Spades slick
@spadesSlick
leader of the midnight crew, dont bother me or ill kick your teeth out
Breaking news! Reportedly user @itChy thinks only WEAK people DONT use slurs! Proof https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260413-220438.png He loves slurs! Stay tuned
Of course IT WAS BAIT. He just wanted to see me FLIP OUT.
Well, technically, @spadesSlick was the first to use the slur. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2aede0492938.png
ERUGH. I'm too HIGH TO NOTICE HIS BULLSHIT.
Statement 1 Itchy Words Are context Lacking, so Consider it Entirely, 2 SpadesSlick Said Slur 1 Itchy React Poor choice SpadeSucks!
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-214349.png he hates woman and neurodivergent people? #itchytheincel #itchyableist
YOU CALLED ME A RETARD FIRST
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2aede0492938.png
\ b0th 0f y0u are start1ng t0 p1ss me 0ff w1th that w0rd kn0ck 1t 0ff /
Oh, suddenly I'm the worst guy here 'cause I'm not afraid to use a word. Get over yourself, freak.
YOOOO WHO EVEN ASKED YOU?
hey my fucking bad okay, i thought i could use the stinking word. the kid with the nubby horns told me
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-213621.png you hear that? this asshole @itchy hates woman! what a fucking retard #itchytheincel
I OBVIOUSLY DONT HATE WOMEN. AND WTF??? IM NOT AN INCEL. I'VE FUCKED A WOMAN BEFORE.
ICANTTELLYOUTHATSHETOLDMENOTTOFUCKINGTELLPEOPLEWTFDUDEITSSECRET
Yeah, you'd think it's curious.
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if ANYONE IS THE RETARD ITS YOU
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-213114.png his damara? are you implying he is her owner? are you saying you hate women and that they belong to men? @itchy #itchyhateswoman
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DAMARA IN HIS SAME TIMELINE.
i had a scratch refer tØ me as the Øriginal pet. sØ. he is nØt wrØng. (i did refer tØ his Øther. gathering Øf fØllØwers as pets sØ it wasnt randØm. i will say that.)
i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence
youd better turn it around quick or itll turn into wwithdrawwal
i stabbed someone
(:B IT'S A BUNNY BECAUSE IT'S EASTER
"EASTER, ALSO CALLED PASCH OR PASCHA OR RESURRECTION SUNDAY, IS A CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL AND CULTURAL HOLIDAY COMMEMORATING THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS FROM THE DEAD, DESCRIBED IN THE BIBLE'S NEW TESTAMENT AS HAVING OCCURRED ON THE THIRD DAY OF HIS BURIAL FOLLOWING HIS CRUCIFIXION BY THE ROMANS AT CALVARY C. 30 AD" OR HUMAN HOLIDAY
if that guy revived are sure he's not related to lord english? maybe a felt member
NO HE'S SOME HUMAN DUDE
CLOSE
You hate my joyous whimsy but I still set you a plate at my table.
Whoever does hate the whimsy is a loser
i could never hate a joyous and whimsical cook!
ms paint, you're the only woman i have ever loved 💖💕 i could never hate your joyous whimsy
if anyone at felt mansion questions why one of the walls of the bathroom is missing along with the barbasol. my fault
just found a box with money in the mansion!
i'm hiding in felt mansion. this is going to be great
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
How kind of you to cut him off a few pieces.
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
what the fuck why the fucking hell did they say you all where my lovers and cd my child?
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
Best News I've heard in a day!
My condolences to his many secret, not so secret, and backup lovers in this trying time. I will be sure to attend the funeral in suitable attire.
happy day to @itchy @slowdozer @trace @fourleavedclover @fivefingerfillet @sixpinsimpaled @misterseven @exileduniverse @adamngoodtailor @sawbuck @mrbenedict @imbiscuits @maximsbelt get it? cause you are all fools!!! happy day idiots
OH HE WaS JusT GreeN I AM MadE OF FelT ThougH JusT LikE IT SayS IN MY NamE ThaT IS HoW YoU CaN TelL WE ArE DifferenT PeoplE EveN ThougH WE ArE BotH SO CoincidentallY HandsomE ✅
Is this the same man that was openly flirting with me? I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not that you didn't include me initially.
the plan was to include but you cant fucking blame me for missing one of you, you are like 17
do you also wonder why there's so many of specific people but like 1 of the others? I don't think I've ever seen a Matchsticks say anything.
can confirm there isnt a single matchstick on here, look at the post all of the main felty idiots are there except him. cause i couldnt find one
I'd post a frowny face but I'm sure he's alright. He probably just isn't in the mood for antics yet!
If you need to explain your joke it isn't funny.
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
How do I set it off?
thats the smart thing about this one it's hidden!
stitches room but it's like hidden and only diamonds can set it off i think i don't really remember we planned this while i was drunk
if ya see the bear shoot em
i hate gossip. but i do like celebrity drama i have to be honest. and honestly did not expect teto to cheat
just sent @imbiscuits poisoned ice cream. he gonna die in like the next 10 minutes
this is the most fucked up thing youve ever done
:( WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME :(
just sent a little surprise to felt mansion
OH BOY I LOVE SURPRISES! WAS IT COOKIES AND CANDIES? TREATS GALORE?
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek