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Hello! I'm ju∆t your normal tealblood I ∆uppo∆e... I work a ∆ecretary job! Ummm.... I'm not good at like... Quad∆... Or friend∆.... But I'd ∆ure love ∆ome... ∆o my dm∆ are open!

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There'∆ an after work activity thi∆ Friday! But it'∆ only for... People with quadrant∆........

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<<"you, um, you could always try and find someone to pretend for the night?">>

Poor th¿ng lol

But who would want to do that.....

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<<"i-i'm sure plenty of people would! y-you seem nice...">>

The ea∆ie∆t an∆wer i∆ u∆ually the correct one!

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One of the guy∆ cro∆∆ed out my name and wrote 'femcel' on my lunch bag today! They're ∆o ∆illy!

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<<"i-i don't think they meant it in a fun way...">>

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Would you like someone to talk to about other "silly things" they do around the office? No charge, mind. Just an ear bent to listen.

I could totally pail ∆omeone if I wanted to! It'∆ totally a choice to be a virgin I ∆wear!!! No matter what everyone in the office ∆ay∆! #n∆fw

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Ratio: 1.27
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@contumaciousCadaver[CC]

uh huh.

do it right now then. you have 14.2 seconds

people who actually have sex don't need to say that :P

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(How do you reach 18 sweeps with not quads? Did the drones just forget about you?)<

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

How convincing. (This is sarcasm.)

( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < “Everyone in the office says”….? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Errr…ewe might wanna lodge a complaint with TR ‘bout that lil gossip mill’s moochin’ smoochin’… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That’s a Host style work environment!!!! Are ewe workin’ with cue ball domed green felt suit types??? Vanilla bean white dudes??? Whoever ewe done answer to, they better hope ewe don’t lacerate up!!!!

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Ju∆t becau∆e I've never had quadrant∆ doe∆n't mean I've never pailed! I mean, I never have but.... Nevermind! #n∆fw

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Ratio: 1.90

(virgin alert!)<

:33< i mean its fine there no rush on anyathing efurrbody goes at their own pace

Doe∆ anyone know what '∆uck the head' mean∆? #n∆fw

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(Oral sex)<

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no offence intended but are you like a turbo virgin

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Specifically involving bulge or dick, generally.

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:33< two anspurrs real and smooth :33< real anspurr is :33< to mewse mewre meowth to pay purrticmewlar attention to the tip of the bulge :33< and now fur the smooth anspurr :33< ill show mew some time furst hand :33< #nsfw

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🤯

I've never had any of my quad∆ filled!

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i never would have guessed!

i've got a pretty good idea of what it means :B

AC i∆ broken and won't turn on! It'∆ getting very hot in here..... #∆weaty

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the hot season hitting hard in your subgrub already?

It ju∆t get∆ hot in thi∆ office! I think it'∆ all the grubtop∆ and ∆tuff....

Perhaps bringing ice packs tomorrow would be smart. Unless you enjoy feeling #sweaty

I got pranked at work and they ∆oaked my top ∆o I had to take it off. The∆e guy∆ are ∆o funny!

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Ratio: 1.93
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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

i think. y0u are being bu11ied.

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Haha and then?

ok so like thats sexual harassment

One of the other teal∆ at the office called me a chud... I hope that'∆ a good thing!

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

it iz n0t.

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But why would they be mean to me...

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

iz thiz a direct quezti0n

I really hope I don't have a long day at work today...

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Not to get #political or anything but I like to have a little bit of juice during breakfa∆t.....

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Ratio: 3.40

☆~𖦹 I like a lot of juice :) 𖦹~☆

...your trial will be very public and rigged against you...

Now I really ∆ee why they call it not ∆afe for work.... Golly.......

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☆~𖦹 Better not get too distracted by it, unless you want your whole workplace to be unsafe 𖦹~☆

I think overall whoever took my ∆andwich i∆ happier to have it than I am ∆ad that I lo∆t it, ∆o in a way the overall happine∆∆ in Alternia ha∆ gone up!

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♯ girl. just tell me wh⨂ it is. i'll get the bat.

poison them.

Why would I get mad! There'∆ more ∆andwiche∆ in the world!

That'∆ okay I had more than enough with my bi∆cuit∆... Thank you though!

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I'm not a cuck! I'm not!!!!!

Lunch break i∆n't long enough for a whole game of ∆port∆....

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But that'∆ mean!

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so's takin' your dan6 sandwiCh!

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

Y34H 4ND TH3Y COULD H4V3 GON3 4ND BOUGHT ON3, OR M4D3 ON3. 1T'S SOM3ON3 FROM YOUR OFF1C3, NOT 4 CH4R1TY C4S3.

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Alrighty then! Lemme know if that ceases t’be th’case now, OK? Not fair ewe should have t’go hungry just ‘cuz someone else ain’t! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Me personally, I’d be fit t’be tied!!!

Lunchtime! I think ∆omeone in the office took my ∆andwich out the fridge but that'∆ okay.... I'll ju∆t have a little bi∆cuit for lunch......

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D:

what a jaCkass! >︵<

>> terr¡b1e ev¡1ડ ¡n th¡ડ wor1d, ¡'m ડo ડorry

Don't tell my bo∆∆ but I took ∆ix minute∆ in∆tead of five during my break!

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@hallowedVessel[HV]

if they question. you. kill them. #kill

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But then who'∆ gonna pay me!!!!

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@hallowedVessel[HV]

take their position. pay yourself.

I can't wait to get to work today! And have reverie∆ about what it would be like to have a quadrant filled...

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Perhapsss you ssshould focusss on your work inssstead?

I can't wait to go home and do my chore∆! Oh boy!

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I love playing ∆nake on my grubphone! #n∆fw #myworm

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♯ why is this nsfw. what kinda d⨂dgy versi⨂n a snake y⨂u runnin

Becau∆e I'm not ∆uppo∆ed to play game∆ during work!

♯ b⨂ss makes a tr⨂llar. y⨂u make a caegar. d⨂ whateva.

Hello world! Don't tell my bo∆∆ I'm on here during my hour∆ plea∆e...

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♯ i'll keep quiet if y⨂u let me bum a sm⨂ke.

I don't ∆moke! It make∆ my throat feel itchy!

♯ even better. sp⨂t me the d⨂sh f⨂r a pack ⨂f unlucky strikes and i'll keep me g⨂b zipped.