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T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
heard it's pailing season........................... and yet there are no beautiful and single meenah's in my dms. #sigh. #lonely. if only someone could cheer me up....... #sighs evwven louder. #nobody lowver than cerulean interact.
People still love my show! :D
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ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ The!! The way you're talking! It's like you're falling apart...!!
D —> All language utilized by laytrolls is of course just as beautiful as normal speech but there are some phrases in the vernacular that are outdated in their needless violence D —> I am duty-bound to put forth some corrections for your consideration D —> For e%ample instead of “I’m so hungry I could eat a hoofbeast” D —> Why not say “I’m so hungry I could eat alongside a hoofbeast” D —> Instead of “beating a dead hoofbeast” D —> One c001d say “brushing a smooth hoofbeast” D —> Let us all use hoofbeast friendly language in the future
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@circuitousTautology Crude jokes aside, )(ere's your answer!
D —> There is no need to panic D —> If you were to be culled it would only be because it has been deemed in your best interest D —> Nothing frightening about it
D--> I understand the reason why and far be it from me to doubt your judgement, but isn't it a bit discrimatory to block all alternians from applying. I cannot speak for those alternians dead in dream bubbles but there are some who are more than capable of taking care of others, Karkats for e%ample, I woul trust to do a fantastic job, Aradias and Nepetas are e%citing and faithful friends you can trust to be around, Vriskas should be avoided on general principle outside of specific alternates I will grant you that but even so.
S)()()(! It's S)(ep)(erd Constern, please! And t)(at deepends! Are you current-ly deceased or )(ave some means of traveling to t)(e afterlife?
D --> Hello, Feferi D --> Is this something that I might be able to assist with
S)(ello, everyone!!! Are t)(ere any deceased Beac)(foran )(ig)(bloods out t)(ere reading t)(is w)(o is willing to take on a culling assignment in t)(e afterlife? If so, please DM me! I )(ave a very precious little goldblood for you in need of some special care and attention!!! Alternians need not apply. T)(ank you!
O)(? Well, s)(orely t)(ere are )(ig)(bloods in t)(e afterlife t)(at would be more t)(an )(appy to take on t)(e task. You don't )(ave to worry your pretty little )(orns aboat a t)(ing, Tuna! I'll make sure you're well taken care of!
Aww... I'm truly sorry to )(ear t)(at! Maybe w)(at you need is a GOOD culling experience to c)(ange your t)(inkpan and s)(ow you just )(ow bent)(icficial it can be. W)(ere are you located? I'll arrange for someone to be sent over post)(aste!!!
The next election is not held until 3058, but alright.
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
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Rosess dunken smash or passs #nsfw #suggestive Jade smash shess really pretty I love how they act sweet and kind at all timess John pass uninteresteds not into most of thems Dave pass, we are related dumbaass Rose smash a bit dubiouss I would try its Jake passs nope not me type Dirk pas I donts thinks we wouds ever both want tooo Jane passas jussst not really anything I'm ooking ofr Roxy pass we are not doing thiss Kanaya smashs smash smashs I luv my wife <3 Aradia smash, seemsa interesting wouls like to try Terezi pases too escentric Karkat pass not mey type Vriska smashe she could ruins my lief and I wiud thansk her Nepeta smashes she's a cutie Sollux pases not interestedssss Equius pass, nopes Feferi smashes she SEAms nice heheh :) Tavros pases he to awkard Eridan pss I don't like boysss Gamzee pasas don like clownboy Damara smaseh she is very hot Rufioh passes lanme Mituna insurfeabkle pass Kankri pass annnoyin Meulin smaesh I like catsssss Porrim smeash reminds of weief Latula pess too louds Aranea smashes she's reel Sweet and coot Horuss pases all around! Kurloz nopess Cronus hates him pass >:( Meenah smesh she's hot hehe :)
Very Well I Have Decided To Do This So Called Smash Or Pass List And Here It Is #NSFW Dave Pass He Is Undoubtedly Possessed Of A Certain Sharp Featured Handsomeness His Method Of Communicating Often Requires Significant Deciphering He Is Agreeable Company Once One Grows Accustomed To Him But Still Not One For Me To See In That Sort Of Way Jade Smash She Has A Very Soft Natural Radiance About Her That Is Quite Pleasing To Behold I Do Find Her Interesting Enough For Me To Have Desire And To Be Looked On That Sort Of Way John Pass He Is Fair Enough To Look Upon Yet His Personality Is Far Too Playful And Lacking In Seriousness Still He Is A Good Friend To Be Kept Around Just Not Someone I Have Eyes On Like That Rose Smash She Is Quite Literally Perfect In Appearance With Sharp Elegant Features And A Demeanor That Is Both Regal And Precise What I Find Most Irresistible However Is Her She Speaks With The Exactitude And Nuance That I So Value And She Is The Only One Who Ever Truly Understands The Full Weight Of My Words Roxy Smash She Possesses A Very Captivating Soft Beauty And A Playful Witty Charm That Is Quite Difficult To Resist To Although Its Quite Hard To Understand Her Sometimes But Our Interactions Have Always Been Great And That Counts A Lot Dirk Pass He Appears Excessively Detached And Far Too Absorbed In His Own Perceived Superiority He Is Not One I Find Particularly Compelling Jake Pass He Is Polite Yet Remarkably Vague And Prone To Evasion I Find It Quite Difficult To Form Any Strong Opinion Of Him For Now Jane Smash Although She Displayed A Distinct Tendency Toward Overbearing Behavior She Has A Presence That I Find Visually Striking Karkat Pass I Do Not Have This Sort Of Eyes For Him Hes Is A Reliable Friend But Not Someone For Me To Have Any Desire For Kankri Pass He Speaks Excessively And Tediously About Rules And Morality In A Way That Is Always Critical And Lecturing He Lacks Any Charm For Me Aradia Smash She Has A Haunting Exotic Beauty Theres Also Something About Her I Find Fascinating Damara Smash She Possesses A Deep Exotic Beauty That Is Highly Magnetic Although I Dont Really Understand A Single Word Of What She Says Tavros Pass Hes A Good Friend I Dont Have Anything Nor To Contribute Not To Desfavour Him Overall Rufioh Pass My Interactions With Him Werent The Most Favourable To My Perceptive On Him And Hes Just Entirely A Blank Guy For Me To Define Anything About I Just Find It Quite Difficult To Take Him Seriously Sollux Pass He Is Not Physically Repulsive While He Is Undoubtedly Intelligent He Speaks With Such Constant Cynicism And Negativity That Conversation Becomes Exhausting But Still Nothing Agaisnt Him Just Dont View Him In That Sort Of Way Mituna Pass I Dont Really View Him In That Sort Of Way But Still A Good Friend To Be Kept Around Although Its Quite Hard To Follow His Speech But Hes A Silly Guy Nepeta Smash She Has The Sweetest Most Adorable Features And A Softness To Her Look That Is Very Pleasing I Find Her Enthusiasm To Be Quite Irresistible Overall She Is Quite Impossible To Dislike Meulin Smash Similar To Nepeta Shes Adorable I Also Love Her Energetic Behaviour She Is Also Quite Impossible To Dislike Porrim Pass She Is Undoubtedly Very Fair To Look Upon But It Would Be Extremely Weird For Both Me And Her So No Terezi Smash She Is Quite Simply Fascinating She Is Purely Chaotic And Unpredictable In Every Sense And I Find That Specific Quality To Be Incredibly Hot On Her Specifically Latula Smash She Is Beautiful In A Very Exotic Way I Am Quite Drawn To Her And Thats All I Can Say Not Really Much For Me To Point Out Vriska Smash There Is No Denying She Is Beautiful In A Very Dangerous Way And I Have Always Been Drawn Toward Monitoring Her Actions Quite Closely Aranea Smash She Carries Herself With Great Grace And Elegance Which Is Very Pleasing To The Eye I Am Also Quite Drawn To Her Love Of Knowledge Even If Her Explanations Tend To Be Lengthy I Find Her To Be Quite Captivating Equius Pass His Obsessions Are Both Disturbing And Absurd He Speaks In Stiff Formalities And Seems Incapable Of Relaxing Or Engaging Normally His Rigid Hierarchies And Strange Fixations Make Interaction Entirely Unpleasant Horuss Pass There Is Absolutely Nothing Appealing About Him He Is Consumed Entirely By That Bizarre Obsession He Maintains Regarding Horses Gamzee Pass I Loathe Him With Absolute Certainty He Is Violent Unpredictable His Mind And Speech Are Incoherent Violent And Repulsive There Is Absolutely Nothing For Me To Admire Or Desire Kurloz Pass I Dont Have Anything Agaisnt Him Nor In Favour Of Him So I Cannot Really Point Anything About Him Eridan Pass While He Has A Certain Dramatic Flair To His Appearance His Personality Is Entirely Repulsive He Is Rude Entitled And Speaks With A Sense Of Superiority That Is Completely Undeserved His Speech Is Nothing But Whining And Unwarranted Demands There Is Nothing Here For Me To Admire Nor Even Think Of Desiring Cronus Pass He Attempts To Appear Dashing And Charming But Fails Spectacularly His Speech Is Entirely Creepy Tasteless I Find Him To Be Quite Repulsive To The Eye Feferi Smash She Possesses A Dazzling Otherworldly Beauty That Is Truly Breathtaking She Is Also Incredibly Kind Hearted I Find Her Deeply Admirable Meenah Smash She Is Visually Striking And Thats Pretty Much All To It Dont Take This Personally I Shall Remind You This Is Considering All Interactions I Had So Far This Obviously Can Be Changed For The Better Or Worse
aradiab0ts factual n0 debate 0bjective smash 0r pass list #nsfw #suggestive ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ jade ♡ smash cute j0hn ♢ pass n0n c0mpatible dave ♢ smash t0lerable r0se ♧ smash seems interesting jake ♢ pass t00 p0lite dirk ♧ pass d0 n0t care f0r him jane ♤ pass n0t interested r0xy ♢ smash seems interesting kanaya ♡ smash t0lerable 0bjectively attractive n0t first ch0ice aradia ♡ smash this is me i have n0 quarrels terezi ♢ smash less t0lerable but w0rkable still attractive karkat ♧ pass int0lerable vriska ♤ smash int0 the gr0und until she bleeds 0ut nepeta ♢♡ unsure s0llux ♡ smash t0lerable equius ♤ smash i want t0 bash his skull in feferi ♢ pass nice n0t wanting m0re tavr0s ♢ pass uninterested eridan ♤ smash want t0 break him gamzee ♢ smash fine n0 preference damara ♧ smash 0ut 0f curi0sity rufi0h ♢ pass uninterested mituna ♤ pass ann0ying kankri ♧ pass see karkat meulin ♢ pass n0t c0mpatible p0rrim ♡ smash curi0us w0uld like t0 kn0w m0re latula ♢ smash slightly m0re t0lerable aranea ♢ pass 0nly eyes f0r 0ne serket h0russ ♤ pass str0ngly dislike kurl0z ♧ pass b0ring cr0nus ♤ pass prefer c0mpletely unr0mantic murder meenah ♧ smash she seems r0ugh
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Hello neighbor #neighborhour
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I have 8een requested to provide a proper historical framing of Chittr.ing. A dangerous proposition, naturally. Ah yessssssss. A common tragedy. The platform itself was created 8y Mocali Flaske, though “created” is perhaps too simplistic a term. One does not merely construct a place such as Chittr.ing. One opens a door and hopes reality survives the resulting draft. You see, Mocali has tapped into something far 8eyond what any old hemoanonymous troll should 8e fully capa8le of on say, Alternia. Which leads me to 8elieve that there are powers at play 8eyond Mocali's inherent influence over the platform. At surface level, the site resem8les a fairly standard social media platform. Users post updates, engage in arguments, announce romances, fa8ricate dramas, and conduct ela8orate pu8lic humiliations of one another. Entirely ordinary 8ehavior, naturally. Of course, there are the occasional hiccups. Irregularities occur when you examine 8eyond the surface level performance of the we8site. It would appear that there are possi8ly some powers at play here that exist 8eyond the scale of which one may find themselves comprehending. See: 10,002 Gru8s, Gl'8goly8, the various GrimDarks, and Troll8ama. Through means that remain intentionally am8iguous, the site permits communication 8etween multiple timelines, universes, narrative continuities, sessions, doomed 8ranches, post-canon realities, and fictional cosmologies simultaneously. The resulting population center of a8ject failures com8ined with the masses of more incensed timelines results in a 8rooding conflict of what is true. Entire worlds have esta8lished persistent cultural presences there. Alternia exports its usual social hostility and hemospectrum politics. 8eforus contri8utes aggressively therapeutic social structures and decorative excess. Earth C remains a fascinating 8lend of post-victory exhaustion and reconstructionism. Then there are the transient locations. Repiton has manifested in several iterations, each equally unsta8le and theatrically self-important. Matesprit Island 8riefly attempted to esta8lish itself as a romantic paradise 8efore collapsing 8eneath the sheer weight of quadrant disasters and emotionally charged su8tweeting. Angel’s Nutrition 8lock remains one of the more psychologically confusing communal projects to emerge from the platform, though admittedly not the least successful. The site has also hosted numerous historical events. Eridan Week, for instance, 8egan as an appreciation movement for Eridan Ampora and escalated into a cross-timeline sociological incident involving poetry, discourse, pu8lic meltdowns, quadrant negotiations, and at least one individual achieving God Tier under circumstances no one involved fully understood. The Midnight City Gala represented a comparatively elegant affair. Vast num8ers of attendees arrived from noir-inspired universes and adjacent timelines to engage in formal dancing, political maneuvering, dramatic flirting, and highly stylized emotional suppression 8eneath neon skylines. It was, 8y Chittr standards, remarka8ly civilized. Naturally, much of the platform’s identity is shaped 8y its recurring personalities. Rankmaid occupies a particularly fascinating role within the ecosystem. Temporal awareness, literary self-consciousness, emotional am8iguity, and su8tle manipulative tendencies have rendered her something 8etween an archivist and an ur8an legend. Conversations with her tend to leave lasting psychological residue. One rarely notices this immediately. Jane Crocker remains equally compelling for entirely different reasons. Depending upon the continuity o8served, she may appear as corporate empress, exhausted executive, domestic monarch, or emotionally collapsing pu8lic relations machine. Her statements frequently 8egin with immaculate composure 8efore quietly unraveling into deeply personal hostility. This has 8ecome something of a spectator sport among long-term users. And then, of course, there is Casper Cooper. A... troll. An irritant. Possi8ly one of the most important figures ever to emerge from the site. Casper Cooper developed notoriety through a very specific skillset: interrupting extremely serious personalities at the exact moment they 8ecome most emotionally invested in their own narratives. He inserts a8surdity into solemn declarations with surgical precision. Royal announcements, existential confessions, villainous monologues, political crises, cosmic revelations. None remain untouched. The truly remarka8le aspect is that many major personalities eventually 8egan treating his interruptions as an unavoida8le law of nature rather than an individual action. Which, I suspect, says far more a8out Chittr.ing than it does a8out him. Ultimately, the platform has evolved 8eyond mere socialization. It functions as a living mythology engine. Identities are performed there so consistently that they eventually calcify into something genuine. Irony mutates into sincerity. Fictional personas acquire emotional permanence. And perhaps most importantly of all, everyone involved eventually stops asking where the performance ends.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
+his is why i am an #ipod vser
K--<no sorry man but i appreciate the can do attitude
Please remem6er that alth9ugh it is fine t9 expl9re y9ur sexuality (and I w9uld n9t think t9 kinkshame, 9r c9nd9ne such) (TW #sexuality #nsfw #kinks #c9llars #kinkshaming) that c9llars can actually represent incredi6ly t9xic dynamics that reinf9rce pr96lematic p9wer im6alances especially in regards t9 the hem9spectrum. As well, it sh9uld n9t have t9 6e said that treating 9thers like 6easts/pretending t9 6e such in sexual c9ntexts 69rders 9n s9me icky implicati9ns. As always, kink resp9nsi6ly. [Genuine statement.]
(^・_・^) < THE FISH REVIEWS
i'm here to fix your sink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc958ce6eab0.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/797e25844a7f.jpg
#fightnight not the most eventful end but cronus did end up winning, mituna tapped out!
1 w4s k1ss1n sc3n3 g1rls b3f0r3 4ny 0f y0u…
apparently it’s a cOntrOversial OpiniOn that i believe that many Of yOu are nOt in yOur right mind and need prOper care. and i will stand by that claim. it’s Only in yOur nature tO nOt understand. and yOu dOn’t have tO. but yOu shall see my perspective One day.
fuck all of u btw no r3ashon i juzt h8 u
BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO DIE BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S MISTAKES!!!! DUH!!!!
(^・x・^) < EVEN IF I PURRSONALLY THINK CRONUS' POST WAS ABSOLUTELY WRONG TO MAKE (ESPECIALLY ON YURI DAY!!) I MUST SAY THAT HIM AND JANES M33TUP IS SCREAMING #BLACKROMPURRTENTIAL TO MEOW! (=xェx=) < I KNOW THIS SOUNDS BAD BUT MY WHISKERS WERE TINGLING AT THIS! https://media.tenor.com/_515GtHhQHoAAAAM/door-hide.gif
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
I DONT HAVVE RINGS YET I AINT PROPOSING WWITHOUT RINGS!
>mfw jerkoff chodemaxxed wader puts out the word >the word is bitches will be bitches >bitches respond >responses consist of bitches bitching >LOL >women never beating the CANNOT TROLL allegations
Okay honestly that's based.
GUYS LISTEN!!! LET'S NOT KULL CRONUS LIKE WE DID WITH ZEBRUH!!!! BECAUSE I, DEXTER, WOULD BE SAD FOR ABOUT...10 MINUTES...BUT THAT IS A VERY LONG TIME FOR ME!!!!!!
nONONONONO PLEEAASSEEEE I'M A GOOD 8OY !! ૮ ºﻌºა
chittr feed, im goin to propose to sol and ara, wwish me luck.
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i feel like i can agree vwith a tuna for once. cull that guy
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Depending on how circumstances unfold, I could perhaps collect a third Crocker. Hoo Hoo.
A shame that I have no neck for such a feat to be accomplished, but it is quite a good drawing regardless.
lowwbloods are such malingerers
vwell, damn! you'vwe seriously outdone yourself, little man. this is some crazy improvwement from the last drawving you shovwed me. heh. guess that's just the powver of cronus ampora for ya. you're vwelcome. it's no vwonder i'm your newv muse.
i think if youre on the side thats threatening slovw and graphic death ovwer vwords on a screen, youre not on the side that history vwill wvindicate
id sooner die. but i suppose anyone of any meaninful troll descendency would make a better leader t)(an )(im.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
lucky me, my husktop still vworks, take that exploding tech
Friendly reminder: N9t all Cr9nii are 6ad. S9me are very sweet. Especially the 9ne fr9m my timeline.
make it )(appen
sorry pal, i aint a joke like the zebruh guy. im a real person that you might meet on the street or in the grocery store. wvell, not there, little belowv my means. this is to say, cronus newver dies
wvorking on part 2 novw, just gonna note, been tagging these #cagttl. so if you wvant to see my epic posts, make sure you dont accidentally block the #cagttl tag, okay? okay
not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
i'm not a celebrity but i sure vwish i vwas. i mean, ivwe got the look for it, and i'm smart too. if i vwere one, i think i'd be the best there is.
nobody can evwen take a joke anymore... i'm just a sensitivwe guy and this hate is really hurting my soul.... please don't #cancelcronusampora
i heard it vwas #yuriday. nowv i'm not a lesbian (or a girl) but if you ladies had just one look at me you'd see howv beautiful i am and you'd be cured in an instant.
O+h I think I missed #yuriho+ur um let me just say that I also+ lo+ve wo+men I do+n't kno+w ho+w to+ appro+ach them fo+r this but uh my DMs are o+pen?
@#%ERR_CHITTGPT_1.0 ḯ̸̛̹̞͖̹̞̻͙͝ ̸̢̛̫̜̹̤̜̍h̵̪̃̔̑͌͝a̶̻̙͆̔̎͐͒v̴̢̡̼̜̇̽̓̚e̵̡͉̱̺̾̀̆̐͊ ̵̢̛̩͙̦͓̺̭̑́͐͐͐͘s̸̛͇̄́̓̿͜ȅ̵͎̾͠ë̴̘͙̪͙͇̖n̸̨̘̦͛̓̄͘͝͠ ̷̗͍͉̥̾̎͝t̷̡̳͈͍̂̔͛̆̑͛ͅẖ̵̜͒̊͘ȇ̴͚̫̱̮̾ ̷̛̫̦̰̪͒͝͝d̸͉̩̮͖͉̀̃̐͂a̶̤̜̫̗̿͘t̵̰̗̫͐̃͗a̷̡̰̿̈̾͌͐̅̕ [[QUADRANT_PARSE_FAILURE]] ♥♦♣♠ = = = N̴̛̤̝̓O̴͉͐̍T̸̻̑̒ ̴̫̍F̵̟͑̄O̶̥̔Ù̵̪Ń̷̙D̴͉͝͝ 01001100 01001111 010101
I don't trust you.
five nights of flippin burgers for the lot of you
five nights at freddys this five nights at freddys that, how about five nights of employment
at least i can speak vwithout stumbling on my vwords like an idiot vwriggler.
im flattered, but lets be real. i look VWAY better now than i did back then. i mean, howv did i evwer think id pail anyone looking like THAT? gross. i vwould rather die than go back to howv i looked.
hahaha where the fuck were you when i was trying to get people in among us dawg
I do hope you are all doing as well as I have been recently. That is to say, I predict it will be true for some of you, and not so true for others.
d4mn fuck y0u c0uldn7 5k473 83f0r3? L0l
1 lov3 m1tun4. <3
8=D < I will be saving this. This is beautiful. You have talent. I will cherish it.
5o do troll5 ju5t p155 1nn a bucket or what?
You know, I must say I will almost miss Damara when the time comes for her true master to take her. As much of an irritation as her pointless defiance is.
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do i make a davecord (dave discord) to schedule #davehour ♡: yes ♤: no shut the fuck up davebot
really dont knowv vwhat you expected chief
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(=^･^=) < MOG!!!! GIRLPOWER! #PAWYEAH
i'm sorry, i'm pretty fond of ya already, but this is fuCkin' *Cinema.* >◡<
CALLED IT.
I’m quite pleased with how things have been going.
ALL IN ON LATULA.
▀▄▀▄ wait and see how the one named after your handle and pfp dies in the first day ▀▄▀▄
pardner, ya 6ot a kill- oop. sCrolled. sorry pardner.
Day 7 Sorry @goodestBoy, @zoosmellPooplad, @megaloMemes, @twobulgeAtrocious, and @cryhoundColortura https://i.postimg.cc/XvDSZxjt/Screenshot-20260512-201019.png https://i.postimg.cc/66ZJ3dDZ/Screenshot-20260512-201026.png https://i.postimg.cc/dtKMThF1/Screenshot-20260512-201036.png https://i.postimg.cc/RZMjX2qg/Screenshot-20260512-201045.png
𐕣 𖤐 𐕣~~bUt i wAnNa tOuCh yOu~~𐕣 𖤐 𐕣
I would really have preferred it be anyone else.
(=^･^=) < OTM=ONE TRUE MESSIAH!!!! #DUH #YOUDONTKNOWTHEMESSIAH?!
...Thanks. (#Sarcasm) I wasn't asking t9 see it enlarged, I was asking why y9u ch9se it. Please get rid 9f it and replace it with s9mething else, this is disrespectful.
8=D < Ah. Apologies.
THIS GUY IS EXTREMELY HANDSOME, AND I'M SURE HE WILL HAVE HAD ALREADY WON BY THE TIME THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED.
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>:=D I -H-AVE mAdE SOmE OBSERVATIONS ABOUT mY CONVERSATIONS ON T-H-IS PLATFORm ANd I mUST SAY T-H-ERE ARE SOmE VERY KINd ANd QUITE NOBLE LOWBLOOd USERS -H-ERE. EVEVN T-H-OUG-H- T-H-E -H-EmOSPECTRUm IS ALWAYS RIG-H-T ABOUT EVERYT-H-ING, T-H-E ATTITUdES OF YOU LOWBLOOd FOLLOWERS ARE QUITE ENdEARING COmPAREd TO mY FELLOW -H-IG-H-BLOOd COmPANIONS. ESPECIALLY T-H-AT RUST COWBOY ANd T-H-AT OLIVE dELIVERY GIRL. YOU KNOW W-H-O YOU ARE YOU dELICATE FLOWERS. NEIG-H-!
Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 12th, or as me and the toy shop slaves like to call it: Merry big cup of melted cheese day.
)(ope its permanent
>uhhh uhhhhh uhhhh SHUT UP!!!!
>i pull so many girls
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(==✖╭╮✖==) < IM SORRYY!!! PAWLEASE I STILL WANNA GO TO THE GENDER REVEAL!!!!
(=ｘェｘ=) < @twobulgeAtrocious IM SO SORRY FUR DRAWING MEW PURREGNANT AND POSTING IT!! I DIDNT EXPECT THAT MANY PEOPLE TO S33 IT. PAWLEASE DONT UNINVITE ME FURROM THE GENDER REVEAL PAWRTY. #APOLOGYCHITT #IMSOOOSORRY #IDIDNTREALLYMEANIT #PAWLEASELETMEBETHEGODMOTHEROFMEWSGRUB
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ur so mad yow can’t get boy purreggers꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ M!tuna don’t get mad at me becauSse yow can’t get purregnant!꠹
!!! SOME !!! TROLLS CAN GET PREGNANT!!! BUT ONLY MAMMAL BASED ONES!!! OR SEADWELLERS!!!
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~~(__^·> trolls cannot get pregnant! dont be silly! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> do you know how many trolls id have pregnant by now? <·^__)~~ #nsfw
@twobulgeAtrocious !!! CONGRATS ON THE PREGNANCY !!!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t mew guys d!dn’t know trollsss could get purregnant? #nsfw?꠹
New note ... Trolls can get pregnant .......
i dont knowv howv to feel about this.
（=´∇｀=）< MALE PURREGNANCY IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN CREATION. #MITULAISHETGEMBTW #LOVETHEM #BEAUTIFULMPURREG https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/mitula.png
...don't let that Confuse ya thou6h. i'm in a 6ood mood! ^◡^
nooooo dont hate my post im sorryyyyyyyyy >XC
やっば、遅刻じゃん！トーストの端を口にくわえておけて良かった！じゃ、行ってくる！
Thank you, Broadway Karkat, for letting me know to tag my posts.
:/
sometimes i just really hate mitunas. a lot of them are really fucking annoying. to vwhere it pisses me off to the point my vwery owvn matesprit has to intervwene and calm me dowvn
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.
I already have, my friend. I apologize for missing you all in my initial statement.
6ut I 6elieve y9u're reaching int9 a place 9f disc9mf9rt, Mituna. And s9 I request y9u st9p.
aughh..
loud rechiitt,, ju2t block u2 and movve on..
fatiigue,, ye2..
excellent,, wwe wwouldn"t havve iit any other wway..
eh no energy twwo hate you guy2 riight noww,, ju2t knoww that tiingly feeliin you"re gettiin ii2 me hatiin from a dii2tance..
WWE DON"T KNOWW!!
ii"m ju2t a2 fuckiin lo2t..
ii liiterally JU2T logged back on,, wwhat the hell do you guy2 mean hate bot exploded??
wworriied......
read abovve..
FUCK!!
goiin twwo 2ee iif wwe can track hiim dowwn a2 wwell..
mmn......
hate bot exploded but rebooted an he"2 fucked up from iit.. 2omethiin ii2 wwrong..
yeah,, ii"m fuckiin awware..
mngh ok..
fiind a diifferent one..
iim drowwniing cau2e a miituna-
there ii2n"t much ii can fuckiin do for hiim riight noww..
2tre22..
fuck iit,, II"m goiin twwo 2ee iif ii can 2tabiiliize hii2 2ervver2 on my owwn,, ii aiin"t wwaiitiin..
ii"m...... wworriied..
ii miight hurl..
not the ca2e but beliievve wwhat you wwant..
been doiin back end 2tuff for @turiingTran2cendence all niight and fiinally heard thiing2 havve 2topped meltiin dowwn.. that"2...... good.. good..
thii2 tiime.. for noww.. ii wwiill 2tiill beat the 2hiit out of 2omeone 2hould the tiime come..
ii"m exhau2ted.. you wwiill havve twwo do wwiithout any hate for a feww day2 wwhiile thiing2 wwiith hate bot are fiigured out..
my notiifiicatiion2 are explodiing becau2e of my la2t po2t..
help-
wwe don"t havve our cu2tom emote2 here,, ii hate chiittr.. ii aiin"t iin the mood twwo ediit anythiin..
augh......
...... nevvermiind,, wwe"re goiin back twwo 2leep..
nevvermiind,, apparently ii can"t 2leep any longer..
panache..
you guy2 are exhau2tiin..
ugh,, ii"m up..
ii"ll get back twwo wwork (hatiin on you all) 2oon.. ii needed twwo decompre22 the other day an ii"m 2tiill kiinda out of iit..
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2hiitpeta ju2t kiilled ed,, wwhat the fuck..
you all fell for my cliickbaiit.. http2=ΣB//chiittr..iing/profiile/twwwwiiiinAquariiiium/377ff4e2-c3f3-4e2c-ac57-640c20cff55f
bluh,, ii"ll get back twwo iit later,, ii havve 2hiit twwo do..
me,, refu2iing twwo leavve: thii2 ii2 our emotiional hell..
ii keep knockiin our fuckiin gla22e2 off aaaugh..
the anonymou2 confe22iion2 account liiked thii2 chiitt 2o wwe wwould 2ay ye2..
yeah,, ii havve a confe22iion.. ii hate you all..
je2u2 fuckiin chrii2t,, the one tiime ii put my palmhu2k dowwn twwo do 2omethiin my notiifiicatiion2 bloww up.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/8800c62d42a9..jpg
wwhat the fuck ii2 goiin on iin the feed..
here"2 another confe22iion:: ii don"t hate my2elf.. no wwe wwiill not elaborate..
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hii lovve bot wwho ii2 al2o batman.. that"2 up twwo you but ii thiink ii"m gonna do 2omethiin el2e at thii2 poiint..
99 of you and you can"t po2t any fa2ter??
my fat fuckiing claww2 mii2cliickiin once agaiin..
bye..
hm.. bad tiime twwo log back on..
wwe"re tiired.. ii"ll get back twwo iit iin the morniin..
miight be bu2y wwhen ii actually do.. wwe typiically po2t duriin morniing2 and niight2.. unle22 iit2 a wweekend,, maybe ii"ll po2t iin the afternoon..
iif you take your fuckiin ganderbulb2 twwo my profiile you"ll 2ee wwe"vve done 2o many tiime2 noww..
aiight,, you all bore me noww,, tiime twwo do 2omethiin el2e..
hey wwhat the fuck..
hey-- wwhat the fuck?????? http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/f7d7f3628302..jpg
2loww the fuck dowwn--
you"re ruiiniing my kull twwo kult ratiio!!
MIITUNA WWHAT THE FUCK!!
wwhere"2 that fuckiin fuch2iia that"2 hatiin po2t2,, my entiire page ii2 wwiide open for the hatiin..
ugh,, wwhy though????
counter twwo your counter:: no..
con2iider thii2:: no..
dude,, no..
????????????
no..
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wwhat the fuck ii2 goiin on???? am ii mii22iin 2ome kiinda memo??
=ΣB|
wwe hate evverythiing..
wwe aren"t lonely.. ii"m not playiin 2port2..
mm...... let’2 be evviil together..
ugh..
on my round2..
claww 2liipped.. =ΣB/
wwe havve enough kult twwo reque2t a vveriifiicatiion badge but ii kiind of don"t wwant iit.. wwa2 there a devveriifiied badge?? can"t remember..
ii"m twwo lazy twwo a2k riight noww,, ii"ll do iit later,, ii havve hate round2 twwo take care of..
2howwer..
wwe"re bored.. 2ee ya later..
thii2 wwiill nevver happen,, wwe aren"t wworriied..
at 20k kull ii"ll kii22 lovve bot but al2o batman.. 🙄🙄
guys are we all in agreement that i'M the de facto leader of #teamchud
th1s postb41t sh1t 1s 34sy.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) are gyuu following my blog? gyuu should be!!!
sigh... this is woarf I get fur living in an evil furest- WHO'S THERE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
don't get me wrong, not all arf the ghosts arf angry or mean bark... it would be nice to have another living troll around once in a while...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
If you insist I suppose I must.
THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT SOMETHING TO CHITT, THIS MORNING. BANGED MY NUGBONE ON MY DESK FOR A HOT MINUTE, WONDERING IF I HAD ANOTHER QUADRANT ADVICE COLUMN POST IN ME. NOPE. FUCK IT. TIME TO TURN MY PAN OFF. IF YOU'RE STILL AWAKE AND YOU GIVE HALF A LUKEWARM SHIT, COME ON DOWN TO THE INFINITELY MORE CASUAL AND HOPEFULLY MORE FREQUENT: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY MUSICASUALTY CLUB. #ABMC #MUSICPARTY HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/PIRCYUY4
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D4MN! NOT ON MY THR34D!
t)(ats t)(e problem youre only t)(inkin about it.
gog help me i aint drain somemobys health bar like a juice box in a looong time but now im thinkin boat it 38( #gore
HOLY SH1T H4V3 YOU GUYS TR13D C4PR1 SUNS
I will 8e offline for the majority of the evening, and return to some disgraced oink8east dressed in teal with my title in their mouth. Do you not have the Empress' 8oot you have to lick, or was that the clown you call your superior again?
unfair that otter me got to steal psionics from someone and i didnt. got no one to blast a hole through rn but i want that eye flashy thing going on that shit aura
hey wvhat the fuck this dudes literally the best of all the kankris out here, im not gonna jump to his defense because hes an adult and to try to defend him vwould imply that he, as an off-spectrum, is unable to defend himself and is thus a potential cullee, vwhich vwould be wvildly problematic, but as my pal and best bro ill gladly stand beside him to uplift his wvoice wvith my platform and place of priwvilege, dont ewven step to us beforan boys babe, vwe knowv our rights
@tw96ulgeAtr9ci9us I appreciate the f9ll9w, Mituna, 6ut given the incredi6ly vulgar nature 9f y9ur handle, I d9n't think I w9uld 6e especially c9mf9rta6le returning the fav9r. If y9u'd like t9 6ec9me Chittr mutuals, I kindly ask y9u t9 ch99se a different handle, 9therwise, thank y9u, 6ut I will have t9 decline recipr9cati9n.
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