Princess Tolmi Calochor
@calochortusTolmiei
^Princess of the Planet Fangora, emissary of God.^ ^But really just a normal girl!!^
/ᐠ Ugh, clawmarks on my bedroom door. My dad's been trying to get in again! /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Ha! No, no. Not anymore. He's been a Beast for years now. It's fine, it was his time. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ I feel kind of bad... I got to meet Caddie's mom AND her grandfather! I mean... I guess if she came in person, I could show her my dad, and we could go visit my grandpa in the Red Grove, but... That would just be kind of a gloomy day. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Oh, wow. ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ #vagueposting. ᐟ\
Not yet, no, I’m merely something of an alternate universe aunt/maternal figure to your daughter keeping an eye on things!
/ᐠ Every time I think I understand Earth relationships, I get thrown a curveapple. ᐟ\
Oh, I wouldn’t worry too much darling. It’s hardly normal, I’m something of a mix of souls. A cacophony, really.
Wow indeed, darling! I like you. Funny you’re a princess. I’m something of a Queen, as of recent.
/ᐠ You people seem very nice so far! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ I hope the princess thing doesn't scare anyone off. I promise I'm just like you guys! I like horror manga, quilting, romance novels... ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Maybe I should introduce myself? ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ Hi! My name is Princess Tolmi Calochor of the planet Fangora. I come in peace! I am a Dryad. Unlike humans and trolls, as I've gathered from my wonderful cordate lover @asclepianDesperada, we are a chlorophyllic species, more related to trees than bugs or mammals. (I'm kind of jealous that humans get to share a phylum with kitties though!!! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ) I am not here on a diplomatic mission, really, just social! Consider this a trial run for official first contact. I have to make sure everything's properly in place before we actually make the long, long journey to Earth, after all! I'm excited to learn more about you. As good a teacher as my lover is, I can only get so much information from one source. (Plus, I don't like to bother her too much about it!) ᐟ\
or maybe you're just not imPortant enough to reLay the news to. .)
hey!! no fighting!!!!! tolmi we r figuring it out, i was trying 2 figure out how 2 explain it. its the clubs thing, remember? the 1 that has 3 ppl? she & me r auspiciants, & @chickenJockey is our auspistice.
/ᐠ Right, right. Sorry! Your fourth type of romance is still so new to me... And the way you conceptualize rivalries. ᐟ\
/ᐠ Well, we aren't easily conquered. We have a God protecting us! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] h0w fazcinating. [ACTION:QUERY] whatt iz y0ur p1anett 1ike? [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ Oh, it's beautiful! Lush, tame forests, proud families of artisans and royals and farmers and gravetenders... Oh, and you can see the Red Grove and the Great Canyon from space!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt z0undz interezting. i w0u1d 10ve t0 take zamp1ez [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ I'm just trying to get the hang of what the card suits mean... ᐟ\
Typically, someone giving a Heart and Diamonds means they like your post a lot.The Heart is to express liking or loving. Sometimes just the Diamond means they Pity your post, which can be sympathy or just ...well, pity. The Spades and Clubs at the same time mean they especially didn't like your post, the spades means they hated it, and the clubs sometimes means "whoa there, that needs some rethinking" as a "mediating" expression.
(\ /) an excellent explanation of how the system works, sir.
/ᐠ Huh. So I guess I shouldn't try to relate them *too* hard to the three leaves of romance, huh? ...Shoot, I should probably explain that at some point. Sorry, there is so much going on here! ⁖D ᐟ\
/ᐠ Okay, so let me see if I remember. <3 Flush matesprits are analogous to <3- Cordate lovers, that's pretty obvious. <> Pink meowrails(?) are analogous to <^> Hastate confidantes, annnd o3< Black kissmesis(?) are like <<— Saggitate rivals, except you have sex with them? ᐟ\
Your assumptions are largely correct, yes.
I ONLY JUST FIGURED OUT FEELING TWO OF THOSE I SURE AIN’T LEARNING A WHOLE OTHER DAMN SYSTEM.
/ᐠ Well that's rude. /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ I have learned all about your system! I am trying to learn as much as I can, and you can't be bothered to make the barest effort? ⁖/ ᐟ\
NOT REALLY MY SYSTEM, AND I ONLY LEARNED I WAS CAPABLE OF MORE THAN JUST HATE LIKE IN THE LAST WEEKISH. MY CAPACITY FOR NEW THINGS IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME IS REAL FUCKIN LOW.
/ᐠ No, no, I meant *your* system! I know about Cherubim, Mr. Lalonde, sir. It's the whole... *sex with your rival* thing that is so alien to me. ᐟ\
…DOOOON’T CALL ME THAT, AND ALRIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH ON THAT FRONT. GUESS IT MIGHT BE BIZARRE LOOKING IN.
/ᐠ /ᐠ=ⓛ ω ⓛ=ᐟ\ guess whooooo~ @asclepianDesperada <3- ᐟ\
oh! so yoU woUld be the alien princess, then? ...blimey. and i really did think she made yoU Up. sorry, love ~u~ my name is calliope lalonde, i'm caddie's mUm!
/ᐠ Oh. Oh! Oh, she didn't mention you were the Muse. Nice to meet you. I'm Tolmi. ⁖) ᐟ\