Spades slick
@spadesSlick
leader of the midnight crew, dont bother me or ill kick your teeth out
i'm hiding in felt mansion. this is going to be great
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
How kind of you to cut him off a few pieces.
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
what the fuck why the fucking hell did they say you all where my lovers and cd my child?
happy day to @itchy @slowdozer @trace @fourleavedclover @fivefingerfillet @sixpinsimpaled @misterseven @exileduniverse @adamngoodtailor @sawbuck @mrbenedict @imbiscuits @maximsbelt get it? cause you are all fools!!! happy day idiots
OH HE WaS JusT GreeN I AM MadE OF FelT ThougH JusT LikE IT SayS IN MY NamE ThaT IS HoW YoU CaN TelL WE ArE DifferenT PeoplE EveN ThougH WE ArE BotH SO CoincidentallY HandsomE ✅
Is this the same man that was openly flirting with me? I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not that you didn't include me initially.
the plan was to include but you cant fucking blame me for missing one of you, you are like 17
do you also wonder why there's so many of specific people but like 1 of the others? I don't think I've ever seen a Matchsticks say anything.
can confirm there isnt a single matchstick on here, look at the post all of the main felty idiots are there except him. cause i couldnt find one
I'd post a frowny face but I'm sure he's alright. He probably just isn't in the mood for antics yet!
If you need to explain your joke it isn't funny.
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
thats the smart thing about this one it's hidden!
stitches room but it's like hidden and only diamonds can set it off i think i don't really remember we planned this while i was drunk
if ya see the bear shoot em
i hate gossip. but i do like celebrity drama i have to be honest. and honestly did not expect teto to cheat
just sent @imbiscuits poisoned ice cream. he gonna die in like the next 10 minutes
just sent a little surprise to felt mansion
OH BOY I LOVE SURPRISES! WAS IT COOKIES AND CANDIES? TREATS GALORE?
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek
@bubbleblower are we married? read the paper 'bout it and it wouldn't be the first time i marry someone without knowin
I don't know, Are we married? I feel like I'd know if we were. And you'd definitely know if I knew.
i am very confused but getting drunk married already happened to me twice so i don't discard that
Slick, If we were married, You'd be eating dinner with me right now. And we would not have woken up in separate beds.
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/2026-03-30_17-54.png she cant do that right?
Is This A Particular Threat Of Theirs That You Want To Test Is The Real Question
#slickweek im eating icecream right now. suckers
#slickweek is what omegas call their heat cycles can you pick another name maybe? (tags: ABO, omegaverse, slick, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
as the speaker for the midnight crew. we will not be giving back the ice cream
idiots we stole all the icecream
yes i have a feltsona! but it was a joke! johnfelt is ironic i swear to fucking gog
it was me! i killed the great @itchy with a couple stabs
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ok this shit show ends here. which of you idiots hooked up with the enemy last night? @spadesslick#8817 @sovereignslayer
just found frog eggs in my house, this has to be an assassination attempt of some kind
fucking here https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/close-up-view-frog-eggs-green-aquatic-plant-translucent-small-round-eggs-clustered-together-showing-tiny-black-dots-393890607.jpg
same issue. aside from the link malfunction, I don't know what's laying frog-like eggs that would be half a cigarette big. There are some species of feral frogs that can lay eggs that are 10cm across, but they usually lay those in batches of hundreds. ...and needless to say, leprechaun eggs are much bigger.
they're probably not good anyways, they've been sitting in your house for who knows how long
it is five in the fucking morning and i'm going on a date with a cute frog later. #whiskeyhour
