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@twobulgeAtrocious
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For the record, my matesprit did not slide into my DMS. He simply posted a Chitt about how he made a trebuchet, and I have been harassing him ever since.
what the hell a trebuchet? man thats *gotta* be cool as fuck
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/01/b6/5b01b6f14092d6131ac197ea73bc1a46.jpg
i mean i know what one looks like i just find the contraption cool
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I AM PUTTING TOGETHER AN ELITE STRIKE FORCE OF SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS TO BE DEPLOYED AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE IN TIMES OF GREAT NEED. PLEASE APPLY BELOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND WILLING.
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ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ The!! The way you're talking! It's like you're falling apart...!!
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maurke this is g/)/)d news, we can finally be bees
I'm not accepting questions rig)(t now, but I am accepting doodle requests. 38P
♯donot ask me ♯anything ♯dont even ♯look at me ♯dont speak to me & ♯dont ♯dmme
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if you ask me questions i will not answer them.
S)(ello, everyone!!! Are t)(ere any deceased Beac)(foran )(ig)(bloods out t)(ere reading t)(is w)(o is willing to take on a culling assignment in t)(e afterlife? If so, please DM me! I )(ave a very precious little goldblood for you in need of some special care and attention!!! Alternians need not apply. T)(ank you!
D --> Hello, Feferi D --> Is this something that I might be able to assist with
S)()()(! It's S)(ep)(erd Constern, please! And t)(at deepends! Are you current-ly deceased or )(ave some means of traveling to t)(e afterlife?
D --> Deepest apologies, Shepherd Constern D --> I briefly forgot this was public forum D --> What afterlife specifically is in question here
...Good question!! I bassumed t)(ere was only one. @twobulgeAtrocious Tuna, darling, w)(ic)( afterlife is it in w)(ic)( you reefside?
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do not Cull this feller! he's suCh a Cute 6uy! look at 'em! Could ya for6ive yerself?! >︵<