Princess Tolmi Calochor
@calochortusTolmiei
^Princess of the Planet Fangora, emissary of God.^ ^But really just a normal girl!!^
/ᐠ So, I have a question about Alternia. How do you determine royalty, if you don't have measurable lineage? It can't really just be the blood color, can it? By your species' nature, any royalty you have is technically descended from countless lower class trolls, right? ᐟ\
8=l < The fuchsia caste is rarer than any other 8=l < By that alone, each one is an heir or heiress 8=l < Only a handful are alive at any given time
In m☾st alternia, bl☾☾d d☾es. Fuchsia at t☾p, usually empress ☾r emper☾r (rarely). Usually ☾ne ruler, ☾ne heir. ☾urs died, multiple y☾ung fuchsia want thr☾ne. ☾ur w☾rld weird. Currently ran by merchant guild I w☾rk f☾r. They are trying t☾ st☾p the cha☾s. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
× It's Just Blood Color.. There's Like Only Twvo Fuschias Alivve At A Time Here As Far I Knowv ×
/ᐠ Wait, seriously? But... how do you ensure they're fit to rule, if you're just mashing everybody's genes together? Fangoran royals don't even let a single other dryad into their gene pool, because our line has proven fit to rule. ᐟ\
8=l < ... Truthfoally, I c001dn't tell you 8=l < I was a young adolescent when I left Beforus 8=l < In that short amount of time our Empress's rule had not been threatened
/ᐠ Whose, exactly? ᐟ\
/ᐠ Well, Fangora is under the watch of a *much* better god than that. ᐟ\
Oh, I’m sure you have every reason to believe that, my dear. It’s hardly a high bar to clear, anyways.
/ᐠ Um. Ignore that last post!! I'm normal. =^w^= ᐟ\
/ᐠ Sigh. /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ Being a princess is a real pain in the tail. I do love my God, but he's breathing down my neck to move things along faster and it's a lot of responsibility!!! At least He's understanding about me taking a lover... most dryads would probably tease me. Or call me a slut. Or attack me. And like, push me down? Take my tiara away. And. Um. Defile me, since obviously I don't care about my gene pool! And. And use me like a common mistletoe. And. Um. ...What was I saying? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
aww omg babe... U know that if any1 tried 2 hurt U id blow their brains out with double pistols & a wonk. ;U
...@asclepianDesperada Come collect your girl
/ᐠ Hehe, thanks! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ (Maybe next time I visit we can... go a little further? ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ) ᐟ\
/ᐠ Whoops!! ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Earth is very pretty! And with lots of friendly fauna, too. It's not like that on Fangora... I'm a little jealous! ᐟ\
/ᐠ ⁖)? ᐟ\
I have two modes :3 And >:3c
:33 < help i'm stuck on >:3c mode
being in someone's lap >>>>>> #suggestive (if you take it that way)
/ᐠ Sigh.... Do gradients ever make you feel wistful? ᐟ\
/ᐠ Um. Hello! ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ Is that a greeting in your language? ᐟ\
/ᐠ Well that's just mean. The one I posted is much more subdued, with no brown to disrupt the palette! /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ Do you like being rude to strangers online? ᐟ\
aww, tolmi!! ^\U@ Ur so adorable...
dont mind the cow it is literally just a cow. dont ask me how it has a chittr this place is insane.
Of course not. My intention was not necessarily to be rude. '..Necessarily' is of course the operative word. This outcome is entertaining all the same. Do you disagree Monarch.?
/ᐠ I like when she talks about me to other people. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Can I just go through both phase changes right now so I never have to think about that faux pas again. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ You people live such beautifully confusing lives! From my alien perspective, anyway. ᐟ\
i NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, i NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH, i NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING, i NEED YOUR LOVE SO MUCH, yOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO, yOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE, bUT WHEN i NEED YOU (BABY) BABY, (YOU'RE NEVER THERE) #LYRICSPOSTING
/ᐠ How do I get that off my page. @discardedPasts How the fuck do I get your slander off my page??? ᐟ\
Memories can only be dulled, never forgotten. [this one] apologizes
/ᐠ It's- It's fine. /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ; Nobody has context anyway, I guess. Thank you for your sympathies, though. ᐟ\
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@calochortusTolmiei You knew one of them, didn't you? You were in the same class at the greenhouse. He went into journalism. He was always an asshole, sure, but you knew his face. You knew his petals. You even knew his crest. He was someone you knew, and you celebrated. A mellow memory. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
/ᐠ What is this. What the fuck is this. Who the fuck do you think you are?? ᐟ\
I don't quite know that myself.
/ᐠ How did you know this? Why are you posting it publicly?? Are you from Fangora??? ᐟ\
No, it’s a rather unusual juju, you’ll find. Best to ignore it.
/ᐠ A what??? ᐟ\
An item of paradoxical origin and immense power, generally!
What she said.
/ᐠ Ugh, clawmarks on my bedroom door. My dad's been trying to get in again! /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Ha! No, no. Not anymore. He's been a Beast for years now. It's fine, it was his time. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ I feel kind of bad... I got to meet Caddie's mom AND her grandfather! I mean... I guess if she came in person, I could show her my dad, and we could go visit my grandpa in the Red Grove, but... That would just be kind of a gloomy day. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ It's where gravetrees are planted. ᐟ\
/ᐠ Oh, wow. ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ #vagueposting. ᐟ\
Hmmm, I imagine some wonder what this could be about!
/ᐠ Yes, that's what #vague means. Can I help you? ᐟ\
Not yet, no, I’m merely something of an alternate universe aunt/maternal figure to your daughter keeping an eye on things!
/ᐠ Oh! Are you related to the Muse of Space then? Or the second mother? ᐟ\
Both, in a way!
/ᐠ Every time I think I understand Earth relationships, I get thrown a curveapple. ᐟ\
Oh, I wouldn’t worry too much darling. It’s hardly normal, I’m something of a mix of souls. A cacophony, really.
/ᐠ Wow! ᐟ\
Wow indeed, darling! I like you. Funny you’re a princess. I’m something of a Queen, as of recent.
/ᐠ You people seem very nice so far! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ I hope the princess thing doesn't scare anyone off. I promise I'm just like you guys! I like horror manga, quilting, romance novels... ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Maybe I should introduce myself? ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ Hi! My name is Princess Tolmi Calochor of the planet Fangora. I come in peace! I am a Dryad. Unlike humans and trolls, as I've gathered from my wonderful cordate lover @asclepianDesperada, we are a chlorophyllic species, more related to trees than bugs or mammals. (I'm kind of jealous that humans get to share a phylum with kitties though!!! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ) I am not here on a diplomatic mission, really, just social! Consider this a trial run for official first contact. I have to make sure everything's properly in place before we actually make the long, long journey to Earth, after all! I'm excited to learn more about you. As good a teacher as my lover is, I can only get so much information from one source. (Plus, I don't like to bother her too much about it!) ᐟ\
<3
<action; statement input; statement: i wou|d not be surprised if the empress tried to jump universes... />
or maybe you're just not imPortant enough to reLay the news to. .)
hey!! no fighting!!!!! tolmi we r figuring it out, i was trying 2 figure out how 2 explain it. its the clubs thing, remember? the 1 that has 3 ppl? she & me r auspiciants, & @chickenJockey is our auspistice.
/ᐠ Right, right. Sorry! Your fourth type of romance is still so new to me... And the way you conceptualize rivalries. ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt haz been attempted bef0re. [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ Well, we aren't easily conquered. We have a God protecting us! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] h0w fazcinating. [ACTION:QUERY] whatt iz y0ur p1anett 1ike? [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ Oh, it's beautiful! Lush, tame forests, proud families of artisans and royals and farmers and gravetenders... Oh, and you can see the Red Grove and the Great Canyon from space!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt z0undz interezting. i w0u1d 10ve t0 take zamp1ez [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ I'm just trying to get the hang of what the card suits mean... ᐟ\
Typically, someone giving a Heart and Diamonds means they like your post a lot.The Heart is to express liking or loving. Sometimes just the Diamond means they Pity your post, which can be sympathy or just ...well, pity. The Spades and Clubs at the same time mean they especially didn't like your post, the spades means they hated it, and the clubs sometimes means "whoa there, that needs some rethinking" as a "mediating" expression.
(\ /) an excellent explanation of how the system works, sir.
/ᐠ Huh. So I guess I shouldn't try to relate them *too* hard to the three leaves of romance, huh? ...Shoot, I should probably explain that at some point. Sorry, there is so much going on here! ⁖D ᐟ\