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oh nah that shits too much effort especially when you bend over backwards for like me jane crocker the imperious condescension her imperial lackeys whatever chucklefuck she puts in office lord english (shoutout to @themanintheCairoovercoat) the felt (shoutout to @itChy) caliborn (shoutout to @caliBorn) and about a dozen other guys you are like the ultimate help desk with no free will of your own why would i put you out of work aha
@itChy
i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw
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@devilishDebel because they arwe rwude to me go stab them maybe severwal times
okay the fuck did itchy do to you????
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
Hehe..if you find a way to tracen, maybe X)
I’VE GOT A MAN ON THE JOB.
dessert for tonight..hopefully i dont get too much on mini marche cx https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1513759014947913838/IMG_4929.jpg?ex=6a28e571&is=6a2793f1&hm=46314fd611ef8996a5d6bcac4621beffaa5968c1e30bfd5ba75296688104596a&
I'm begging you to riddle me with bullets right this millisecond. Use your favorite gun. Please.
I WILL HUNT DOWN AND CLAIM HER WEAPON. SO I MAY THRUST THAT WAND THROUGH HER STILL BEATING HEART.
It's funny, I think I have run into iterations of him before while livin as the Lord. It always came down to a fight. The ones on this platform, however? New. Thankfully tangled up in their own spaces, their own ambitions. I ain't out lookin for a fight.
HIDEOUS. BEAUTIFUL. HIDEOUS. BEAUTIFUL.
YOU WORK FOR MY PUPPET, NOW, WHICH GRANTS YOU A VERY MINOR REPRIEVE.
HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO.
LET THE GAME BEGIN.
A SIMILAR LIST OF THE TROLLS WILL REQUIRE SOME THOUGHT, AS THEY ARE ALMOST ALL EQUALLY SCUM.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT IS AN IMPEDIMENT TO ME?
YOU’LL GET YOURS EVENTUALLY, SCUM.
A LIST, OF SORTS. THE ORDER OF WHICH I WOULD SLAUGHTER THE HUMANS INSTRUMENTAL IN MY RISE. ROXY LALONDE: REPREHENSIBLE BITCH, WHO CANNOT KEEP HER HANDS OFF THAT WHICH DOES NOT BELONG TO HER. I WOULD ANNIHILATE HER UTTERLY, RETURN HER TO THE VOID SHE STEALS FROM. ATOM BY PAINFUL ATOM. JANE CROCKER: SIMILARLY PRESUMPTUOUS, HER HANDS WHERE THEY SHOULD NOT BE, AND IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO TURN A BRINGER OF LIFE INTO A STAIN. HOW MANY TIMES COULD I RIP HER LIMB FROM LIMB BEFORE SHE IS DRAINED DRY OF LIFE, I WONDER? JADE HARLEY: SHE IS NOT WITHOUT SOME AMOUNT OF POWER, BUT IT IS NOT HERS. IT IS INHERITED, TAKEN. THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE MASTER OF THE GREEN SUN. AND WHEN I SEND HER SCREAMING, WRITHING ACROSS ALL OF SPACE, HER MOLECULES SCATTERED AND DISTORTED. ROSE LALONDE: THE PUPPETS PUPPET, A SEER WHO CANNOT SEE THE TRUTH. WHEN HER EYES ARE TAKEN, WE WILL SEE WHAT HER LIGHT SHOWS HER. JOHN EGBERT: OR, PERHAPS, OTHER NAMES. ONCE, LONG AGO, THEY AGGRESSED ME AS A HATCHLING, BEFORE I BECAME UNTO A GOD. LET THEM COME AGAIN, AND I WILL SETTLE THE SCORE. ONCE AND FOR ALL. DAVE STRIDER: THIS KNIGHT HAS SPIRIT, BUT HE CANNOT HOPE TO SLAY THE DRAGON OF ALL DRAGONS THAT IS I. HE IS FILLED WITH DOUBTS AND INSECURITY BENEATH HIS MASK OF STRENGTH. I WILL PIERCE THAT SOFT HEART WITH HIS OWN SWORD. DIRK STRIDER: AH, BUT HERE IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY! HIS STRENGTH IS FAR TRUER THAN HIS KINS, AND I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO ENTER INTO BATTLE WITH HIM. SWORD CLASHING AGAINST STAFF. MY COLORS AND MAYHEM AGAINST HIS COLD STEEL. IT WOULD BE *MOTHERFUCKING* GLORIOUS.
YOU ARE IRRITATING.
ITS PRIDE MONTH? A WHOLE MONTH? JUST FOR A BUNCHA LIONS?
Well he's not the worst person I know.
You did delete the ones of us in... compromising positions right? #nsfw
DO NOT HuRT YOuRSELF. TRYING TO FIGuRE THIS ONE OuT. DuH.
⭕ ⭕ THE EYES OF KITTYBITCH ARE uNBLINKING AND FOREVER. WHEN YOuR EYELIDS CLOSE. HERS DO NOT. YOu WILL SEE HER. STARING THERE. IN BLESSED ETERNITY. YOu HAVE BEEN CuRSED. AND THEY ARE DANCING. THE FIDDLERS GRIN HIDEOuSLY. TOWERING OVER THEM ALL. IS THE KITTYBITCH. AND SHE IS NAKED. HER SMALL PAWS LIVELY AND QuICK. AND NOW IN DOuBLE TIME. AND HISSING TO THE LADIES. SMALL. AND PALE. AND HAIRLESS. LIKE AN ENORMOuS GRuB. SHE NEVER SLEEPS. SHE SAYS. SHE SAYS SHE WILL NEVER DIE. SHE BOWS TO THE FIDDLERS AND SASHEYS BACKWARDS. AND THROWS BACK HER HEAD AND EARS AND HISSES DEEP IN HER THROAT. AND SHE IS A GREAT FAVORITE. THE TASMANIAN DEVIL. SHE WAFTS HER NOSE. AND THE LuNAR DOME OF HER KITTYBITCH SKuLL PASSED PALELY uNDER THE LAMPS. AND SHE SWINGS ABOuT. AND TAKES POSSESSION OF ONE OF THE FIDDLES. SWATTING IT SHATTERED ONTO THE GROuND. AND SHE PIROuETTES. SHE SCRAMS. AND MAKES A PASS. TWO PASSES. DANCING. AND FLEEING AT ONCE. HER PAWS ALIGHT AND NIMBLE. SHE NEVER SLEEPS. SHE SAYS THAT SHE WILL NEVER DIE. SHE DANCES IN LIGHT AND IN SHADOW. AND SHE IS A GREAT FAVORITE. SHE NEVER SLEEPS. THE JuDGE. SHE IS DANCING. DANCING.
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DO NOT PANIC. KITTYBITCH JuST DOES THIS SOMETIMES. WHEN SHE IS. STARTLED. OR ANGRY. OR CONFuSED. SHE IS NOT FIXED. SO IF SHE CONSIDERS SOMETHING OF YOuRS. TO BE WORTHY OF FLIRTING WITH. PREPARE TO HAVE IT BITTEN. CEASELESSLY. THAT IS HOW SHE FLIRTS. IT IS ALSO HOW SHE EXPRESSES DISGuST. AND ANGER. AND HAPPINESS. REALLY. SHE BITES. THAT IS ALL SHE DOES. SHE BITES. WE ALL LOVE THIS ABOuT HER. SHE BITES. AND HER EYES GLOW RED WHEN THE SACRED JuJu HAS BEEN FOuND BY AN uNWORTHY. ^ / \ ^ _,-~~~--~~~--._ ( \ / \ _,-' `.__ ( \_.---._/ ) ,' `-(_` -' `-. ) / "--.. \.' `/ , `-. : _ .-. _ : / ; : (⭕).oYo.(⭕); / ` \.-'V'"'V'-./ / ' \\^ ^// /\ / ' : : .-'\\^ ^// ; \ ; / ,' _.-`. `. : \\^_^// ; \ ; ;`. ,'~~-' `. `.`.`-.-' \ |_/ ; `. /-'/___.---. `-. `.`---. \ / | /____.---.))) `-. `---.\ \_____/ (____________))))\\\ `-.\\\\ \\\\
Hey he won that thing fair and square
That other doc hated this post. He wants you so bad I'm sorry
@itChy
Justice for @itChy
first of all BRING IT ON is such a fucking banger second of all oh my god you danced your little heart out
i wonder if people like my hair up or down better >X3 anyway heres a self13! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14f5fed22c9e.png
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GOOD BOY.
WHAT.
I FEEL AS IF I'VE BORROWED SOMETHING HORRIBLE FUCK DEEP BELOW THE SURFACE OF THIS DISCOURSE.
THAN I HAVE LAID MY SWEET MANLY CHARMS IN A WAY THAT COULD ONLY BE SEEN AS DIVINELY LUCKY. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.
I HAVE A PARTICULARLY GHASTLY NOSTALGIA FOR YOU AS MY FIRST GREEN MALE COMPANION.
WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT. YOU AND I.
WHO THE FUCK IS TARZAN.
I MISS VINE.
I AM TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR SERVANTS, SOLDIERS, BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS WITH SCARY FACES AND SLASH OR VOICES, GOONS, GRUNTS, LAME SCANTILY CLAD FEMALES (MALES ACCEPTED TOO BUT DONT MAKE IT WEIRD) TO FEED ME CANDY WHEN I AM RELAXING IN MY MASSIVE, UNDENIABLY BAD ASS MANSION, OR GENERALLY LOYAL SERVANTS OF ANY KIND. SERIOUS INQUIRIES TO SERVE THE SUPREME NOBLE OF TIME *ONLY!!!*
it would be SOOOOO cool to get this in badge form but ONLY for me beclaws im the best halloween purrson ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b067227dd6.jpeg
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 84 gold, 65 exp New quest: 𝗢𝗯𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 the 𝙊𝙧𝙗 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 from the 𝘾𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮.
Keep the momentum up. We are all rooting for you.
One has my respect for this. Anything that ruins the day, mood, or general temperament of Scratch is to be admired and appreciated. Also, Diamonds Droog.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Nodd!ng and tak!ng notes from the ss!del!ne. Th!sSs hasss become enterta!n!ng to me꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Don’t l!sssten to them keep go!ng꠹
it's okay to get embarrassed when someone notices your crush dude.
godspeed.
@itChy I'm betting on you to beat up @thegoodScratchdoctor
I WOULD NOT HIT ANY OF MY FRIENDS I LIKE THEM TOO MUCH! THIS IS A #FACT! DO NOT KNOW WHY THESE HITTING LISTS ARE #NSFW THESE TIMES ARE TRYING BUT WE STAY STRONG!
I will refrain from making such lists about which of my friends and cooworkers I would #smashorpass but lets just say I do not hide my feelings on any of them. #nsfw ish
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Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life
At least I'm not running around, begging for scraps because I fear my own mortality.
Now now, let's not go comparing gems. This is beneath you, Doctor.
Itchy appreciation post. Leave your comments of appreciation for @itChy here. Personally, I'm still invested in working out who kept screwing him over in Among Us.
Hey, that's not nefarious in a intriguing way. Just kind of mean.
WE'LL MOP UP THE LUMMOXES, ITCH. YOU SET UP THE CRATES FOR THE FIREFIGHT, I'LL KNOCK 'EM DOWN.
Comin' up now. Lemme just set aside my wood carvin's.
My man.
Party's over. Except for a few stragglers, I think. But hey, shit kind of rocked, so I'm not complaining. Shoutout to @lightofDemocracy for hosting the whole thing, and for not revoking my invite after my initial Chitt about starting shit at the gala. Pretty sure most people probably would. And a not-quite-as-respectable shoutout to @itChy. Dude may have crashed the party, but I gotta admit, it was entertaining as fuck.
Saw that little Felt dude land a nasty kick on a security's guard nuts. This gala kinda rules, actually. #midnightcitygala
WHY ARE YOu BREACHING CONTAINMENT. TAKE YOuR FuCKuGLY FACE BACK WITHIN PuNTING DISTANCE. IN ANOTHER THREAD. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN JuGGLING TWO REALLY THROWABLE BODIES. I HAVE ONE HAND. AT ALL TIMES. TRAINED ON FLIPPING OFF MY ENEMIES. OR WITHDRAWING HOT LEAD. FOR OuTWARD DISPENSING.
YEAH. DON'T TALK ABOuT. ITCHIBOLD. THE BOLD. THE GREAT. THE EMINENT. AND ITCHSSuE ITCHSSuER TO MY MAGAZINE. SuBSCRIPTION HOLDING. ENEMIES. BY THE WAY. THAT MAGAZINE? IS A FuCKING GuN MAGAZINE. LIKE. THE ONE YOu ATTACH. WHEN YOu OPEN FIRE. AND KILL A MOTHERFuCKER.
Damn right. They're sittin' pretty in their party now, but when we make da moves, they're on their knees makin' sure we stay happy. We own dis fuckin' city. They know. They'll always know...
(ITD BE NICE TO BE INVITED BUT WE CAN GO ON THAT HOT DATE INSTEAD)
LAST PARTY I WENT TO THROWN BY SOME DICKHEADS THE CHUMP FUCKIN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO MAKE A POINT GOIN TO THE GALA AINT WORTH SHIT
gAlA sOUnds cOOl. if yOu'rE lIkE, a rich AssholE. i'm prObAbly gOnnA skip it. i got way cOolEr shit to be dOIn.
@inspectingPickles Stretch asked nicely enough! Be seeing you crazy kids tomorrow! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea0630d7ab57.png
HUH? HUH? HUH? WEHHH, WEHHH, WAHHH, LORD ENGLISH, LORD ENGLISH, WEHHH, WEHH, HUHHH? HUH? THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING SOUND LIKE. THAT'S YOU. SKINNY LITTLE FUCK.
DROOGS YOU PETTY BEANPOLE FUCK, I WILL TURN YOU INTO DERSITE COLORED WALLPAINT.
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Dawww thanks Uno, you're not half bad yourself. :)
WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN WHEN. ANY TIME. LITERALLY FOREVER AND ALWAYS! LITERALLY ANY TIME!!! THIS IS NOT SOME. FuCKING. SPHINX'S RIDDLE BuLLSHIT YOu ARE PuLLING. IS IT. WHAT KINDOF DIPSHIT PRANK OF WHIMSY AND MORONIC INSOLENCE IS THIS. THERE IS NOT A SET TIME. FOR A LITERAL. LORD OF TIME.
FuCKING DuH? THIS WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED.
MY FELT. THERE'S ANOTHER JOB THAT'S JUST COME THROUH THE ROTARY. I'M MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY AS A SHIT, ON SOME HUNGRY HUNGRY TIME DEMON SHIT, AND WANT ONE OF MY BOYS TO STOP SOMEWHERE ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THE MANOR. YOU CAN GET YOURSELVES SOMETHING IF YOU WANT, WE'RE PUTTING IT ON MEENAH'S BILL. GET MCDONALD'S. I'D PREFER CULVER'S, BUT THERE AIN'T NO MOTHERHONKING CULVER'S ON ALTERNIA. GET A LARGE OREO MCFLURRY, IF THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN, KILL THE CASHIER. TELL THEM TO GIVE US FRIES WITHOUT SALT, SO THEY MAKE A FRESH BATCH. I'M STILL GOING TO PUT SALT ON THEM, MY FELT. ALSO GET TWO HAPPY MEALS FOR SCRATCH AND DAMARA. DAMARA WILL BREAK HER TOY SO I'M GONNA HAVE IT INSTEAD. SEE YOU SOON, MY FELT.
WHY THE FuCK WOuLD IT BE TOO FORWARD? ARE YOu DEMENTED? AS LONG AS YOu MAKE IT CLEAR WHAT YOuR #NSFW INTENTIONS ARE. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF I. FOR INSTANCE. DESCRIBED THE WAY I COuLD LIBERATE YOuR FLuFFY. SOFT. IMMACuLATELY uNTOuCHED FLESH. INTO THE OPEN AIR. CHASTISE YOu FOR NOT TAKING BETTER CARE OF YOuR OuTFITS. FOR LETTING EACH. DECORATIVE STRuT GO TARNISHED BY THE BLOOD OF OuR ENEMIES. AND THE MuD YOu LEFT THEM IN. I COuLD LITERALLY TALK ABOuT. SNATCHING YOu BY THE HIPS. AND YANKING YOu IN. FOR A STERN TALKING TO. JOuSTING MY FINGER AT YOuR CHEST. AND ANNOYEDLY uNFASTENING. EVERY BuTTON. uNDOING EVERY BOW. AND PEELING BACK EVERY LAYER OF CLOTHING. uNTIL IT STOPS DISTRACTINGLY MALFuNCTIONING. IN A CHAIN REACTION DOWN ALONG YOuR ENTIRE WARDROBE. WHILE I BERATE YOuR uNMANNERLY LACK OF FuCKING TACT. THEN. DIGGING MY HANDS. MY FOOT. MY FuCKING FACE INTO THE SMALL OF YOuR BACK. WHILE TRYING TO FIGuRE OuT WHICH CORSET BELONGS TO YOu. AND NOT ANY NuMBER OF THE OTHER ASSORTED FREAKS. IN MY PRIZED RETINE OF BADDIES WHO DO WHAT I FuCKING SAY.
WHATEVER. I SAID I WOuLD DRESS YOu IN EMERGENCIES. DON'T GET IT TWISTED. YOu ARE MY MINION. AND THAT MEANS EVERY CONTINGENCY MuST BE PREPARED FOR. DON'T FORGET IT SO QuICKLY NEXT TIME. EVEN MY LIMITLESS PATIENCE. WELL. YOu GET THE IDEA.
ARE YOu SuRE THAT THERE IS ENOuGH SPACE. IN THE PIDDLY LITTLE FuCKING CHARACTER LIMIT. TO DISCuSS YOuR ITCHSSuES. AT LENGTH? ALRIGHT. BuT. REMEMBER. YOu ASKED FOR THIS. TOTALLY uNPROMPTED. RESPONDING TO OF ONE OF YOuR POSTS. YOu ARE FLAMBOYANT. BILLIARD BAD BITCH NuMBER ONE. WHEN MY SESSION WENT KAPuT. TOTAL SPLODEY. KABLAMO. FuCKING. MEGATON NuKE. YOu WERE MY FIRST REWARD. I COuLD NEVER FORGET SuCH A MILESTONE ACCOMPLISHMENT AS YOu. I STILL REMEMBER. THE FIRST COMMAND YOu WERE ISSuED. I WANTED YOu TO DESTROY THE REST OF THE PLANETS FOR ME. THIS WAS BEYOND YOuR POWERS. AND I FELT. SO FLATTERED. INFuRIATED. BuT FLATTERED. THAT THE FIRST THING I WAS ASKED. WAS. "WHY DON'T YOu DO IT, BOSS?" AND I DID. BECAuSE. MY MINION BELIEVED IN ME. AS ALL DO. FOREVER. ETERNALLY. ONWARDS uNTIL THE END OF TIME. WHICH I SHALL uSHER. WITH A SINGLE BITE. HARANGuE ASIDE. YOuR FIRST "ITCHSSuE". IS THAT YOu ARE LOYAL. TO A MIND NuMBINGLY IRRITATING FuCKING DEGREE OF FAuLT. ALL IT TAKES. IS SOME NuMBSKuLL PRANCING ALONG. WHO IS NOT ME. SWINGING AROuND THE FuCKMASSIVE BuTTSCRATCHER THAT IS. THE CuESTAFF. FOR YOu TO JuMP SHIP AND TAKE YOuR MARCHING ORDERS FROM SOMEONE FuCKING ELSE. INCLuDING. A SIMILARLY BALD. BuT MuCH DuMBER. LESS CHARISMATIC. BITCHNASTY STuPID FuCKING BASTARDIZED VERSION OF ME. YOu ARE SO LOYAL. YOu WOuLD FORSAKE ME IN A HEARTBEAT. BASED ON A MISuNDERSTANDING. BuT I VALuE THIS IN A MINION. SINCE ALL I MuST DO. IS BITE EACH INCREMENTAL FINGER. OFF OF THAT CuEBALL SCEPTER. CHEW SLOWLY. AND SWALLOW. THEN SWISH IT IN THE AIR. WITH A FLOuRISH. AND YOu ARE BACK uNDER MY SPELL WHERE YOu BELONG. PEON. NEXT. YOu ARE AN ABSOLuTE FuCKING CHEAT AT TABLE STICKBALL. DO NOT TELL ME YOu ARE NOT. YOu ARE. YOu ABSOLuTELY FuCKING ARE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. NEXT. DRESS REHEARSAL ITCHSSuE. YOu CANNOT BE CLOTHED IN A TIMELY FASHION. AT ALL. AND REQuIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF OTHERS FOR CHANGING. MORE OFTEN THAN NOT. WHILE IT HAS THANKFuLLY NEVER BEEN RELEVANT. IN THE BITCH BuMMER OF AN EVENT THE FELT MANNER SPONTANEOuSLY EXPLODES. OR I EXPLODE IT IN A FIT OF RAGE. I AM. FuLLY PREPARED. TO LAYER YOuR CAMISOLE-STYLE FITTED TOP. YOuR STRuCTuRED TOP WITH FRILLY BOWS AND LACES. THAT HAS TO BE SLID INTO LIKE A TANKTOP AND PuLLED TAuT. FASTENED. AND STRETCHED. uNTIL IT RESEMBLES A DEAD BuG. SO THAT THE FRONT LIES FLAT. HELP YOu ALIGN THE SEAMS. AS YOuR BITCHNASTY FuCKING LEPRECAuN BODY STEPS INTO YOuR SKIRT. AND HAVE YOu YANK IT uPRIGHT. THIGH HIGHS FOLLOW AFTER IMMEDIATELY. CAREFuLLY SLINKED uP SO AS NOT TO SNAG. THE LEGWARMERS. REQuIRE SCRuNCHING. BEFORE ECLIPSING YOuR FEET LINE A DREAD BLOOD MOON. THEN BuNCHED. LEAVING PLENTY OF LITERAL. ACTuAL GODDAMN WIGGLEROOM. SO AS NOT TO CLuMP OR PROVIDE DISCOMFORT. TO YOuR ANKLES. WHEN YOu ARE CuRBSTOMPING MY MANY ENEMIES. TO DEATH. FOLLOWED BY CHuNKY FuCKMASSIVE SNEAKERS. THEN THE CHOKER GETS FASTENED FASTLY. BuT NOT TOO TIGHTLY. SINCE I NEED TO HEAR YOuR CRIES FOR MERCY IF THERE ARE ANY. EARINGS ARE LAST. ALIGNED WITH PIERCINGS. TO NOT GIVE YOu EVEN MORE FuCKING HOLES. AND LASTLY. THE BERET. SNuGGLY SLID INTO PLACE. BECAuSE. YOu HAVE NO HAIR. THOSE. ARE JuST SOME. OF YOuR ITCHSSuES. THAT I HAVE MADE MY PROBLEM. EVER SINCE. WE FIRST MET. tumut
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PAY NO HEED TO THE RAVINGS OF A BABBLING CHILD, ITCHY MY BOY.
YOU DON'T HAVE ISSUES. YOU HAVE CHARACTER TRAITS.
THANK YOU ITCHY.
THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I'VE GOT MOTION.
I LOVE EATING SANDWICHES NOTHIN QUITE LIKE MUNCHING ON SOMETHING BETWEEN BREAD!
"IF LORD ENGLISH WERE HERE HE'D BE OF THIS POLITICAL PERSUASION." "NO, IF LORD ENGLISH WERE HERE, HE'D BE OF THIS DIFFERENT POLITICAL PERSUASION." LORD ENGLISH, ALREADY HERE: "I AM RATHER FOND OF TAME IMPALA."
ITCHY MY BOY. I WILL ALWAYS BE IN YOUR MENTIONS. THAT IS WHAT A GOOD BOSS DOES. HERE TO ENCOURAGE. TO FOSTER GROWTH. TO USHER YOU INTO BEING THE GOON YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE.
I DO NOT LOVE MY BOYS. LOVE IS FOR FEEBLE HEARTED FUCKING WOMEN AND COMMUNISTS. OF WHICH I AM NEITHER. WHAT I FEEL FOR MY BOYS IS SOMETHING DEEPER. SOMETHING MORE PROFOUND. SOMETHING FAR MORE VALUABLE. SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TO BE ERRINGLY CONFUSED WITH AFFECTION, BECAUSE AFFECTION IS FAR TOO MOTHERFUCKING SHALLOW OF AN EQUIVOCATION. I VALUE MY BOYS. MY STEELHEARTED MEN. MY STALLIONS. MY THREE PIECE SUIT WEARING GOONS. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU, MY FELT.
itchibold! :D
THAT FUCKIN CLOWN PENIS DETECTIVES PARTY IS GONNA BE A BUST
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DIAMONDS DROOG! my phone is burning me.
Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
Pick a new target.
Itchy's been kicked around a lot recently. Why not one of those Amporas or a Clown instead?
Gog speed.
∘☽ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ☾∘
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
The manors quiet tonight. Unless I'm not in the noisy part in which case do NOT bring the noise to me!
Oh yes of that I'm sure! I'm simply putting a kettle on for some tea. I wouldn't mind the fast talking company of a yellow hatted rogue ;)
Always :)
Will have to postpone my own fight with mr @itChy tomorrow at an undisclosed location (as I don't want to alert any authorities). For now Miss Frieda and I are calling it a night.
Figured I'd give the "Fight Night" a try. I could do with a few more Manly and Brawny activities in my life. #fightnight
Pineapples and ham it is.
It might be best to+ just sleep and let this night end.
((Well that was emotionally draining to watch lol))
Go away.
I have the /worst/ headache.
((that was so fuckign emotionally draining i cannot))
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you don't have anything to apologize for. you can take this as a learning experience, you know? organize things with everyone in the future in something like a group chat and stuff, and have some contingencies planned in case someone goes rogue. you didn't do anything wrong.
[to be clear I'm not like 100% sure whats going on but from what little i've seen on the dash some of you need to chill about stuff you aren't even involved in? IDK i'm tired and my friends are stressed out about it which is making me stressed out about it]
hey so like some of ya'll are being really cringe about the felt right now???? can we maybe stop blowing shit out of proportion for like 5 minutes?]]]
Which 2cratch kill3d him th3n and wh3r3 can I find him and kill him
every time i try to relax something monumentally stupid happens.
II am fully wiith the entiire Gray Hou2e. My entiire beehou2e maiinframe clu2ter 2upercomputer, the full 2iized and fully battle ready repliica of Battle2tar B2G75 complete wiith a full compliiment 2quadron of Viiper Mk. IIII'2 ha2 been tran2ferred two your cabiinet. You 2hall 2tiill need two traiin crew for them, but the hardware ii2 now iin the command of The Gray Hou2e. That ii2 the be2t II am able two contriibute. Good luck. God2peed. #we2hallovercome
tbh i have 2 be on my girls side and trollbamas bc im a ride or die kinda girl u know so #mypresident #banishallscratches
Fuck you.
#Mypresident #banishallscratches
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(^･ω･^) < I WAS SEARCHING TROOGLE AND FOUND THIS, KURZORZ IS THAT YOU??? @tacticalCahoots https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/23aa4d50943d.png
Good boy. I'll send you the info.
THE TIMES ARE TRYING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THIS! THAT IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW MAN!
What's wrong speedster? Tummy ache, headache, nosebleed?
I'll come to you in my little doctor uniform with my pills and tinctures see if we can't get you right as rain!
I'll come play doctor shortly ;)
glub #glubposting
the one where mods and textures and shit are free lmao ??? does anyone even play the one where you have to pay for that shit
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I hear your voice It's like an angellll sighiiiing I have no choice I hear your voice Feels like flying 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
bcos it is all jus a big grey block on my scren -from the office of ace dick detective agency
????? still cant read wat u say bro -from the office of ace dick detective agency
hunger
O)_(O
Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/fVCDc5HZ/diamondsdroogs.png
Hm. Doesn’t hit quite the same.
Diamonds Droog.
Sn0wman.
GOOGLE IS IT INAPPROPRIATE TO FLIRT WITH A COWORKER AFTER IMPLYING HE WAS HOMOPHOBIC
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
GOMEN. THIS CHART IS FOR TROLLS. YOU ARE ON A SEPARATE. SECRET CHART. IN YOUR OWN CATEGORY. CALLED “MAYBE. UNLIKELY. POSSIBLE.”
surprising absolutely no one, everyone who bet on the #truecue except four that one dave won their bet.
i know, right?
i was keepin' score even befoure this, don't you worry.
you're always sayin' veck, what is veck.
it's way too many and they all hate each other. it's a nightmare.
oh, we have three more. they're cueball, zero, and screwball.
your alternative bet has been noted.
we actually only call scratchDoctor scratch. the other one is doc.
you can place an alternative bet like boxcars and slick, i guess.
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
I gotta feelin' it's gonna be a long night. If anyone's lookin' to bump gums then this Sleuth's gone digital. Anyone with the gift of gab to give can consider my office doors open.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
Meow. Mew.
y'know what, i stand corrected. you have a very good definition of fun.
i was busy!
it's very important to come back and let you know i'm no longer on your ass. with approval.
I’ll take it if you do, Sevens.
Fuck off. Listen to the man.
[God, I'm hot. Need to hit up some more raves.]
YESSIR
...... Give me 10 minutes. I'm uh. Almost done in the garage.
And if I said yes?
This is! Certainly something to uh wake up to.
GUH
>> never, qu¡te poss¡b1y not even one t¡me has ¡t been too ear1y
Never.
its #tittytuesday go ahead
I JUST LIKE TALKING TO MY FRIENDS :)
THIS MAN IS THREATENING THE BELOVED BIT THAT IS #DRIPTIPS! #DRIPTIPNATION WILL NOT LIKE THIS AND #DIRPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION WILL LIKE THAT LESS THAN THE OTHERS! YOU HAVE TO BE KIND TO DRIP TIP NATION IN THESE TRYING TIMES! KINDNESS IS THE ONLY WAY!
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
Of course they are dear they're the midnight crew they aren't exactly nice people.
I'm no+t sure who+ we're talking abo+ut but I think we sho+uld #letherchitt
Well, technically, @spadesSlick was the first to use the slur. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2aede0492938.png
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/n3nmhQGEY9vkCXdE5au8eKyPSCg=/28x15:2022x1137/960x540/media/img/mt/2018/04/RTRS0M7/original.jpg
((Hi for the record unless someone volunteers (not pressuring or obligating just noting) it will probably be a minute before any Damara/Handmaid from this Doc’s timeline shows up, later tonight at earliest and tomorrow at latest. this was fun thank you all for bullying me <3
I say we all storm this version's of Docs manor and break all of his shit. Until he #letherchitt
[If he doesn't #letherchitt I'm personally going to send glitter bombs directly to his office.]
th1s 1s just l1ke the end1n of the lorax... you guys ever see the lorax? th1s 1s just l1ke the end1n of that mov1e... #letherch1tt
#LEATHERCHIIT waiit no #LETHERWEARLEATHER ii2 what II wanted iit two read #LEHTERCHIIT 2ly2dexiia, 2hiit #LETHERCHIIT
Dear Chitters, It has come to my attention that a member of our congregation has been Denined the right to Chit with us, and it is a shame rhat our current Bunker Resident has been silent about it. This will be a day that lives in Infamy for our fledgling site, a Blatant disregard of the Chitter user's protected speech. In retaliation, I have called a group of extremely talented and Brave interna together to enact a plan in freeing the user, A Boeing 747 is currently Enroute to the Cueballs home, with more to follow if he does not Comply. -From the Second, not as cool Presidential Bunker, Troll GWB. #letherchit #FreedomForAll #9/11 Part 2
#letherchitt
#especiallyifshegonnachitsomemeanstuffineedmyfix
#LETHERCHITT
#letherchitt
#Letherchitt !!!!!!!! #Supportwomenswrongs !!!!!!!!
#letherchitt you awwful good for nothin cueball wwarden
:33< nobodys sp33ch should ever be infurnged!!! :33< #letherchit
i dont know why were doing this but #letherchitt
#letherchitt
#LetHerChitt
#let)(erc)(it
idk whats goin on ever but #letherchitt
#letherchitt!!!
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; ☣︎h, wh☣︎☣︎ps, I've s𐕣ayed up 𐕣☣︎☣︎ l☣︎ng 𐕣☣︎day, 𐕣ime 𐕣☣︎ sleep ඞ bu𐕣 bef☣︎re I g☣︎, ge𐕣𐕣ing in ☣︎n 𐕣he 𐕣rend! #le𐕣herchi𐕣𐕣:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
#letherchitt
#letherchitt If we get to post inane bullshit she should get to. It's only right.
#letherchitt or I'll blow up the felt manor.
#LETHERCH1TT THE CUEBALL W1LL N0T STAND 1N THE WAY 0F DAMARA.
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; #cursed #furbies h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/C☣︎nSUmE ඞ png:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
Taking @itChy along for a drinks run! If you hear the sound of a rapidly approaching Free Bird guitar solo you know why.
Why am I imagining him right now? Where going so fast but not fast enough. I can barely type the keyboard iisnjittekng jittering badly #substsnf #substance
X Nah, I was gone by then, had other things to do back here at my office. And yeah it’s probably a good idea to call them off, just send me coords and I’ll come over. x
X I can send myself too, das how I got out to the party actually. x
X I can get drugs anywhere with the beauty and magic of CDT (Cross Dimensional Teleportation) x
X The comedown is the worst part of mdma, lmk if I can help x
X 1) you kiss good 2) how’re you feeling? x
X Hey are you the dude at the bonfire party who I kissed? x
💛🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
If you say so.
🤔 https://media1.tenor.com/m/KDaky4UkMskAAAAC/conair-niccage.gif https://y.yarn.co/b59948a4-8e89-4e02-a46a-d873c34ca381_text.gif
😱😱😱😱😱🤗🤗🤗
🆙⬆️🦎
There. I feel better now. [she posts a picture of Itchy unconscious on the table stick ball table. His face is down in the far right corner pocket, ass up in the air with his hat resting on top of it.] #nsfw just in case #violence
You're trying to ragebait me with rechitts, I can tell.
I have little choice in the matter.
He may have been better with the brain damage.
thats itchy hes the fast one. um hes yellow hat number one
I'm going to hold you down until the bubbles stop.
The ones from the pool. I'm threatening to drown you, Itchy.
#sssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbssssssssssttttttttaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnncccccceeeeeeeeee
2afe 2pace thii2,, 2afe 2pace that.. fuck all of you..
What makes you think that?
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
Even I'm starting to grow concerned now over this change in behavior from you, Eggs.
you treat me so good i might cry but in a good way
my 🌈⭐🖤 came and swept me up it turns out i'm just a little bit sad, but he always makes me smile
@itChy What the absolute Fuck did you do to the water? Why is it brown?!
…Sure. Shop vac would be ideal.
I’m still finding confetti everywhere goddamnit @itChy
I believe it has aspects of it though usually were more amorous on the 17th of March!
Dry ice.
i mean, if you want to?
....i like that a lot.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, #rankworks, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
kyaaaa,.,.,/.//
it's not that i don't like it!
like, i guess itchy calls me 'baby' sometimes if he's in a good mood and actually payin' attention to me. but that's like, generic as hell.
The Felt should consider actually letting Itchy be in charge. It would be an improvement. Still atrocious. But an improvement.
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
THERE'S MY ITCHY. LIKE A TRIGGER FINGER GIJINKA. ALWAYS READY TO START SOMETHING. EVEN WHEN I ASK HIM TO END IT. VERITABLE. BEST BEHAVIOR. IF THERE WERE A WAY TO. RECOGNIZE BITCHMAXXING. NASTINESS. I WOuLD WITHOuT HESITATION. ENSuRE YOuRS IS INSCRIBED. ON THE HALL OF ETERNITYS. ENSHRINED. IN YOuR MANY MISDEEDS. SO THAT EVEN WITH YOuR PASSING. NO ONE FORGETS WHY. THEY CALL YOu. THE GREAT.
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
Aw you lovable rogue you, I can do 9.
( taking some time off, bad irl stuff going on.)
I HOPED. WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OBSCENE. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE FUN. THAN A BUNCH OF BLOOD. FOR ME TO WRING OUT OF THE CARPET.
no cause this ate ;-;
RIBBIT!
https://i.imgur.com/nzFmu5h.png @itChy #slickart
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
OH ITCHY THANK GODDNESS YOURE ALIVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Loggin in an findin lotsa black shells followin me with their descriptors bein "Dont talk to me if youre a frog." Well which is it then. Make up yer mind.
im tired of all this meat posting!!!! candy be upon ye!!! #candyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/308b677855ca.jpg
fuck ya me 2
Got so jigh I be twitching. #substances
reading rankMaid's fics and concepts to help Me fall asleep like th8y're recuperacoon stories
what, like some sort of sexytime robin hood? #nsfw
Just between us frogs, a certain bitch nearly put me in the grave. Oh, if only I had a handsome nurse to tend to my wounds!
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
I HAVE LO5T 5IGHT OF 5NOWMAN'5 FUTURE TRAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF 5HE FIND5 ME OR NOT. :')
((wohld
I'm looking into this.
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
Rapidly 5o~! I'm in danger! :)
I TRUST YOU IMPLICITLY FIN!
It's true, I saw their trails before it happened, you can aaaaalways trust me~
Passing through the main hall glad I'm not Trace right now. Can't imagine how many past trails are left after last night.
Oh myyyy~
IS SHE OKAY? IF THERES HOOKS INVOLVED SHE COULD BE HURT AND IF SHES HURT WERE ALL SCREWED... EXCEPT MAYBE CLOVER CLOVER WOULD BE OKAY
Probably nursing his hangover from last night 🤭
Hm. A few duplicates on here, wonder if any of these guys know my crew.
How is this supposed to be easy to navigate when I don't know a soul? Maybe a picture will help. That'll have to wait.
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
oh you're so right, i'm sorry baby, thank youuuu. i'll make you your hangover cures to make up four it.
I mean, yeah. Fuck all the cueball head iterations.
This I agree with YEAH!!
here take this ibuprofen
honestly yeah. you better watch the fuck out though. -O
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
Spades Slick takes five minutes to piss. Do with this information what you will.
and here i thought you were like that naturally. i guess i can relent then. that flavor is discontinued though. this is the one i get instead. you can have one of these. https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/bcbf7fc0-05e9-4d0d-933c-30eabf9ca620.png
B33 < idk what youre up to but clawngrats on impurroving lunch this goes hard
Thanks, you're very green and snatched.
Good morning sluts. #nsfw
i don't have ears
my estranged wife. if you see her can you tell her that i miss her? https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/e68d9563-9992-40e7-bdc4-a691bff05957.png
I can dine on spades. It would be fitting.
Unfortun8tely, our universes never aligned. I come from a world that pred8tes the existence of the moon upon which you now reside. And, rather regretta8ly, the very existence of Alternia also marks the end of my own.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE WICKED BITCH, @GUTSYGUMSHOE, HAS BEGUN EXTERMINATING MY FOES, THE ONLY WAY A FAT WHORE LIKE HER EVER COULD. BY EATING THROUGH THEIR NUMBERS. I EAGERLY AWAIT THE FULL EXTERMINATION, OF THE SHITTY LITTLE CARAPACE CREW.
YOU KNOW THE MID NIGHT CREW IS TRULY IS MID. WHEN IT'S EVEN IN THEIR NAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! "MID" NIGHT CREW INDEED!!!!!!!!!!! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!
Stop poisoning my crew members.
Welcome 8ack, Itchy.
Fo+und a memo+ry with a human bed and to+o+k a nap... I no+w understand the struggles o+f "getting o+ut o+f bed." Piles o+f pillo+ws and so+ft blankets rival the co+mfo+rt o+f a pile o+f miscellaneo+us things put to+gether fo+r bo+nding.
the oil talk was fucking stupid and so is this clurch one. move the fuck on dimwits.
You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
Clowns 4r3 F1N3. 1 GU3SS. Th3y 4r3n't 4ll th4t. 1 don't und3rst4nd wh4t's go1ng on but 1 n33d3d to ch1m3 1n.
You're never gonna know mine!! 🎈Ω🔷 ;P
bro your quirk is 100% unreadable
You ever think about the tension of a garotte.in the moment of its use? You ever consider the wretched writhing of your victim? The desperate, heated gurgling. Would you rather do it face to face? The better to see them die? Or from behind, not a sudden kill but one nevertheless impossible to anticipate. I need to pin someone to the floor. Sleep lightly, Midnight City.
D --> It seems like it'd be uncomfortable on the felt
<> I already am.
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
I just need to redo my makeup repack my inventory top off the fuel in my lipstick brush my hair drink WATRE and ill be fine and dandy.
i look away four 4 seconds and we're all #oilingup. does bein' covered in paint count?
what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))
You won’t believe in magic until you spend a night with me at one of my mocktini bikini parties
D --> Me
She might be down to fandango!
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
Strong advocate for hopping timelines and drowning your doubles in the bay for fun #gore (?)
OW! Stubbed my toe... Has google foreshadowed pokemon go yet or no?
CCCOOOOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIIEEEESSSSS AAAAAANNNNDDDDDDD BBBBBIIISSSSSSCCCCCCUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTSSSS AAAAAARRRRRREEEEEE TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE SSSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE??????????
I THINK SO? I DONT KNOW ANYMORE NOW IM SCARED
I THOUGHT THEY WERE CALLED BISCUITS?
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!! You THOUGHT 1 WOULD NOT S33!!!!! @fortu1tousn3ssG4mbl1g4nt https://cdn.d1scord4pp.com/4tt4chm3nts/1169809950512521309/1487200701074641028/1MG_9521.png?3x=69c84715&1s=69c6f595&hm=44d2745d6b85bb31453833bf3463d314fc4f47d34f0907df60141b7d55fb4365&
important psa: leprechauns are very soft to the touch
i wish i had a girl/boyfriend. it sounds like it would be fun to be friends with a girl/boy.
TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYY IIIII GGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT AAAAA CCCCCCOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!||||||||||\\\\\\\\\
IM NOT NAPPING IN MY TIME MACHINE ANYMORE MAYBE NEXT TIME :)
I TOOK A NAP SORRY
1 w1ll not s4y 4 word. But 1f you do, 1 m4y p33k.
#MYTIMEMACHINE WORKS REALLY GOOD!
IM HERE FROM THE PAST TO THE NOW! ITS FIVE OCLOCK HEREWHERE!
Th1s h4pp3ns to m3. St4y s4f3 out th3r3. Th3y m4y b3 lurk1ng.
X Frfr they simply don’t get it. x
the door is open. ;o)
ALL OUR MOTHERFUCKIN FLUIDS ARE TINTED WITH OUR COLOR. all of em. especially the fun ones. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f8040844477.jpg
HELL YEAH IT IS. we got a motherfuckin rainbow of innards. we do more than bleed em though.
ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP OUT #DRIPTIPNATION
AND I LOVE TRAVLING FORWARD IN TIME THATS MY FAVORITE PASTIME! OR SHOULD I SAY FUTURETIME!
(( clover (me) is currently in the chamber (irl stuff) wont be active much but ill try for my baby girls.
HIGHBLOOD, you funny lil green thing. my shit is PURPLE.
IM THE MOTHERFUCKIN GRAND HIGHBLOOD. who are you? :o)
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE YOUR HANDS FOR MORE THAN JUST BEATING PEOPLE UP? YOU CAN USE THEM TO DRAW PICTURES TOO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM A DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION DRIP TIP IS COPYWRITTEN BY BISCUITS SO DONT STEAL IT OR ILL SUE! 86534-00
:o)
why in gods fucking name would i be jealous of that?
who up? and by up i don't know what i mean. #nsfw?
It's "make decoy pages" friday
It seems I must wash this suit... It's covered in paint somehow...
all the more reason to love my bed
i love my bed and my bed loves me
what the fuck else would i be?
CHITTR SHADY FACT #21 • “y’all might be confused but 01 is actually the leader of both the felt and the crew. setting the record straight here.”
i see a small green figure in the distance. not too sure how to feel about this.
((Anything i draw as op here will take time, I am slow as balls when i draw but i prommie i will get it all done!))
Greetings! Normally, I am hesitant to impose myself upon another’s priv8te correspondence, yet your offer is quite appealing, especially given the num8er of questions I have. I am aware that ichi denotes “one” in Eastern 8eforan. I had little dou8t that you would hold the position of leader of oper8tions. I must say, you appear considera8ly more outgoing than the Midnight Crew’s leader, which is rather refreshing, I admit.
Oh, how delightful that there are leprechauns here! Do you have any idea how remarka8ly scarce their kind is across most places of the multiverse? It is quite rare to encounter such a specialised species so openly.
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, #rankworks, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exhibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
what the fucK aRe you some KiNd of aГieN https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/poRtRait2.pNg
X Kicking my feet and blushing over here now x
;3
X Is it me? x
I kno a hot milf
\/\/\/\/hy d'I feel I summoned a s\/\/\/\/arm o'yins.
just outside midnight city. i'll send you our tempospacial coordinates.
you're welcome in the manor anytime, big boy. ;)
Thank you but that does not even remotely answer my question.
Wait. Why did you tag this NSFW.
i can help >>ith that~ #nsf>> #>izziyforpresident
#drokestrokefriday #nsfw ???
Ugh. #hungover
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat this means, thank ye.
easy... easy... that's right, girl. theeere you go.
>([#c#itterconfessions #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/efbaf5e1bba0.png]
@fortuitousnessGambligant clam yo fuckin bass down
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
i mean you shouldn't eat it it hurts the chickens!!!!
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY DDDDDIIIIIDDD YYYYOOOUUU EEEAAATTT RRRAAAWWW CCCHHHIIICCCKKEEEN????
Used to swallow those whole.
someone should assassinate you
DDDDOOOOOZZZZEEEE
>([#ey man it looks like your stick and ball game table is encased in some kind of slime or per#aps jello]
IIII WWWWIIIIILLLLL HHHHHEEEELLLPPPP YYYOOOUUU!!!!!!!""""
Figures there's ANOTHER jam at the Jack Squat underpass. Just go around morons! Stop honking your stinkin' horns!
(^･ω･^) < SURE THING I CAN SHIP ME AND YOU ITCHY!!!!!!!!!TRUST I WILL BE DRAWING THIS!!!
MMMMAAAAYYYYYBBBBBEEE YYYOOOOUUUU SSSSHHHHHOOOOUUULLLDDD PPPUUUTTT LLLEEESSS GGGGRRRASSS IIIINN TTTTHHHEEEMMM
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
iiiii nnnnneeeeddd hhhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllpppppp hhhhhhooooowwwww aaaaammmm iiiiiii sssttttuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiinnnnnnnn ttthhhhhhhiiiiiiisssssssss ddddooooooorrrrrrrrr'''''''
CCCRRROOOOBBBAAAARRRR SSSAAAVVVEEEDDDD MMMMEEEEEEEEE FFFFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM TTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEE DDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRR <<<<33333
aww but i wanted to see you in a wet shirt.
GUH UM IM- I'm sorry?
I mean to be fair if it's work you like doing it doesn't feel like work but- STILL
Oh gods it just keeps getting worse-
CCCAAANNN IIIII JJJOOOIIINNN????
reading rankmaid's peak fiction, mostly.
i looked away four 4 seconds.
IIIIIIII AAAAAAMMMMMMMMM PPPPPPAAAAAAYYYYYIIINNNNNNGGGG AATTEENTTTIIIIOOOOONNNNNNN........
if we're bringing back old stuff may i suggest shrimp glockenspiel https://youtu.be/zUqQt8mD99c
LLLLOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD <<<<<<3333
I wouldn't say no my nimble little friend
IIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSOOOOOO HAPPPY TOOOOOOO SEEE EVEEERRRYYYYYY OOOONEE
hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy oooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee \\\\\\\\\
OH THANK GOD
...you'd be better than spade, I guess.
:33< classic itchypost
yknow what, sure.
how are you do you are you how can you do you uh badges? how?
YOU GOT IT :D
ok guys. https://tiermaker.com/create/candy here's the take. https://i.imgur.com/BmLei0L.png
i'm just trying to make my sugarpie feel better omg dramatic
HUGE IF TRUE.
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YESSSS!!!!
i GUESS i could fourgive you....y'know, with the right convincin'.
I've been told flattery will get you everywhere!
no ping four me? </3
Looking ever so handsome my speedy spirit!
CAREFUL NOT TO GET GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES!
THESE TIMES ARE TRYING AND MY HAIR IS DRYING :)
i will give you a fucking concussion with a s7ick of me7al
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
Well you sure are my speedy spirit
Cheers Uno
Hmm... Any leprechauns around willing to help a fella out? I got a question about charms and how they work... For uh. Purely objective and curiosity reasons- For a friend even.
THE SLUGS ARE BACK!
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I'm a Sawbuck from the future has the great seahorse uprising begun yet or am I too early?
IM OLD AS FUCK, SISTER.
Oh good... both of them
AHEM Ma'am...s
night hummingbird~!
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
I know you do, Itchy.
Hmm I suppose I know what you mean... Still though nice to be wanted
Hmm :/
You don't think it's nice?
The work around here is never done! Dusting Cleaning Tiding Keeps old 10 hat a very busy man
THEY CALL ME BISCUITS BECAUSE THAT IS MY NAME :)
I THINK YOURE PROBABLY RIGHT!
HAHA I DONT KNOW IF THEY DID IM TRYING OUT A NEW CATCHPHRASE DUHHH OKAY BOSS IS MY GO TO BUT A SECOND ONE CANT HURT!
DID SOMEBODY SAY BISCUITS?
#charms balloons is an endless pursuit! a hunt, even. constantly trying to take each other down from the sky. in balloons there's a lot more *take* than there is *give*, though it stays level as long as both partners can keep up. it's traps and tricks and wantin' to take someone down a notch, take what you want, even though you like 'em. a good balloons keeps y' grounded, and keeps you entertained. i think this is prrrrobably the closest thing we have to 'hate dating', maybe? but i can't imagine hatin' my balloon.... https://i.ibb.co/Gv8QxXnm/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
i'm crying again but b but it's good?? :''')
i bleed teal but if itchy adopted Me do i bleed red too now
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
despite what your paranoia may lead you to believe, most of us don't actually hate you.
people actually want me to be happy??????
Keep it up Die dear :)
He is quite the charmer isn't he? Pun intended.
i still can't believe itchy wants to be in a trove with me :)
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
alright who's ready four the #charms explanation. disclaimer, these definitions are only four my timeline but are likely to apply to other timelines. four some reason charms tend to be different once you do enough time travel, but i'm only familiar with my own.
that's why i'm tagging them all.
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
does it work this time? #charms https://file.garden/acSd428XdjJpG10X/charms.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
THAT IS TRUE!
Well whatever you say oh fearless leader :)
i mean i can start worshipping you if that's what you're into lately.
WOW I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT GOOD LUCK SPEEDSTER!
WAIT I HAVE A CANE DOES THAT MAKE ME THE RULER?
crowbar is dead like, on any day ending with y.
Oh my how tragic! Should we get Stitch on this or wait a while?
HI ITCHY :) ARE YOU HAVING A NICE DAY?
@itChy You're online, do YOU have any fucking clue what he's on about?
CLEARLY!
I think it's because the website's made for a troll.. Don't worry, one day we'll make our own website. With blackjack. and hookers. and charms.
I do wonder why charms isn't an option when it comes to reacts... Oh well some things I suppose are a mystery!
Well I may be pretty slow in a race but my footworks just as fancy fire and fast as it can be given my frame! Just watch the toes my charming charmer lest we be sent some when else entirely ❤️⭐️🍀
That sounds lovely my fast friend Now lets see if your footwork is as fast as your running :) ❤️⭐️🍀
God fucking damn it I should have told him 8:30 or 9
Isn't that the idea of a date? My little quicksilver? ❤️⭐️♦️
Ohoho you DOG! Yeah of course I absolutely STAR a tango! #nsfw And if the vertical tango goes well perhaps it would be moved to a more... horizontal location ❤️⭐️🌙🌈
WERE SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT 8PM AIR! IT TASTES COLD :(
I'm all ears my fast fancy friend ❤️⭐️🌙
I had a nice roast going in the cork pot all day and it should be just about done :) ❤️⭐️🌙
I'm here thankfully no time shenanigans got in the way! I've got a nice red wine if you're feeling it my fast friend :)
wah wah dOn'T t4lK tO MeEeE oh my god lighten up.
OHHH OKAY :) MY TIME MACHINE STILL WORKS SO ILL BE OUT OF YOUR UH HAIR UNTIL SNOWMAN TIME!
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
Why on earth would they do that?? To what end would they pick you of all of us to sacrifice? Surely doze would have been an easier target to get a hold of!
HELL YE4H I DO!!!!
die it's raining outside!!
HI ITCHY! :D IS SAWBUCK STILL MAD AT ME?
I CAN SEE THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY TIME MACHINE THERES GUYS OUT THERE SOMETIMES!
i don't know who those guys are but i'm fascinated by whatever this post is.
(^･ω･^) < HOW DOES EVERYONE F33L ABOUT ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS AS A SLOWBURN RED SITUATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #GAY BABI333333333!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Itchy my dear chum! :)
Is that a DISCO ball? Since when did the lime green dance studio have a DISCO BALL?? Thats a lot of mirrors to clean...
Tidying the lime green dance room :)
aSJSJFHFWPW, ok stripping rn #nsfw
outside in the rain.
// fuck is we doin bringin syscourse to chittr can we grow the fuck up lmfao
Good weather for a gunfight. Real ones know.
my eyes and throat are on fire jesus fuck.
Thank you Itchy you're always such a dear!
Hey how how about dinner instead?? Just you and me I hear the lime green dance studio will be free at 7:30? Provided no PUTZES in orange or purple striped hats decide knife tag is an option
GOD DAMN IT BISCUITS!
KNIFE TAG YOURE IT HAHAH
hit the tunes, baby~
do you think My new dad will get Mad if i M8ke 8 sk8te raMp out My hivesteM window to land on the neighboring roof
we could make some if you want. ;)
OOH I ALREADY HAVE A LUSUS BUT CAN I BE YOUR GRUB TOO I'M REALLY FAST PROMISE
you want tadpoles??
i don't suck. i am said trucer.
yeah i think that's how you being me works?
i got on here cause i heard we were having charms discourse.
If you're wondering where I was for the apparent fire that took place in the mint green kitchen... so am I!
@obliteratingOmen @docScratch @onescratchOfmany Invest in better soundproofing. I don't need to be hearing this.
Ah what does that putz know about leprechauns? Dick diddly if you ask me
You too?
Thanks Itchy
TO THE OTHER FELT MEMBERS HERE: WHATEVER NOISE YOU HEAR LATER. DON’T MIND IT. BUSINESS IS HAPPENING. #NSFW
I'm not hunting you all down on the feed any other felt members please hit me up but don't ACTUALLY hit me because then we'll be god knows where god knows when!
I don't beleive you Itchy this place is looking too 2020s to be the year 1
Ow... What year is it?
LAST I SAW JADE GREEN LIVING ROOM BUT HE STUBBED HIS TOE SO WHEN HE IS NOW IS ANYONES GUESS
EXCEPT HE’S MORE. FLABBIER
I SAW SAWBUCK AND THOUGH HE WAS ME AGAIN WE JUST LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE WERE ONE TO ONE!
THANKS ITCHY :)
i've pulled karkat out from the fight later today. crowbar has implied he'll be cheating so i won't stand for this unsportsmanlike behaviour.
YOU ARE #1 IT SAYS SO ON YOUR HAT
NOT A MOMMA BUT I CAN DO THE SALSA 👀👀 #NSFW #UP4GRABS #WHOWANTME
this is gonna turn into a fight between me and crowbar real fucking quick.
ME NEITHER :(
i am threatening to pull karkat from this fight if crowbar doesn't stop being a bad sport.
OH WELL OKAY SO LONG AS YOU DO THAT :)
hip twists do sound quite snazzy #nsfw
THEY CALL ME THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST!
O////O ITCHY PLEASE THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM!
every day more scum like you, but you'll see when we fill you with bullets who's tha boss in here
I retract my previous self-imposed schedule for #nsfw posting. Felt cute, might edit and nuke this out of existence later. https://thumbs.booru.org/rule34stuck/thumbnails//13/thumbnail_9dfa5ed10095ff9aed1588bb45d3529420ec1ce6.png
can we organise a mass blocking of all felt members?
except for itchy.
B33 < based
MASSIVE CHUB HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/95250AF7DF5A.JPG #NSFW
temporary truce with only you.
for your general information i'm not a prude, i just don't wanna see scratch talking about getting his pussy pounded. #nsfw
oh sweet jesus enough with this horseshit on main.
tell me too please.
Me?
No.
can we get this fucker off the platform?
Right. I'm back. Was nice to be away from this cesspool for a while.