TH3 JUST1C4R
@guidingConfession
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR. SH3/TH3Y.
[Pinned OOC post to update as needed. Please don't reply] This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, incarceration, murder and genocide. No Game/Rebel AU In collaboration with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws & @twireAvenged Terezi Pyrope aka the Justicar - took the redglare title out of spite towards Vriska and a bit towards the church. (the courts don't like it) - spent more time than she'd have liked during her legislacerator training on clurch ships and keeps getting put back on them - short and specializes in close quarter fighting - really bad at flat out lying but great at telling half truths - has some really weird dreams that often come true - on the thinnest of ice re: avoiding being culled - recently requested transfer to her current ship to "help keep an eye on some of the troublesome prisoners" based on a gut feeling
𓁺 MY P4N HURTS 4ND 1'M JUST 4BOUT TO R1P SOM3ON3'S NUGBON3 OFF B3C4US3 OF 1T. #V1OL3NC3 𓁺
𓁺 1 4M NOT 3CST4T1C 4BOUT HOW TH3 N3GOT14T1ONS W3NT WH1CH 1S 4 GOOD S1GN OF COMPROM1S3. 𓁺
Y0U'R3 50 5M4R7 70 KN0W H0W 70 D34L W17H 7H47 57UFF 4ND 83 50 53LF 4W4R3 480U7 7H3 5UCC355
𓁺 TH4NKS. K1ND OF W1SH 1T D1DN'T G1V3 M3 SUCH 4 P4N 4CH3 BUT H3R3 W3 4R3 𓁺
𓁺 TRY1NG TO F1ND PR3C3D3NT FOR 4 R3C3NT H3LM R3QU3ST 1S...D1FF1CULT. 𓁺
𓁺 C4S3 NUMB3R 2772... C4S3 NUMB3R 3642... C4S3 NUMB3R 1773... C4S3 NUMB3R 4131... 𓁺
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case number 1738
𓁺 1 C4NT B3L13V3 TH3 H3LM H4S OUT3D MY SL33P SCH3DUL3 TO TH3 4DM1R4L. >:[ 𓁺
𓁺 1T H4D B3TT3R B3 SL33P1NG. 𓁺
𓁺 1F 1 COM3 UP TH3R3 4ND 4SK YOU TO LOOK M3 1N TH3 3Y3S 4ND 4NSW3R TH3 QU3ST1ON W1LL 1 SM3LL TH3 TRUTH? 𓁺
𓁺 TH3 TROLL WHO H4S B33N 4CCUS1NG @4RS3N1CB4TH3DCL4WS OF B31NG B3H1ND TH3 F1SH 1NC1D3NT 1S NOW 1N M3D1C4L. FOR UNR3L4T3D R34SONS. 𓁺
"i couldnt have asked fur a better legal offense"
𓁺 GOR3GL3 HOW TO M4K3 H3LMSTROLL S4F3 C4K3 𓁺
𓁺 SOM3ON3 H4S M1CROW4V3D F1SH 1N TH3 SH4R3D NUTR1T1ONBLOCK. 𓁺
𓁺 1 KNOW TH4T MUCH. ONC3 1 F1ND OUT *WHO* 1T 1S TH3N TH3R3 M1GHT B3 #BLOOD. #V1OL3NC3 𓁺
"i swear it wasnt me, in spite of the purrblic accusations. efurryone with half a pancell would know i prefur my fish raw."
𓁺 1 KN3W 1T W4SN'T YOU TH3 S3COND YOU ST4T3D 4S MUCH. WHO'S ST1LL TRY1NG TO BL4M3 YOU? 1 PROM1S3 1'LL JUST T4LK TO TH3M. 𓁺
𓁺 H4RD TO SL33P SO 1T'S ONC3 4G41N T1M3 TO W4ND3R TH3 SH1P 𓁺
𓁺 H4H4. SOM3ON3 JUST TR13D TO BR1B3 M3 TO G3T OUT OF TR41N1NG. 𓁺
𓁺 JUST C4UGHT ON3 OF TH3S3 1D1OTS TRY1NG TO US3 41 TO 4NSW3R TH3 KNOWL3DG3 T3ST. 41RLOCK T1M3 FOR YOU! #V1OL3NC3 #D34TH 𓁺
"= aaaairlock! yes. yes. finally someone is posting some real shit. ="
𓁺 SOM3 OF TH3S3 TROLLS H4V3 N3V3R STUD13D 1N TH31R L1F3 4ND 1T SHOWS SO D33PLY. 𓁺
𓁺 W4S G1V1NG 4 BUNCH OF CYN1C4L 4ND GRUMPY OLD TROLLS FR33 R31GN OV3R TR41N1NG D4Y 4 GOOD 1D34? M4YB3 NOT BUT 1'M NOT GO1NG TO CORR3CT TH4T. 𓁺
𓁺 H3H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H4H4 𓁺
𓁺 G3NU1N3LY 3XC1T3D FOR TR41N1NG 𓁺
/\ They keep saying that this is the natural order of things /\ /\ But that's the thing, isn't it? /\ /\ They keep saying it /\ /\ Enforcing it /\ /\ Don't need to enforce shit for things that are actually natural /\
/\ Yeah I know it's freak hours /\ /\ This could also apply to some #nsfw stuff /\ /\ Possibly /\
𓁺 1 H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D TH4T 1F 1 M4K3 MY N1C3 T34 34RLY TH3N 1T DO3S NOT G3T T4K3N. WH1CH M34NS 1'V3 GOT MY T34, MY BUG SN4CK (4ND SP4R3), 4ND 1'M 3N ROUT3 TO TH3 H3LMSBLOCK. GOOD ST4RT TO TH3 D4Y. 𓁺
𓁺 TH3 SP4R3 BUG TR34T 1 T4K3 W1TH M3 TO TH3 H3LMSBLOCK 1S 1N C4S3 1 W4NT 4NOTH3R ON3. 4NY 4CCUS4T1ONS TH4T 1T 1S FOR TH3 H3LMSTROLL 4R3 1NCORR3CT. 1T JUST H4PP3NS TO G3T TH3 SP4R3 SN4CK 3V3RY T1M3 B3C4US3 1 DO NOT W4NT 1T. DO NOT 4SK M3 FOR 4 SP4R3 BUG TR34T 1T 1S NOT FOR YOU. 𓁺
not even for me?
Y1PPEE!! 1 dont even go there! maybe the helmsman would l1ke 1t on my behalf
𓁺 1 COULD GO 34T BUT TH3R3'S 4LSO 4NOTH3R C4S3 TO R34D THROUGH. 𓁺