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7H3 G4M38R0 15 H3R3 4ND H35 G07 7H3 G4M35!!! // ok finally writing a pinned for this asshole. HAHA this is my... slightly different tuna... Ok hes not . really. that different at all I just gave him some hcs and some of my traits n stuff. also I call him tuna just cause I like calling him tuna in my head its not? like some special name for him. but. idk if you need to differentiate him from another mituna you can just call him tuna I guess that works nods. !! TUNA WILL PROBABLY HAVE #substance AND #nsfw AT THE *LEAST* MENTIONED OFTEN. I dont know what else he'll bring up he's kind of a wild card canon wise hes chillin in da dream buzz with the huzz (he has a tula hes d8ing but. not on chittr. yk. cough.) though hes a gayslutbitch/poly so he might flirt with other ppl on here idfk. !! TUNAMUN. H8S H8S H8S CROTUNA. if you want to interact for crotuna interactions GO AWAY. obviously I dont mean cronuses cant interact at all. and I dont mean you cant be your sleazy fish self. but if you want me to do crotuna with you in a gen way ill spit in your face and run away fearfully /j otherwise no big boundaries or anything umm. just that I probably wont get TOO nsfw?? I dont like. rping porny shit that much. aha. but he will probably say a lot lot of pervy things trying 2 follow whatever other captor/dancestor accounts I can because that is fun :) ok idk what else to say. please enjoy my tuna im so scared rping him but im trying my best HAHA https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/UGLYFISH.png also I brought back the fish
y'know, i was 6onna make some post wrin6in' my hands 'n' ummin' 'n' errin' about who i am or what i feel but y'know what fuCk it i wanna be Confident for onCe: polyamory fuCkin' roCks! i am 100% Considerin' myself polyamorous 'n' frankly, i think i always have been! i mean for real thou6h, you think i'm spewin' all this positivity to everyone but i Can only love *one* person in a red way? buddy have i 6ot news for you! and if ya don't like that, well, y'Can make like diarrhea 'n' run! ^◡^
if y'Can't be bothered readin' throu6h all that somehow, then here's the tl;dr: i Can 'n' will fall for folks 'n' aCt on those feelin6s aCCordin6ly for i am unrestrained by the Conventions of this damn quadrant stuff.
...unless you ain't interested in whiCh Case i will not aCt on them. i'm not a priCk.
Exactamundo!!!!!! Tiene Amor Por Todo El Mundo! No Pueden Amarranme
my m@irail was tellin' me she was p@lyam@rus but never really t@ld me what it meant. i th@ught she just had @ne very busy matesprit this wh@le time!! @u@ what a radical way @f thinkin'. i've g@t much t@ learn @f the p@ssibilities @f the universe... c@ngratulati@ns @n finding this @ut ab@ut y@urself, mr. erZhix!! @u@ i've g@t much t@ reflect @n myself, n@w. >u<;
hope ya find the answers you're lookin' for, darlin'! it was real enli6htenin' for me! ^◡^
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lookin' at the timin6 of this post 'n' my last one 'n' raisin' my eyebrow Considerably.
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
i don't need YOU of all motherfuckers to weigh in on this you :o) Very delightful descendant of mine! constantly gettin' shit from alt yous and now you yourself words cant be formed for how much i god damn :o) LOVE you.
I AIN'T NEUTRAL YOU STUPID WENCH I'M A CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR!
OBJECTING TO WAR. THE BITCH MOVE. OF BITCHES.
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i'mA Do yOu dO ThE DiSsErViCe oF GiViNg yOu tHe bEnEfIt oF AnY KiNdA MoThEr fUcKiNg dOuBt aNd jUsT SaY ThAt tHeRe aIn't nO LeVeL Of mOtHeR FuCkInG DiSaPpOiNtMeNt i cOuLd gEt uP AnD StArT FeElInG ThAt'lL SwAy mE To aCtIvElY GeT InVoLvEd iN ThE CeSsAtIoN Of wHaTeVeR ThE FuCk yOu bE ThInKiN' oR DoIn', iNvErTeBrOtHeR. yOu jUsT KeEp dOiN' iT. wEiRd aSs mOtHeR FuCkEr. :o)
:o) This is for the best you :o) AMAZING lil' freak.
okay but if you had to choose
:o) I am wearing a white flower in protest.
Sigh.
:o? Roan? :o) Whatever is the matter.
//while nothing interesting is happening on chit im going onto bedwars to attempt to play and communicate with strangers using only my mituna quirk. this way I both strengthen my ability to type in it fast and also irritate a bunch of sweats (my favorite activity)
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y'all are *suCh* a Cute Couple!
(=^・^=) < MOG!!!! VERY CUTE!!!!
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( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) I'll take your word for it...
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maurke this is g/)/)d news, we can finally be bees
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S)(ello, everyone!!! Are t)(ere any deceased Beac)(foran )(ig)(bloods out t)(ere reading t)(is w)(o is willing to take on a culling assignment in t)(e afterlife? If so, please DM me! I )(ave a very precious little goldblood for you in need of some special care and attention!!! Alternians need not apply. T)(ank you!
D--> I see, you did not specify they were from Beforus. That makes sense then, people should stick to their kind after all. Carry on and my apologies for interfering.
Of course! I'm glad we could clear up your misundersanding!
D--> Then what is. I tr001y unable to find any issue with my original reply outside of that admittedly embarrassing lack of closer e%amination.
...Good question!! I bassumed t)(ere was only one. @twobulgeAtrocious Tuna, darling, w)(ic)( afterlife is it in w)(ic)( you reefside?
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@circuitousTautology Crude jokes aside, )(ere's your answer!
iT'S THAT CULLING SUCKS BAD, oN aLTERNIA AND bEFORUS, tHAT WAS LIKE, tHE ENTIRE MORAL LESSON, cOME ON,
D--> I will admit I have not spent much if any time around our dancestors nor asked in-depth about what culling was like. But from what I have heard it did sound rather pleasant compared to our own definition of the term, although that is not a high bar.
i DO NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU MYSELF, fOR FEAR OF WEIRD NOISES BUT, nO IT MESSED AND MESSES PEOPLE, uP IS MY UNDERSTANDING, eVEN IF THEY REMAIN NOT DEAD,
D--> I see. Even so I do not regret suggesting the tolls I did, I have faith in them to recognise if a system is unjust and to decide not to follow it if they do. I cannot imagine any version of Karkat willingly tormenting another lowb100d, at least the ones that went through proper development at least.
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do not Cull this feller! he's suCh a Cute 6uy! look at 'em! Could ya for6ive yerself?! >︵<
c< Hell tHe fucK NO! >c
he is so niCies! he told me 'Cys' onCe 'n' then immediately took it baCk! ya just don't 6et that nowadays!
D —> There is no need to panic D —> If you were to be culled it would only be because it has been deemed in your best interest D —> Nothing frightening about it
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6uess we'll just have to arran6e for her to be *removed* from offiCe so the real leader Can step into play!
Clever wordplay, young goldblood! You're so smart!! But w)(at a sad sediment. It pains me to )(ear )(ow muc)( you deeptest Beforus' most wondrous societal institution. Per)(aps you've only ever )(ad bad experiences wit)( it...? )(ave you been culled in t)(e past? Let me know t)(e name of your culler(s) so I can swiftly reeducate t)(em!
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Aww... I'm truly sorry to )(ear t)(at! Maybe w)(at you need is a GOOD culling experience to c)(ange your t)(inkpan and s)(ow you just )(ow bent)(icficial it can be. W)(ere are you located? I'll arrange for someone to be sent over post)(aste!!!
O)(? Well, s)(orely t)(ere are )(ig)(bloods in t)(e afterlife t)(at would be more t)(an )(appy to take on t)(e task. You don't )(ave to worry your pretty little )(orns aboat a t)(ing, Tuna! I'll make sure you're well taken care of!
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I am unsure what you are referring to.
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The next election is not held until 3058, but alright.
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I WILL SECEDE AND FORM MY OWN MICRONATION IF YOU ARE EVER PLACED IN ANY GOVERNMENT POSITION. YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME, AND I WILL HAVE MY PERSONAL BORDER GUARDS FLUSH YOUR ASS DOWN THE LOAD GAPER. FOR CLARIFICATION, MY BORDER GUARDS ARE BOTH OF MY DUAL-WIELDED BANSICKLES.
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