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☆ this dude is sensing taints☆
ppl be complaining about dave hour. i dont even know dave but let dem enjoy dey hour. you go dave. and after dat, it can be #ourhour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff5b8d42c53d.jpg and then #scizorhour becuz why tf not hehe letz do whatever we wanna foreva
#s0lluxsec0nd is n0w 0ver, thanks f0r participating.
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I PROMIS----E it is not going to kill you! And take it wit)( some ibuprofen. 38)
Now try water!
II have been u2iing trollcedriine. take2 the edge off. you probably 2houldn't take adviice from a troll iin a wa2hiing machiine on 2piin cycle though. II have gotten better at u2iing my waterproof hu2kphone iin2iide iit at lea2t.
⚝ [BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] JADE: Today's "Creation appreciation" is dedicated to -drumroll please- the STARLINGS! //Applause and Cheering can be heard// As one of the first successful synthesized life forms, they're truly something specpial! Not only are they just the CUTEST darn things you ever did see but they are also incredibly friendly! Wouldn't you just love hugging one of these little guys? Maybe even bite them- I mean //Abrupt Cut-off// ENGel: 𝕎𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜! [TRANSCRIPT END] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77bd2d5c4798.png ⚝
The Eel Sauce That Came With My Food Is Good. I Expected You To Be Quicker On The Uptake, Sollux. #positive
And that is what will keep it from you forever.
The quest to find it would take four years, and only the strongest warrior would survive the challenges, I’m afraid.
It hasn’t heard of the infinite battle pass.
// I read this as The bottle piss and had to do a double take fsjfjdhk
Surprisingly Good Take From You.
#mothposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aded41f4693.png
i dont have it im clean
#widewednesday https://64.media.tumblr.com/4f758976e99d09e461c4c2ea523d327b/b44c8e5eac854e08-fd/s1280x1920/9a432f28b6c199c6900f46dfcc08e2a64709aafa.png i didn't even take this. they froze time, walked up tw0 me, and airdropped it with0ut saying a word. #nsfw ((moreso #suggestive - by moddux2 ))
I AM SURPRISED THAT I HAVE NOT SHARED MY MOST FAVORITE INVENTION TO THE WORLD OF CHITTR!!! INTRODUCING THE DEXBOTS!!! THEY CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING THAT I WANT THEM TO DO AND I LOVE THEM AS IF THEY WERE MY OWN CHILDREN!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXBOX%20REMADE.PNG
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tired of this fucking hot weather, bring on the 60s already.
Teach them t0 thr0w darts Party trick
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wxth xnxxgh dxtxrmxnxtxxn x’m sxrx yxx cxxld hxld x pxn wxth xt #nsfw
Pr0bably felt great th0ugh
Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) I see...!
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Don't worry big dog. There's water in that.
x lxvx cxlt xf thx lxmb! x’vx 100%’d xt xn pc :3
resting 0n a seabed... #widewednesday #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/68ab6ec382465c4730de1e6cc8bec381/f44f53e7424cb9a0-04/s1280x1920/f43b8bbdd71ff76782967b97540f38aa8771158f.png
↗️NO WE ARE NOT.↗️
I'm so happy I get to share a badge with @gratuitousAnnuity I feel closer to him already. We're kind of like brothers now.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Get h!m boy purregnant. Send ch!tt #nsSSSfw꠹
I am found dead in a puddle of lemon juice... T)(e cause of deat)( eludes t)(e cops for centuries to come (T)(is is an exaggeration, I am enjoying delectable lemonade 38))
I love tart stuff, seally! I know, bubbly, related to a baking mogul, but I don't like sweets t)(at muc)( 3|D
You can use Grubdas)( to get t)(e ingredients, if t)(at makes it more accessible 3X) And! I request a sample w)(en you make it!
R--E--ELLY???? Sollux, it's just lemon juice, sugar and water! And raspberry pulp, t)(at canonical way to make pink lemonade 38) You )(ave to make it yourself, and enjoy it on a )(ot day in a rocking c)(air!!!!!!!!
How easily the psyche is manipulated. The masses crave lemonade so simply.
X Lemonade…🤤 x
I am reel and I am pulling you in. WATC)( OUT!
I did not! It would be really silly. I can just tell you t)(ings to your face like I am doing now! (T)(eoretically.) 38P
)(ey babygill.
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WOMEN. MORE LIKE. W OMEN.
FIRST OF ALL, I WILL TALK AS I PLEASE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTENT TO HOLD BACK ANY OF THE GARBAGE I SPEW ON A NIGHTLY BASIS. SECOND OF ALL, I’LL PLAY BUT DON’T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU FIND THAT YOU CANNOT COMPARE TO THE POWER OF MR. SCOOTY, THE ABSOLUTE BEST BUGGY AROUND.
YEAH AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, AND THOROUGHLY OBLITERATED INTO A SHITSTAIN BY HOW HARD I’M GOING TO CRUSH YOU IN THIS GAME. #GORE #VIOLENCE #IWILLBEVICTORIOUS
#Growt)(!
I dm'ed you for some! 38)
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
Y0u sh0uld pr0bably d0 that regardless bef0re l0gging int0 chittr
concept: the thrill of their eyes pinned only to you across the ballroom a masked stranger that has been watching you following through the crowd stalking its prey like a beast always a few steps behind through the endless bodies laughing and dancing you manage to lock eyes you nod once towards the bathrooms in invitation and watch their lips curl up into a wicked smile (tags: Reader/Masked Stranger, #outglutmasquerade, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, dont get caught, public pailing, the mask stays on, archive rating: M)