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I love my wife #mywife 💙
I've seen some ot)(ers floating around, so allow me to make my smas)( or pass list as well! 1) My matesprit, smas)( of course 💙 2) -Everyone else, pass 38)
O)(, be)(ave! 3X)
O)(, to be an orange in your )(and...
Oh huh. Getting close to 20000 kult.
Attempt number 20 to play Chess with one of my kids: They brought a whole ass cannon in here and are saying one wrong move and they will blast the whole board. These strategies of theirs get more and more intense.
T)(e fis)( is your s)(ade of blue! You could be implied to be swimming in t)(em, I suppose 3X)
~I'll never tell~
((Why does it even let you see posts of people who have you fully blocked? I'll type a whole funny comment just to be hit with the "blocked" popup lol
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Check The Url To Make Sure There's Not A Post Identifier In There, This Happened To Me Earlier
((This is a glitch that pops up for me too fyi, gotta close and reopen the tab to fix it
ALRIGHT. BACK TO THAT BLACK HOLE IDEA I FUCKING GUESS.
I SHOULD THROW MYSELF INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE. #SUICIDE I GUESS.
And I continue to kiss your ancestor! Mwah mwah mwah!
Yea)(, no, I love my wife and just )(er 3X)
@archiveAddict @ascendedAnew You are also fired.
💠~ New necklace done. This was like, a test, but I'm totes happy with it! [Image description: A string of five pinkish pearls on a golden necklace. The pearls are speckled with violet, and carved into the shape of tiny skulls.] ~💠
thanks fer doin' absolutely nothin' of worth!
prediction for today: people will get a little too excited and will post things like their outfits for the masquerade before it'S happening/over, spoiling the fact they'RE meant to be anonymous. send chitt
I, for one, and not pale or pink, actually. quite the opposite.
big agree.
Ugh. Annoyed.
And yet the only one open to it here on Chittr
have you considered not having a shit eating tone in everything you say
// Hot take, it's the bare minimum to use the tagging system to tag shit by the way. #nsfw If you are posting nsfw or nsfw content that is extreme (nsfwe), please tag it. Also, ask the rper those statements are directed at; if that's okay. Because now you are actually just pulling someone into a non-consenting situation. Also VERY easy to just use the resources provided to you. Otherwise, what you are doing is forcing people to look at content they don't want to see, and you are also, on top of that, harassing someone. There are real people behind these characters. Act like it.
My suggestion to anyone experiencing body dysmorp)(ia, don't be afraid to c)(ange your body to suit your desires! T)(e eup)(oria of a body t)(at feels rig)(t will vastly outmatc)( w)(atever social backlas)( you may foresee! Your body is t)(e vessel by w)(ic)( you experience t)(is s)(ort miracle known as life, it s)(ould be a comfortable vessel!
(( okay unironically real as fuck i once fell asleep mid-transliterating russian and the end result was fucking hysterical
(( I just figured out there isn’t a Crockertier Jane on here at all and it’s like I’m stumbling into an untapped market. Despite only being here for like, a day MAX, should I toss my hat into that ring already or give it some time beforehand? What do yall think? ))
I have not been to a proper revel in so long that I fear I may no longer remember the etiquette of it. There was once a time I could drink honeywine in a cavern till dawn and still emerge coherent enough to wager against miners at knife games.
Let's )(ear it for experiencing back to back transp)(obia on mot)(er's day! Yes, I am a trans woman. I am a mot)(ergrub. I )(ave medically transitioned. I )(ave made my wonderful, darling descendants. T)(ese s)(ould not be )(ard concepts to understand.
thinkin pike instead of coast guard we just hire a bunch of seadwellers in waterproof suits (business suits naut wetsuits) and make em stand around the beaches with guns in case theres a kaiju attack or somefin. or betta yet i hire my own power rangers type task force to defend against the kaijus? never had no kaiju attack here yet but you never kno
SO THE #SMASHORPASS PROTOZOA HAS EVOLVED BEYOND ITS PESTILENT, PRIMORDIAL ORIGINS AND BECOME A FULL-ON CACOPHONOUS CRY FOR ATTENTION WHERE EVERY INDIVIDUAL REPROBATE CAN JUST HOLD UP A SIGN WITH THEIR NAME ON IT AND THE #NSFW TAG, BAWL MISERABLY INTO THE VOID, AND RECEIVE ALL THE SLIMY, FOUL-SMELLING PRAISE AND REJECTION THEY CAN SHOVEL INTO THEIR MEALGASH. IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE. CULTURE AT ITS FINEST. JUST TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS NOT A CHITT ASKING FOR THAT. EVEN IF IT IS APPROPRIATELY TAGGED. SO KEEP YOUR GRIMY, UNWASHED OPINIONS OFF OF MY CHITT. YOU SICK FREAKS.
If anyone tried to smash me I would simply parry it. #NSFW if you squint
Guys I think I'm going to die
On this mothers day, the kids have decided they wanted to attempt to kidnap me and nostus I don't know what the anvil is for but it's a bit concerning
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All of this effort. The cross timeline connections. The recruitment. The VAST ASSORTMENT OF CANDY AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES I WAS TO PROVIDE.
“Didn’t want to kill her”. What does she MEAN. IRRELEVANT.
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[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter has exploded.]
)(-EY DUMBBASS, S)(-E'S T)(-E SAM-E SP-ECI-ES AS YOU! IF YOU WOULDN'T CALL A TROLL AN ANIMAL T)(-EN DON'T CALL )(-ER ON-E ----EIT)(----ER!
T)(e "Amporas be Inoffensive" c)(allenge continues to be impossible for t)(e w)(ole lineage. 3BY
smash or pass? smash everyone who isn't me or related to me pass everyone who is me and related to me #nsfw
You are entirely capable of understanding t)(e context of t)(e words you used and )(ow t)(ey're offensive, I don't need to argue semantics wit)( you on w)(et)(er t)(e mot)(ergrub is a person or a creature. 3B/
You would do kindly not to besmirc)( our mot)(er, -Eridan 3BY I may still be small, but I )(ave )(ad surgeries to support egg production, yes.
You're pretty engaged wit)( caverns if I )(ave any say in it 39)
#nsfw stØp trying tØ fuck my bØss. stØp it. stØp.
reminder that snowman was so shit at being in charge that not only was she taken down in our timeline but in pretty much every single fucking one there is.
And, for anyone just joining, I am a mot)(ergrub and I'm proud of it! Don't let anyone tell you a troll can't transition 38)
)(ave I ever mentioned )(ow muc)( I love my Matesprit? And )(ow well s)(e incubates my eggs for me, and )(ow pretty s)(e looks doing it 💙
I understand y0u guys want c0nfessi0ners t0 just say that shit t0 pe0ples faces but if a stranger said half 0f that shit t0 me i w0uld set a b0mb 0ff in their face
((if there is a length between responses to things today it is because I am stealing company time
:33< who won chixies album clawntest does anyone know?
((so incredibly powerful, we cant stop them
((i made the unfortunate mistake of signing out during this downtime period and now i cannot even log in at all 💀
(( natural tyrian privilege tbh ))
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🐾why did the worker get fired from the oraNge jUice factory? lack of ''coNceNtratioN''! hehe,
🐾what is the least sPokeN laNgUage iN the world? sigN laNgUage! sNrrrk, ehehe, hehe,
I want to say you can't blame her for wanting the attention, and yet... I can't bring myself to actually say that. I still have to commend keeping the entertaining train going though, I was rather bored this evening.
it was a good journal too idgi like did t)(e classics also )(urt too
mfs rlly hate t/) hate living my best life and ppl r seething #vaguep/)sting
Can I 8e 8etter than that specific Vriska or
learning a lot about the serket line tonight on (hittr dot ing
I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want forever and ever and that's my real eternal reward for winning SBURB. Or making a win out of an impossible situation.
sometimes, a good insult comes simple. i like me a complicated insult, but sometimes yah call a mutha fucka a 'big dumb idiot stupid wrigglers' and its good enough.
https://i.po+stimg.cc/66Fb4chh/Untitled288-20260507213019.webp As pro+mised earlier, o+ne pho+to+. ( @lilShitpeta Yo+u asked to+ be tagged. )
I'd like to see t)(is green manc)(ild man a s)(ip like my captain 3BY
((you could just use nsfw, don’t think there’s a specific tag that does that tmk
:33< i can do both!!!
🐾why are Pirates called Pirates? becaUse they ''arrr''e! hehe,
The bottle should be in your quarters right now, I'll await the caegars.
MIGHT LOSE MY WEAPON SOON. MAY HAVE TO GO BACK AND ALCHEMIZE A NEW ONE.
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thiz iz g00d t0 hear. thank y0u.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა huh! that makes a lot of sense. I guess I never really thought about that Ი𐑼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა thank you captain ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ also you might actually see something interesting Ი𐑼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა 'going to watch the waves'? because captain? Ი𐑼
Man I shouldn't wake up and the first thing my daughter tells me is to go on a bloodbath
Oh my fuck1ng god. Wh4t th3 fuck. Wh4t th3 fuck. Wh4t th3 fuck. #V4gu3Post1ng
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WH4T. ??? WH4T???
Yippie! And you )(ave so many now, wow 38o
S)(IP IN A BOTTLE 38O )(ow do I get one?
I CONTINuE TO HATE. EVERYTHING I SEE ABOuT MY ALTERNATES. FuCK THEM.
-=[ grasphopper .._☺]=-
:33< i love women!!!
Good, it doesn't really bode well with my coffee.
Good morning, I'm not scrolling down so I'm assuming everyone is having a good time where no public maiming was had.
I guess you're not just holding down the fort, you’re really raising the roof on it too. I hope the fort has good insurance. (:B
Oh, did I miss the jokes that's a shame. #dashwatching
It's good to see my cooking skills are being appreciated, but this day feels particularly longer than even I expected.. #casinonight
I saw something today I wish I hadn’t. Not because I cannot bear it, because I know it will happen again.
Being adopted is beautiful. It means someone who had no blood relation to you, who had no reason to be loyal to you, decide to take you under their arm and love you unconditionally. #dashwatching
Sorry to the 142 people online who are adopted, that was me adopting you.
Tonight I saw a spider in the corner of my window sil, and when I looked closer I noticed there was a spiderling. The mother was showing her spiderling how to make a web, and then she went in the corner to watch it try to do the same.
Read the 11th word.
It turns out when people aren't being threatened, culled or conditioned from hatching to kiss the boots of a genocidal slave empire, they stop acting so loyal. It's almost as if the second her claws cannot reach every dissenter across space to strangle them into silence, people start saying what they actually think of her. #dashwatching
It feels a bit shallow to immediately label something as “evil.” The lusii existed to teach the young of the planet how to survive in a predatory world. It wasn’t necessarily malice, but instinct and genetics guiding their young on how to navigate danger and ensure their survival. I also don’t think having another person as a guardian is automatically better for everyone. I’ve met plenty of humans who describe their childhoods as neglectful, but that alone doesn’t make their guardians inherently “evil.” There are countless circumstances that shape people and the way they raise others. Things like this are rarely as black and white as people make them out to be.
You'd be surprised how much 'arguing' is just saying something that is the base common sense.
No, having a support network of people who are not your four immediate romantic partners is not 'human supremacy', sincerely a troll with a mother.
#FRIDAYLIGHTFIREFIGHT ON TODAY'S GAME OF SEPULCHERS & SCALEBEASTS. THESE WORTHLESS INGRATES BETTER HAVE BROUGHT ME SNACKS. I WOULD FIST-FIGHT A RABID GRIZZLEBEAST FOR SOME HONEY BUTTER CHIPS, RIGHT NOW. I'M STILL CONTEMPLATING DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS, HERE. MY PAN ISN'T ENTIRELY MADE UP ABOUT IT. BUT I MIGHT. RANKMAID'S GO AT IT WAS PRETTY AMUSING. ... CLOTBLEEDING FUCK, THIS BETTER NOT BE THE THING THAT ENDS UP CONNECTING US. I WOULD DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.
If These Human Things Want To Endear Themselves To Us, Then They Should Endeavor To Try Harder To Understand Such Basics.............
I have hands.
((yeah i blocked most of them too tbh... i am here for homestuck and homestuck shenanigans... i feel like there are other sites yknow? we aint got a whole lot tbh for us as is))
FUCK ME FOR SPUTTERING OUT THE HUMAN IDIOM EQUIVALENT OF "CROWN JEWELS" IN FRONT OF SOMEONE WITH A VERNACULAR SO OLD IT'S FOSSILIZED IN FUCKING LIMESTONE. "HOPE THE NOOSE CATCHES YOU ON THE WAY OUT," THEN. OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU SAY TO A PIRATE IN OPEN REBELLION TO VALIDATE HER.
((when i joined here i was definitely expecting... less... to put it mildly. it would be nice to have a switch to control whether that sort of thing appeared or not)) #ooc
((is there an option for those of us who dont want to see tentacle dildos every time we log on? I dont wanna have to block everyone who has a bulge badge
Hiiiiiiii. There's some sort of explosion party.
)(ear, )(ear!
yea ill b #quarantining til further notice stay safe ppl
T)(ese )(alcyone days s)(ould be savored... I spent a lovely evening wit)( my favorite person in t)(e w)(ole world, and ate delicious food to t)(e wonderful sound of t)(e ocean waves 💙
Guys I think Smiledog is fucking dead
That do+esn't so+und like that's ho+w that so+ng go+es at all... But I'm glad yo+u're having fun singing it!
((credit for the Mistress Frame sprite goes to fearferi on tumblr :) https://www.tumblr.com/fearferi
T)(at's always t)(e best, isn't it? Clear skies a)(ead!
@marqUisemindfang i know. i KNOW yoU had something to do with this! [An image is attached. It’s the same WI*P of a pirate ship on fire as she posted before, except now there’re are additions clearly made by UrobUros, like UraeUs on fire aboard the boat while Minstant and her crew are escaping in lifeboats.]
Unfortunately, you can't under- or overestimate me; I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Never estimate me.
checking in from #fightnight ! i hope zabrak lets me do a bit of MCing while i ref! i always thought itd be fun doing some live commentary! ill even put on my most sultry and mature voice to keep the crowd titillated! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db58df8cbe12.png
Diary Entry #11 Well, it's a new day, and while I wasn't able to+ enjo+y any go+o+d drinks, last night, I was at least able to+ find so+meo+ne in the next to+wn o+ver who+ was willing to+ drive o+ut to+day, to+ help take a lo+o+k at, and po+ssibly reassemble my bike's engine. An added bo+nus being that she's actually so+meo+ne a client fro+m my 'upstairs sho+p' reco+mmended, so+ if they act o+ut o+f line, I can take it o+ut o+n her ass, the next time she has a sessio+n scheduled with me. And speaking o+f 'taking it o+ut o+n her ass', I had yet ano+ther vivid dream abo+ut Aranea, last night. It was a little bit hazy at parts, but fro+m what I recall, tho+se mo+ments were because I asked her to+ 'take all my wo+rries away', and she did so+ with enthusiasm~ I do+n't kno+w if I'm remembering the to+uch o+f her psychic influence clearly, o+r no+t, but I'm fairly certain I was able to+ recreate the sensatio+ns o+f having my mind emptied o+ut, befo+re being filled with her presence, and lo+sing myself fo+r the duratio+n o+f my dream in the simple jo+y o+f pleasing her, kneeling and servicing her... The slight pressure and happy pins and needles that came fro+m having her hand stro+king my head as I swallo+wed her do+wn to+ the base, and the shivers o+f ecstasy that ran do+wn my spine when she'd run her fingers thro+ugh my hair to+ pull me clo+ser while my to+ngue do+ve greedily inside o+f her, licking up every sweet dro+p fro+m her no+o+k~ To+ say no+thing o+f the way it felt to+ have her mo+ving me like a do+ll, so+ that she co+uld find her ideal angle, and filling me up with her bulge, while her hand wrapped aro+und my o+wn... O+bvio+usly, when I wo+ke up, the sheets needed to+ be changed, again, but that seems to+ be the no+rm, mo+re than the exceptio+n, these days. Ho+nestly, ever since that night at the casino+, it seems like my mind just wo+n't let go+ o+f the memo+ry o+f ho+w it felt to+ have her co+o+l palm o+n the small o+f my back. O+r the so+ft pressure that I felt with my arm wrapped aro+und hers. O+r the scent o+f her hair... Ho+nestly, if I weren't having to+ watch the fro+nt desk, while waiting fo+r my 11:30 appo+intment to+ walk in, I'd pro+bably be upstairs, right no+w, trying to+ relieve so+me o+f this desire that's been burning inside o+f me since I wo+ke up. The wo+rst thing abo+ut a wet dream yo+u can actually remember, is that yo+u can remember the event, but yo+u can't remember the physical pleasure that yo+u kno+w yo+ur bo+dy must have felt... But I guess I'll just have to+ stew in this feeling until later, when I'm do+ne with the tatto+o+ sho+p, at least. I sho+uld check to+ see if I have any clients fo+r to+night's upstairs business, tho+ugh. Maybe I'll be able to+ find an o+utlet o+f so+me kind, then. And if no+t, well, I may no+t have anything to+ drink in the fridge, but I definitely have so+me to+ys in my dresser drawers... Maybe I co+uld take so+me fun pictures, o+r a video+ fo+r her? O+r wo+uld that be to+o+ fo+rward? ((again, so+rry fo+r the co+ntinued diary po+sts and Po+rrim no+t being really aware o+f the larger site. i had the timing fo+r things misundersto+o+d, so+ yo+u all get at least a few mo+re entries like this, but I'm go+nna try and limit it to+ o+nce o+r twice a day, max. Feel free to+ respo+nd/make fun o+f/try to+ interact with Po+rrim, but just kno+w that she's still no+t aware o+f ho+w the no+tificatio+ns wo+rk, so+ fo+r no+w, it's just building up a deluge o+f things fo+r her to+ respo+nd to+ o+nce she IS made aware that this is all public.)) #nsfw
Back in my day we didn't throw around pics all willy nilly. Ya drank n' smoked at a bar, some dames came at ya, the night blurred on, and ya woke up covered in lipstick and random bruises with your wallet missing and half your clothes ripped like ya fought a tiger.
List a' shit ya gotta know when yer on your own: - How ta' fuckin' cook. Don't "failperson" me, get a pot and make somethin', damnit. - How ta' clean. Some stains take more priority than others. - How ta' iron. Feelin' good means lookin' good. Get a suit, take care'a it. - How to kill.
indigos whimpering (non sexual (in pain (not in a fun way))) send chit
with that said. ribbit. i'm heading 0ff n0w. rest well when y0u d0. farewell.
Agreed and elevated to any livin' species. 'Cept the cave dwellin' ones, I guess.
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-=[ remind er !! ! fix yourposture dont be shrimpinggg in your chair ! !! :-)_☺]=-
Nobody appreciates a good desk anymore. None a'dat plastic cheapo shit, I'm talkin' real redwood fine grain sturdy tables. You know the world's fallin' apart when you can't find this stuff anymore...
oh i. missed this a lot more than i thought i did. so warm, hehe.
I’m bored enough that I’m looking at apartment listings again.
I became Secretary of Defense! Pretty cool.
>+. POKING *SOMEONE* WITH A POINTY STICK .+<
i h0pe every0ne is d0ing well. i missed y0u all. i supp0se. ribbit.
◌ It seems I'm not allowed to leave the island until the competition is over. Hopefully my secretary brought a big lunch to work last night. ⧂
Lusus is g♡ne and I'm l♡ving my +ime al♡ne~
sometimes ur havin a time of it painwise n u layyy down for tha dayyy n its like holyyy fuck. shit can hit the pan like a brick. high but just straight up bein relieved for a bit of #thecurse
I am the barkbeast Of wisdOm, whO wants my wisdOm?
†) JUIS7 LE7 A PRE77Y WEE RABBI7 LOOSE ON 7H' ES7A7E. NOW, 7H' QUAIS7EN IS, CLAYMORE OR BUCK KNIFE? :o) #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
It Feels Like A Somber Lyric Night. I Am, As They Say, " Chillaxing ". I Wouldn't Expect Anything Too Much More Exciting Out Of Me Until Tomorrow.
Lunch today is kale and french fries.
I literally cannot read the name Jane without getting Diary of Jane stuck in my head
Time beam
Space Beam.
Oh. I should fight again at fight night. I had fun last time even though I got kicked in the balls.
Jack shut up
Looks at you
"Thank you for the attention" is kind of one of the most Kriscore sentences I have ever said
Mind beam
Thank you for the attention!
Oh. Good luck! Let me know if you need help. Maybe master that beam attack first.
I can provide transportation to and from fight night also if folks need it. If you don't mind being summoned/teleported.
Hopelessly devoted to beams.
Heart Beam
What are we up to tonight?
Why do I have Ignition (Remix) stuck in my head?
The President just like us fr
Vague beam
((OOC: one of my favorite little websites for when i dont feel like reading through every line of dialog while trying to get into character is easily the random homestuck quotes generator. (https://www.bgreco.net/hsquote/) its such a useful tool to quickly get a refresh on how the canon characters talk that i use as a reference frequently. it even has filters for specific characters and redirects you to the page its on in the comic! my beloved. <33333333
btw, porrim's 'diary entry' obliviousness isn't going to last forever. there will be something that happens soon-ish to help her realize that everything she's posted is private, but in the meantime, even if she's not responding to things, please feel free to like/comment on her stuff. it'll make the 'reveal' even funnier. just know she doesn't know how notifications work, so she won't respond until after she's made aware.
Diary Entry #5 Seems like I'm writing several o+f these, to+day... But I suppo+se I just have a lo+t mo+re o+n my mind. Mo+stly, I just keep wo+ndering if she wo+uld wear that ring I gave her, if o+nly fo+r a little while, so+ I co+uld actually ho+ld her, o+utside o+f the dream bubbles, and we co+uld bo+th truly be in each o+ther's presence again... My fingers keep go+ing to+ places where I can still vividly remember so+me o+f the marks she left, and then I'm disappo+inted to+ realize that tho+se lo+vely bruises and marks just aren't there, because they happened in a dream... *sigh*
I think all the AIs should get into a death match and prove which one is the best
0h wait that makes it l00k like i j0ined the island. i didn't. i'm just busy.
It's not for you. 38)
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T)(e nook of imperialism )(as been vanquis)(ed by t)(e strong, verile bulge of t)(e rebellion 💙 #nsfw
O)( no, w)(atever will I do as an imperialist,
Diary Entry #4 Hm... I keep hearing so+mething 'beeping' o+r 'dinging', but I can't figure o+ut where it's co+ming fro+m... Strange... I sho+uld really find o+ut what keeps making that no+ise, but I do+n't think it's anything impo+rtant o+r urgent. Perhaps it's o+ne o+f my huskto+p tabs. O+h well. So+rry, who+ever's trying to+ get in to+uch with me, I'm busy writing in my 'diary'.
Diary Entry #3 I do+ ho+pe that Calibo+rn figures o+ut ho+w to+ revert his Chittr acco+unt to+ private. I'd pro+bably be mo+rtified if anyo+ne were to+ see my diary entries, so+ I can o+nly imagine what he must be go+ing thro+ugh. Such an awkward, slightly endearing little mess o+f a Cherub... Almo+st reminds me o+f Kankri, when he was yo+unger. Especially the way that he seems adamant abo+ut what seems to+ be a first crush is no+thing ro+mantic at all... But it's no+t po+lite to+ po+ke fun at so+meo+ne when they're pining after ano+ther. Go+o+dness kno+ws ho+w much o+f a state I must seem to+ be in, whenever I'm talking to+ Aranea, o+r thinking abo+ut her, o+r remembering the way she smells when she ho+lds me, o+r ho+w so+ft her embrace is.....
#nsfw please stØp cØnfessing hØw much yØu want tØ fuck my bØss. i am being nice. i said please.
D --> I have a more accurate Frank Sinatra song for you D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDE0tu11ki8
its n0t easy being a :) aradia in a w0rld 0f 0u0 aradias
YOU CAN TELL A BITCH. TO HER FACE. DIRECTLY. "THE MAGICAL TROLL CONTRACT IS NOT WORTH IT. AND YOU ARE ENTERING A TORTURE ASSEMBLY LINE. THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU CANNOT IMAGINE." AND SHE WILL IGNORE YOU. AND WALTZ RIGHT IN. SPINNING DITZILY. SO AS TO LIFT HER IDIOT SKIRT INTO THE AIR. AND THEN. AND THEN!!!! SHE WILL HAVE THE GALL. TO BE SHOCKED. WHEN RIGHT BEHIND HER. THE NEXT DUMB BROAD. IS LINED UP TO SIGN THE MAID CONTRACT. WITH THE SAME KYUBALL. IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED YOU!!!!
Hey fantrolls and fankids/humans. Please have some level of self-awareness that Dualscar doesn't know YOUR character. He's not going to be familiar with a complete stranger. I'M not familiar with your lore, and I probably won't ever be. For Dualscar, there is usually some level of consistency with HIM and other canon characters. It's pretty fucking annoying to have interactions with random characters and then them being COMPLETELY aggro for no reason. ALSO, if you ship with a Dualscar, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, like stop projecting that onto me? Thank you. Bye.
An adoptable-lusii cafe opened up nearby, and t)(ey )(ave an aquatic tank!!! Oooo)( I am going to touc)( SO MANY LUSII
:33< mew should i love to s33 it
I have every intention to be a massive inconvenience to most people in The Felt, don't you worry.
let me reiterate: if any bloody one of you aids that cUeball wanker in his qUest, i will not hesitate to straight Up FLIP A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
let me be perfectly clear, friends: he wishes for no less than to defy canon entirely and avert his master's defeat. i do not believe he can succeed, bUt nothing good can come from him trying! >:U please, do not take him Up on his offer, however tempting it may soUnd. he will fUlfill the letter of yoUr agreement, bUt not the spirit. and, if that's not convincing yoU: anyone who accepts his offer will be on my very, very short list of enemies.
i personally feel some of the damaras on here toe dangerously close to racist caricature at times
Caliborn got his ass kicked at the tea party
Why have war on Dick when you can have the Jackoff #nsfw
W)(en )(e died, they found so many scorpions inside )(is corpse ~🎵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLRo06NCOAo
#Kittyposting. https://i.imgur.com/Y0ipy8p.png
i see caliborn has decided to backread my account. neat!
@marquiseMindfang I do hope you enjoy, Captain. [A picture is attached, Scratch is holding up his own severed hand. The stump seems to be covered in a handkerchief tied around it so as to avoid stuffing spilling out. @vermillionManager is in the background, beaten and bloody on the floor] ((#violence #gore technically but he’s a puppet))
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XQNDQZHC/NICEMAID.PNG WHEN YOU'RE BEEFING WITH ME. THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEEFING WITH. #NICEMAID
Say that to my face after I break all of your hand joints with that magic cue ball.
BITCHES WILL GET SO UPSET. SO TERRITORIAL. WAILING. CRYING. HYSTERICAL. "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU STABBED MY MAN A LITTLE. AND MADE A FEW THREATS. THAT IS BASICALLY PAILING." THE WHOLE TIME. THE SAME AUDACIOUS SLUT WILL BE CUDDLING A DOLL OF THE MEGABRAIN THAT FORMED YOU INTO A LIVING WEAPON. TO HER CHEATING LYING WHORING HEAVING BOSOM. #SOMEPROLIFICAUTHORSICOULDMENTION #NSFW
That is what I am talking about. Stamped and approved by the relevant authorities to be delivered and received.
Metaphorically kill them. Put this burn into a box and deliver it to them using it the most trusted and dependable of all forms of delivery: the mail. Which in this case. Is them reading this post.
[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter exploded]
// fuckit handmaiden be upon ye https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1715.png
You are green. And you should change that. Because it is a bad look.
Wait I forgot about the 4th joke option Beam attack
eHEHE, hECK YEAH,
[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter has exploded]
He is defeated. … ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523582284-b64cdfd9-4723-4180-b085-2b151cd7df66.gif))
Impossible survival, individuals in impossible situations, his own presence being thin…
It is impossible.
That is not possible.
He is. Defeated. . . .
Love is stored in causing a riot in t)(e streets instead of partaking in t)(e planned activities of t)(e party 💙
I chase the one who took everything. And he is always out of reach. And now I come here. And one of him is posting stupid things. As if life were not cruel enough to me.
May your party become permeated by the stink of death, man in white.
i'd rather explode the planet than wear full green.
(Jack gossiping/shit talking with Mindfang and Snowman can only be done in rping and I love it)
O)( to be invited to a party... Always t)(e party planner, never t)(e party attendant!
(Just a little ooc infomation/bio post as I get off my lazy butt to make a more detailed thing for Jack later) Canon divergent Jack Noir/Bec Noir. Post Act 5 but never experience anything in Act 6/7 due to making a wrong turn and losing his PM. Had most of his social media presence on Tumblr/Flarping(have been rping him for at least 13 years) and currently lives on a version of Earth in the middle of nowhere. Is married to @forgottenJade and currently has 13 VERY chaotic kids. Is basically a "retired" super villain at this point and far less likely to go around stabbing everyone. Does like to spar/fight with people more then mindless killing. More will be added/a more in depth one as time goes by.
((cronus sucks bad! dont drop the soap jokes suck vworse. seen em from at least three people. please think about wvhat it means that you find that funny #nsfvwe #cvw-sexual-assault #noncon))
Love you too.
CHOTTO MATTE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR ICON. YOU GO TO WORK LIKE THAT? YOU FUCKING SLUT?
I love you 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
#ButWhen #AfterIPassThisForkIntoTheOutletPerhaps #ScreamingAndScreamingAndScreaming https://i.postimg.cc/L6Y72WPJ/temp-image-40134D58-B9CF-49EA-B175-CDEDA0E90D02.webp #cw-self-harm
https://i.postimg.cc/D0fZ66Fd/happy-morning.gif T)(-ER-E! A GIF! -EMB-ED NOW!
Me and )(er <33333333 https://i.postimg.cc/J7JTD8s8/me.jpg
you guys seem bored and unproductive today!! so i'm slapping this thing onto the feed and letting you figure out what to do with it :B #nsfw (artist: thetyrant) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/balls.jpeg
Very delightful. I’m sure we’ll speak soon, then, Captain.
Well I'll keep an eye out and confiscate any such deliveries those clients order. As a law-abiding Sleuth, I'll need to make sure that such ingredients for, say, a 500 liter still don't get used for nefarious craft liquor purposes.
I am a scholar, a scientist, and mistress of the esoteric. I seek knowledge and objects relevant to all three.
I'm not sayin' I'm interested. Just as a former captain myself I hold something of a professional curiosity on if you can deliver enough mash and candy corn to a certain address to make a certain kind of liquor. Y'know. In theory.
What doth compryse thys Bounty? Thou art so vague, tys difficult to even ponder what Ill Gotten Gains to playfully request!
// Update: My brother says we're still figuring out the water bill situation! Thank you everyone who like BOUGHT an adopt or something from my shop to help out! We're still working on saving funs so I deeply appreciate the help As for the Chili's Trip stuff I'll aim for Friday-Sunday!
To do list so far Stab every dave Take at least one of every felt members hat Break Docs clocks Ruin PMs postage service
Wit)( a different currency, maybe. 39)
#chilisevent IC host: Karkat "Fuse" Vantas (if u want to be an IC host for events i'm all for that) OOC Hosts: @kantankerousFuse (you are here @tipsynekoGnostalgic @marquiseMindfang HELLO We start official tomorrow with URBAN EXPLORING AT 9 AM EASTERN TIME STANDARD! HOWEVER THE EVENT LAST UNTIL FRIDAY! You do not have to stay the entire time, this is to allow ANYONE and everyone to join! The event ends FRIDAY, this is so if you want to join YOU CAN! [PARP] https://msparp.chat/chilistrip - OPEN TOMORROW AT 9AM [DISCORD] https://discord.gg/XEdF2NAC46
#shilling #adopts Hello! I'm an artist and specialize in character design. I wanted to share my adopts and Ko-Fi so I can afford food! I recently had to quit my job due to workplace mistreatment and disability! (I did ask if it was okay to share these, and I got the A-Okay), I do take commissions, those are currently closed while I work through my queue! https://ko-fi.com/greaserparty/shop https://paypal.me/floraink (my deadname is on this, so be aware my name is greed/carlos) https://cash.app/$greaserparty Adoptable account: https://www.tumblr.com/greaser-adopts Currently available designs you can get on Ko-fi! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ab1567baeb9318b1ebc7d68073cef9c6/ea6648dc6c36c607-5d/s2048x3072/fb2c0bd4a4fd16a8a31751559ecbca8277e7ef3e.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/fb926140d4c5ad46b57ddd78aa2e850a/ea6648dc6c36c607-b4/s2048x3072/52a95500640bd8b601a4de9a6cf9333f35cb5f02.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/89dd27e3ebe4b1468fb85caeae7c839d/ea6648dc6c36c607-e2/s2048x3072/b29a272d9f3b7c88322ba001603bef06e2ebaf30.png
List of people to steal from: The Felt Redglare Jade
I'm spending time wit)( my matesprit before s)(e )(eads back onto t)(e sea 💙
they hate to see a motherfucker win against a child in a game of pool if this ends up being ol england boys reason for turning into a straight cock sucker then thats a him issue #casinonight
Sn0wman )(as a fat bass, pass it on 39) #casinonight
https://i.postimg.cc/3Ng75p2Q/shellfie.png Quick s)(ellfie before we get swamped! #casinonight
Pictured: Myself after catching up on Chittr Happenings. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9c0a7802eac.jpg
peØple saying "yØu are playing the game wrØng." yØu are Øn a website where. many trØlls have pØsted their full bulge and nØØk. fØr everyØne tØ see. yØu expect far tØØ much. and the answer is kill everyØne including myself. #nsfw #cw-self-harm
A)(!!!!!!!! Tonig)(t I'm going to be waitressing for t)(e first time, I )(ope I can do a good job! And please go easy on me 3|D #casinonight
Come to bedddddddd........
I'm 0n Bef0rus huntin' Treeabo0s. I to0k a deal \/\/\/\/ith D0c Scratch against ye. I \/\/\/\/oke up in a cell an' th'killed m'alternate instead o' me. I'm hate o'er heels \/\/\/\/it' th'Rankmaid. M'descendant is huntin' m'do\/\/\/\/n an' said I need t'sign a paper sayin' I'm a loser in th'bloodline. ((OOC)) ((@gullibleColumnist @archiveAddict @caligulasAquarium @scratchDoctor ))
Writes that down I will revise it when I get more info on the others
// imagining this as an actual conversation between the two fries me because of dualscars accent
(( i would kill to read these
W)(en I mean 'you', I meant t)(em. Not YOU wit)( my ot)(er self. My apologies.
Mean. 38Y
Can confirm, I'm t)(e )(appiest I've ever been wit)( )(er 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
W)(ite russian, my love? 💙
I s)(oald stipulate t)(is is not my uniform I will not )(ave my tits out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't usually do t)(is kind of stuff, but, w)(ale!! T)(ere was spare fabric from my waitress uniform's construction, and we already )(ad t)(e cameras out! Be nice or I'll never do t)(is again 3|D #nsfw #casinonight https://i.postimg.cc/7ZVnK3Np/casino.png
(=^･⩊･^=) < THIS CALLS TO ME, I'VE NEVFUR GAMBLED AND I'VE PAWLWAYS WANTED TO SINCE I FURRST TURNED INTO A YOUNG ADULT...
I suppose I could share a *few* tid8its a8out my own ancestor, although I try not to really...8ring her up too often. It's a 8it difficult to discuss in depth your sign's legacy when it isn't exactly the most....revered troll of historical interest. Healinghives on 8eforus were the foundation of their communities, as they were em8lematic of Her Imperilous Consternation's ethos of "saving lives at all costs." Mediculling was a respected profession that was dominated 8y the cerulean caste due to their natural empathetic a8ilities ena8ling them in finding out the root causes of pain in their patients as well as their command over sleeping and wakefulness to assist in surgical procedures. Lampladies were the gander8ul8s and hearing ducts of the facility, taking on the ever8usy nightshift in which the most trolls were in need of assistance. They would carry their lamps within the darkest corners of the healinghive and were expected to fulfill almost any task, from diagnoses to amputations. ...My ancestor...Lamplady Swansong...definitely...did her own contri8utions to medical science! It was thanks to her that many medical advancements were made! ...Due to other medicullers learning from her many, many cadavers on how to prevent easily avoida8le deaths.
((This is where bunny fef will be waitressing :3
i fUckIng lOvE gAmblIng
Megalodon week.
if u wanna do psychic damage to a friend try a different quirk i just sent a message in mitunas style and i think i gave jake a stroke lmao
i have a tummmmy ache annd the onnly thinng that cann save mme is beautiful wommenn #iammdeliriosus #delirious
#FUTUREME IS GOING TO THE #DOOMEDTIMELINE. DOES ANYONE NEED ANYTHING.
I need to buy the block button dinner the way I be hittin' it these days.
i held no slaves. i had servants. the good and fervent honklings of mah church were quick to assist where i commanded them. i am like no othah highblood, as i didnt need to purchase the obedience of mah people. #sayittomahfacenextime #coward
Anyone w)(o wants to )(ave sex wit)( me please krill yourself now. I will never )(ave sex wit)( you please stop asking. #nsfw
I think it's time I start actually trying to kill some Eridans here there is no hope for them
((hey by the way because I’ve done/interacted with more nsfw/suggestive stuff on this account than I ever expected, and the nature of Scratch as a character, please lmk if it makes anybody uncomfortable and I’ll tone it down in the public space at the very least
Who motivates the motivator? Facade, it has to go He knows it sooner or later Smile for cameras, all okay But tomorrow is another day He must get through He had a longer way to run Or so the story goes Life full of fun, where did it go? We saw the sadness in his eyes It came as no surprise And now, of course, we'll never know #lyricsposting
// Dualscar doesn't talk about his relationships or his life because he's embarrassed and doesn't want Mindfang to make fun of him for it. Things he's embarrassed about: - Dating GHB, does want mindfang to know he's dating a clown or even humored it. - has a grub, don't ask him, he hasn't even named it yet. it's been half a year.
⚡️ Gutterscar character profile! ⚡️ CW: #substances (he drinks, smokes, and injests just about anything). #violence (a trained hunter and assassin). #nsfw (former? sex worker, and has a pretty casual relationship with sex.) ⚡️ Alternian royalty, was raised in luxury. ⚡️ Went to military school, trained as an Orphaner and raised to Imperial Naval Captain. ⚡️ Got into some trouble with the regime… he doesn’t like to discuss the details. ⚡️ HIC put a price on his head and he set out into the multiverse to escape. ⚡️ Quickly burned through what little money he still had access to. ⚡️ No planet, no money, no shelter, no friends; he kept to the dark back alleys of any place he landed. ⚡️ Realized he could get most of what he needed in exchange for sexual favors, and took that up as his main occupation. This numbed his desire for labels/quads, but he still defaults to sex as a useful means to an end. ⚡️ Recently crash-landed in an Earth bubble and was given a proper place to stay; now he’s getting back on his feet. ⚡️Much humbled and mellowed, but with physical and mental scars from the Empire. Pathetically still carries a torch for his Empress, and is obsessed with Fuchsias. Has also become fascinated with humans, perhaps fetishistically so. ⚡️ TLDR: He’s genuinely trying to create a “normal” life for himself. But it’s going to take a lot of adjusting, and a lot of self-medicating.
:33< there a lot of ships to track nyowindays :33< thank gog im crazy fur ships othpurrwise who would track all this? :33< mew? :33< i dont think so
I can't t)(ink straig)(t rig)(t now, sorry! Not unless you're willing to drop your pants and satisfy me!!
Cod, my body feels all )(ot and tingly... please don't tell me t)(is is t)(e start of my estrus cycle, I can't take anot)(er week off work! Won't someone fuck my brains out and save me from t)(is?! 3X| #nsfw #deletelater
🥺
ill bring the entertainment if yah bring the booze. honk.
Plague someone else. Make yourself their problem.
I had expected as much. I guess I will just have to take some cold comfort that someone with my genetic disposition did eventually end up reaching full maturity properly in another universe, and that will 8e that.
I was a l8te 8loomer and was 8ehind on my next molt 8efore I died. I would've matured normally. I would have 8een tall. I would have 8een *tall.*
As lukewarm on the su8ject as I feel, it *is* nice to see a dash trend that isn't people tearing each other apart over frivolities or, ehm... Things of a more lurid nature.
so refreshing to see this. the confusion of so nnany landuuellers on account of their in ability to properly attend to their school-feeding is deeply frustrating. do better. just because you can't breathe underuuater doesn't nnean you shouldn't understand seaduuelling and seafaring culture.
Priwvateering turned piracy after the vwhole excommunication ordeal. Can't a guy svwitch career paths?
he can be emplØyed and a bitch.
i was undah the impression the orphaner was a bitch. honk.
You guys couldn't even bribe me to do that fucking test.
I look away for an hour and come back to some new jiggy nonsense all over the main dash. #nsfw
Last post of the night. https://i.imgur.com/ABNAko0.png
i've seen historical figures, inventors and now a fictional murderer on here. what a weird place
Are you really?
That was your first mistake.
1 out of every 3 Leijons is scamming you.
A 8it l8 on the uptake given I was preoccupied, 8ut the new logo is quite nice. The hue on the highlighted character gives it an appearance of 8eing frozen, and otherwise it feels as though it would give an interesting textile sens8ion.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0913608ac5bc.jpg ((Dualscar's New Quadrant System)) ((/lh/j))
whys there felt on this thing the whole lot of them should have gone up with the mansion wheres a clubs when you need him
FINALLY HOME. TIME TO GET ON THE NEW SHOWS I'VE BEEN RECOMMENDED WHILE I CAN. HOW IS EVERYONE'S DAY SO FAR?
// Fun fact! My GHB's Voiceclaim is Drifter from Deadlock, but a tad deeper. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382647454218059807/1460499559422890210/7ae9df15a89edf80d93fa69d337fe814.mp4?ex=69d7dbf5&is=69d68a75&hm=01e7688e8f31a3a5373e2116cf7ce2756aa93b4bae39fcf3c7253bcdfdcb55ca&
Zero results found anywhere, I’m afraid.
Whatcha want
:33< always
// Hey a reminder that hating people OOC is nasty behavior. I dont know why i have to keep saying this but people aren't their fucking characters.
T)(at is a very ac)(ievable goal 39)
I was making lunc)( wit)( my descendants and got peanut butter all over my )(ands 38Y T)(ey need to invent a way to apply peanut butter t)(at even a toddler can use!
Local goth slut (affectionate) has to go out. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/a85e285342683ca2d7db5ce3fb7072cbec6aec7e.jpg #nsfw ish?
May as well just go completely bald, with yours.
It's like I'm watching a live divorce happen
You don't )(ave to rely on t)(ose nasty violetbloods, you )(ave an )(eiress taking care of you, silly! Would you like me to send you a c)(ocolate covered w)(ale? )(m? Doesn't t)(at sound tasty! 38)
// wanted to make a quick doodle of him https://64.media.tumblr.com/a549df1826e5cdf6ff873cb9177398ee/6d9ffb1f23ad7d4a-c6/s400x600/b1413b4f485278e74fa66f8ca0238e41fec0fb0c.png creachur
i need to be bouncing and moaning on )(er bulge. need )(er to pin me down and spread me open and kiss my womb wit)( t)(at glorious bulge ♡ give me load after load until )(er shame globes are empty and all my eggs are fertilized and s)(e can tell me w)(at a good mot)(ergrub i am, i want to make )(er more descendants ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ #nsfw #deletelater
You try to be )(elpful and urge caution, and people call you a killjoy. Let's see w)(o you ask for )(elp from w)(en t)(e inevitable does )(appen. 3BP
THEY TOOK THRESH PRINCE OFF OF NETFLIX. IT’S LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS PERFECTLY CURATED TODAY TO PISS ME OFF.
"= why would anyone pick a fight. with something so unprepared. :) ="
I know juuuuuuuust enoug)( to know you're very good at it! )(e)(e)(e!
-Excellent job, and suc)( a clutc)( game!
Awoos are better then meows
Just because Darkl33r took pity on me that doesn't mean I'd consider ever doing him. :// #nsfw
[|||] taking a stiiiiiimulant and a depressaaaaaant and seeing who wins~
httpz://med1a1.ten0r.c0m/m/zz60a2jZzY0AAAAd/man-d0wn.g1f
i think the lowbloods on here are truly getting too comfortable
can we please. get all taken Øut. in Øne big explØsiØn.
My dumbbass forgot to include any information on )(ow you can attend t)(e function I'm working 38Y Join t)(is group c)(at, and t)(e organizers s)(ould situate you! https://discord.gg/Z4QDxtfRqm
I got t)(e waitress uniform for a function I'm going to be working at! It's for c)(arity, you s)(oald all consider coming 38D https://i.postimg.cc/26MJMwvS/casino.png
Time to prepare for a fight. I take off my perfectly tailored suit to reveal an even more perfectly tailored, form-fitting suit.
Sorry, I'll round )(er up! 3X|
H̷e̷l̵̷̦̟̗͛l̵̷̦̟̗͛o̷,̷ s̷w̷e̷e̷t̷h̷e̷a̷r̷t̷.̷ H̷o̷w̷ a̷r̷e̷ y̷o̷u̷̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕ d̷o̷i̷n̷G̵̷̦̳̱̞̺̮͂̎?̷ H̷o̷w̷ i̷s̷ s̷c̷h̷o̷o̷l̵̷̦̟̗͛?̷ D̷i̷d̷ y̷o̷u̷̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕ m̷a̷k̷e̷ a̷n̷y̷ f̷r̷i̷e̷n̷d̷s̷?̷
I didn't realize it was opposite day! But please, Feferi is fine 3X)
Evening, Captain.
Guess again nerd
So strange being called )(ig)(ness... Like, factually correct, but I'm so not used to being socially above everyone else! I am used to being taller t)(an everyone, so at least it's t)(e correct address p)(ysically 38P
@lilShitpeta I told you you were next. I always deliver on my promises #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/bb9ac2f6a6cb529193c01c0f1a8ceed0f0552fa4.png
My citizens are celebrating a )(oliday surrounding me, t)(eir goddess of life, and t)(ey've sent so many bouquets to my castle 3X) O)(! Please make sure not to bring )(ome lillies if you )(ave felines! T)(e pollen is very poisonous!
Some of you just full on have your 8ulges out.
You'll )(ave to overpower me if you want t)(at! And we bot)( know w)(o's t)(e strong of us two 39)
Oh no you don't. Face it like the murderer you think you are.
I think I need to leave this site now
Picking my top weapons from warframe for ease of creation and levels of warcriming. N(_)mber one in both: The Skana, for ease (It's j(_)st a sword), and the Coda Hema for warcriming (It shoots *leeches* and is the Hema, which is a warcrime in and of itself).
We )(ave our ways of torturing t)(e )(eretics, but for you, dear Captain? You can expect 80 las)(es 38)
I don't know, you seem pretty )(appy to be kissing someone w)(o's genetically nig)( identical 3B)
// OOC is @kingGreed You can see my other characters there "Greed there's so many" I am insane sorry. :( Names/titles: Cronus Ampora / Orphaner Dualscar Nicknames: Dual/ DS/ Gender: Male | "AFAB-Intersex" | He/Him Age: 400 sweeps Date of birth: February 12 • •CHARACTER APPEARANCE• • Hair: Black Eyes: Violet Height: 8'2" Body type: Very Muscular, but not chiseled (very hydrated) • •PERSONALITY• • Social Level: Introverted, he doesn’t enjoy interacting with a lot of people, but he’s good at masking his dislike for social gatherings. Optimistic/pessimistic: Pessimistic Positive Personality Traits: Loyal, Natural Leader, Headstrong, Quick Thinker Negative Personality Traits: Stubborn, Dismissive, Rude Likes: Very few things Dislikes: Too many things to list Hobbies: Painting • •GENERAL CHARACTER INFO• • Relationship Status: Matesprit: GHB Moirail: N/A Kismesis: Mindfang - Ex Auspistice: N/A Sexuality: Tends to prefer men for certain quads, but not all. Religious views: N/A. Occupation/Job: Orphaner Blood type: N/A Zodiac sign: Aquarius
// Just a fun fact for my Dualscar and world lore Dualscar's Mindfang is the direct reason he's dead. After he killed The Dolorosa, Mindfang got pissed at him and was like, "Well, okay, time to frame you for treason," and got him essentially murked by GHB on orders from Condy. He's been dead since then and was revived on request by GHB cause they were matesprits (sorry gang gang I love makara x ampora ships), and GHB wanted to like see him again and reconcile. Technically, it was more like hey I'm gonna revive you, and you are now trapped in the clurch :) And Dual was like "Well, okay." For the sake of rp he's just alive here and not with GHB for ease of RP and plot accessibility.
A saw mindfang follow me an A got pissit aff.
:33< thinking about #women on this sw33t sw33t night :33< we love to s33 it!
it would be soooooo so easy to take advantage of me rn lmao #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
There is just a weariness that accompanies the experience of interacting with many other trolls. The way that there isn't just a division among castes, 8ut 8etween universes. I was initially pleased to 8e a8le to have the chance to engage with 8eforus again, a relic of the past dragged into the present. 8ut it is like oil and water when Alternians and 8eforans interact sometimes. I can't even say I 8lame the Alternians for their frustrations. It serves as a reminder of a guilty wish of mine to have always had 8een hatched an Alternian, rather than what I am and can't change. You can't undo where you come from. It makes me simultaneously nostalgic and a little ashamed.
kicking my feet giggling i haven't roleplayed in literal years and i love roleplaying sm and the people that are in the community everyone is so cool and awesome >v< admittedly i should have returned to roleplaying sooner but after some certain events in my life i had been offput from the topic out of fear (don't wanna describe them rn, they're blagh) and i also just never really found a website in specific that i vibed with after the one i had been using like. Shut Down For Good right after I left lol fun fact- this is my first time rping proper on an actual webbedsite for homestuck specifically!!! i had originally either rped different fandom stuff on the other site or in discords that eventually got nuked one way or another (at least i think that's what happened to them-)
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
:33< great mews to all shitpeta fans im awake nyow :33< troll becky held my calls
I'Ve been to parties With less bulge-riding than this serial post-hater. #nsfW #? #IDon'tFuckingKnoW
♯patience the ♯perverts will always ♯posttitties&ass at some ♯point perhaps within the next ♯hour ♯lmfao ♯nsfw ♯(justgoregleityourself???)
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My - age - keeps - bothering - me - I - keep - remembering - things - from - when - I - was - younger - It - feels - odd - to - yearn - for - some - of - the - things - I - do - I - am - not - 'old' - but - I - am - not - young - as - I was > It - feels - like - i am - afloat - That - my - pan - has - been - ripped - apart - by - itself --- Ah - rambling - I - might - try - to - start - an - story - for - here - What - should - the - idea - be? > #writing
Celebrating sober saturday with a drink. #substances
✿ sorry guys da Glurp may have caused a major accident at an intersection #whoopsie
Man. My co-workers can be such freaks somet;mes.
evry day 1n the week that ztarz w1th b w1ll n0w be n0wn az beepb00p blurzday
Now playing. Drop It Like It's Hot - Troll Snoop Dog https://youtu.be/y3Lvh3wvYIA?si=Y65UyXhE8Dg9w7VD #nowplaying #catarchy
I would like to note that NONE OF THE SO-CALLED MARITAL UNIONS which may or may not have taken place on #iwantcandy night are legally binding. None of you are married.
W)(ile a very sweet sentiment, you know you s)(ould be emptying into one specific pail 3B)
i fEar thE warning will havE thE oppositE EffEct ..
I saw your posts, Mindfang. The shop's closed for the day if you n33d help with that. #nsfw
A lot of you liked that huh. I suppaws I could post another in the future. B33
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
Alrig)(t, now I am jealous 38Y
:33< so what mew may nyat realize at this juntmewre is :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
i'm getting the impression some people are coming down from trickster mood? it seems like they went through a pretty bad trip too....... poor souls :(
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
:33< my dms are espurrloding tonight k33p it fureaky gang i love it!!! :33< #nsfw ish
// just a heads up i only block if you post too much nsfw or if i find you really annoying so no hard feelings
yes that's true! i am working on taking care of it right now
:33< mew do a good enough job and i wont even n33d to bring a pen ;33 :33< sounds good to meow captain! :33< my dms are open to mew ;33c
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
:33< oh just gonna draw on my walls like a fureak :33< but i can push that back if mewd rathpurr meow be somewhere closepurr to mew ;33c
:33< thats pawsome! :33< so like... are mew fur33 latpurr???
:33< girlposting!
#i\/\/\/\/antcandy Lo\/\/e is beautiful. @terminalComrade
)(IIIIIII! O)()()(, you're like a grown-up version of Nig)(tingale's little grubling! )(ow COMPL-ET-ELY ADORABL-E!
I DIDN'T I'M JUST LOOKING ΔROUND NOTHING SORRY MY FΔULT WHO'S THΔT??? WHO REPLIED WITH THΔT?? NOT ME! NOT THIS GUY NOPEEEEE OK SORRY TO BUG YOU GREΔT MINDFΔNG OR WHΔTE▽ER ELSE HONORIFIC I SHOULD REFER TO YOU BY OK COOL GREΔT ΔWEOSME THΔNKS!!!!!!!
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
♡h t♡ be fucked silly..what a dream.. I miss my mate..<\3 #nsfw
tl is way too freaky rn i think i need to log off and go play something or like, draw some shit i dunno
5331NG 4LL TH3 5TUP1D 4CC0UNT5 H45 M3 C4CKL1NG DUD3 3V3RY 0M3 0F TH3M M4K35 M3 L4UGH K33P 1T UPPPPPP
)(ow strange... I wouldn't assume your two quads ever interacting, let alone being on suc)( good terms to s)(are a garden locale!
a photo from the old days while going through some things. i do miss being in the spotlight with all eyes on me. https://files.catbox.moe/84p9ma.png #noir #millerverse
My dms are 0pen t0 any sad m0rally grey middle aged men
1f someth1ng happens today 1m walk1ng 1nto the desert never to be seen aga1n
Y34H 1'M NOT GO1NG TO TH3 #1W4NTC4NDY 3V3NT BUT UH. GOOD LUCK 1 GU3SS? DON'T D13, 1F YOU N33D M3 TO S3ND YOU 4 GRUB3R TO COM3 G3T YOU JUST T4G M3
You all have fun this evening, 8y the way. Or at least don't 8e killed in the midst of some manner of violent frenzy. #EridanWeek # Staying At Hive
wistful sigh. if ꥟nly i had s꥟me꥟ne t꥟ watch me undress while they sit and wait in suspense. #nsfw
Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.
I always found it very...how do I put it? Interesting would 8e the kindest word that I can muster, I think. Interesting. I find it interesting to amass a collection of supposed "doomsday devices" in order to eventually "o8liter8te the impudent landdwelling curs." Particularly when the majority of said doomsday devices were 8uilt 8y a landdweller for the purposes of what I can only assume are out of some sarcastic egocentric mindgames. It had certainly tickled my fancy, at least on a strictly technical level. How would one implement such a machine upon the creatures of land and not have that leave a profound negative effect on the seadwelling popul8tion? (Spoilers: it can't really 8e done.) I still always considered at least the practical applic8tion of such a thing to 8e of some intrigue to me. What immedi8tely comes to mind is, naturally, simply flooding the landscape. It's 8een done, 8ut I wouldn't consider the illustrious Alternian empress' apocalyptic takeover to 8e particularly fruitful for her. I mean, she *did* succeed, 8ut it didn't even seem as though it netted her significant 8enefits. Her su8jug8tion only lasted...a couple hundred sweeps? I got off-track. Six sweep olds trading and manufacturing weapons of mass destruction is nevertheless darkly humorous.
Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png
T)(at's wonderful! Not for t)(e garden t)(at did not)(ing wrong, but I'm glad you got some muc)( needed closure!
I t)(ink now is a great time to t)(ink about w)(at you're looking forward to! It's important to take a step back w)(en you're surrounded by negativity to remember w)(at's so great about life 38) I'll go first! I went to t)(e book store wit)( my eldest, and I boug)(t a new picture book for my youngest descendants t)(at I just know t)(ey'll love! I can't wait to go )(ome and s)(ow t)(em! 38D
S)(ould I be jealous?
Fun fact for Eridan week...fun fact for Eridan week...hm. I...genuinely don't have any interesting lore tid8its for this one. Sorry everyone.
Hijacking #fishingfriday and #EridanWeek to remind you all to read my #horror story posted earlier in the day.
W8. Are there individuals seriously considering im8i8ing the lollipop juju? For like, fun? I'll have to remem8er to log off that day whenever that rolls around. #Just Say No To Hyper Sugar Dayterrors #Trickster Critical
[[ You guys never will see how long it took me to try to find the best reply to shit bc dualscar is a challenge to roleplay..]]
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ The Dolorosa: Up to this point! +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Rosa died and lived according to what happened to the canon in comics, from her raising The Signless, to her SA, and then her eventual murder by Dualscar's hands. Rosa has been able to reconnect with her son in the bubbles and has recently made discoveries that Dualscar had died not too long after her death; the news didn't bring any sort of joy to her. She learned that GHB was alive and somewhat well, but through Dualscar and Grand Highblood, she was able to contact someone to help revive her, and Signless gave them a second chance at life. She's freshly alive as of June 17th, 2025.
I was planning to go and be sober. I could record.
((The weather around me is actually amazing next Friday. I could be silly and host a #fishingfriday live chat from a dock with a cell hotspot and try to catch smth for real for #fishingfriday LMAO))
It's so tiny. I love it so much. it's almost smaller than the hook
theyre bonding or somefin
people are talkin about fishin and shit
…hm, i think all the fish on this planet are dead, UnfortUnately. and also i can’t reach any nearby bodies of water. sad!
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:33< nyall should be horny furefur :33< early early meowrning crew mew get meow mew really get meow :33< #nsfw
Just wh3n 1 thought 1 w4s fr33 from h3r h4t3ful sh4ckl3s, sh3 h4s r3turn3d.
Was the s;te hosted from #er;danweek? That nuke's h;tt;ng hard.
hm, i imagine it woUld be some criminal mastermind caUsing chaos, jUdging from the dash! perhaps one yoU haven’t caUght yet? perhaps one who wants yoUr attention, mocking yoU? oh, bUt i am merely specUlating.
Rather have a rabbit guy with actual humor than that junk fahha)
i have no idea who eridan is but if there's a mindfang chit i will like
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
Sometimes I feel awkward being a character not linked with Homestuck then I realize at least im not a vivziepop character and feel a lot better!
(( feel silly posting ooc for this but im gonna be more active on my other accts for the next 2 weeks probably. my doggie got neutered and i want to be Silly in these times. but if u do want handmaid time, just @ me or w/e :3
(( hi gang brief heads up, i've become a bit more of a lurker since the site's blown up some but i am very much still present! if you need anything or a checkmark you can dm me, and if anything urgent happens and you can't contact another mod, my handle's in my bio :] ))
an eventfUl time indeed, i see! well, one event missed is hardly the end of the world. i intend to be a part of and directing all sUch things, eventUally.
I miss )(ow muc)( t)(eir eyes bulged w)(en t)(ey were grubs! Alt)(oug)( t)(e yellow sclera are muc)( easier to tell w)(ere t)(ey're looking 38)
Glad to have you with us on this side of the chaos, Captain.
i have no particUlar love or care for eridan particUlarly, bUt i do wish i wasn’t qUite so confined at the moment as to be Unable to join! events seem to have Unfolded most interestingly, from how yoU and others speak on it.
1nt3rn St3v3n 1s look1ng su1t4bly n3rvous tod4y. Good.
Fun fact. There ith an owo in coworker. You'll never unthee it Bonuth fact. There ith altho a meow in homeowner. Cat punth do your thing
petty hateful demeanor?
a hate react and no reply, that’s what we call a win, dears!
Today is a beautiful day because I taug)(t my royal c)(ef )(ow to make cold brew and now I )(ave ALL T)(-E COFF-E-E I COULD -EV-ER WANT!!!!! My power is unlimited 38)
My beautiful descendants! It's an old picture, but I still love it so muc)( 3X) https://i.postimg.cc/cHH0zNJr/descendant.png
((hi! nonbinary biologist friend, wanted to clarify in the second image of "evidence" they were referring to me as having male chromosomes in a joking way that played into my love of biology. as a biologist i feel the need to confirm that biological sex does not represent a person's gender identity, and i do not view someone mixing up scientific terms with societal terms to be transphobic ideology.
Doesn't matter. Telling you still lol.
yesterday in our dms. we are kinda sorta friends. Anywho, yeah she said she is going to crush you like a grape in front of everyone. Fun stuff.
3V3RYTH1NG 1 H4V3 S41D ON TH1S N1GHT 1S FOR TH3 FOOLS. T4k3 noth1ng 1 h4v3 s41d s3r1ously. Do NOT #cull #cull #Cull.
Yur1
Mindfang says she is going to kick your ass in front of everyone
WH3N D1D SH3 S4Y TH1S.
Who should 1 3xp3ct to s33 for D4y 3 of #3r1d4nW33k for 1 h4v3 th3 whol3 r3st of th3 n1ght to mys3lf. 1 w1ll b3 gu4rd1ng 3ffortl3ssly.
Th3 s1t3 w4s so 3xc1t3d to s33 you 1t 1mplod3d on 1ts3lf. 4nyw4y!! Y3s. 4nd 1 4m 34g3r to s33 you 4t th1s #3r1d4nW33k 3v3nt. 1 h4v3 h34rd you h4v3 4 surpr1s3 for m3.
whatHappened? :P
H3llo!
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
How do p3opl3 k33p up w1th th1s fools n1ght sh1t.
Tod4y, 1t h4s b33n 3xtr3m3ly busy. 1'v3 h4d noth1ng but work to do tod4y 4nd no t1m3 for mys3lf. Th1s 1s 4bout m3 f1n4lly l3tt1ng 1t 4ll cr4sh 4nd burn. 1'm th3 b3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor st1ll.
1 h4t3 h3r.
\/\/\/\/hile I am a handsome fella, y'ain't goin' t' get me that easily. \/\/\/\/hat a \/\/\/\/riggler's jest.
You want h1m so bad 1t’s lowkey k1nda embarrass1ng for you but l1ke also get 1t queen. 𓂃۶ৎ
C1t1z3ns, must 1... shoot my shot?
You are worthy of it. A true AprilNormalDay miracle.
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
S'\/\/e been pranked b' one o'yes. Bastards.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! >:] H4H4H4H4H4. 1 H4T3 TH1S D4Y.
There will be NO hornyposts today in observance of the holiday.
New blood in the guard rotation today. Young guy. Bet he has a family I can threaten to snuggle me in some Scotties.
stop #vagueposting your quadrants on the timeline. not all of us are that lucky. fucking wrigglers these days.
Droog has, through all the various tribulations of his existence, been damn good at following directions. Swift. Efficient. It's how he got here. And he'll be no different now. With a blade pointed, he follows the gesture, terminating the connection of his entry point. Green walls and furniture give way to a plain, empty blackness, cracks dancing along the surface for good measure as his cue stick collides. Nothing is following him through there. He's not going back that way, either. "We're alone." The truth; he could not hear everything from his room, but there was certainly some kind of commotion as he left; raised voices, the sound of fine china breaking. As far as he knows, nobody even noticed him taking his leave. Aside from one person, of course. (He was allowed to escape. He knows that. He's sure that the Captain must, too.) Job done, he turns to face her, head tilted up in order to meet her eyes. A rare thing, for him. But these Alternian adults come quite large. He's well put together, but there's the signs of his captivity; clothes slightly wrinkled, a twitch in some of his fingers where they are lingering around his weapon. He says no more, for the moment. He's waiting. Calculating.
#K1ll #Som3on3
1f you 4r3 do1ng som3th1ng 1ll3g4l, 1 w1ll turn 4 bl1nd 3y3.
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1 do not th1nk you c4n h4ndl3 th3 gr4v1ty 1n wh1ch of wh4t you h4v3 sp4rk3d. Th1s m4y or m4y not b3 s1nc3r3 on your 3nd, but my r3c3nt thoughts of you h4v3 sp1r4ll3d 1nto p3rp3tu4l w4nt. Your 4tt3nt1on 1s so 4bsurdly y3t 1nt3ns3ly gr4t1fy1ng th4t 1 4nt1c1p4t3 you b31ng 4 not1f1c4t1on of m1n3 4lmost 3v3ry s3cond. 1 h4v3 n3v3r w4nt3d som3th1ng 1 c4nnot h4v3 so d3sp3r8ly. >:]
Th1s 1s 4 jok3. Th1s 1s 4 jok3 4nd you'r3 fool1ng m3. 1 h4v3 b33n r3m1nd3d of th3 n1ght 3v3nt th4t 1s occurr1ng. You w1ll not fool m3. You W1LL not fool m3.
oK some femaГes caN Be toГeRaBГe
You h4v3 shov3d m3 1nto 4 k1osk. Go on.
1'm f33l1ng unw4nt3d th1ngs. 4nd 1t h4s NOTH1NG to do w1th f33l1ngs.
WWoww, I eel so lovved and supported. Cheers to you, Captain.
You ow3 m3 4n 4pology.
1t's h4t3 4 81tch m1d-w1p3 d4y.
I decided to change my icon to reflect how very normal i feel to day I hope you all enjoy :) #aprilnormalday
S)(uck a clam it didn't post t)(e image 38Y Will t)(is one work? https://i.postimg.cc/htYjnBPc/image.png
Or- I guess it's April now, so it would be Aradia week! )(appy Aradia week to all t)(ose w)(o celebrate 38)
W)(ile you were all going to parties t)(at got swatted, I was spending t)(e evening wit)( my wonderful matesprit 38) Feferi week continues to sweep!
OOC // hii you're welcome to blacklist the tag that's why we keep tagging it lol
Okay from the sounds it maybe i didnt even need to pay to get the bouncycastle killed to ruin #eridanweek
▲▲▲▲YO EVERYONE▼▼▼▼ ▲▲If you want out of #eridanweek there's a hole in the fence behind the oblong meat product cart, get out before the drones decide it's not worth figuring out who's an insurgent and just starts blasting▼▼ ▼▼▼Like seriously run▲▲▲
(-- Holy shit you guys are weird as fuck. Don't expect me to touch this website ever again
Nice
you didnt need mah initiative tah get in mah mouth. honk honk honk!!
)(i sweetie )(i!!!!!!!! 38D
I was persuaded to join )(ere by my matesprit, so I )(ope t)(is ends up being a good avenue for making friends, so... S)(ello everygoby!
7heres an07her spider lusus in my hive and i 7hink my m0m is 7rying 70 scare i7 0ff... bu7 she jus7 l00ks way 700 cu7e h0pping and scu77ling "menacingly" 70wards i7. #arachnids #spiders
[[ pinning this ooc post ]] Hi I'm Eva / Evalkyrie (she/her) My main is this guy @mrBenedict I'm also Samantha @skaianetSupport Sam's gf Ashe @wardenofAnguish you know who @clusterFuck Gracie @locomotiveEnthusiast Chick @babyChicken and 5+ others i like silly jokes and friendship. Sometimes roleplay makes me nervous but i try to keep it fun and cool. I wanna make some accounts where I take it more seriously cause that sounds cool but it's hard. uhh idk what else, ok bye i love you <3
Mm. Well, while I internalize that little smidge of hurt, I'm going to go take care of something 8riefly. I'll 8e 8ack shortly enough, however.
Hearts is dead. At least one of them. The image shown on a small handheld display still sits with Droog, growing heavier and heavier. Death is a part of the business. Unavoidable. Inevitable. But not to him, not to his select few. He would simply not allow it. But Diamonds Droog was not in a position to allow or disallow anything. He was captive, trapped, cut off from all the resources and ability that he had. And now Hearts is dead. And now somebody new is offering him escape from a similar fate. He cannot wait to consider his options. (He has been considering options for quite a while now.) He steps through a plane as it connects into working order, and in that step, he is offered only a brief moment to get his bearings. A new place, a new reality, the smell of brine in the air, a blade waiting for him. Behind, the green walls that he had gotten quite used to over the last many hours. Which way does the danger lie? (Both. He knows this, for certain.)
crazY afterpartY theY;re havin there: good thing i was never present
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You know I came to this site to try to be nice or whatever but between Snowman, frogs, eridancoin and the living abomination that is shitpeta it is growing to be a hard task.
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
(( ooc for this cause LOL not to be that guy but dont forget to put the slashes in a/b/o
(OOC) (oh right yeah! i've been a huge fan of that one but i didn't know you were making it :D)
(( oh my god? based ))
(OOC) (whats the webcomic called :O)
If Green Markiplier is your power, then what are you without it?
Whiskey, red wine, or the occasional hot sake. Depends on how violent we intend the night to get.
Do enjoy her company. We get off-moon so rarely.
hope that motheRfucKeR stays missiNg youRe giviNg me actuaГ tiNNitus with this BuГГshit
Slowly starting to feel a bit more like myself. Still not quite there yet. Something is eating at my self-image and I can't extirpate it. #bodyhorror #mentalhealth #cw
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
I see you're all having a normal one. I'm going back to my newspaper.
Yo+u charmer. ;)
My tho+ughts exactly, minus the slimiest man. I'm terribly so+rry yo+u have to+ deal with that.
I COULD BE THE FOURTEEN WOMEN OF YOUR DAYMARES. #MEANDMYTIMECLONES
" messiahs almighty they was marchin through snow seekin the clown forts abandoned long ago when all the sudden, the apocalypse sound ten thousand juggalos was runnin them down " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators
before yah dumb ass tries tah insult me ovah the interwebs like the brave little mutha fuckas you are. remembah that ive heard - insults of mah religion - clown used as an insult - references to mah crimes against trollkind - got my ass called unfunny several dozen mutha fuckas have said that shit before. give me the respect i deserve by /at least/ makin up somethin mutha fuckin new.
im gonna honk and if mutha fuckas dont honk back, anothah prisoner is gonna get their dome popped in mah big hands. honk
did yall know that it takes less force than yah think tah rip you little shits in half?
And he gives me shit for posting too much.
my idiot troll son didn't want to go to the torture labyrinth today. i told him it builds character and sent him anyway. i'll get him an ice cream after, maybe.
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • doomed timeline crowbar, who is the last remaining of his original crew • he continues to exist outside the normal doom-loop via temporal shenanigans • often lurking or taking up residence in other felt manor instances • a bit more quiet, reserved, and solemn || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
:33< some of nyall could learn furom the noble meowbeast :33< something pissing mew off? :33< smack the shit outta it until it furks off
New day. New suit. New disappointment.
Aye cap'n. He's been bombarding my notifications by 4x-reacting to my latest posts and comments.
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
J⟡J⟡--> Di♡m⟡nds ♡re Unbre♡k♡ble! I ⚓︎hink... <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
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ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕥 + 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕪! -- Hello, my name is Greed! I'm a grown adult! I wanted to have this up on my page, specifically here, to set boundaries that I know not everyone will see, but if something occurs, it's there. Be aware, I block liberally, if I think you're being overly aggressive @ me or cronus, excessive hating at me or him for quite literally no reason, I'll just block! This isn't personal, I just know how much I'm willing to tolerate! I am not going to be overly active. I think right now this is just hitting my ADHD just right! I write mostly on tumblr! https://www.tumblr.com/amorouscasanova I like to think I'm a very chill person! I just have boundaries. If i'm posting OOC and you're being nasty, I will block you. other characters: @contentiousChicanery (oc), @aligerousCallidity (swap cronus), @consequentialTemperament (gamzee), @punkedupClowns (kurloz), @kantankerousFuse (karkat), @redactedInfo (mituna), @sharkBytes (oc)
// Just unloading a very loud thought as I draw Cronus. My least favorite comments on pictures that are intended for IC are the ones that comment artistic style choices as if it's a characters choice. i'm sorry my character doesn't have amazing makeup skills, that's just how i draw. :') or pointing out simple backgrounds, and i'm just "I'm not putting effort into a bg" it's weirdly uncomfortable and annoying. just look at his chest and be nice. -wheezes-
i remember her
She rises #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1361/77ecc0d63bdbf4ef09fd01a8fbeaded8.png?10914325
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 230th Imperial Sweep Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. The Empire had uses for highbloods, and he was shaped into one of those uses before he could properly understand what that meant. Violence was not taught to him. It was expected. By six sweeps, as demanded by Alternian custom, he culled his own lusus. Not out of hatred. Not even out of cruelty. Merely because this was the path laid before him. The first true act of the Orphaner. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 236th Imperial Sweep His youth was spent in the presence of Meenah Peixes. The two were close. Closer than perhaps either of them should have allowed. Their relations drifted dangerously near moiraillegiance in those younger sweeps, before duty and imperial paranoia poisoned the possibility of it. At the same time, the would-be Orphaner spent long stretches near Gl'bgolyb herself. Conditioning his pan against her horrid psychic wailing. Preparing himself for a lifetime beneath the shadow of the Empire. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 239th Imperial Sweep It was during the Royal Courts that he earned the name Dualscar. He spoke out of line before the Empress. A mistake. A singular mistake. The 2x3Dent narrowly missed culling him outright and instead left him permanently scarred. The wound remained across him for the rest of his life. A reminder to himself and everyone else of what becomes of those who fail to respect imperial authority. From then onward, he was no longer merely Cronus Ampora. He was Dualscar. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 240th - 246th Imperial Sweeps As he aged, his attachment to the Empress curdled into flushed longing. Dangerous longing. The sort of longing that could only end in execution if spoken aloud. She, however, grew increasingly wary of him. She understood what her future required. Dualscar had no place within it. Around these same sweeps, he shared a brief spark of kismesissitude with the The Grand Highblood. But neither of them could truly hate the other enough to sustain it. The quadrant withered before it could properly bloom. Still, his work flourished. As for his role as Orphaner? Dualscar was a natural. Culling was already a highblood specialty. Give one a legendary weapon such as Ahab's Crosshairs and suddenly very few things on Alternia remained beyond their reach. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th Imperial Sweep At seventeen sweeps, Dualscar first crossed paths with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. He did not think much of it at the time. Pirates were not his jurisdiction. Letting her go seemed harmless enough. Lightning rarely struck twice. Ahab's Crosshairs, however, certainly did. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th - 330th Imperial Sweeps Over the following sweeps, the rivalry between Dualscar and Mindfang became something far uglier than simple conflict. Their clashes turned personal. Then intimate. Then venomous. Quadrants bled together beneath cannon fire and threats whispered behind closed doors. For a time they remained evenly matched. Dualscar stood at the peak of physical prowess while possessing not a single psychic advantage. Mindfang, meanwhile, became increasingly manipulative and mentally fortified with every passing sweep. As the centuries passed, Dualscar became something almost mythological among imperial circles. Rebels whispered stories of the Orphaner that culled trolls in droves for the Empire rather than merely hunting dangerous lusii. Whether exaggerated or not hardly mattered. Fear spreads easier than truth on Alternia. He stopped stepping onto land whenever possible. By this stage he was no longer merely an Orphaner. He had become the longest-lived and most productive executioner the Empire had ever maintained. And through all of it, Mindfang remained. Sometimes enemy. Sometimes confidant. Sometimes something far worse. -𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Around the 410th Imperial Sweep By the height of the rebellion surrounding The Signless, Dualscar and Mindfang had long since stopped wasting driftwood and cannon fire upon one another. Instead they met privately. Hours within the brig of one ship or the other. Threats. Arguments. Attempted murders. The sort of relationship only Alternia could cultivate. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 490th Imperial Sweep This was the end of Dualscar. He traded heavily for a particular Jadeblood slave connected to the rebellion. He never learned her name. He never cared to. Her appearance alone fascinated him. Ancient. Exhausted. Older than himself. Older than the Empress. Yet still carrying an unnatural youthfulness to her features. She reminded him of the Rainbow Drinkers from gothic fiction. The old horror stories written by Bram Trollker and others alike. He had gifted her to the Marquise. His Kismesis, who, at the time, he was aiming for Vacillation with. She enjoyed it, so much, that it entered her flush. What he was aiming for. In his rage, he had slain the Jadeblood. Often forgetting whether it was his own actions or that of an assassin. Either way, his kismesistude was ended with the Marquise. Dualscar fled from his own ship during daylight hours so she could not pursue him directly. In desperation he sought refuge within the chambers of the Grand Highblood. Instead, he found death. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Death Within the dream bubbles he eventually encountered his descendant, Eridan Ampora. He viewed the boy as a disappointment. Eridan had failed the Heiress. Failed imperial devotion. Even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs before dying at the hands of a Jadeblood. Eventually, though, forgiveness came. Or something close enough to it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Game Era At some point after death, some variation of Jane Crocker restored Dualscar to life. But the resurrection left him hollow. Alternia was gone. No hemospectrum. No lusii. No purpose. He became a relic stranded upon a world that no longer understood what he had once been. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Present Day Now he carries the mantle of Gameward. He watches over a somewhat prosperous island beneath the loose authority of Crocker-affiliated powers. He lives mostly alone. #fishingfriday remains mandatory for him due to the weekly medication schedules required for certain wildlife under his care. Though softened compared to the monster Alternia created, Dualscar remains harsher, crueler, and more violent than nearly anyone around him. A relic of a dead empire still trying to behave as though that empire never fell.
https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/36f810102819.png gra7s(ale pi(s thread the needle between me wanting to show off how hot i am and tr7ing to keep hemoanon7mous
Do you wanna spar.
rapidly approaching. you're all fucked.
((hello! >:] happy to see a mindfang. the clowns were taking over))
-----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆------------------------------------- -OOC- Howdy Howdy. This account is my take on The Grand Highblood. It's a lot of lore that's been developed on servers and other sites galore. So if you have issue interacting with a terrible clown man that has been given release from the Empire's grasp? This is your clown. Muse is spotty. It's not your fault if I don't respond. I just lose and gain muse in odd intervals. I hope you enjoy clowning around as much as I do. >:o) -----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆-------------------------------------
only when they're pissed with themselves. i'm never the direct cause of any upset.
I cannot claim to be a poet of any kind, but I hear the voices of the people and of the world around me, and I endeavor to give form to their thoughts and needs. I am but a humble messenger, in that way.
I'm equipped, certainly. Whether I will have to or not. Well. We shall see, Captain.
It's a pleasure to know there are like-minded, proper individuals present here. I'll admit I need some more time to observe you in turn, to be certain of my appraisal. But I would presume you have nothing to be concerned about.