Princess Tolmi Calochor
@calochortusTolmiei
^Princess of the Planet Fangora, emissary of God.^ ^But really just a normal girl!!^
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ ⚠? ╮(ᵕ—ᴗ—)╭
/ᐠ Meow? ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ Heheh, hi there, fellow feline fan! ᐟ\
@calochortusTolmiei i promiseee im not doxxing U i literally dont know where Ur planet is!!
/ᐠ Sure, but... you can imagine why I'd be a little wary of letting an alien with nearly-godlike powers who could crush my entire planet with little more than a thought know where I live, right? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
back in my own bed finally! i missed my five billion plushies
hehehe i know how you feel! whatre you getting back from? :)
space! we just got back from an expedition trying to find life in the new universe whiiich failed again :/ but at least i get to have a comfy sleep again
Universe c, right? i can tell U that there 100% is life on other planets & its full of sexy plantgirls/boys. no idea how id point U in her direction but @calochortusTolmiei!!
/ᐠ Oh, um. Hm. Please don't doxx me, babe? ᐟ\
/ᐠ Also, not *all* of us are sexy! (I am, though. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ) ᐟ\
/ᐠ So, I have a question about Alternia. How do you determine royalty, if you don't have measurable lineage? It can't really just be the blood color, can it? By your species' nature, any royalty you have is technically descended from countless lower class trolls, right? ᐟ\
8=l < The fuchsia caste is rarer than any other 8=l < By that alone, each one is an heir or heiress 8=l < Only a handful are alive at any given time
/ᐠ Wait, seriously? But... how do you ensure they're fit to rule, if you're just mashing everybody's genes together? Fangoran royals don't even let a single other dryad into their gene pool, because our line has proven fit to rule. ᐟ\
/ᐠ Whose, exactly? ᐟ\
/ᐠ Well, Fangora is under the watch of a *much* better god than that. ᐟ\
/ᐠ Sigh. /ᐠ ¬`‸´¬マ Being a princess is a real pain in the tail. I do love my God, but he's breathing down my neck to move things along faster and it's a lot of responsibility!!! At least He's understanding about me taking a lover... most dryads would probably tease me. Or call me a slut. Or attack me. And like, push me down? Take my tiara away. And. Um. Defile me, since obviously I don't care about my gene pool! And. And use me like a common mistletoe. And. Um. ...What was I saying? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
aww omg babe... U know that if any1 tried 2 hurt U id blow their brains out with double pistols & a wonk. ;U
...@asclepianDesperada Come collect your girl
/ᐠ Hehe, thanks! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ (Maybe next time I visit we can... go a little further? ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ) ᐟ\
/ᐠ Whoops!! ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
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/ᐠ Um, sure! ᐟ\
/ᐠ Oh, but also, is there a royalty badge? ᐟ\
@calochortusTolmiei hey i have a weird q. humour me.
/ᐠ You have a lot of weird Q's! And one big pretty curly Q. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ What's your Q, sweet thing? ⁖3 ᐟ\
dryads have captchalogue cards &c right? & U have transportalizer pad technology as U've discussed...
/ᐠ Yes, but those are strictly point-to-point. We haven't managed to sendificate anything further than our own moon... ⁖( ᐟ\
right, ok........... can U captchalogue 1 pad of a pair? leave the other 1 where it is.
/ᐠ Well, yeah, easily. Cultivar modus is pretty robust! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
IN DMS
/ᐠ ... I'm not sure what you're using the code for, but I can't read it... ⁖( I can take a picture of the colors and lines? ᐟ\
thatll be perf bbgirl. alright, so, Um... this plan might take a while. im not sure when my moms will be away, &... blimey, who even has the laserstation? w/e point is...... stay tuned. ;U
/ᐠ !! Okay!!!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
I hope I didn't offend the floral princess by revealing I'm typing on an object that was grown from the earth.
/ᐠ Not at all! Sorry, I was getting a message. We grow much of our tech as well! Gosh, your species is already feeling a lot less alien than the ones on Earth. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
Hmm, would anyone have a glimmer of interest in a sort of cultural exchange? And by that I mean I reveal facts about pixie society as I learn more about yours! I am fairly certain I remain the only pixie on this platform; at least by the definition of pixie I retain.
/ᐠ Ooh, that sounds fun! I'm in the same boat - I'm the only dryad to even know about Earth and Alternia, let alone communicate with them! ᐟ\
/ᐠ Are you translating, or do you mysteriously speak the same language as everyone else like I do? Seriously, nobody seems willing to question that. ᐟ\
Oh! That's interesting. I'm using a sort of common-speak language on my planet. We share our world with a couple of other species! But we each have our own tongues.
/ᐠ Fascinating! Kind of like Earth then. ₍^. .^₎⟆ Fangora just has the one sapient species, us Dryads! ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ We're chlorophyllic life forms - living plants, if you want to be reductive - so I was surprised to find out that most sophont species are animalia! I assume that's what Pixies are, too? (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\