Itchibold The Great
@itChy
Member of THE FELT, Froggy Guy, and Shipping King
(My art.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f0e47c6b4f3.png
I'm actually going to sleep now.
WTF. YEAH JUST BLOCK ME ASSWIPE.
Like I wanted to talk to you anyway.
Guess he really went. Ha, what a loser.
My Lord! @thegoodScratchdoctor is hate reacting to my adoration about you.
The sentiment is reserve solely for you.
I doubt he'll see it that way.
I love when the Lord reacts to me, it makes me feel seen. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94b1f5f75016.jpg
2/4 people who reacted to my last post. Go die in a pit of fire.
WE'LL MOP UP THE LUMMOXES, ITCH. YOU SET UP THE CRATES FOR THE FIREFIGHT, I'LL KNOCK 'EM DOWN.
Okie dokie, my Liege. I'll get it ready!
Can disgusting nobodies not react to my posts? Thanks.
Blegh.. I'm just gonna keep bed rotting for the rest of the week. Fuck doing anything.
Got to go to the party after all, hehehe.
Come to my room, dipshit. We can have a party.
Comin' up now. Lemme just set aside my wood carvin's.
So? I didn't tell you when we were hip to hip, anyway.
Unfortunately, he knows...
Waaaaaaaaaaaiting.
Comin'.
Oh, yeah you will.
Oh my god, you're so slow.
:(
No you should not attend the gala. It sucks.
But someone might die.
It's our fucking city and you're inviting the riff raff. Eat my whole ass.
You've been neglecting your hating me stuff is all. A different green skeleton cursed me out earlier and it was really lame and pathetic. :/
YOU'RE SO UGLY. GROSS. GO AWAY.
I WORK WITH WHAT I GOT. YOu GIVE NOTHING. YOu GET NOTHING. I AM AN EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONAL HATER. NOT A FREELANCE WHORE WILLING TO PuT OuT FOR ANYONE VAGuELY ANNOYANCE. NOW FuCK OuT OF HERE. SEWER GRATE LICKER.
Nah.
Well, now I don't wanna.
Everyone talking about the stupid party I'm not invited to. Fuck off.
You're sayin' this like I'm going. Also, wrong party.
HES NOT INVITED EITHER. THE WHOLE FELT ISN'T INVITED.
Thank2 for the clariifiicatiion on that. But the other thiing, II 2tiill wii2h two know.
I dont know what kinda stupid stuff they wear. Us Felt and even the Midnight Crew aren't invited so like. Idk.
Don't matta' how behaved you are. We're gangsters. They won't even let da Doc in. 'Cause, yanno. Also a gangster.
Discrimination.
Don't sweat on it Itchy. All the rich fucks in the world can circlejerk in that poshy lil' money party. They know who really runs da joint.
YEAH. US. WE OWN THIS FUCKING CITY.
Damn right. They're sittin' pretty in their party now, but when we make da moves, they're on their knees makin' sure we stay happy. We own dis fuckin' city. They know. They'll always know...
All the laps in the world can't maintain this energy output.
I feel so exhausted.
THERE IS COFFEE IN THE LOUNGE, MY BOY. IT IS ALWAYS FRESHLY BREWED. ALWAYS.
I don't know if coffee is gonna help! I've been running laps all day. I think I'm on my 50th?
Ok. I got some!
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
X ?? x
...Oh hi Callie!
X Hi itchibold x
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
Look, Itchy. We're trying to find the guy who did this. We're getting to the bottom of this.
He voted to vent me the last round!!! AND CABBIE WAS THE IMPOSTER.
Also, you followed Cabbie, hehe. :)c He's one of my trovemates.
He's a really cool boy!
Maybe next time actually listen to me when I'm saying I'm NOT THE IMPOSTER. VENTED ME TWO TIMES.
MY BOYS. PLAYING GAMES. AND NOT INVITING ME? ET TU, ITCHY?
UhGH! Sorry, boss. We'll invite you next time!
oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw
Don't panic. Press your toes against da floor. Deep breath, pressure against da feet, wait it out 'til it's gone.
sorry but your johnson is 6onna shoot off like a firework and you will be diCkless forevermore.
I'm trying but I keep re-reading what he said to me, and I'm... I'm gonna choke.
NONONONONONOINEEDMYDICK
No I'm not on here much and when I am I'm not stalking you and your conversations my sweet.
Just stop readin' the damn thing! Also he's our boss, it's unprofessional. I know the heart does what it wants, but get it a grip on it. Metaphorically speakin'...
He's our boss but he totally said he'd declothe me among other things. HOWAMINOTSUPPOSEDTOREACTTHISWAY?
He didn't say it in a gay way. He ain't gay. ...right? I'm pretty sure he's not.
I'm on the ground in a pool of flustration!