
Callie Mallie
@justCallie
Chittr’s #1 snuggler and Head Council Woman for Alternia B I AM A WOMAN ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))

▲▲okay time for a fucking rant▼▼ ▲▲▲Quadrants aren't actually real, you don't need to follow them▼▼▼ ▲▲Date whoever you fucking want, hate fuck them, or shoosh pap them or both▼▼ ▲▲Go on flush style dates with your ashen and then moirail hold hands with them on your way home it's not real!!!▼▼ ▲▲▲Seriously there's no limits on it, fuck that idea▼▼▼

X Man I wish I had cool body hair that can keep me warm Instead I’m just stuck with natural anti freeze in my blood x

X Gentle reminder alt b will take limebloods looking to run away from persecution x

X AAAAAAAAAAA Thank you for your attention to this matter x

X You ever wish you could just Yank all the helm trolls out of the psi engines without them dying so they can be more than just sentient batteries for an empire that’s doomed to fail anyway? #violence? x

X Who am i in chittr lotr x

X @apatheticApostacy I’m gonna skateboard off your roof for a dare, is that cool? x

X Gonna go pick a new hive rn x

X WHERE RHE FUCK AM I? x

X If anybody wants to get me a gift randomly I could use a new pair of boots, size 34 Yes I waited until unchained wasn’t online to post this x

X Seadwellers beefing over nothing? Call that nautical nonsense x

X @apatheticApostacy can I crash on ur couch x

X New buggy acquired x

X DOES ANYONE ELSE WANNA PULL SOME BULLSHIT? x

X I HAVE MY SHREDDER x

X I’M COMING FOR MY SHREDDER @businessEveryday x

X OH BOY THE MOONSHINE JUST WENT UP BASED ON THE SIZE OF THAT EXPLOSION #substance x

X THE AMMO HAS STARTED GOING OFF EVERYONE NEAR MY HIVE GET DOWN x

X HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THROWING WATER ONTO A GREASE FIRE MAKES THINGS WORSE? I SURE DIDN’T x

X I’M DRINKING THIS BOOZE ON A ROOFTOP AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME #substance x

X MY ONLINE TAUBTING MADE HER RUN FASTER FUCK x










