Spades slick
@spadesSlick
leader of the midnight crew, dont bother me or ill kick your teeth out
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-214349.png he hates woman and neurodivergent people? #itchytheincel #itchyableist
\ b0th 0f y0u are start1ng t0 p1ss me 0ff w1th that w0rd kn0ck 1t 0ff /
Oh, suddenly I'm the worst guy here 'cause I'm not afraid to use a word. Get over yourself, freak.
hey my fucking bad okay, i thought i could use the stinking word. the kid with the nubby horns told me
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-213621.png you hear that? this asshole @itchy hates woman! what a fucking retard #itchytheincel
I OBVIOUSLY DONT HATE WOMEN. AND WTF??? IM NOT AN INCEL. I'VE FUCKED A WOMAN BEFORE.
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https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-213114.png his damara? are you implying he is her owner? are you saying you hate women and that they belong to men? @itchy #itchyhateswoman
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DAMARA IN HIS SAME TIMELINE.
i had a scratch refer tØ me as the Øriginal pet. sØ. he is nØt wrØng. (i did refer tØ his Øther. gathering Øf fØllØwers as pets sØ it wasnt randØm. i will say that.)
i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence
youd better turn it around quick or itll turn into wwithdrawwal
i stabbed someone
"EASTER, ALSO CALLED PASCH OR PASCHA OR RESURRECTION SUNDAY, IS A CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL AND CULTURAL HOLIDAY COMMEMORATING THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS FROM THE DEAD, DESCRIBED IN THE BIBLE'S NEW TESTAMENT AS HAVING OCCURRED ON THE THIRD DAY OF HIS BURIAL FOLLOWING HIS CRUCIFIXION BY THE ROMANS AT CALVARY C. 30 AD" OR HUMAN HOLIDAY
if that guy revived are sure he's not related to lord english? maybe a felt member
if anyone at felt mansion questions why one of the walls of the bathroom is missing along with the barbasol. my fault
just found a box with money in the mansion!
i'm hiding in felt mansion. this is going to be great
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
How kind of you to cut him off a few pieces.
i am mrnhp fucking dirt. i am back i mean, i just blacked out and i wake up in a fucking coffin underground, i had to dig myself out of there. this has to be the fucking felts doing @itchy @bubbleblower @misterseven @decomposingdissolution this time i will fucking kill you all fucking green morons
what the fuck why the fucking hell did they say you all where my lovers and cd my child?
happy day to @itchy @slowdozer @trace @fourleavedclover @fivefingerfillet @sixpinsimpaled @misterseven @exileduniverse @adamngoodtailor @sawbuck @mrbenedict @imbiscuits @maximsbelt get it? cause you are all fools!!! happy day idiots
OH HE WaS JusT GreeN I AM MadE OF FelT ThougH JusT LikE IT SayS IN MY NamE ThaT IS HoW YoU CaN TelL WE ArE DifferenT PeoplE EveN ThougH WE ArE BotH SO CoincidentallY HandsomE ✅
Is this the same man that was openly flirting with me? I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not that you didn't include me initially.
the plan was to include but you cant fucking blame me for missing one of you, you are like 17
do you also wonder why there's so many of specific people but like 1 of the others? I don't think I've ever seen a Matchsticks say anything.
can confirm there isnt a single matchstick on here, look at the post all of the main felty idiots are there except him. cause i couldnt find one
I'd post a frowny face but I'm sure he's alright. He probably just isn't in the mood for antics yet!
If you need to explain your joke it isn't funny.
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
thats the smart thing about this one it's hidden!
stitches room but it's like hidden and only diamonds can set it off i think i don't really remember we planned this while i was drunk
if ya see the bear shoot em
i hate gossip. but i do like celebrity drama i have to be honest. and honestly did not expect teto to cheat
just sent @imbiscuits poisoned ice cream. he gonna die in like the next 10 minutes
just sent a little surprise to felt mansion
OH BOY I LOVE SURPRISES! WAS IT COOKIES AND CANDIES? TREATS GALORE?
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek
@bubbleblower are we married? read the paper 'bout it and it wouldn't be the first time i marry someone without knowin
I don't know, Are we married? I feel like I'd know if we were. And you'd definitely know if I knew.
i am very confused but getting drunk married already happened to me twice so i don't discard that
Slick, If we were married, You'd be eating dinner with me right now. And we would not have woken up in separate beds.
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/2026-03-30_17-54.png she cant do that right?
Is This A Particular Threat Of Theirs That You Want To Test Is The Real Question
#slickweek im eating icecream right now. suckers
#slickweek is what omegas call their heat cycles can you pick another name maybe? (tags: ABO, omegaverse, slick, #nsfw, archive rating: M)