnt pay the bills!!! I want my fries before my 10 minute break is over!!!
1 was grubs1tt1ng and 1 lost s1ght of all three 💧
i think my frain is bried
Two typos in a row on the same post. Heh. I'm gone.
- Kind of, haha, freaking out and immpudent or whatever 🤣🤣🤣🤣👋🤣
If I make one more typo in someone's replies, that's it. It's over for ole Casper.
Guys I think Sylink is going to kill me??????
H-hewwo? Pwease somebody help me I'm scawed （・Ａ・）
sømētīmēs I cān’t tēll īf īm āwākē ør īf my drēām īs jūst rēālly rēālly rēālly rēāāālly.. rēāl
How long can a girl get by without getting groceries.
𐕣 𖤐 𐕣~~wHy tHe fUcK WaS My cHiTt hAtEd😭😭~~𐕣 𖤐 𐕣
i frogot to go shoppin so the only food in my house is wonder bread i didnt even buy my lunch 2day is margerin on fucjin wonder bread
⚘'ve been cuped up all n⚘ght ⚘'m so unmot⚘vated
l4st n1ght 1 w4s h4v1ng such 4 fr34k1ng b4d t1m3 w1thout th3 4bsolut3ly cr4zy t4st3 s3ns4t1on of 4n 3n3rgy dr1nk on my t4st3 budz 1 w4s 3xp3r13nc1ng h3ll4 w1thdr4w4lz 1 couldnt 3v3n g4m3 prop3rly. >8/
★nother upd★te: More lost
The visions. #thevisions
ཐི༏ཋྀ Y'all ever st& naked in front of the mirror & think, "How the fuck can anyone find this attractive?" #nsfw ig - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
>=>}KCinda Tired And Stuff, Been Busy With Nature Walks And Art Lol. Will Definitely Say I Have My Work CCut Out For Me. -9-
o| RoOmMaTe kEePs cOmPlAiNiNg aBoUt mY MoViE ChOiCeS BuT LiKe hE LiTeRaLlY CuTs uP PeOpLe fOr a lIvInG So i dOn't gEt wHy hE'S MaD |o
well shit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9223b1304a64.jpeg
I wish I had more friends,,,,,,
> [ SCUTTLEBUGGIES DONT GET TIRED< ./ but YES vehicles require APPROPRIATE BRAKES so that you dont DIE@!!!!!!!!!??
X I’m out of tomatoes x
Hit a n3w r3cord of g3tting tog3th3r with 3 n3w mat3sprits and all of th3m dying in th3 sam3 cycl3, girl im cuuuuuur333333d also gog <ox3n3 I sw3ar im not a s3rial kill3d lik3 what u m3an!!!
i tri3d b3in a bak3r onc3 but i ju2t didnt mak3 3nough dough
Feelings Are So Scary. I Hate That For Me. My Stupid, Idiot #yearning.
i tthinkk i am not ggoodd. at ttalkingg to ppeoplee....on the iinternett....
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my life is a fucking nightmar//AND//IM//HERE//AS//WELL//shut the fuck up already. what the hell. case and fucking point i guess.