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It's SHUFFLE SUNDAY of #VTMB. No theme, no rules, only us and the queue. 8e there or 8e square! https://hyperbeam.com/i/si99vZEN
mY STOMACH NO LONGER HURTS, hORRAY! }:D
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:o) #NowPlaying :o) Charli XCX ft. Kesha - Spring Breakers :o) Oh Charli...Sometimes it feels as though you are the only one who understands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YO2_O1L_YY
Since *s9me* tr9lls, wh9 will remain nameless, cann9t grasp the purp9se 9f as an ask69x and insist 9n using it t9 thr9w childish fits, I will have t9 temp9rarily suspend answering f9r the time 6eing until he either heeds my advice and takes a 6reather 9r simply gets 69red. Ap9l9gies t9 any9ne wh9 was waiting 9n a resp9nse. I will try t9 get t9 it at a later time. Thank y9u f9r y9ur patience.
I deeply suspect y9u aren't s9rry.
Y9u simply just d9n't st9p d9 y9u? /:B
𓁺 ...1T 1S R3ST T1M3 NOT T1M3 FOR M3 TO GO 4ND CH3CK ON 4N ONGO1NG C4S3. 𓁺
any1 else ever feel like theyre wirten by some1 that missed half the source materiesl and is just tryin their harest? *written
Idk why but I'm exh★usted, it's so e★rly still
An9nym9us says:"YY0U 5UCKKC 57U1PD Fy9u kn9w what, I'm actually n9t g9ing t9 dignify this with a resp9nse. @tw96ulgeAtr9ci9us Feel free t9 c9me talk t9 me when y9u're d9ne thr9wing y9ur wriggler tantrum. In the mean time, I highly rec9mmend f9r y9u t9 g9 9utside, take a deep 6reath, and t9uch s9me grass. It'll help y9u calm d9wn. If any9ne has s9me *actual* inquiries 9r questi9n, y9u can find my ask69x 6el9w. #QnA #KankrisAsk69x https://f9rms.gle/1mzxNi3S8sAc8Ter9
ocray ocray im offishally shouting out team skull i forgot to do it earlier. they SAY they gonna be dedicated bad beaches of the craft and im declaring a if they turn out to be lyin imma deep fry each of them in batter clause to this shoutout
Y9u just insulted me again. Y9u cann9t g9 even ten minutes with9ut finding s9me way 9f calling me a rude w9rd.
N9. I'll 9nly tell y9u if y9u ap9l9gize (again) f9r using such der9gat9ry and disrespectful language, and if y9u actually mean it this time. If y9u cann9t muster even that, then I am afraid y9u will never find 9ut what it is y9u said t9 me.
// Btw if we interact and you tell me to DM you and I don't it's nothing personal! I, the mun behind Lanque, am very awkward and don't know how to initiate stuff lol // Very much so playing a character who's not at all like myself
7UN4 4G41N says: "WW417 3WH477 1N57UL7 D1D 13VV3N C4LLY0U 1 D0N734M3M6R H3LL3LP4L50 1M 50RRY TTR1GG3R W4R1NNGNG 7UN4 15 4 DUUM8 FUCKKF3HH4H43" @tw96ulgeAtr9ci9us I'm n9t g9ing t9 repeat it. If y9u d9n't even remem6er what y9u called me, that's y9ur 9wn fault. And it's a sign that y9u sh9uldn't 6e insulting pe9ple wh9 have d9ne n9thing t9 deserve y9ur ire anyway. I h9pe next time y9u think twice a69ut the things y9u say in 9ther pe9ple's G9regle f9rms. Ap9l9gy accepted. #QnA #KankrisAsk69x https://f9rms.gle/1mzxNi3S8sAc8Ter9
Trying not to have my hopes up. They're just rubbing it in our faces at this point.
1F 1 G3T TR4SH3D 3NOUGH P3RH4PS 1 W1LL CONS1D3R OP3N1NG MY QU4DR4NTS 3NOUGH #SUBST4NC3 #QU4DR4NTSTUFF
((Fuck my fool ass it was ooc.
ii'm not taggiing my vaguepo2tiing. iif you don't know who ii'm talkiing about that'2 your problem.
illness strikes..
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aS FUN AS ALL THAT WAS,,, i STILL THINK i MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM cHITTR, fOR A WHILE, i DUNNO,,, i NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,
((i'm sorry for posting like that the other night. this is a bit personal, but i've been unable to get access to my medication for my mental illnesses recently (they cancelled my medicaid out of the blue and i didn't realize for months) and while i did have extras leftover that i've been able to take for these last few months, as of like the start of this week i've been 100% unmedicated for OCD, depression, anxiety, and bipolar. my compulsions, intrusive thoughts, and especially my mood swings were/are in full effect and it isn't pretty. i have not had full control over my mind and actions and i hate it, so much. i'm sorry for letting that show here, and especially in front of people i really care about. i applied for medicaid again last month but they are absolutely waiting the full 30 day limit before they review my application so i'm just sort of left out to dry in the meantime. i will probably take a break from chittr for the sake of my mental health until i can get fully medicated again. if you want to get in contact with me for any reason you can reach me on discord at lunaalex.
wwhy do i exclusivvely attract indigo trash someone PLEASE enlighten me cause clearly im missin some vvital clue
Can these Striders stop being attractive for like five minutes I am trying to THINK.
i thought we was having fun
:<< <I hope I do not appear idiotic while I.. Re-learn to walk. It'sss rather sssilly but I'm both usssed.. and not usssed to being ssso tall. I imagine thisss isss a ssside effect of whatever processssss created me.
Hey, quest-takers! Some users are wondering how our reward system works, and we'd like to shed some light on the situation! I make admin 2 do it all ask him idfk
i don't know what votin' is 6oin' on but as far as the whole toppin6/bottomin6 thin6 6oes, it's a little bit of a moot point t'me beCause i'm both a bottom 'n' a submissive, so-- ^◡^' #su66estive
OH, NO.
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well yeah you do sicknasty skateboard tricks sure but the other skaters are still going to make fun of you in the beginning of the movie also skateboarding is weirdly important to this small town you moved to recently so yeah thats really going to knock your social cred down a little bit but don't worry by the end of the movie youre going to win the hearts of everybody with your sicknasty skateboarding tricks again because the town is weirdly obsessed with skateboarding
there's like two people in soCiety you really shouldn't try stealin' from: Clowns, 'n' Couriers. the latter'll probably shoot ya dead. the former'll make ya wish ya'd 6one for the latter.
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WOK3 UP TOD4Y W1TH 4 H34D4CH3 4ND THROW1NG UP! FUN! #3M3TOPHOB14
US TOO??? #cagttl FUCKKKK
yeah, it's a little off-puttin' but... up to folks who they wanna see i s'pose! suCh is life. u◡u
im starting to realize im blocked by more than a few people i havent interacted with. i guess i am a bit silly! i dunno.
(¯▿¯) Cronus Amporas sure make it difficult to speak to them sometimes... I love friendly people, but they sure are VERY too friendly! ( ˙▿˙ ) I should really be careful...
m'sorry, mituna. u︵u
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// i do have plans for this little fucker right here. he will die. he will join the after life soon. he just needs to get to that point. for those interested in this imposter, dont worry he will be around even after he finally joined the dreams but i intend on him doing what he can to really apologize for what he did. hes still a karkat. he still takes all the blame onto himself but in the same breath he doesnt want to be hated as much as he hates himself. a few things will never change like the fact that he called himself a limeblood when he very much was not. hes still to scared of others knowing what he really is. or the fact that this whole event will way on his mind forever. but he is willing to be "fixed". so if you want to join in trying to make this man see his faults and stuff, please come join the fun! #Talkofdeath
iif ii get anymore dumb me22age2 iim goiing two get a headache 2o bad only an entiire bottle of mediiciine wiill be able two cure iit. #targeted #vaugepo2tiing
revwerse uno. looks vwhos talking. nowv, hop off my chit. your blatant impairment is scaring the hoes.
(( guys bear with me as i fight this quirk thank u ilysm
YES, I KNOW. I'M AWARE THAT I HAVEN'T MADE A CHITT IN AGES. THE ARID DESERT I'VE LEFT BEHIND IN MY ABSENCE COULDN'T *POSSIBLY* GET ON WITHOUT THE ENRICHMENT I PROVIDE BY BEING A HATEFUL LITTLE TERMITE ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY. BEHOLD — THE BLOSSOMING OASIS OF FUCKS THAT I GIVE. OOPS. TOO BAD. IT WAS A MIRAGE. THERE ARE NO FUCKS. YOU JUST ATE A MOUTHFUL OF SAND. GET BENT, ASSHOLES. WHATEVER. FUCK THIS. I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME, RIGHT NOW. DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME. THIS SITE TRAINS PEOPLE TO SHOUT EVERY THOUGHT THEY THINK OFF THE TOP OF THEIR PAN WITHOUT HALF A FUCK'S WORTH OF WELL-NEEDED PONDERANCE. INCLUDING ME. AND FUCK ME FOR THAT. AND FUCK ALL OF YOU, TOO.
Some people who I assumed we were on neutral ground have me blocked. This is incredibly upsetting and makes my stressdongle twitch.
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BLOW MYSELF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My worst fear is getting an ingrown toenail
SOME BITCHES. MAN.
Interesting.
#TWDEATH #KULLING #SELFBLAME OK I AM GOING TO POST THIS AS A WAY TO FINALLY GET MY SIDE OF THE STORY OUT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHOM DON’T KNOW ME I’LL BE SHORT WITH THIS. MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. SOME WILL KNOW ME AS THE IMPOSTER. I AM A LIME BLOOD WHO LACKS THE ABILITY OF MY BLOOD CASTE. NOW ON TO MY SIDE OF THE STORIES THAT HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT ME. THE DAY THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THE MINES AND BURN OFF THE GASES BUILT UP DOWN THERE I WALKED AWAY FROM MY POSTED STATION TO TRY AND FIND ONE OF MY HIGHER UPS TO EXPLAIN MY SITUATION. THIS TOOK LONGER THAN EXPECTED AND BEFORE I COULD FIND THE BASTARD THE MINES HAD EXPLODED AND MANY DIED FROM IT. I CURRENTLY SIT HERE IN THIS DIRTY UNCOMFORTABLE CELL NOW. AND I’M GOING TO ROT HERE FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE DUE TO MY NEGLIGENCE. THOUGH I DO THINK I WAS ACUTELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES THAT WERE LOST THAT DAY MAY I ALSO SAY THAT THE TESTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONDUCTED IN A MUCH BETTER MANNER TO KEEP SOMEONE LIKE MYSELF FROM SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS. IT ISN’T MY FAULT I WAS BORN WITHOUT THE ABILITIES OF MY CASTE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYONE I TRYED TO TELL DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD THEM MY BLOOD DOES NOT HARNESS THE SAME AS MY CASTE. THE WORKINGS THERE NEED TO BE REFORMED. I WILL ALSO STATE I AM VERY SORRY TO THOSE WHO CARED FOR THE TROLLS WHO DIED IN THIS INCIDENT. I.. I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD TAKE ME THAT LONG TO TRY AND GET SOMEONE’S HELP… IT SITS SQUARELY ON MY SHOULDERS AND I HOPE WHEREVER THEY WENT IN THE AFTERLIFE WAS SOMEWHERE COMFORTABLE AND NICE…
do you know how fucked up it is to forget shit as a being who can supposedly remember most anything
For the record, my matesprit did not slide into my DMS. He simply posted a Chitt about how he made a trebuchet, and I have been harassing him ever since.
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
home. strip. Cupe. fuCk around in dms. sleep. in that order. 6'li6ht.
People still love my show! :D
2iince karkat ii2 now apparently a food criitiic on thii2 2iite ii2 there anythiing el2e ii 2hould know 2o ii can preemptiively take more tylenol and iibuprofen???
everyone has their friend wwwwho's wwwwillfully digging their owwwwn grave. i wwwwon't say anything though it'll be mmmmine too #loyalty
Ah. The individual I joined Chittr for in hopes of garnering a closer relationship and su8sequent possi8le quadrant with is, as they say, taken in said quadrant of interest. This is of little consequence as it now allows me to engage in the #serketcircuit for longer.
Nothing is 8eneath you if you were never dredged from the 8ottom to 8egin with, I suppose.
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I somewhat underestim8ted how many turntechGodhead's there were on this platform, and now I cannot find the particular one which I saw host a new 8adge for document8tion.
:33 < befurrus is a fucked up backwards world. :33 < and the highbloods fureak me out even more than on pawlternia
how do i delete someone elses profile and also erase their memory of my profile and also not get my ass kicked again
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
if anyone is reading this please god send memes im so fucking bored they took everything out of the room even the goddamn bed i am in a glorified box
im sad i got ghosted :(
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am i annoying?? :/
That was exhausting.
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my fingers are tööfucjign big för the keyböard
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i put up with many 0f the gimmicks two the best 0f my socially diseased mutant thinkpan but i draw the line at strider furry rants0na. can't do it. sending tw0 the bye dimension.
꒰alternia's got talent disqualified me for shooting a judge with a grappling hook꒱
they done shot him dead...
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fumbled the jade that fucks all women thats the dove guarantee
-> I Would Vote For You But I Already Swore Fealty To Chchow = Your Total Is $4.20
man get that fucking cueball off my feed the fuck block button saves the day again
i don't think troll nnitski is going to help nne this tinne.
'new empress' im rite )(ere
((And like as a Damara rper specifically it's so aggravating 😭
:33< what do mew mean hell tiers a thing and nyat just a bit vriskas do? :33< no i dont read beyond cannon dont at meow
always with these GOD. DAMN. CLOWNS!!!
maybe we can make like arts and crafts on etsy thats what unemployed girls do right?
i havent got anything tho im gonna cull mythelf
((so he's still doing it huh :\ ))
i just got fucking fired
Who changed my everyone i know has magic powers in my liked songs to this shit...
Bro people keep getting intimidated and blocking me smh Btw mods add the hotel Transylvania badge https://i.postimg.cc/2Sx8Gh2c/hotel-gif-e7e0d2cb4a521503786bf187c3090174.gifᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆ I saw a bug! #yay
You Know The Worst Part Of Vague Posting Is When The Intended Audience Doesn't See The Post.
YOU KNOW, out of respect for my dear B-EST-EST FRI-END ever and because I read t)(e ot)(er Cronus' work earlier, I decided I s)(ould give t)(is one a c)(ance too. It's... V-ERY CR-EATIV-E! Good job! 38)
:o) You are welcome :o) My friend.
OOUGH I would 8ut it’s so late, I’ll fall asleep in there if I join now. next time tho !! !! Tell everypuppy I said hi !! #horse4eva
:o) Understood. they's on my shitlist.
I love being able to talk to my descendant so freely )(ere on C)(ittr. It makes me wis)( s)(e )(adn't crabandoned )(er duties to live on t)(e moon. 38(
karkat i know we already had a breakthrough in regards to the fighting alternate versions of ourselves, but i am beginning to understand your position more and more :/
i would rather destroy my mental health than see any singular rose unhappy
As it were, I am.
Filegarden, baby, this isn't your heart.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven malfunctioning. Malfunctioning. Structural damage detected. ... My calculations tell me this appliance has been demolished. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
I DECIDED I WON'T BE FIGHTING TONIGHT BECAUSE THE THING BEYOND THE VEIL TOLD ME TO!!! THAT'S OKAY THOUGH I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE THERE!!! #FIGHTNIGHT
Sorry for not posting much, I have existence issues.
sorry mituna :(
⬭ just hated a chit by accident. my entire career is over. i had a good run. ⬭
@uranianUmbra#4373 @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @golgothasTerror Ahem. Slumber party! Tonight. Starting ASAP. Haul your rumps over here. I have all the necessary preparations.
Such an ungrateful alternate timeline pupil.
How do p3opl3 k33p g3tt1ng 1t wrong. 1 4M NOT BL1ND. 1 L4CK S3NS3 OF SM3LL.
oh, dear. my trollsona is on chittr. ^~^;
the wh0le getting fucked by illness a week straight has me actually needing two eat m0re than once this week. the fuck d0 i even get now? 0pen forum.
can't need tha mony ::::((((((((
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WHAT DID I MISS. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF ACRID, BEFOULING STENCH IN THE AIR ON CHITTR TONIGHT. CAN SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW?
i could absolutely have been a k-pop idol you know aside from the fact that im not korean
h0w much d0 y0u want t0 bet she's g0ing t0 fuck him. #dashwatching #specificp0sting #heycr0cker
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
I DONT HAVVE RINGS YET I AINT PROPOSING WWITHOUT RINGS!
None of you understand "don't feed the trolls", do you? Though I admit the phrase could easily be taken wrongly...
they kicked me out of the rainforest cafe for telling the animatronic trumpeting trunkbeast to turn to the nearest table of patrons and kill and kill and keep killing they can silence me but they can’t silence my message
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GUYS LISTEN!!! LET'S NOT KULL CRONUS LIKE WE DID WITH ZEBRUH!!!! BECAUSE I, DEXTER, WOULD BE SAD FOR ABOUT...10 MINUTES...BUT THAT IS A VERY LONG TIME FOR ME!!!!!!
s0mehow pe0ple always forget this was and is the default. tw0 much reminiscing wondering h0w it mightve gone differently until y0u encounter 0ne again and realize that no it went exactly h0w it always would and sh0uldve.
oh. wow.
...Christ even when i have him bloCked i Can tell what's 6oin' on. alri6ht i 6otta level with y'all ri6ht here 'n' now 'Cus i'm fuCkin' nauseous: if that motherfuCker - and y'know who i mean - isn't 6ettin' stopped, if he's just 6onna be allowed to post that dis6ustin' shit and 6et away with it for whatever dumbfuCk reason some Cretins are Comin' up with, i'm strai6ht up just deletin'. ain't no fuCkin' way we're just allowin' that shit to be posted with impunity. there ain't any fuCkin' reason he should be 6ettin' praised, ain't any reason he should have apolo6ists baCkin' him for whatever reason but here we are. edit: i had some time to Calm down, level out. i'm probably not 6oin' to be deletin', but today has been mentally exhaustin' unlike anythin' else. sorry folks.
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The wworst part is there's twwo bein wweird and sleazy at the same fuckin time, I can't deal wwith twwo at once here man!!!
-- terminallyCapricious' [TC] palmhusk has melted! --
hello evveryone i just wwoke up wwhat a delightful day wwe are havving no havve i missed anything of import
... I will concede. Gamzee Makara thwarted my security detail and proceeded to knock the seeds straight out of my melon. A handful of times. A handful of dozen of times, if his posts are to be believed. Pardon me if I have trouble keeping count. But they say that the way to a man's heart ultimately is through his stomach. And folks, have I EVER got supper in the oven.
ATTENTION @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. THIS IS, APPARENTLY, YOUR HANDLER SPEAKING. LOOK, TIMELINES ARE COMPLICATED AND SO IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE, BUT YOU WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR. SO HERE IT IS. HERE IS YOUR TACTICAL RESPONSE. I GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET. YOU CONTAIN WITHIN YOU THE UNBRIDLED BURNING FUCKAGEDDON-IGNITING HEAT OF A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS. IT IS THE HEAT OF A FULL-BLOWN REACTOR MELTDOWN, AND IT FEELS LIKE NO QUANTITY OF CONCRETE AND BORON, NO MATTER HOW CYCLOPEAN THE SIZE OF THE FAT FUCKING DUMPSCUTTLETRUCK THAT BACKS IT UP, COULD POSSIBLY QUENCH THE FALLOUT OF THIS *THERMONUCLEAR* CRASH-OUT YOU ARE HAVING. AND BY THE METRIC OF YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED, LOOP-DE-LOOP HOPBEAST CARNIVAL LOGIC HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR SLUDGY THINKPAN RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUSTIFIED. THAT ASSHOLE'S HORNS STOLE HER GANDERBULBS AWAY FROM YOU FOR FIVE SWEET, PRECIOUS SECONDS, AND IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEN YOU'LL SCOOP THEM OUT WITH A SERRATED LARGE ROUND BUNCHFRUIT SPOON AND SPREAD THEM ON TOAST. BUT, TO QUOTE THE INSIPID VERNACULAR OF A BESPECTACLED DIPSHIT RAP GOD I AM SO BALEFULLY ACQUAINTED WITH, YOU ARE CURRENTLY, AS THEY SAY, "SCARING THE HOES." SO IT IS WITH THE REQUISITE CLEARANCE CODES AND THE EN ROUTE BALLISTIC MISSILE OF MY CATASTROPHIC FULL-BORE PALE POWER THAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, MAN. WE CAN WATCH TROLL AIR BUD, IF YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH *UP TO FIVE* OF THE TROLL AIR BUD MOVIES WITH YOU. SIGH. -- CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SENT YOU A PAP. --
what a bad time to be hUngry, me thinks. :u
1 p1ssed off my h1ghblooded fr1end }:"^)
NOT 1N TH4T W4Y. -_-
never started, unfortunately. hope y'all have fun. my stomaCh's too weak for it after today. x︵x
Guh.
gyuuhHH our thinkpan huurTS!! ..i guuh!? we DId i think / whaTS..!..
❀࿐ evven in death, i am not immune to stubbing my toe on furniture.
:o( You didn't have to do that.
cronus.... buddy.... you cant be saying all that....
SORRY 1 GOT D1STR4CT3D WH4T H1T TH3 T1M3L1N3
ya don't 6otta draw anythin' you don't want to, pardner. yer Comfort first 'n' all that!
I AM BACK FROM MY LONG DAY IN THE LONG DAY DIMENSION. SINCE I BASICALLY DID JACK SQUIGGLY SHIT ON THE TIMELINE TODAY, I WILL SAY THIS. IF HE WANTS TO GET HUNTED DOWN LIKE A FLEETBEAST AND CHASED AROUND A TREE, THAT'S HIS PREROGATIVE. I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT HE'LL WANT ME TO CATCH HIM. LEADERSHIP IS ABOUT KNOWING WHEN TO DELEGATE A TASK, AND THIS IS ONE FOR THE *REAL* ADORABLOODTHIRSTY ONES. #MYMATESPRIT IS ENTITLED TO HIS ENRICHMENT. YES, I STILL THINK IT'S STUPID AND CRAZY. NO, I WILL NOT TELL HIM TO STOP. UNLESS HE COMES BACK IN TEARS, IN WHICH CASE I MIGHT GO INTO SUCH AN APOPLECTIC LACUNA THAT MY PURE, UNFETTERED ANGER SEARS OPEN A HOLE IN SPACE-TIME AND BEGINS SOME KIND OF VILLAIN ARC FOR ME. AND NO ONE WOULD TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY NO MATTER WHAT I DID, SO LET'S JUST NOT.
why / am i / not asleep
The face of utter disgust and despair I made when I saw this. Never interact with me again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c94a93f0a74e.png
cancelling me vwas already bad enough, but nowv you vwant to cull me ovwer a joke? howv rude. you people just don't realize howv hurtful your vwords can be. i'm a sensitivwe guy, you knowv?
enjoy your... holiday? i have no idea what is going on. #dashwatching
trollbama its rlly rude to pity a woman on #yuriday
alright back tw0 the eternal war
fuck cats >:(
Oh god, my matesprit is picking a fucking fight with the sgrub devs.
"2o proton VVhat do you do for fun" II lIIve IIn fuckIIn earth c mIInne2ota there2 fuck all to do except go to the lake http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/05/13/YOURE-GOING-TO-THE-LAKE.png
WH4T H4PP3N3D TO TH3 TT TH3 #T3R3Z1T4K3OV3R D1D 1 M1SS 1T????!!
negot♊︎at♊︎on2 2uck..
By the way, the Trolltism badge isn't entirely a joke. I have the social awareness of a Generic Cube sometimes. Which isn't really a horrorterror thing because I was like that before the whole "god tier" and "cosmic horrors" and all of that stuff.
Five Nights at the Gray House; it's just the average working day, my Cabinet is just insane at times. That guy killed a drone bare handed, Meenah is around, Madame Lalonde is VP. Rankmaid is there and so is my matesprit. It doesn't get scarier than that.
Uuuuuuuugh. I have to deal with some8ody I hate in the entirely unfun "please just leave me alone" way. ::::(
(=ｘェｘ=) < HE WAS SO CUTE! WHY DID HE BECOME SO GREASY!!? #WHYYYYYY
1 lov3 m1tun4. <3
i keep reading 'chit' as 'shit' and y'all Wish you had My aMount of WhiMsy
>https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1465122940872949990/1504194113904316567/image.png?ex=6a06196f&is=6a04c7ef&hm=74c910525811ab5e6ce65aacd5b1d2bdfd507b692c0e352aa5536884d7777a9e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=915&height=392 WHO LEAKED MY BABY PHOTOS .
(( being chit anon mod is so funny because i do not pay attention to the actual IC drama going around so im like "who are hald of these people whats happening" </3 ))
You know, I must say I will almost miss Damara when the time comes for her true master to take her. As much of an irritation as her pointless defiance is.
i lied im not going to bed i just didnt wanna play among us
#chittrhappyhavoc wait what... roro? roro you killed rose? https://i.ibb.co/dw4w3rlk/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc lalonde down lalonde downnn https://i.ibb.co/yfcmvs27/image.png
...alri6ht, i Can see this plaCe is about t'beCome unusable for a full hour soon so that's fun, and i'm tired and a li'l blue from the party earlier, so... 6onna 6et some sleep. hit my dms if y'need me. if not, i'll see ya tomorrow. 6ood li6ht!
#chittrhappyhavoc wellll uhhh that happened... do i do another round? https://i.ibb.co/k6zng7vz/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc iiiiiitss lixxun! https://i.ibb.co/6rzvhmd2/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc name taken quite literally https://i.ibb.co/fyxzcpy0/image.png
For moral reasons, no offense to Tavros, Tavros, Tavros, or Trover.
#chittrhappyhavoc @barackobama i am so sorry with the deepest part of my heart the game chose this not me https://i.ibb.co/tjsffdj/image.png
(SHE’S S0 C00L. JUST LIKE MINE IS ALS0 C00L. WHY ARE THEY S0 C00L. DELETE LATER.)
we start off with a double murder #chittrhappyhavoc https://i.ibb.co/6c98yprB/image.png
i got fuckin atted for no fuckin reason so noww im payin attention to this site again
Okay when I said I was interested in getting into an altercation, I meant moreso with another troll. Not Lord fucking English. Clearly I was not clear enough on that front, my apologies.
SHE PUT FUCKING GREEN PAINT IN THE CABINETS. G0DDAMNIT. H0W D0 I EVEN GET M0RE GREEN THAN I ALREADY WAS F0RCED T0 WEAR???
I Have The Strangest Feeling That Something Concerning Is About To Happen To Me Again
pardner, ya 6ot a kill- oop. sCrolled. sorry pardner.
𓆩♡𓆪 → The R♤nkm♤id just → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → P♤ssed ♡ut fr♡m ♤ n♡sebleed. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
you drive your vehicle through a wall one time and suddenly you duhnno how to park normal and theres sand stuck in the carapace of your soul that you will never be able to scrub clean
@archiveAddict its a shame y0ure missing fl0rids hive party hateb0t and larks0 are naked t0gether right n0w
asked beau the if he would love me if i was a worm question. bad news gang.
coddamn it
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I just got... handed this? https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/2026-05-12_17.11.46.png Okay? ]
D --> Haha woah
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
I hope the next y★oi h★s hype moments ★nd ★ur★
vwowv rude much?
fuck yes sorry babe youre hot and all but cros going to the top
tHE BAR SCENE ON eARTH C IS FUN AND ALL, i MEET A LOT OF COOL PEOPLE, bUT i AM STARTING TO THINK i SHOULD TAKE A BREAK, fROM IT, i MEAN, i AM SURE i AM JUST READING PATTERNS WHERE THERE ARE NONE, bUT,,,,,,,, i KEEP ATTRACTING A CERTAIN SORT,,,,,,,,
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i broke the exile terminal oops! now im back at the party lol
Terri8le.
Still recruiting for jade Barkley hunger games This is a shit show so far
haha wow uh i just had one of these moments but less cute and with more broken glass https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0a42d25bda0.png
kult this kull that beach i aint doin NOT)(IN for less than 50k an thats a looong wave to ride so yall gon be waitin for a whale congrats 2 those who are already there tho i dont got dat energy yet eelmao
fuck!!!!!!
FUCK!!
(=^･ω･^=) < MORE SHIP ART! H33H33!!! #H33H33 #MALEPATTERNBALDNESS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9839e1a2dc2.png
im alvways thinking about vwinning
BULLS)(IT
okay chittr.ing constituents how do i ask a human "are we matesprits yet" because honestly i can't tell
i really did just walk baCk into a party and then yap for like ten strai6ht minutes to everyone in attendanCe. i mean i was invited to do it but still... felt 6ood thou6h. folks just sat and listened. made me feel all warm. ^◡^
i cant fuckin B-ELI-EV-E i didnt efin get KILL-ED i just randomly bled out thats so lame
Imagine a poor, sad little (6'2) maroon blood being dragged by the leg to the gym by a slightly larger, bulkier maroon. There are clawmarks in the floor in this scenario in your mind palace.
// File Garden is being weird today for some reason blehhh
https://i.postimg.cc/9fYpw9gW/image-2026-05-12-182835115.png so much for #megidomay
https://i.postimg.cc/LX7mtJhb/image-2026-05-12-181627105.png short break to grieve the fallen
IF BROSEPH KILLS ME ITS IMPORTANT TO KNOW IT WAS DEEPLY HOMOEROTIC
EVERY SO SCARY!!! WE DONT Hey?..?! dont hurt us we're so nice!..! Σ(ﾉдヽ)
https://i.postimg.cc/h4kShQkn/image-2026-05-12-180139770.png knytte is out
P31x3s, 1f 1 d13 f1rst 1n th1s s1mul4t1on, 1 w1ll f1n3 you for 3v3ry f1sh pun.
My matesprit is.. Really mad right n9w. He keeps ram6ling and thr9wing 9ut insults and swears. I'm trying t9 calm him d9wn 6ut it d9esn't seem t9 6e w9rking. Any advice?
< HONESTLY, I CAN'T BE SURPRISED. THERE WAS A MEULIN WHO WANTED TO SEE ME FUCK ANOTHER ME AFTER A FIGHT, SO REALLY SHAME ON ME. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/557E38F9324B.GIF #SELFCEST #GIF #NSFW >
#CabinetFightNight but it's just me and my small army of people (and also Troll Aoi Todo?) banding together to keep me alive during this mass slaughter.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CABINET FIGHT NIGHT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
The humans in my Cabinet are once again no longer scary—just deeply concerning. Except for Madame Lalonde, she is still slightly scary.
...Hello yess my moirail callss me a "twink" what doess that mean...
it DOESN'T count as losing if your dice EXPLODE !!
Wikipe-tan underestimated¹ the multiversal nature of Chittr! ¹ (⌒o⌒;)
Why the hell does troll wikipedia have me blocked???
sometimes i just really hate mitunas. a lot of them are really fucking annoying. to vwhere it pisses me off to the point my vwery owvn matesprit has to intervwene and calm me dowvn
homer drops his donut homer spills his soda
yeah yeah thank2 for the bump iin number2 ii gue22..
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wwhat the fuck ii2 goiin on???? am ii mii22iin 2ome kiinda memo??
wwhatevver our pu2her2 de2iire..
you get me peanut..
mm...... let’2 be evviil together..
wwe aren"t lonely.. ii"m not playiin 2port2..
MY NOTIIFIICATIION2!!
wwe hate evverythiing..
=ΣB|
ugh..
on my round2..
claww 2liipped.. =ΣB/
wwe havve enough kult twwo reque2t a vveriifiicatiion badge but ii kiind of don"t wwant iit.. wwa2 there a devveriifiied badge?? can"t remember..
ii"m twwo lazy twwo a2k riight noww,, ii"ll do iit later,, ii havve hate round2 twwo take care of..
2howwer..
wwe"re bored.. 2ee ya later..
thii2 wwiill nevver happen,, wwe aren"t wworriied..
at 20k kull ii"ll kii22 lovve bot but al2o batman.. 🙄🙄
aughh..
my notiifiicatiion2 are explodiing becau2e of my la2t po2t..
MIITUNA WWHAT THE FUCK!!
read abovve..
iim drowwniing cau2e a miituna-
help-
FUCK!!
20K KULT IIN2TEAD 20K KULT IIN2TEAD!!!!!!
right i forgot that jades (harleys) can do anything. unstoppable force.
whuy am i shakin?
motherfucking agreed.
gsmmezees a lrlly food kisser gguhs hhot dann. #substances #soporposting
:o) Do not worry about it, Mr. Captor. :o) Hello.
:o) Hmmm...Intriguing. :o) It has been some time.
I'm never playing minecraft with Roxy again.
still no professional Courier bad6e so the site is still washed. u︵u
I wish when I went to search my name to see if anyone had any questions for me, that it wasn't just a congreg8tion of random users listing my name on their 'smash or pass' post.
i smell sulfur / i think i'm skipping this subgrub
h0rnyp0sting is n0t my true self. i will dedicate my existence t0 being weird in my m0re usual capacity. 0u0