Bleu Itfelds
@environMental
Aspiring Biologist & Environmentalist. Material goods are inherently evil. I like bugs.
I do not think you understand how big of a fucking nerd loser I am when it comes to Majora's Mask. I have finished it to 100% completion on several occasions on both N64 and 3DS. If you were to tell me a random time on a random day I could recite exactly what events occur then. If you were to ask me to recite any of the playable songs from the game I could do so from heart. Including Japas' jam session and the Ballad of the Wind Fish. I am like Bill Murray at the end of Groundhog Day.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 What I would really like to know is at what point in Majora's Mask did you drop the toaster into the bathtub? Inspiring minds wish to know. For science. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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If you must know. I think it was around when I first got into the online mythos surrounding the game. I had heard of hauntings and wanted to be haunted myself. This involved me inadvertently damaging my original Nintendo 64 and my Golden Majora's Mask Cartridge. I will never forgive my past self. The corpse of the cartridge remains somewhere in my sylladex. I don't know if I could dig it out if I wanted to. Babel Modus sucks.
The answer to this riddle is actually quite simple. We are very. Very neurodivergent.
Fun Zelda fact: Link's outfit redesign in Breath of the Wild and the related games was a gameplay decision. With so much green grass, he needed to stand out against the environments he was in. It was also meant to differentiate him from previous Links, marking a new era. In addition, it was a fucking stupid idea and I hate it. ▼
It's said another reason was because they couldn't make the classic green cap "look cool". Which is a lie. The Hero's Tunic is bad-ass. Decidedly so. Ask the Hero of Twilight.
I agree. Their decision, their reasoning... It fills me with hatred. ▼
Befitting of a vengeful spirit. Ultimately I am.. Indifferent. BOTW is not my favorite. But it has convinced people who once showcased no interest in the franchise to pick up the classics. That alone is reason enough for its existence. I will not be so kind to Tears of the Kingdom. I feel nothing toward TotK. There is not a greater insult.
Surprisingly, I do not have a strong opinion on Tears of the Kingdom. Perhaps because I enjoyed the return and reinterpretation of enemies from previous titles. However, it fails to hold my interest. ▼
They're novel. But ultimately it is all set-dressing for a subpar world that is trying to tell an even more subpar story. Have you heard the modern-day phrase "Hype Moment and Aura".? That is TotK to me. Beautiful plating and garnish and decoration.. All for. Like. The exact same meal as last time. Except the seasoning has an off taste.
There was so much anticipation built for its release. So many people comparing it to Majora's Mask. Nothing can compare to Majora's Mask. Nothing. Ever again. ▼
Unfortunately this is true. I have yet to find a game that truly captures what Majora's Mask had. It was lightning in a bottle. Something that could only be created in its extreme circumstances. Although. On reflection. I have heard many good things about the game Outer Wilds.. Perhaps I could add that to my "to-play" list..?
“CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT” IS FOR SUCKERS! IF YOU NEED TO DEVELOP, YOUR CHARACTER JUST SUCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE! ALL THE COOL GUYS STAY EXACTLY THE SAME, FOREVER, AND AVOID ALL FORMS OF REGRET AND REFLECTION UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
I guess such a perspective comes with being flat.
HEY! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THOSE FINGERS YOU USE TO TYPE?!
BEN (or Ben)'s arrival has made me realize that the Jadusable Wiki's server seems to be down, currently. Hm. That's unfortunate. It was always fun to scrub through it. Go down Memory Lane as it were.
All's well that ends well. To clarify your uncertainty, you could say that I am more similar to Ben than BEN. Things are rarely so simple. ▼
I guess that much is true. Fun as well. I don't expect you to divulge all the details. Actually. I'd rather you didn't. I'll prod and figure it out the old fashioned way. : )
Everytime I log onto this Hell-site at least 12 new characters that I cannot describe as either "human" or "troll" appear inexplicably.
Hello Dog. Lovely PNG. Is this the part where you request me to spread it lest I end up cursed til an untimely death.?
In an attempt to brave the horrors of the night time such as groaning green men and rattling piles of bones, I have erected a temporary shelter. Now, you may be saying "Calder. This looks like shit" And yes. You would be correct. However, the Bizkantine empire was not erected in a day and I will need the materials gathered in here to build my castle anyway. This project seems it will be a long term endeavor. Please continue to lend me your support. Thank you. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0e93bedf89a.PNG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d76a94864b90.PNG
Chittr's lack of video recording has necessitated a true return to form. I feel like I'm scrolling personal blogs or GameFAQs as a child all over again.
What are humans?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Expawnations grant rewards...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Mammals. Primates given the curse of knowledge. Stubborn and uncomfortable creatures who 'other' even their own kin. In a way. Humans and Trolls are just the same story told from a different lens. There is so much overlap that it makes it hard to believe our existences aren't intrinsically tied to one another in some "grand scheme". Not to say I am a.. Particularly superstitious in my inclinations. ...I am rambling. Sorry.
You're right. Purple prose. Bipedal mammals. Most widespread form of primate on home-planet. Mostly-hairless bodies. Bipedal. Dexterous. Highly intelligent with especially prominent cognitive skills for adaptation and the development of sophisticated tools. Highly social. Lack "romantic quadrants" aside from Flushed. Although I have seen humans develop pitch feelings..? It just isn't a cultural thing.
anyways my favourite sharks are thresher sharks i think but i can see the beauty in every shark on earth and i guess on alternia since my friend showed me sharks from alternia
I enjoy basking sharks. I find them charming. Thresher Shark is certainly a good choice. I would say it is 'high up' on the hypothetical 'Bleu shark ranking'.
london update, it's uh, still here, and it's grey out so yeah
Queens NYC update someone's screaming outside at 3 AM again.
the house hippo #scary
the ♯existence of a ♯safeword also implies the ♯presence of a ♯dangerword that you can use to turn any ♯sexualevent into a ♯combatencounter ♯nsfw ♯?
<3-Fuck-1-billion-lions.-I-could-beat-one-of-every-pokemon
I am not going to do that to one billion lions actually.