Princess Tolmi Calochor
@calochortusTolmiei
^Princess of the Planet Fangora, emissary of God.^ ^But really just a normal girl!!^
^w^ Meow
/ᐠ Meow! ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ Who might you be? ᐟ\
/ᐠ Tolmi, a pleasure! What species are you, if that's okay to ask? There seem to be humans and trolls and even cherubim around here, it's so fascinating! I myself am a Dryad. A "plant person," as my troll lover affectionately calls me. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
?w? Well ain't that a complicated question! For simple introductions sake I'm an anthropomorphic cat! :3c
/ᐠ Aww, kitty!!! I love cats. My family crest is a lion! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Ugh, clawmarks on my bedroom door. My dad's been trying to get in again! /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ ᐟ\
/ᐠ Ha! No, no. Not anymore. He's been a Beast for years now. It's fine, it was his time. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
All I wanna do is be a cheeta print girl.
Yes. I'm not a trans woman. I'm happy in my body I love my balls and my no tits. I enjoy being referred to by he/him pronouns. I just really wanna be a cheeta print girl without changing my gender.
/ᐠ Oh. Okay! I guess I misread that, haha. ₍^. .^₎⟆ I'm sure the cheetah print girls would accept you into their ranks if they could! ᐟ\
asked 16 of my brothers to help with renovating of my space ship i now have a room which can fit a lot more beings inside of it wink wink moxie hosted events or films recorded in a more … relaxed fashion compared to queen - the future of troll entertainment
/ᐠ SIXTEEN brothers!!! I know other species regularly have litters, but that is ridiculous!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ Not that I'm judging, of course, just surprised! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
i actually have 37 of them while being the only female member of our family my earlier childhood decades were not the best i must admit
/ᐠ Oh!! I'm the only girl in my family too! It's been only kings for generations. My father was *livid* when I told him. Did you have to transition for it too? Or were you just lucky? ᐟ\
oh me and my mother are the queens of our species or at least can be ones sadly my height is on the lower side same as my mother … so i suppose i did get “lucky”
/ᐠ Oh! Another royal! That's fun. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ I'm a bit confused - how does height factor in? ᐟ\
that is a clod question the taller one eats the shorter one and becomes the queen of the planet also we do not have royals so many species in space and so little of them acknowledge the fact of taller ones being objectively better
/ᐠ Oh. So your mom is going to eat you one day? Am I getting that bit right? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
we are getting lost i feel like there are a lot of glorps out there my mom just works the farm with my brothers that is all, we are called queen because we are female “the queen” who navigates the planet is separate from that you only eat “the queen” if you are taller but our current queen is 2 meters tall so she will rule forever it would seem like
/ᐠ Ohh, I see. Fascinating! Our monarchy is reputation-based. If some other lineage manages to disgrace mine (good luck~!) or if I do something especially disgraceful (God said being trans is fine, cry about it Hedera!!) then that other lineage gets the crown. But the Calochors have a lot of reputation built up, so I don't see that happening any time soon! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
NEED TO GET BACK INTO MY OLD GROOVE OF WATCHING THOSE FUCKASS ROMCOM MOVIES, THAT WAS THE LIFE.
/ᐠ Oh, you like romance too? Just the comedies, or do you like sincere romances too? ᐟ\
LAST I REMEMBERED IT WAS THE SINCERE STUFF TOO BUT A MAJORITY OF THE STUFF HAD SOME COMEDIC ELEMENTS, THOUGH IT OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T TAKE AWAY FROM THE MORE SINCERE PARTS. I NEED TO REWATCH A LOT OF IT THOUGH, I HAVEN'T SEEN ALOT OF THOSE MOVIES IN AGES.
/ᐠ One more question... how discerning is your taste? Do you limit yourself to the more "prestige" romantic narratives, or do you like the trashy ones too? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
BOTH BUT I REER TOWARDS THE MORE COMMONLY CONSIDERED SHITTY ONES. THEY'RE USUALLY ALOT MORE FUN, AND I GET TO MAKE FUN OF THEM.
/ᐠ Ah. ₍^. .^₎⟆ I'm a bit of a sucker for... trashy romance? Forbidden love, nobles and commoners, things like that. Sorry, that's so embarrassing to admit... ᐟ\
/ᐠ I feel kind of bad... I got to meet Caddie's mom AND her grandfather! I mean... I guess if she came in person, I could show her my dad, and we could go visit my grandpa in the Red Grove, but... That would just be kind of a gloomy day. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
In the mood to beat something down with my bare hands today. ...What shall I target...
/ᐠ Is anything threatening your community? Always a good place to start. Feral beasts, that sort of thing. ᐟ\
/ᐠ Oh, wow. ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ #vagueposting. ᐟ\
Not yet, no, I’m merely something of an alternate universe aunt/maternal figure to your daughter keeping an eye on things!
/ᐠ Every time I think I understand Earth relationships, I get thrown a curveapple. ᐟ\
Oh, I wouldn’t worry too much darling. It’s hardly normal, I’m something of a mix of souls. A cacophony, really.