♣ mediated by @justCallie
▼swear to gog im this close to just putting callie in a nursing home▲
Callie doesn't strike me as the type that's into fisting people.
This is just the greatest night to force children to work in a lithium mine with NO PAY or safety equipment. Psh, 8etter them than me! Amiright fellas?
never again.
Eridans need t0 st0p p0sting ragebait and start p0rting h0rnybait
being purposeful_y rude to the waitress so she spits in my food 🤤 #suggestive
huh. did the s7mbol look like a (ir(le with three kinda tendrils (oming out of it?
Chica, please don't pail in the bathroom...
First date idea: dunge0n time #suggestive
What's the difference between humans and trolls? Aren't they all the same? /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪
dur1ng pr1d3 month wow #wouldntsl1d3onb3forus
1 w1sh 1 w4s 4 l3sb14n
oranges are literally PRE-SLICED and you STILL DONT BELIEVE THE CLOWN GOVERNMENT is tampering with our food.
>>| .i'm so happy right now .and nothing will ruin my night.
₍^. .^₎⟆ There wasSSSs an attempt at least꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ @cmall!eEnterta!nment lemme h!t ꠹
love seeing wrothe get broken up with, amazing stuff #chittranonymous
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haha! i cnt wait 2 be fukin dissected by seedflap :DDDDD
> "parry this! parry that!" > how about you parry your unemployment? > lol
[|87 :: People are st;ll tweak;n over the trolls mass hat;n everyth;ng? 1 suppose ;t could be seen as annoy;n but 1 personally f;nd ;t rather humorous.
I've been asking nicely all night.
i felt like that was rweally obvious but sometimes we all have to believe in chalky flintstone vitamins to save us
d1d 1 Ask do 1 cAre NO
hey ^_^
Ƹ 🌂 > What is THAT supposed to MEAN??!? The Dark One is not EMOTIONAL. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One nearly got run over by a buggy while crossing the street. How DEPLORABLE. Let us just say that the buggy was unrecognizable afterwards. Ʒ
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] What about milk? [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]
how do i explain to kanaya that i know they're on a special date right now but i need to mating press rose urgently for a few hours? #nsfw
♱ All folk herein do utter naught but folly.
... oh sh1t 1 forgot to check up on meul1n D:{ brb
Okay dude not only is fiening for me he's hating my chitts, holy fuck. "⚪ Hm, I think I…hate him."
4 F1RM H4NDSH4K3
[ >EATING INSTRUMENT LOCATED IN MEALBLOCK_ ]
Underwear Friday i∆ going fine! A∆ long a∆ I ignore all the ∆taring..... #n∆fw
I will be honest. Troll (species) and troll (folklore) are so separate in my head that I absolutely forgot it was the same word.
Can we pretend I said Ogre?
casp and i are on good terms now as well, it would be wrong to cheese touch him like this
❤️ Chixie Roixmr 1 hour ago @writenRevolution [WR] i don't really / think about fans much / unless they are trying to get my attention / constantly ❤️ ♠️ Incredible! THE Chixie Roixmr thinks about me! Much! Everything is turning up Zebruh. ♠️
Ap9l9gies, 6ut n9t all 9f us can dr9p everything t9 engage in petty Chittr arguing. S9me 9f us have 6usy lives 9utside 9f s9cial media and cann9t aff9rd t9 spend every sec9nd 9f every h9ur glued t9 9ur screen 6reathlessly awaiting a resp9nse. #Vaguep9sting #6yTheWay #H9rn-SizeismIsntReal
RAWR!Oh alsoooo just so you all know the deets my top is NOT purple or violet or whatever highblood term it is 🙄(yawn) because I'm in quads with one, HELL NO!!! I'm just doing it illegally. Too piss em off. So like.. if any highbloods are mad and also happen to be like tall or buff or whatever my dm’s are open of you want to get mad at me. Just sayinnnnn 👉👈 also 🖕XD!!!!!!
He's saying a lot of shit in my DMs and I'm not even responding. It's like he's taking my silence as a cue to keep going.
………….WHAT DO YOu DO IF. AFTER YOu WAKE uP. AND RESPOND TO A MESSAGE SENT TO YOu WHILE YOu WERE ASLEEP. AND YOu ARE TOLD TO DO SOMETHING THAT SEEMS. AWFuL. BuT SOMEONE SAYS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD?
out here doing the important work
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my money on THESE. Just a tip for others, the fleshlights you can buy online aren't worth the PRICE! #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/ToluenFleshlight.png
#Callie just unhinged their jaw 2 eat a big breakfast meatball at breakfast #VeryCutesie #CallieReport
DONT L1KE MY CH1T
i'M SORRY }:(
+thanking the whatever that we wont be fuckin
ew no stop
fuck: the girl reading this marry: the one rose vwhos obsessed wvith me kill: any non-babe clovwn i guess
so my timelines kurloz stays ovwer sometimes to talk to my matesprit kurloz, and right nowv they're just... beating the shit out of each other.
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
protipn dont apply icyhot and go to crank it even after washign it off your mitts call me sufferer jr #nsfw #help
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! #atalossforwords #t)(edoctorfollowedme #)(eexists!!! #fangilling
making music covers is hard sometimes because how the fuck am i supposed to match up to the original