/ᐠ Maybe I should introduce myself? ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ Hi! My name is Princess Tolmi Calochor of the planet Fangora. I come in peace! I am a Dryad. Unlike humans and trolls, as I've gathered from my wonderful cordate lover @asclepianDesperada, we are a chlorophyllic species, more related to trees than bugs or mammals. (I'm kind of jealous that humans get to share a phylum with kitties though!!! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ) I am not here on a diplomatic mission, really, just social! Consider this a trial run for official first contact. I have to make sure everything's properly in place before we actually make the long, long journey to Earth, after all! I'm excited to learn more about you. As good a teacher as my lover is, I can only get so much information from one source. (Plus, I don't like to bother her too much about it!) ᐟ\
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or maybe you're just not imPortant enough to reLay the news to. .)
hey!! no fighting!!!!! tolmi we r figuring it out, i was trying 2 figure out how 2 explain it. its the clubs thing, remember? the 1 that has 3 ppl? she & me r auspiciants, & @chickenJockey is our auspistice.
/ᐠ Right, right. Sorry! Your fourth type of romance is still so new to me... And the way you conceptualize rivalries. ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt haz been attempted bef0re. [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ Well, we aren't easily conquered. We have a God protecting us! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] h0w fazcinating. [ACTION:QUERY] whatt iz y0ur p1anett 1ike? [END MESSAGE]
/ᐠ Oh, it's beautiful! Lush, tame forests, proud families of artisans and royals and farmers and gravetenders... Oh, and you can see the Red Grove and the Great Canyon from space!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt z0undz interezting. i w0u1d 10ve t0 take zamp1ez [END MESSAGE]