

Bleu Itfelds
@environMental
Aspiring Biologist & Environmentalist. Material goods are inherently evil. I like bugs.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/705c325757e9.jpg I thought this might be a worthwhile image to share. I'm still not entirely sure what it was I saw in the sky. Also helps with my prior mentioned troubleshooting efforts.
Minor typo. I am maimed by a pack of hungry wolves for my misdeeds.
Oh. That one blocked me. And I wanted to apologise too. #HardlyVaguepost
It's moral to kill the board of directors of your local HOA if he tells you that your lawn needs trimming or that meadows require more maintenance than mowing every other day.
Never mow your lawn. Let the dandelions grow. It won't hurt you.
And now for something only tangentially related to my prior conversation. The meadow in my garden has grown quite lively. The froglets are about.
I suppose I should have expected this from a barbarian species. Not a single person could form a cohesive argument proving me wrong.
I see my prior post has sparked some ire. Allow me to elaborate. The definition of female is: "An animal that produces egg(s)." In this instance the only female troll would be the mother grub. And even that is debatable due to the Mother Grub's nebulous definition as "Lusus". Sex has nothing to do with which party probes. Only about which party carries seed (or slurry in this case) and which party holds eggs. If you wish to tell me that trolls are intersex then you must also tell me with a straight face that spotted hyenas are also intersex. Furthermore this has nothing to do with societal gender. Such a thing is solely phenotypical and has no place in an objective discussion about biological functions. #nsfw (for safety's sake)
If you think about it. Every troll is biologically male.
"Wow I can't believe people /don't like me/" says the cosmic horror. I can't take some people here seriously.
Wizards are con-artists. Beloved by the world while witches gain the ire of many. Is that fair.? #WitchWednesday
#WitchWednesday https://www.oldbookillustrations.com/site/assets/files/12513/old-woman-dwells.jpg

#livebytheblade #diebytheblade as my bro would say
I sometimes feel the deep perverse need to be torn asunder by something. To be rend to bits and left my base elements. Then I wouldn't have to be laboured by a human vessel. #nsfw #violence
Who needs sex when you have expensive children's card games made by money-hungry giant corporations
This is the second time I've seen people spitting on the name of the Good Plumber. I can't believe this.
Everyone deserves to meddle every now and then. The occasional chance to be a trickster.
I loathe robots something fierce.
It is not "Weed day" (#substance). It is "Mother 3 day" (#peak). Please get it right












