Spades slick
@spadesSlick
leader of the midnight crew, dont bother me or ill kick your teeth out
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
How kind of you to cut him off a few pieces.
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
what the fuck why the fucking hell did they say you all where my lovers and cd my child?
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
Best News I've heard in a day!
My condolences to his many secret, not so secret, and backup lovers in this trying time. I will be sure to attend the funeral in suitable attire.
happy day to @itchy @slowdozer @trace @fourleavedclover @fivefingerfillet @sixpinsimpaled @misterseven @exileduniverse @adamngoodtailor @sawbuck @mrbenedict @imbiscuits @maximsbelt get it? cause you are all fools!!! happy day idiots
OH HE WaS JusT GreeN I AM MadE OF FelT ThougH JusT LikE IT SayS IN MY NamE ThaT IS HoW YoU CaN TelL WE ArE DifferenT PeoplE EveN ThougH WE ArE BotH SO CoincidentallY HandsomE ✅
Is this the same man that was openly flirting with me? I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not that you didn't include me initially.
the plan was to include but you cant fucking blame me for missing one of you, you are like 17
do you also wonder why there's so many of specific people but like 1 of the others? I don't think I've ever seen a Matchsticks say anything.
can confirm there isnt a single matchstick on here, look at the post all of the main felty idiots are there except him. cause i couldnt find one
I'd post a frowny face but I'm sure he's alright. He probably just isn't in the mood for antics yet!
If you need to explain your joke it isn't funny.
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
How do I set it off?
thats the smart thing about this one it's hidden!
stitches room but it's like hidden and only diamonds can set it off i think i don't really remember we planned this while i was drunk
if ya see the bear shoot em
i hate gossip. but i do like celebrity drama i have to be honest. and honestly did not expect teto to cheat
just sent @imbiscuits poisoned ice cream. he gonna die in like the next 10 minutes
just sent a little surprise to felt mansion
OH BOY I LOVE SURPRISES! WAS IT COOKIES AND CANDIES? TREATS GALORE?
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek
@bubbleblower are we married? read the paper 'bout it and it wouldn't be the first time i marry someone without knowin
I don't know, Are we married? I feel like I'd know if we were. And you'd definitely know if I knew.
i am very confused but getting drunk married already happened to me twice so i don't discard that
Slick, If we were married, You'd be eating dinner with me right now. And we would not have woken up in separate beds.
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/2026-03-30_17-54.png she cant do that right?
Is This A Particular Threat Of Theirs That You Want To Test Is The Real Question
> fuck1ng m1dn1ght maggot2 2tole my 1ce cream cant have 2h1t on altern1a <
#slickweek im eating icecream right now. suckers
#slickweek is what omegas call their heat cycles can you pick another name maybe? (tags: ABO, omegaverse, slick, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
as the speaker for the midnight crew. we will not be giving back the ice cream
idiots we stole all the icecream
#bandocscratch from the platform. Get it trending. We need to get this piece of shit cueball outta here.
You will find that difficult. Your remedial training is set to begin soon, is it not?
D --> @prosaicPedagogy Kankri hi
D --> Far too long D --> How have you been my dear
Taking a much-needed 6reak fr9m s9cial media, and admittedly, the new s9cial media piqued my interest. S9, here I am. I'll try t9 6e a 6it m9re active, may6e here and h9pefully 9n grum6lr.
D --> Much needed and much deserved D --> But I have missed you regardless D --> And I am so glad to see you here D --> Though it is rather um, chaotic around here
Thank y9u. I have seen 2 pe9ple's 6ulges and several tits, s9 cha9tic is an understatement, it seems s9mething taints the water here 6it t9 each their 9wn, they seem t9 6e having fun. N9t my kind 9f fun, 6ut fun n9netheless. #nsfw
D --> It is remarkable isn't it D --> I haven't felt this comparably chaste since I was a wriggler D --> Or er, well I guess I was still an adult then but it feels like when I was a wriggler now
A we6site having y9u 9f all pe9ple (with much l9ve), calling y9urself chaste, is quite impressive. It's making me feel m9re than chaste if n9t rather aggressively prudish 6ut that's fine.
D --> No I agree completely D --> It is strange to be surrounded by so many people who do not know me or realize what I am about so to speak D --> It takes quite a bit of e%plaining let me tell you D --> I hope you do not have as much problem with it as I have had
9h yes, I've heard a69ut the generalizing. Which is unf9rtunate. H9wever, c9mm9n sense turns 9ut, is n9t quite c9mm9n. Wh9 kn9ws, I d9n't hum9r stupid pe9ple.
D --> That is because you are very wise my love
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
yes i have a feltsona! but it was a joke! johnfelt is ironic i swear to fucking gog
