The Savant
@strengthMaterialized
It doesn't matter.
"I h+ve been often +ccused of h+ving +n ego. This m+y be true. However rest +ssured, one night I too will f+ll. When this h+ppens I wish for you to look upon the one who fell me with desp+ir, for th+t is + g+p in skill you sh+ll not cross e+sily."
I woulld emerge victorious.
"Perh+ps you would. However until you ch+llenge me, there's no w+y to know for sure."
"There +re those who fight 'for love' they will never re+ch their full potenti+l. On the other h+nd, they often grow more th+n they would h+ve h+d they no re+son to fight +t +ll. It's + nu+nced topic."
"I should +ttempt to give The Mount+in + sword. I wish to see wh+t h+ppens."
"My enemies +re numerous, my equ+ls none."
you should alter the second part because while it says you have no equals it still leaves the wriggle room that someone could be above you, which is what i feel like you'RE trying to get across here
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"I pr+y for the night I meet the troll gre+ter th+n I."
"No."
"If the empress did not wish for me to eng+ge in #c+nnib+lism then she should stop sending me 'door d+sh'."
"For we who +re born into this merciless, me+ningless world, h+ve but one c+ndle of life to burn."
"I'm + s+vior."
"P+thetic."
"You +re witnesses to perfection."
If I were Beforan and someone tried to Beforan cull me I wouldn't even Alternian cull them, I'd crazy blind rage black out kill them And then finish my smoothie. Ya, I had a smoothie at the beginning of this hypothetical.
looks directlie into the camera cus a dude whose pinned post is him kidnappin a dude is tellin me about legal kidnappin yeah you seem like an expert man you right tho i shoulda called it "normalised" kidnappin rather than "legal" kidnapping mie fuckin bad i guess lmao
i dunno man i thought it was a prettie accurate state-the-obvious assessment of the situation
D:dn't th:nk my ch:m:n' :n was all that notable. You seemed to th:nk d:fferent, s'all.
well yeah of course you aint think its that notable you're the one doin the talkin
Oh I'm often qu:te aware 'a how :nappropr:ate my presence gon' be. S'why I even bother half the t:me. Wouldja bel:eve th:s one was a gen-u-:ne attempt at contr:but:n' someth:n'a value?
oh dont get me wrong man you werent wrong in the slightest lmao i just got fuckin whiplash when i was checkin your blog for pronouns and saw you with a video of you?? kidnappin a dude??? pinned???? lmao
got a complex about showin the top of your head, orrrrrr
"Befor+ns I c+n toler+te: 1. The Mount+in 2. Ptolmy K+n+st"
YOU JUS KINDᐛ NOTHINGBURGER 2 ME RN???? IUNNO U LᐛWL
"I h+ve left sever+l cities forever wounded in my w+ke, lusii tell t+le of me to their young to m+ke them beh+ve. I +m th+t which goes bump in the light."
I MEᐛN DᐛS ᑈOOL ᐛN ᐛLL BUT IT DON'T REᐛLLY GOT ᐛNYFING 2 DO WIF ME
"Not yet. But wh+t of when I wound your community?"
IUN GOT ONE OF THOSE
"Hm. + free spirit then?"
I GUESS U ᑈOULD SᐛY DᐛT. I ONLY REᐛLLY HᐛD ONE GUY BUT HE GONE NOW. ᐛN ME IM ON Dᐛ LᐛM 🔛🐑
"Very well. You +re +t le+st, not sheep like like other Befor+ns. 3. D+ Run+g+te"
Dᐛ SHEEP THING ᐛ LIL IRONDIᑈ BUT I KINDᐛ LIKE DᐛT LᐛWL DIS IS ᐛWESUM U GO ON MY LIST 2. I DUNNO WUT MY LIST IS 4 BUT WHEN I FIGURE IT OUT I'LL LET U KNO
"I +w+it your findings then."
"Feel free to hide. It only del+ys the inevit+ble."
"I h+te Beforus."
੯•໒꒱ and stew in your misery ?? ?? ?? ?? oh you poor thing;;;
"I +m not to be pitied by the likes of you."
੯•໒꒱ somepup needs to turn that frown upside downnnnnnnnnn
"I +m not frowning. Showing excess emotion +llows your foes to know your thought process."
੯•໒꒱ ah, don’t 8e paranoid like that !! !! you have no foes. I asked
"You sicken me."
੯•໒꒱ I love you tooooooooooooo !! !! !! !!
"I h+ve outlived those before you, I will outlive you +s well."
੯•໒꒱ well DUH silly !! !! !! high8loods 8iologically live longer !!
"Tsk."
"Old coot gives +dvice, inquire below."
"Clowns t+ste funny. #cw-c+nnib+lism"
https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/bad%20puns%20(2014_12_23%2001_05_02%20UTC).jpg
(( again, srsly? sryyyy ))
"I h+ve to de+l with the clowns, you c+n de+l with my one b+d pun."
"Remember. + bl+de with no m+ster is useless +nd + prince will never truly be in ch+rge."
"It's very e+sy."
"那群蠢货——就算我把他们的肠子掏出来，他们也根本无法理解什么是真正的力量。"
"The culin+ry +rts +re just +s import+nt +s m+rti+l ones. When h+ving + me+l it's import+nt you m+ke use of the ingredients in the best w+y. +nything else is + dishonor. #cw-c+nnib+lism"
↗️NON-ALTERNIAN TROLLS/THE SOFT-FLESHED INDIVIDUALS KNOWN AS "HUMANS" REGURGITATE THE SAME TIRED EXCUSES FOR THEIR OWN PATHETIC NATURES.↗️ ↘️i was hatched in a different era↘️ ↗️MY PLANET FORCES A PUNISHMENT BASED ON CUDDLES INSTEAD OF CORPORAL REPRIMANDING↗️ ↘️i am "beforan".↘️ ↗️AS IF THERE IS LITERALLY ANY JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING A SLACKLUSTRE NON-CONTRIBUTOR TO GREATER GALACTIC DOMINATION.↗️ ↘️if you are from a soft timeline, reintroduce yourself to manual reconditioning.↘️ ↗️AND GET HARD.↗️
"Good post."
꧁areyou beforan? it wouldexplain a lot.꧂
e♤siest rechit of my life.
checks out
↘️are you stupid.↘️
↗️I FORGOT THE DIPBRIGADE IS LURKING AROUND EVERY CORNER.↗️
꧁smarter thanyou.꧂