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2afe 2pace thii2,, 2afe 2pace that.. fuck all of you..
What makes you think that?
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
Even I'm starting to grow concerned now over this change in behavior from you, Eggs.
you treat me so good i might cry but in a good way
my 🌈⭐🖤 came and swept me up it turns out i'm just a little bit sad, but he always makes me smile
@itChy What the absolute Fuck did you do to the water? Why is it brown?!
…Sure. Shop vac would be ideal.
I’m still finding confetti everywhere goddamnit @itChy
I believe it has aspects of it though usually were more amorous on the 17th of March!
i mean, if you want to?
....i like that a lot.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
kyaaaa,.,.,/.//
it's not that i don't like it!
like, i guess itchy calls me 'baby' sometimes if he's in a good mood and actually payin' attention to me. but that's like, generic as hell.
The Felt should consider actually letting Itchy be in charge. It would be an improvement. Still atrocious. But an improvement.
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
THERE'S MY ITCHY. LIKE A TRIGGER FINGER GIJINKA. ALWAYS READY TO START SOMETHING. EVEN WHEN I ASK HIM TO END IT. VERITABLE. BEST BEHAVIOR. IF THERE WERE A WAY TO. RECOGNIZE BITCHMAXXING. NASTINESS. I WOuLD WITHOuT HESITATION. ENSuRE YOuRS IS INSCRIBED. ON THE HALL OF ETERNITYS. ENSHRINED. IN YOuR MANY MISDEEDS. SO THAT EVEN WITH YOuR PASSING. NO ONE FORGETS WHY. THEY CALL YOu. THE GREAT.
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
Aw you lovable rogue you, I can do 9.
I HOPED. WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OBSCENE. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE FUN. THAN A BUNCH OF BLOOD. FOR ME TO WRING OUT OF THE CARPET.
no cause this ate ;-;
https://i.imgur.com/nzFmu5h.png @itChy #slickart
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
OH ITCHY THANK GODDNESS YOURE ALIVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Loggin in an findin lotsa black shells followin me with their descriptors bein "Dont talk to me if youre a frog." Well which is it then. Make up yer mind.
im tired of all this meat posting!!!! candy be upon ye!!! #candyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/308b677855ca.jpg
fuck ya me 2
Got so jigh I be twitching. #substances
reading rankMaid's fics and concepts to help Me fall asleep like th8y're recuperacoon stories
what, like some sort of sexytime robin hood? #nsfw
Just between us frogs, a certain bitch nearly put me in the grave. Oh, if only I had a handsome nurse to tend to my wounds!
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
I HAVE LO5T 5IGHT OF 5NOWMAN'5 FUTURE TRAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF 5HE FIND5 ME OR NOT. :')
((wohld
I'm looking into this.
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
Rapidly 5o~! I'm in danger! :)
It's true, I saw their trails before it happened, you can aaaaalways trust me~
Passing through the main hall glad I'm not Trace right now. Can't imagine how many past trails are left after last night.
IS SHE OKAY? IF THERES HOOKS INVOLVED SHE COULD BE HURT AND IF SHES HURT WERE ALL SCREWED... EXCEPT MAYBE CLOVER CLOVER WOULD BE OKAY
Hm. A few duplicates on here, wonder if any of these guys know my crew.
How is this supposed to be easy to navigate when I don't know a soul? Maybe a picture will help. That'll have to wait.
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
oh you're so right, i'm sorry baby, thank youuuu. i'll make you your hangover cures to make up four it.
I mean, yeah. Fuck all the cueball head iterations.
This I agree with YEAH!!
i have nØw seen twØ gØØd pØsts.
here take this ibuprofen
honestly yeah. you better watch the fuck out though. -O
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
Spades Slick takes five minutes to piss. Do with this information what you will.
and here i thought you were like that naturally. i guess i can relent then. that flavor is discontinued though. this is the one i get instead. you can have one of these. https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/bcbf7fc0-05e9-4d0d-933c-30eabf9ca620.png
B33 < idk what youre up to but clawngrats on impurroving lunch this goes hard
Good morning sluts. #nsfw
i don't have ears
my estranged wife. if you see her can you tell her that i miss her? https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/e68d9563-9992-40e7-bdc4-a691bff05957.png
I can dine on spades. It would be fitting.
Unfortun8tely, our universes never aligned. I come from a world that pred8tes the existence of the moon upon which you now reside. And, rather regretta8ly, the very existence of Alternia also marks the end of my own.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE WICKED BITCH, @GUTSYGUMSHOE, HAS BEGUN EXTERMINATING MY FOES, THE ONLY WAY A FAT WHORE LIKE HER EVER COULD. BY EATING THROUGH THEIR NUMBERS. I EAGERLY AWAIT THE FULL EXTERMINATION, OF THE SHITTY LITTLE CARAPACE CREW.
YOU KNOW THE MID NIGHT CREW IS TRULY IS MID. WHEN IT'S EVEN IN THEIR NAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! "MID" NIGHT CREW INDEED!!!!!!!!!!! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!
Stop poisoning my crew members.
Welcome 8ack, Itchy.
Fo+und a memo+ry with a human bed and to+o+k a nap... I no+w understand the struggles o+f "getting o+ut o+f bed." Piles o+f pillo+ws and so+ft blankets rival the co+mfo+rt o+f a pile o+f miscellaneo+us things put to+gether fo+r bo+nding.
the oil talk was fucking stupid and so is this clurch one. move the fuck on dimwits.
You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
Clowns 4r3 F1N3. 1 GU3SS. Th3y 4r3n't 4ll th4t. 1 don't und3rst4nd wh4t's go1ng on but 1 n33d3d to ch1m3 1n.
You're never gonna know mine!! 🎈Ω🔷 ;P
bro your quirk is 100% unreadable
You ever think about the tension of a garotte.in the moment of its use? You ever consider the wretched writhing of your victim? The desperate, heated gurgling. Would you rather do it face to face? The better to see them die? Or from behind, not a sudden kill but one nevertheless impossible to anticipate. I need to pin someone to the floor. Sleep lightly, Midnight City.
D --> It seems like it'd be uncomfortable on the felt
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
I just need to redo my makeup repack my inventory top off the fuel in my lipstick brush my hair drink WATRE and ill be fine and dandy.
i look away four 4 seconds and we're all #oilingup. does bein' covered in paint count?
what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))
You won’t believe in magic until you spend a night with me at one of my mocktini bikini parties
D --> Me
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
Strong advocate for hopping timelines and drowning your doubles in the bay for fun #gore (?)
OW! Stubbed my toe... Has google foreshadowed pokemon go yet or no?
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H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!! You THOUGHT 1 WOULD NOT S33!!!!! @fortu1tousn3ssG4mbl1g4nt https://cdn.d1scord4pp.com/4tt4chm3nts/1169809950512521309/1487200701074641028/1MG_9521.png?3x=69c84715&1s=69c6f595&hm=44d2745d6b85bb31453833bf3463d314fc4f47d34f0907df60141b7d55fb4365&
important psa: leprechauns are very soft to the touch
i wish i had a girl/boyfriend. it sounds like it would be fun to be friends with a girl/boy.
TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYY IIIII GGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT AAAAA CCCCCCOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!||||||||||\\\\\\\\\
IM NOT NAPPING IN MY TIME MACHINE ANYMORE MAYBE NEXT TIME :)
1 w1ll not s4y 4 word. But 1f you do, 1 m4y p33k.
IM HERE FROM THE PAST TO THE NOW! ITS FIVE OCLOCK HEREWHERE!
Th1s h4pp3ns to m3. St4y s4f3 out th3r3. Th3y m4y b3 lurk1ng.
the door is open. ;o)
ALL OUR MOTHERFUCKIN FLUIDS ARE TINTED WITH OUR COLOR. all of em. especially the fun ones. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f8040844477.jpg
HELL YEAH IT IS. we got a motherfuckin rainbow of innards. we do more than bleed em though.
AND I LOVE TRAVLING FORWARD IN TIME THATS MY FAVORITE PASTIME! OR SHOULD I SAY FUTURETIME!
(( clover (me) is currently in the chamber (irl stuff) wont be active much but ill try for my baby girls.
HIGHBLOOD, you funny lil green thing. my shit is PURPLE.
IM THE MOTHERFUCKIN GRAND HIGHBLOOD. who are you? :o)
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE YOUR HANDS FOR MORE THAN JUST BEATING PEOPLE UP? YOU CAN USE THEM TO DRAW PICTURES TOO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM A DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION DRIP TIP IS COPYWRITTEN BY BISCUITS SO DONT STEAL IT OR ILL SUE! 86534-00
:o)
why in gods fucking name would i be jealous of that?
who up? and by up i don't know what i mean. #nsfw?
It's "make decoy pages" friday
It seems I must wash this suit... It's covered in paint somehow...
all the more reason to love my bed
i love my bed and my bed loves me
what the fuck else would i be?
CHITTR SHADY FACT #21 • “y’all might be confused but 01 is actually the leader of both the felt and the crew. setting the record straight here.”
i see a small green figure in the distance. not too sure how to feel about this.
((Anything i draw as op here will take time, I am slow as balls when i draw but i prommie i will get it all done!))
Greetings! Normally, I am hesitant to impose myself upon another’s priv8te correspondence, yet your offer is quite appealing, especially given the num8er of questions I have. I am aware that ichi denotes “one” in Eastern 8eforan. I had little dou8t that you would hold the position of leader of oper8tions. I must say, you appear considera8ly more outgoing than the Midnight Crew’s leader, which is rather refreshing, I admit.
Oh, how delightful that there are leprechauns here! Do you have any idea how remarka8ly scarce their kind is across most places of the multiverse? It is quite rare to encounter such a specialised species so openly.
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
what the fucK aRe you some KiNd of aГieN https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/poRtRait2.pNg
X Kicking my feet and blushing over here now x
;3
I kno a hot milf
\/\/\/\/hy d'I feel I summoned a s\/\/\/\/arm o'yins.
just outside midnight city. i'll send you our tempospacial coordinates.
you're welcome in the manor anytime, big boy. ;)
Thank you but that does not even remotely answer my question.
Wait. Why did you tag this NSFW.
i can help >>ith that~ #nsf>> #>izziyforpresident
#drokestrokefriday #nsfw ???
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat this means, thank ye.
>([#c#itterconfessions #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/efbaf5e1bba0.png]
@fortuitousnessGambligant clam yo fuckin bass down
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
i mean you shouldn't eat it it hurts the chickens!!!!
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY DDDDDIIIIIDDD YYYYOOOUUU EEEAAATTT RRRAAAWWW CCCHHHIIICCCKKEEEN????
DDDDOOOOOZZZZEEEE
>([#ey man it looks like your stick and ball game table is encased in some kind of slime or per#aps jello]
IIII WWWWIIIIILLLLL HHHHHEEEELLLPPPP YYYOOOUUU!!!!!!!""""
Figures there's ANOTHER jam at the Jack Squat underpass. Just go around morons! Stop honking your stinkin' horns!
(^･ω･^) < SURE THING I CAN SHIP ME AND YOU ITCHY!!!!!!!!!TRUST I WILL BE DRAWING THIS!!!
MMMMAAAAYYYYYBBBBBEEE YYYOOOOUUUU SSSSHHHHHOOOOUUULLLDDD PPPUUUTTT LLLEEESSS GGGGRRRASSS IIIINN TTTTHHHEEEMMM
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
iiiii nnnnneeeeddd hhhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllpppppp hhhhhhooooowwwww aaaaammmm iiiiiii sssttttuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiinnnnnnnn ttthhhhhhhiiiiiiisssssssss ddddooooooorrrrrrrrr'''''''
CCCRRROOOOBBBAAAARRRR SSSAAAVVVEEEDDDD MMMMEEEEEEEEE FFFFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM TTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEE DDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRR <<<<33333
aww but i wanted to see you in a wet shirt.
GUH UM IM- I'm sorry?
I mean to be fair if it's work you like doing it doesn't feel like work but- STILL
Oh gods it just keeps getting worse-
CCCAAANNN IIIII JJJOOOIIINNN????
reading rankmaid's peak fiction, mostly.
i looked away four 4 seconds.
IIIIIIII AAAAAAMMMMMMMMM PPPPPPAAAAAAYYYYYIIINNNNNNGGGG AATTEENTTTIIIIOOOOONNNNNNN........
if we're bringing back old stuff may i suggest shrimp glockenspiel https://youtu.be/zUqQt8mD99c
LLLLOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD <<<<<<3333
I wouldn't say no my nimble little friend
IIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSOOOOOO HAPPPY TOOOOOOO SEEE EVEEERRRYYYYYY OOOONEE
hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy oooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee \\\\\\\\\
...you'd be better than spade, I guess.
yknow what, sure.
how are you do you are you how can you do you uh badges? how?
ok guys. https://tiermaker.com/create/candy here's the take. https://i.imgur.com/BmLei0L.png
i'm just trying to make my sugarpie feel better omg dramatic
HUGE IF TRUE.
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i GUESS i could fourgive you....y'know, with the right convincin'.
I've been told flattery will get you everywhere!
no ping four me? </3
Looking ever so handsome my speedy spirit!
i will give you a fucking concussion with a s7ick of me7al
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
Well you sure are my speedy spirit
Cheers Uno
Hmm... Any leprechauns around willing to help a fella out? I got a question about charms and how they work... For uh. Purely objective and curiosity reasons- For a friend even.
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I'm a Sawbuck from the future has the great seahorse uprising begun yet or am I too early?
IM OLD AS FUCK, SISTER.
night hummingbird~!
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
I know you do, Itchy.
Hmm I suppose I know what you mean... Still though nice to be wanted
You don't think it's nice?
The work around here is never done! Dusting Cleaning Tiding Keeps old 10 hat a very busy man
HAHA I DONT KNOW IF THEY DID IM TRYING OUT A NEW CATCHPHRASE DUHHH OKAY BOSS IS MY GO TO BUT A SECOND ONE CANT HURT!
#charms balloons is an endless pursuit! a hunt, even. constantly trying to take each other down from the sky. in balloons there's a lot more *take* than there is *give*, though it stays level as long as both partners can keep up. it's traps and tricks and wantin' to take someone down a notch, take what you want, even though you like 'em. a good balloons keeps y' grounded, and keeps you entertained. i think this is prrrrobably the closest thing we have to 'hate dating', maybe? but i can't imagine hatin' my balloon.... https://i.ibb.co/Gv8QxXnm/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
i'm crying again but b but it's good?? :''')
i bleed teal but if itchy adopted Me do i bleed red too now
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
despite what your paranoia may lead you to believe, most of us don't actually hate you.
people actually want me to be happy??????
He is quite the charmer isn't he? Pun intended.
i still can't believe itchy wants to be in a trove with me :)
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
alright who's ready four the #charms explanation. disclaimer, these definitions are only four my timeline but are likely to apply to other timelines. four some reason charms tend to be different once you do enough time travel, but i'm only familiar with my own.
that's why i'm tagging them all.
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
does it work this time? #charms https://file.garden/acSd428XdjJpG10X/charms.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
Well whatever you say oh fearless leader :)
i mean i can start worshipping you if that's what you're into lately.
crowbar is dead like, on any day ending with y.
Oh my how tragic! Should we get Stitch on this or wait a while?
@itChy You're online, do YOU have any fucking clue what he's on about?
I think it's because the website's made for a troll.. Don't worry, one day we'll make our own website. With blackjack. and hookers. and charms.
I do wonder why charms isn't an option when it comes to reacts... Oh well some things I suppose are a mystery!
Well I may be pretty slow in a race but my footworks just as fancy fire and fast as it can be given my frame! Just watch the toes my charming charmer lest we be sent some when else entirely ❤️⭐️🍀
That sounds lovely my fast friend Now lets see if your footwork is as fast as your running :) ❤️⭐️🍀
God fucking damn it I should have told him 8:30 or 9
Isn't that the idea of a date? My little quicksilver? ❤️⭐️♦️
Ohoho you DOG! Yeah of course I absolutely STAR a tango! #nsfw And if the vertical tango goes well perhaps it would be moved to a more... horizontal location ❤️⭐️🌙🌈
WERE SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT 8PM AIR! IT TASTES COLD :(
I'm all ears my fast fancy friend ❤️⭐️🌙
I had a nice roast going in the cork pot all day and it should be just about done :) ❤️⭐️🌙
I'm here thankfully no time shenanigans got in the way! I've got a nice red wine if you're feeling it my fast friend :)
wah wah dOn'T t4lK tO MeEeE oh my god lighten up.
OHHH OKAY :) MY TIME MACHINE STILL WORKS SO ILL BE OUT OF YOUR UH HAIR UNTIL SNOWMAN TIME!
Why on earth would they do that?? To what end would they pick you of all of us to sacrifice? Surely doze would have been an easier target to get a hold of!
HELL YE4H I DO!!!!
die it's raining outside!!
I CAN SEE THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY TIME MACHINE THERES GUYS OUT THERE SOMETIMES!
i don't know who those guys are but i'm fascinated by whatever this post is.
(^･ω･^) < HOW DOES EVERYONE F33L ABOUT ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS AS A SLOWBURN RED SITUATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #GAY BABI333333333!!!!!!!!!
Is that a DISCO ball? Since when did the lime green dance studio have a DISCO BALL?? Thats a lot of mirrors to clean...
aSJSJFHFWPW, ok stripping rn #nsfw
outside in the rain.
// fuck is we doin bringin syscourse to chittr can we grow the fuck up lmfao
Good weather for a gunfight. Real ones know.
my eyes and throat are on fire jesus fuck.
Hey how how about dinner instead?? Just you and me I hear the lime green dance studio will be free at 7:30? Provided no PUTZES in orange or purple striped hats decide knife tag is an option
hit the tunes, baby~
do you think My new dad will get Mad if i M8ke 8 sk8te raMp out My hivesteM window to land on the neighboring roof
we could make some if you want. ;)
OOH I ALREADY HAVE A LUSUS BUT CAN I BE YOUR GRUB TOO I'M REALLY FAST PROMISE
you want tadpoles??
i don't suck. i am said trucer.
yeah i think that's how you being me works?
i got on here cause i heard we were having charms discourse.
If you're wondering where I was for the apparent fire that took place in the mint green kitchen... so am I!
@obliteratingOmen @docScratch @onescratchOfmany Invest in better soundproofing. I don't need to be hearing this.
Ah what does that putz know about leprechauns? Dick diddly if you ask me
TO THE OTHER FELT MEMBERS HERE: WHATEVER NOISE YOU HEAR LATER. DON’T MIND IT. BUSINESS IS HAPPENING. #NSFW
I'm not hunting you all down on the feed any other felt members please hit me up but don't ACTUALLY hit me because then we'll be god knows where god knows when!
I don't beleive you Itchy this place is looking too 2020s to be the year 1
LAST I SAW JADE GREEN LIVING ROOM BUT HE STUBBED HIS TOE SO WHEN HE IS NOW IS ANYONES GUESS
EXCEPT HE’S MORE. FLABBIER
I SAW SAWBUCK AND THOUGH HE WAS ME AGAIN WE JUST LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE WERE ONE TO ONE!
i've pulled karkat out from the fight later today. crowbar has implied he'll be cheating so i won't stand for this unsportsmanlike behaviour.
NOT A MOMMA BUT I CAN DO THE SALSA 👀👀 #NSFW #UP4GRABS #WHOWANTME
this is gonna turn into a fight between me and crowbar real fucking quick.
i am threatening to pull karkat from this fight if crowbar doesn't stop being a bad sport.
hip twists do sound quite snazzy #nsfw
every day more scum like you, but you'll see when we fill you with bullets who's tha boss in here
I retract my previous self-imposed schedule for #nsfw posting. Felt cute, might edit and nuke this out of existence later. https://thumbs.booru.org/rule34stuck/thumbnails//13/thumbnail_9dfa5ed10095ff9aed1588bb45d3529420ec1ce6.png
can we organise a mass blocking of all felt members?
except for itchy.
MASSIVE CHUB HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/95250AF7DF5A.JPG #NSFW
temporary truce with only you.
for your general information i'm not a prude, i just don't wanna see scratch talking about getting his pussy pounded. #nsfw
oh sweet jesus enough with this horseshit on main.
tell me too please.
can we get this fucker off the platform?
Right. I'm back. Was nice to be away from this cesspool for a while.