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Aspiring Biologist & Environmentalist. Material goods are inherently evil. I like bugs. A Witch.

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I was consulting my copy of the Ars Goetia and I saw your picture featured. You were an Earl with 60 Legions of Demons under your command.

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Sounds about right.

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Really? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/94/d4/59/94d4590d97a6a882cf33f9e1e4fe513d.jpg

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I too find it hard to believe.

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Do you see him.? The Father. .. Whether or not you win the game matters not. Only if you bought it.

I remember the day I split in twain like it was tomorrow. To feel my skin ablaze and teeth chattering, my organs twisting inward, squeezing like a rag seeking to free itself of all moisture. I was dying, and I never felt more alive. Like Hell made Unreal. There was a time I sought that out. Because I thought that pain was equivalent to a prick from a rose when compared to the kiss of the Void. #horror #gore

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Did you know that Dung Beetles use the glowing band of the milky way in the night sky as a compass.? They stand on their ball and take mental snapshots of the open sky. They then use these snapshots to coordinate themselves and move in a straight line. #entomology

I love being insufferable. : )

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ᐖ WEIRᐖ POST 2 MAKE AFTER MISGENᐖERING SUMONE BUT OKAY ᐛ

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I need to get woker. I'm sorry

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I believe being careful would be in antonym to Justice. Perhaps a few broken bones will grant me better foresight. It would be justified for my trespassings.

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ᐖ BUT BATS HGAVE RABIES O__O #SᑈAREY ᐛ

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i think that was more just a show of Cripplin' illiteraCy than anythin'.

I do not fear growing rabid. I will get better. I merely fear growing more close-minded. My game constructs are different from another's. I must remind myself of this nightly.

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Illiteracy suggests that there was an attempt. I made an assumption and acted on said assumption. It was a show of disrespect and indecency.

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Vampires still aren't real.

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Whenever you feel paranoid or like someone is around the corner. Know that your intrusive thoughts are correct. Someone is there. You are always being watched.

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i ]-[ave an urge ТТ[] disagree buТТ ]-[[]rr[]rТТerr[]rs are sТТill s[]me[]ne als[] ТТ]-[e [[]rner is n[]ТТ always liТТeral

I realize my prior post most likely is "too niche". Allow me to enter "damage control mode". I like drinking water. I love breathing air when available. I am obsessed with the practice of eating food.. I believe this post will reach a perfectly broad market. The entire market. And maybe also the stable by the market.

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D --> Did you say stable

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LEAVE.

"I got that jong in me." Akagi from Akagi. Circa 1991 https://static.wikitide.net/sexypediawiki/e/ec/Old_akagi.png

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Transportalization.? Very plainly real. Aliens.? Believable. Magic.? Fine. Vampires however.? Foley. Trite. I will never so much as consider such a tropey thing existing. Vampire-Aliens are different of course.

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I'm sorry I've been attacked by enough varieties to know that they're a thing.

You have been attacked by lepers and rabid men with albinism. I refuse to believe something so caked in theistic ideology and concepts holds any water.

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It's just silly to draw a line in the sand here of all places. We got satyrs nymphs trolls and I've seen at least one harpy on here, what makes a human vampire any less feasible.

I have already told you why. The origin and mythos surrounding the classical vampire. If I held a crucifix up to a vampire and it genuinely shrieked in agony it would almost entirely shatter my worldview.

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Most of them don't, I've tried that. I don't make a habit of like. Encountering them but the LA I frequented certainly had a few dens. I take more damage walking into a church than a vampire would.

Hate robots. Hate robots so much.

Minor typo. I am maimed by a pack of hungry wolves for my misdeeds.

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Oh. That one blocked me. And I wanted to apologise too. #HardlyVaguepost

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It's moral to kill the board of directors of your local HOA if he tells you that your lawn needs trimming or that meadows require more maintenance than mowing every other day.

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Never mow your lawn. Let the dandelions grow. It won't hurt you.

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And now for something only tangentially related to my prior conversation. The meadow in my garden has grown quite lively. The froglets are about.

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I suppose I should have expected this from a barbarian species. Not a single person could form a cohesive argument proving me wrong.

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((Just gonna ask OOC, is this whole bit ragebait? Because it's coming off as transphobic so either you're doing that on purpose or you're doing it accidentally, and either way it's kinda uncomfortable to see :( ))

((Bleu is very much not intending this to be transphobic but I could see how it would be read that way. My bad!!! I'll cut this short if I'm making people uncomfortable))

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I see my prior post has sparked some ire. Allow me to elaborate. The definition of female is: "An animal that produces egg(s)." In this instance the only female troll would be the mother grub. And even that is debatable due to the Mother Grub's nebulous definition as "Lusus". Sex has nothing to do with which party probes. Only about which party carries seed (or slurry in this case) and which party holds eggs. If you wish to tell me that trolls are intersex then you must also tell me with a straight face that spotted hyenas are also intersex. Furthermore this has nothing to do with societal gender. Such a thing is solely phenotypical and has no place in an objective discussion about biological functions. #nsfw (for safety's sake)

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I'm a scholar first. That is all.

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> keep up the truth preaching then, human. i applaud it!

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✨️ The mothergrub is a sentient person who can choose to abdicate her role. ✨️

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Thank you for this. I wasn't quite sure because I had gotten some mixed signals from certain sources. It's my goal to one day meet her in the flesh. But those brooding caverns don't make for easy entry.

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You have the right spirit, we are suppliers to the mothergrub but a lot of the other "castes" are removed from seeing her for the reason it's easier to control the masses. If a cloister of jade's are sent underground all their lives. Little clarity comes on land, so there's a lot of trolls who still believe she's an 'animal' when the Empire is lead by an Empress who brainwashes the human populace to "cease reproduction ". Some of the people here still actively feed into the Condescension' propaganda, but she has horns and a face like us.

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This is excellent information. I will take good care to note this. With how information is so heavily controlled within Alternian society.. It becomes a pain to research certain topics. So to hear it from the Sufferer himself is.. Helpful. I wish you a good day.

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K1ND OF W31RD TO 4PPLY YOUR HUM4N D3F1N1T1ONS TO 4N 4L13N SP3C13S. SC13NC3 1S 4ND SHOULD B3 4D4PT4BL3. 1'M SORRY B3 DON'T F1T W1TH1N YOUR D3F1N1T1ONS BUT M4YB3 THOS3 D3F1N1T1ONS SHOULD B3 UPD4T3D.

Definitions are made to stick. Definitions are easy to understand. Everything slots into a neat box. There's no need to overcomplicate.

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D3F1N1T1ONS N33D TO CH4NG3 B4S3D ON N3W 1NFORM4T1ON. WH3N YOU'R3 G1V3N MOR3 1NFORM4T1ON YOU M4K3 N3W BOX3S. NOT 3V3RYTH1NG 1S GO1NG TO F1T 1NTO CURR3NT HUM4N SC13NT1F1C D3F1N1T1ONS.

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1'M 4CTU4LLY COM1NG B4CK TO TH1S W1TH 4NOTH3R 4RGUM3NT. 1F TH1S W4S TH3 C4S3 WOULDN'T YOU HUM4NS ST1LL B3L13V3 TH3 SUN C1RCL3D TH3 34RTH 4ND TH4T D1S34S3 W4S C4US3D BY B4D 41R?

If you think about it. Every troll is biologically male.

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SOM3 P3OPL3 DON'T R34LLY 3NJOY B31NG C4LL3D "4 B1OLOG1C4L M4L3" WH3N TH3Y DON'T 1D3NT1FY 4S ON3. 4ND MOST OF US R34LLY DON'T 3NJOY HUM4NS 4SSUM1NG TH31R B1OLOG1C4L CONC3PTS 4PPLY TO US.

It's a matter of language. Whatever terminology you use likely means the same thing on paper.

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YOU KNOW TH3R3'S 4N1M4LS ON 34RTH TH4T 4R3N'T M4L3 OR F3M4L3 R1GHT

Yes. Like Snails. I love snails. : )

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Y34H SO 1 N33D YOU TO T4K3 TH3 CONC3PT OF SN41LS B1OLOG1C4L S3X F4LL1NG OUTS1D3 YOUR N34T BOX. 4ND 4DD 4NOTH3R N34T BOX FOR TROLL B1OLOG1C4L S3X.

Hermaphrodites are perfectly explainable. They jump between boxes. Intersex species sit in both boxes. asexual species get their own box. Even if we take into consideration certain trolls developing eggs. That does not change the fact that I still think they fit in the preexisting boxes. The Mother Grub and the aforementioned exceptions are the egg-bearers. The common troll carries the seed. ..That does beg the question. To egg-bearing trolls have slurry.? Would that make them intersex.? Hmm. Nebulous until further studies are conducted.

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NOT 3V3RY TROLL 1S GO1NG TO CONFORM TO TH1S FOR TH3 R3CORD. 1F YOU'R3 D3T3RM1N3D TO S1T W1TH YOUR BOX3S TH3 CLOS3ST YOU'LL G3T 1S 1NT3RS3X. 3V3N TH3N, NO ON3'S GO1NG TO L1K3 YOU ST4T1NG TH1NGS 4BOUT TH3M 4S 1F YOU KNOW 3V3RYTH1NG.

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YOU C4N 4LSO L1T3R4LLY JUST S4Y "1 DON'T KNOW" 4ND TH4T'S OK4Y TOO

Louder for t)(e people in t)(e back! As a biologist, I'm always trying to wake people up to our reality 3X)

I've made my point. I don't necessarily desire to insist upon it. Thank you however. I think.

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"Wow I can't believe people /don't like me/" says the cosmic horror. I can't take some people here seriously.

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I think you vastly misconstrued what I meant by that post. :P

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DID NOT. SAY THAT.

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Of course you did not 10,002 Hungry Grubs. I would never claim such a thing.