♦ pitied by @itChy
you treat me so good i might cry but in a good way
my 🌈⭐🖤 came and swept me up it turns out i'm just a little bit sad, but he always makes me smile
…Sure. Shop vac would be ideal.
I’m still finding confetti everywhere goddamnit @itChy
i mean, if you want to?
....i like that a lot.
it's not that i don't like it!
like, i guess itchy calls me 'baby' sometimes if he's in a good mood and actually payin' attention to me. but that's like, generic as hell.
first time begging kinda nervous also prolly shouldnt but who gives a fuck anymoreeee #nsfw
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
Hahaha, I can do 5
I HOPED. WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OBSCENE. IT WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE FUN. THAN A BUNCH OF BLOOD. FOR ME TO WRING OUT OF THE CARPET.
https://i.imgur.com/N4nMI3O.png @peregrineMendicant#0414 what the fuck is that in the background. i don't know. explosion. #slickart
I had wondered what I'd done specifically. Do you at least have Die or Clover out of your crosshairs or is your whole trove in the shit as well? Just curious as to what emotional torrents I should be steering clear of.
Understandable, we're both huge bitches. Good luck out there, Itchy.
Hm. Yes, wouldn't want them to think they've won, after all.
I think you're the only you I've seen. I may find you irascible at the best of times, but I doubt you could really be truly replaced.
what, like some sort of sexytime robin hood? #nsfw
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
Rapidly 5o~! I'm in danger! :)
It's true, I saw their trails before it happened, you can aaaaalways trust me~
Passing through the main hall glad I'm not Trace right now. Can't imagine how many past trails are left after last night.
oh you're so right, i'm sorry baby, thank youuuu. i'll make you your hangover cures to make up four it.
if you reply to this chitt, I'll assign a bird to you. ((Ooc: Please do he wvill givwe you a personalized bird :) ))
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
i don't have ears
You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
You're never gonna know mine!! 🎈Ω🔷 ;P
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
No no that's quite alright Itchy I have to try and get back to my timeline anyways I was in the middle of cleaning the malachite colored sitting room!
OW! Stubbed my toe... Has google foreshadowed pokemon go yet or no?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f8040844477.jpg
HELL YEAH IT IS. we got a motherfuckin rainbow of innards. we do more than bleed em though.
AND I LOVE TRAVLING FORWARD IN TIME THATS MY FAVORITE PASTIME! OR SHOULD I SAY FUTURETIME!
HIGHBLOOD, you funny lil green thing. my shit is PURPLE.
IM THE MOTHERFUCKIN GRAND HIGHBLOOD. who are you? :o)
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE YOUR HANDS FOR MORE THAN JUST BEATING PEOPLE UP? YOU CAN USE THEM TO DRAW PICTURES TOO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM A DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION DRIP TIP IS COPYWRITTEN BY BISCUITS SO DONT STEAL IT OR ILL SUE! 86534-00
all the more reason to love my bed
i love my bed and my bed loves me
what the fucK aRe you some KiNd of aГieN https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/poRtRait2.pNg
Thank you but that does not even remotely answer my question.
Wait. Why did you tag this NSFW.
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY DDDDDIIIIIDDD YYYYOOOUUU EEEAAATTT RRRAAAWWW CCCHHHIIICCCKKEEEN????
i mean you shouldn't eat it it hurts the chickens!!!!
DDDDOOOOOZZZZEEEE
(^･ω･^) < SURE THING I CAN SHIP ME AND YOU ITCHY!!!!!!!!!TRUST I WILL BE DRAWING THIS!!!
CCCAAANNN IIIII JJJOOOIIINNN????
i looked away four 4 seconds.
IIIIIIII AAAAAAMMMMMMMMM PPPPPPAAAAAAYYYYYIIINNNNNNGGGG AATTEENTTTIIIIOOOOONNNNNNN........
LLLLOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD <<<<<<3333
I wouldn't say no my nimble little friend
IIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSOOOOOO HAPPPY TOOOOOOO SEEE EVEEERRRYYYYYY OOOONEE
hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy oooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee \\\\\\\\\
// prolly clocking out soon so ciao
yknow what, sure.
ok guys. https://tiermaker.com/create/candy here's the take. https://i.imgur.com/BmLei0L.png
i'm just trying to make my sugarpie feel better omg dramatic
HUGE IF TRUE.
i GUESS i could fourgive you....y'know, with the right convincin'.
I've been told flattery will get you everywhere!
no ping four me? </3
Looking ever so handsome my speedy spirit!
i have n𖦹 idea
Well you sure are my speedy spirit
Hmm... Any leprechauns around willing to help a fella out? I got a question about charms and how they work... For uh. Purely objective and curiosity reasons- For a friend even.
I'm a Sawbuck from the future has the great seahorse uprising begun yet or am I too early?
IM OLD AS FUCK, SISTER.
night hummingbird~!
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
I know you do, Itchy.
Hmm I suppose I know what you mean... Still though nice to be wanted
You don't think it's nice?
The work around here is never done! Dusting Cleaning Tiding Keeps old 10 hat a very busy man
Really hating this sudden interest in leprechauns, actually.
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https://i.postimg.cc/50hCwZz5/teenager-pointing-himself-irresolute-young-man-finger-isolated-white-background-34325108.webp
HAHA I DONT KNOW IF THEY DID IM TRYING OUT A NEW CATCHPHRASE DUHHH OKAY BOSS IS MY GO TO BUT A SECOND ONE CANT HURT!
i love being a #boydad my boy has an understanding with me, we crank out jams on the daily.
#charms balloons is an endless pursuit! a hunt, even. constantly trying to take each other down from the sky. in balloons there's a lot more *take* than there is *give*, though it stays level as long as both partners can keep up. it's traps and tricks and wantin' to take someone down a notch, take what you want, even though you like 'em. a good balloons keeps y' grounded, and keeps you entertained. i think this is prrrrobably the closest thing we have to 'hate dating', maybe? but i can't imagine hatin' my balloon.... https://i.ibb.co/Gv8QxXnm/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
i'm crying again but b but it's good?? :''')
i went to the hospital but i did 8 REALLY sick flip out the window 8D
i bleed teal but if itchy adopted Me do i bleed red too now
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
He is quite the charmer isn't he? Pun intended.
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
that's why i'm tagging them all.
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
does it work this time? #charms https://file.garden/acSd428XdjJpG10X/charms.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
i mean i can start worshipping you if that's what you're into lately.
Well whatever you say oh fearless leader :)
crowbar is dead like, on any day ending with y.
I do wonder why charms isn't an option when it comes to reacts... Oh well some things I suppose are a mystery!
Well I may be pretty slow in a race but my footworks just as fancy fire and fast as it can be given my frame! Just watch the toes my charming charmer lest we be sent some when else entirely ❤️⭐️🍀
That sounds lovely my fast friend Now lets see if your footwork is as fast as your running :) ❤️⭐️🍀
Isn't that the idea of a date? My little quicksilver? ❤️⭐️♦️
Ohoho you DOG! Yeah of course I absolutely STAR a tango! #nsfw And if the vertical tango goes well perhaps it would be moved to a more... horizontal location ❤️⭐️🌙🌈
WERE SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT 8PM AIR! IT TASTES COLD :(
I'm all ears my fast fancy friend ❤️⭐️🌙
I had a nice roast going in the cork pot all day and it should be just about done :) ❤️⭐️🌙
I'm here thankfully no time shenanigans got in the way! I've got a nice red wine if you're feeling it my fast friend :)
wah wah dOn'T t4lK tO MeEeE oh my god lighten up.
OHHH OKAY :) MY TIME MACHINE STILL WORKS SO ILL BE OUT OF YOUR UH HAIR UNTIL SNOWMAN TIME!
Why on earth would they do that?? To what end would they pick you of all of us to sacrifice? Surely doze would have been an easier target to get a hold of!
HELL YE4H I DO!!!!
die it's raining outside!!
I CAN SEE THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY TIME MACHINE THERES GUYS OUT THERE SOMETIMES!
i don't know who those guys are but i'm fascinated by whatever this post is.
Is that a DISCO ball? Since when did the lime green dance studio have a DISCO BALL?? Thats a lot of mirrors to clean...
aSJSJFHFWPW, ok stripping rn #nsfw
outside in the rain.
fuck that wasn't smart.
Hey how how about dinner instead?? Just you and me I hear the lime green dance studio will be free at 7:30? Provided no PUTZES in orange or purple striped hats decide knife tag is an option
no im sorry bud
Surprisingly reasonable list.
pretty accurate
shit tierlist. i'm not on it.
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
hit the tunes, baby~
do you think My new dad will get Mad if i M8ke 8 sk8te raMp out My hivesteM window to land on the neighboring roof
we could make some if you want. ;)
OOH I ALREADY HAVE A LUSUS BUT CAN I BE YOUR GRUB TOO I'M REALLY FAST PROMISE
i don't suck. i am said trucer.
yeah i think that's how you being me works?
i got on here cause i heard we were having charms discourse.
If you're wondering where I was for the apparent fire that took place in the mint green kitchen... so am I!
@obliteratingOmen @docScratch @onescratchOfmany Invest in better soundproofing. I don't need to be hearing this.
Ah what does that putz know about leprechauns? Dick diddly if you ask me
TO THE OTHER FELT MEMBERS HERE: WHATEVER NOISE YOU HEAR LATER. DON’T MIND IT. BUSINESS IS HAPPENING. #NSFW
I'm not hunting you all down on the feed any other felt members please hit me up but don't ACTUALLY hit me because then we'll be god knows where god knows when!
I don't beleive you Itchy this place is looking too 2020s to be the year 1
LAST I SAW JADE GREEN LIVING ROOM BUT HE STUBBED HIS TOE SO WHEN HE IS NOW IS ANYONES GUESS
EXCEPT HE’S MORE. FLABBIER
I wasn't going to cheat, and I'm aware he is.
i've pulled karkat out from the fight later today. crowbar has implied he'll be cheating so i won't stand for this unsportsmanlike behaviour.
NOT A MOMMA BUT I CAN DO THE SALSA 👀👀 #NSFW #UP4GRABS #WHOWANTME
i am threatening to pull karkat from this fight if crowbar doesn't stop being a bad sport.
my matespr11t just called me and sa11d she wanted t0 break th11ngs 0ff because 11 had a “bad att11tude” and “n0 g00d energy”. l11terally what d0 11 d0 n0w
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9df9c5edd34b.jpg got her ass so good
What the fuck? What the fuck! I'm going to bed, I didn't need to see that.
I'm not a prude, for the record. You call have your dicks and pussies and bulges and nooks out on main. Go wild. If any of you ladies want to put your images in monochrome, however. Consider it. #nsfw
People can have their opinions any which way. But you have never been, at any point in time, "chill".
why did itchy follow me i told him i'll strangle him if he talked to me again
Right. I'm back. Was nice to be away from this cesspool for a while.