Reshje Pstion
@temporarySecretary
Hello! I'm ju∆t your normal tealblood I ∆uppo∆e... I work a ∆ecretary job! Ummm.... I'm not good at like... Quad∆... Or friend∆.... But I'd ∆ure love ∆ome... ∆o my dm∆ are open!
I'm ∆tarting to think the guy∆ over at marketing are ∆abotaging the AC on purpo∆e.
Oh hey, you're stil~l alive. Neat. Yeah, sor~ry babes, you're fucked.
🤜 omg reshje 🤛 👊 THE reshje pstion 👊 🤭 GIRL YOU ARE A STRAIGHT UP FUCKING DIVA AROUND THE OFFICE LIKE STRUT THAT SHIT WE NO JOKE PULL YOUR CHITS UP ON THE XL BREAKROOM TV AND CRANK THE TEXT TO SPEECH VOLUME TO MAX 😳 👆 👆 we literally put a subwoofer in the compcronie budget (100k quarterly btw) and put it on the card just so we could drown out the laughs your content creates 👆 👆 🫶 obvi i would never come between the heiress of tee hee terror tickling teals and her super stable super steady job 🫶 🤔 but if you ever need something part time 🧐 😏 dms open 😏 #Chairministrangling #Recruit #SigmaHandInYours #NowShakeIt #Bestieeeee # ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ON LINE ONE. ☝️ 🤙
Oh my go∆h I had no idea anyone knew me out∆ide of thi∆ office! I don't even think everyone in∆ide thi∆ office know∆ me... But I'd be up for a ∆ide hu∆tle! I need to ∆ave up for a new fancy ∆tapler!
Netflix and chill after work today! I'm ∆o excited!!! #n∆fw #noto∆haapproved #what∆houldwewatch
cough cough. i sneje u wachin bloooddyyyy it was fcalled eurur,,i know itsname bauut likjje name was somewthin goin to lkaijee trolltaoign worirorsss euuhh i forgot the anmee blaad! goaudllouck on ur series binngin'
Thi∆ might ∆eem a little extreme for me to ∆ay but ∆eadweller∆ are kind of... Attractive......
clam the FUCK down or tag your nsfwe
× Pfft.. So Nsfwve! Can't Believve You ×
⊹₊˚{ ....okay???? what do you want me to do about that? }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I think everyone ∆hould like.... Hold hand∆....... More...........
$-$-$ gr8 !dea lawl™
PREACH!
The fella∆ invited me over for troll Netflix and chill tomorrow! What ∆hould we watch.....
AC i∆n't working at the office again! And while I'm wearing nothing but a white button up for ca∆ual friday! It'∆ almo∆t like it'∆ on purpo∆e........ #n∆fw #noto∆haapproved #puddle
how do this happen to you every week. you'RE such a fucking oddity to me.
i'M going to keep it 100 with you, i don'T know if you are man.
But my performance report∆ alway∆ come in really po∆itive!!!
congratulations. now, and stay with me here. full attention. do we think the lack of clothes has any effect on the performance report?
quiCk question: where exaCtly Do you work? asking so i Can Come anD uhhhhh help!
Fact checked by real Alternian patriot∆!!!!
[𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝙲𝚃-𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚃𝚂:] ✅𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴 Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
It'∆ ca∆ual friday!!!!!!!!
finally!!
The AC in the office i∆n't working! I'm ∆weating!!!!
it'S just never ending with you, you know that? like a real comedy of errors
<<"...sniff sniff">>
It'∆ ∆unday! That mean∆ I only have to work 11 hour∆ in∆tead of 12! I wonder what I'm going to ∆pend all that free time on.......
Underwear Friday i∆ going fine! A∆ long a∆ I ignore all the ∆taring..... #n∆fw
this is like seeing environmental storytelling in the first 20 minutes of the game pay off right towards the end
X Dude what x
whats underwear friday? :?
That'∆ what the guy∆ at the office ∆aid today wa∆! But none of them came in their underwear!
strange! i've been skipping pants and underwear for a bit now, so just know you're not alone in this!! maybe you misunderstood what he meant?
No one a∆ked me to go to fight night... Again..........
Ɏ you ca-a-an just go they dont a-a-actua-a-ally check if you ha-a-ave chittr clout (i wa-a-as worried when i first went) Ɏ
I wonder what it feel∆ like to ki∆∆ another troll.....
it feels reall7 good, i re(ommend tr7ing it
c< i wHOlly recOMMeNd it! >c
The guy∆ keep ∆aying I ∆hould bounce on it! But thi∆ i∆ a normal office chair! There i∆ no bouncing...
Third cup of coffee! Thing∆ are going crazy today!!!!!!!
what'S next? a fourth?
Everyone here i∆ ∆o ∆upportive! But I'm ∆ure my co-worker∆ have no ill will toward∆ me!
The guy∆ are telling me friday i∆ work in your underwear day.... It'∆ weird I didn't ∆ee a memo! But I gue∆∆ I'll have to participate for company moral!
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >0k !m n0t usu/\lly n!《 ≡ t0 /\ny0n≡ but th≡y /\r≡ ly!ng t0 y0u. D0nt g0 t0 w0rk !n y0ur und≡rw≡/\r. F0r y0ur s/\k≡.
There is a likely hood they may havve been lyin to you, especially if this is not a regular thin
That Was Definitely Sexual Harassment, Babes. Definitely Go To Work Dressed Normally
There'∆ an after work activity thi∆ Friday! But it'∆ only for... People with quadrant∆........
<<"you, um, you could always try and find someone to pretend for the night?">>
<<"i-i'm sure plenty of people would! y-you seem nice...">>
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Free for this week’s? I would be right happy to play pretend!!! Just lemme roll for my Caverns ‘n Cullbeasts character sheet ‘n stats…!
The ea∆ie∆t an∆wer i∆ u∆ually the correct one!