Sollux Captor
@twoToned
he/they || pro gamer dont text me. || i code in my free time but not for free.|| dm2 open. ||
no longer 2mokiing wiith @carciinogeniiciityGrow2. he wont 2top beiing paranoiid and a2kiing iif there2 a cop out2iide. #2ub2tance
theyre com1n to get h1m
OH WOW, WHY DON’T YOU JUST SPEW MORE SHIT WHILE YOU’RE AT IT? YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING A STREAK OUT OF LYING, YOU’RE JUST A FEW MORE LIES AWAY. LIKE PERHAPS HOW YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY BITCHES, LEFT RIGHT UP AND DOWN? OR YOUR SPINE ISN’T IN A PERMANENT SHRIMP POSITION FROM HOW OFTEN YOU GO AND GET YOUR NUBS ON SOME GRASS?
you know what kk? iit ii2 a cop. theyre riight out2iide waiitiing for your a22 two walk out.
miigraiine ii2 gone but ii lo2t my wiinniing 2treak. what2 goiing on here?
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ate a fruiit and the miigraiine per2ii2t2. at lea2t ii can 2ay ii triied.
II have been u2iing trollcedriine. take2 the edge off. you probably 2houldn't take adviice from a troll iin a wa2hiing machiine on 2piin cycle though. II have gotten better at u2iing my waterproof hu2kphone iin2iide iit at lea2t.
Now try water!
I PROMIS----E it is not going to kill you! And take it wit)( some ibuprofen. 38)
fiine. iill try takiing 2ome iibuprofen and water. but iif iit per2ii2t2... iill probably ju2t wiind up iignoriing iit iin full hone2ty. or at lea2t tryiing two.
Okay you are going to t)(ink I am CRAZY for suggesting t)(is...
W)(at if you tried going outside for a little fres)( air? 38)
W)(at are you winning at? 38?
three hour2 of 2leep ii2 plenty. good eveniing.
not two get mu2hy. but the liight look2 really niice comiing through the wiindow.
liight whiich ii2n't from an artiifiiciial 2ource or a 2creen? boo hii22
iit2 hard beiing a pro gamer. normiie2 wouldnt under2tand.
Cuz You're On The D@$hbo@rd #fuckingwith$tupidpeop7e #i$myp@rttimejob
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yeah 2ure whatever. 2crolliing ii2 al2o an optiion but ii gue22 commentiing and beiing conde2cendiing ii2 an optiion two.
You @re $o #up$etti$p@ghetti, Pro G@mer. $ure7y You H@ve Thicker $kin Th@n Thi$
JUST GIVIN YᛟU A PLACE Tᛟ WATCᚺ 😎🎮 AND LEAᚱN ᚺᛟW Tᛟ ᛗAKE TᚺIS Pᚱᛟ GAᛗEᚱ SᚺIT EZ PZ 💪💪🐺🐺‼️‼️ JᛟIN TᚺE WᛟLF PACK
the fact you even thiink that ii2 funny but 2ure, whatever help2 you get through the niight.
why the fuck would ii pay for netfliix iif ii can ju2t piirate and burn moviie2 onto dvd? hard copiie2 are the 2hiit, iif you ju2t buy a 2ub2criiptiion 1. iit2 fuckiing temporary, 2. that2 a wa2te of money that could go two a battle pa22, and 3. you 2uck.
Surprisingly Good Take From You.
// I read this as The bottle piss and had to do a double take fsjfjdhk
Bullshit.
The quest to find it would take four years, and only the strongest warrior would survive the challenges, I’m afraid.
I'm not le★ving on ★ four ye★r quest Doc.
This Is Wrong, But I'll Let It Slide This One Time.
2endiing a kiill code two your computer riight now. 2ay goodbye two your horny po2tiing, chud2. #n2fw
NOOOO THATSS MY EMOTIONAL SSUPPORT HORNY POSSTING!!!!!!!!;!
2ome of you would benefiit from beiing 2payed/neutered. that2 all iim 2ayiing. #n2fw
doe2 everyone have rabiie2 on thii2 2iite?
no but its a serious problem that shits basically uncurable
no... ii do not. do you?
i dont have it im clean
everyone 2hut the fuck up iit2 world bee day
iim 2o fuckiing hungry but ii dont get paiid for another 2 hour2 fuck.
would you beliieve me iif ii 2aiid ii ate all the 2nack2 duriing kk and ii2 mariio kart race2
tired of this fucking hot weather, bring on the 60s already.
have you tried standing in a walk in freezer it helps a surprising amount
unfortunately i am out and about. 😭
thanks, ill really need it.
anon a2k2: "wat tho2e bulge2 do" pii22 and paiil. obviiou2ly. what are they 2uppo2ed two do? fiile and fiinaliize iimportant document2? #n2fw a2k here: http2://form2.gle/JpCN3gSUFGHtpjjeA
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bxth? x cxn’t bx thx xnly xnx thxt’s thxxght xf xt d:
Teach them t0 thr0w darts Party trick
anon a2k2: "Have you ever heard of the Help2men? Any partiicular opiiniion2 on hiim?" ii heard of hiim but ii dont really know hiim. but he kiind of 2eem2 liike a wa2te chute kii22er from what iive heard. a2k here: http2://form2.gle/GcejjnCQNNwonVyS9
anon a2k2: "how biig ii2 iit #n2fw" fiir2t off, thank2 for taggiing iit preemptiively ii appreciiate that. 2econd of all that2 a biit per2onal dont you thiink? do any of you on thii2 2iite get laiid or ii2 iit ju2t me holy 2hiit. here2 the funny a2k thiing.: http2://form2.gle/ii5Lt89bAUDDYLgxt8
Interesting.
anon a2k2: "why the fuck do you look liike that" probably becau2e of genetiic2 but who know2. a2k more 2tupiid que2tiion2 here.: http2://form2.gle/9iijdQne9aZQLAUTU6
ii got 2ome tiime.: http2://form2.gle/PvJiind2aUxKP7yzw7
2tood up fiinally and my entiire body deciide two pop at once. iim not 2ure iif thii2 ii2 paiin or a 2en2e of reliief iim feeliing.
Mayb itz both ( ｡ﾟДﾟ｡)
Pr0bably felt great th0ugh