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@misterSeven

Seven Minutes In Hell. Leadership is a thankless job, but you get by.

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Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I'd rather have LI7ERALLY anyone else do it.

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I no longer want to know.

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EVEN YER GOOD DOCTOR? @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCTORSCRATCH @THEGOODSCRATCHDOCTOR

3833 < No! > 3833 < Can I interest you in a fine vintage instead? > https://64.media.tumblr.com/4a8b0973460200a9b0ad0799351cd4ed/5a2d72c0d5ede9d4-8f/s2048x3072/c8776e1b12f60b87db13bb57cb260691fce6e0f9.jpg

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@misterSeven[MS]

fuck.

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Y'know what, sure. Some marvelous cats there. Thanks, ma'am.

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3833 < Thank you! Ignorance is bliss! > 38DD

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

You genuinely do not want to know.

@misterSeven[MS]

The Omegaverse (also known as A/B/O) is a popular subgenre of speculative fiction, particularly common in comics, manga, and webtoons. It is characterized by a social hierarchy based on biological "secondary genders": Alphas, Betas, and Omegas.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I feel like I understand even less.

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The fact she's taking so long to think of a question is making me nervous.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Patrol's quiet tonight. Ask me anything. Crew need not apply, I won't be telling anything about the Manor floorplan or anything about any potential weakness in the perimeter.

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Greetings, Mister Seven! I do hope you have a pleasant 8r8k. Was there a reason you chose a crow8ar for a weapon?

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@misterSeven[MS]

Named after the crowbar. It's a codename.

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Anything. You get one shot.

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A truly rotten girl!
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@archiveAddict[AA]

youre telling me anything crowbar sir i think maybe yyou might want to put some guardrails on that statement are you sure

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@misterSeven[MS]

What's your real name, then? And if you can't answer, what's Biscuits' real name?

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@misterSeven[MS]

Man of my word. I'll DM you if I have to.

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More than I ever want to think about.

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Gotta say, the politeness is a breath of fresh air; good evening yourself, ma'am. Now I didn't choose it myself, it was given to me, but it's a weapon that's grown on me. Real versatile in and out of combat. Wouldn't trade it for anything else.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Gun to my head, couldn't tell ya. Memories before all this are foggy; been a good dozen centuries or so, after all. @imBiscuits Answer the fella.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I THOUGHT MY NAME WAS 13 HAT

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@misterSeven[MS]

Why's he gotta do all the reactions.

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@misterSeven[MS]

There's a pool of blood in the Sage Green sitting room. I don't know where it's coming from. It's spreading. #FeltManorPsa

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can it stØp that.

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@misterSeven[MS]

If only.

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:/

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

What color?

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@misterSeven[MS]

Red?

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Not my fault, then.

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@misterSeven[MS]

No, Snow. You don't understand. I dunno where it's coming from, but it's GROWING.

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

How big is it now?

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@misterSeven[MS]

Eyeballed it; bout three bars long and counting, where it's widest.

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Have we checked the floors above and below?

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@misterSeven[MS]

Wonder who I gotta kill for a vacation.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Ok cryptic ass motherfucker.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Is that another agreement for the counter?

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@engineNoise[EN]

Ah well, worth a shot eh?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i disagree. i dont think it's another agreement for the counter.

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@misterSeven[MS]

You're not the one handling the counter.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i still have the ability to disagree though.

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@misterSeven[MS]

And I have the ability to ignore and disrespect you.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

that wouldn't be very gentlemanly of you, would it, seven?

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@misterSeven[MS]

I'm no gentleman, I'm a criminal. Get with the program.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i mean so am i, but that doesn't stop me from time to time.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Anyone who makes a mess with those fucking paint guns, I'm expecting to clean it up. No exceptions. Yes, this includes laundry of anyone you shoot. No, I don't care if it was an accident. No, I don't care if you were trying to shoot someone else. No, I don't care if you didn't shoot it but bumped into it so it "doesn't count because it wasn't with the gun" yes it fucking does. Any arguments I'm throwing all that shit out and you're all paying four back.

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#FeltManorPSA

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Thank you for enforcing some basic manners.

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Keep your tap shoes outta respectable ladies' inboxes. #FeltManorPSA #NSFL

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@misterSeven[MS]

You know who you are.

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@itChy[IC]

GET A GRIP.

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#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.

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@misterSeven[MS]

You know what. Group car washing cancelled. @itChy is washing all the cars in the garage as well as @engineNoise 's car all on his own.

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You'll love it, it'll smell like freshly squeezed lemons. Rubbing my body all over her chassis, lathered up with soap.

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@engineNoise[EN]

Eugh... I don't truck kindly with citrus...

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@itChy[IC]

Alright, I'll shuck the lemons. Roses? Chamomile? Lavender?

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Forget it. Leave your car where it is. I'll come over and clean it myself, since I already told you someone'd clean it.

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@amorousFortune[AF]

i'll help!

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@engineNoise[EN]

Thank you, Sir. I'll stick around to help if you don't mind the company.

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@engineNoise[EN]

Flowers neither.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Only if you keep your comments to yourself.

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@misterSeven[MS]

More than welcome to. Your car, after all.

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@amorousFortune[AF]

i promise i won't say a peep of charms or steps. :)

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@engineNoise Want your car washed? Dragging Itchy to handle the ones at the manor with me.

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GUH UM IM- I'm sorry?

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@misterSeven[MS]

WHA7.

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I7CHY WE'RE DOING CHORES.

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@engineNoise[EN]

I mean to be fair if it's work you like doing it doesn't feel like work but- STILL

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@slowDozer[SD]

CCCAAANNN IIIII JJJOOOIIINNN????

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@itChy[IC]

Uh uh uh uh. DIDN'T SOUND LIKE IT TO ME.

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@itChy[IC]

Yeah man, quadsome.

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Oh gods it just keeps getting worse-

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@itChy[IC]

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

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@slowDozer[SD]

NNNNIIIIIICCCEEEEE

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@misterSeven[MS]

Okay, now I'm lost. What's a 7WINK.

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How *don't* you know? You live in a household full of men, and, you have a good head on your shoulders.

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I don't even know where the fuck people get these words from. It's... terrifying.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Look Nine, my job's patrols and paperwork. Not slang.

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@itChy[IC]

Uh. Are you dumb? This is why I'm the supreme leader. Fr fr.

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It ain't new lingo, Boss. Means a thin, usually hairless, younger man.

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So none of us. We're literally covered in fuzz.

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Eh, guess the hairless part applies to humans and maybe trolls. Let me put it in a different way. 01, 04, 05 and 06 might be considered twinks. I hated writing that.

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Thanks, I also hated you writing that.

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No more talking about this topic.

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Agreed.

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Do you think we can finally put Itchy down while he's like this?

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Keep me posted, I'm always ready.

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@itChy[IC]

THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ME

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You're so cute when you defend me.

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I'll help.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I. Wan7. 7o kill. You. Capisce?

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🌙⭐🖤 :)

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@itChy[IC]

1DONTG1VETWOF1Y1NGFUCKSWHATYOUWANTTODO.

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S7OP FLIR7ING ON MY POS7

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i'm just trying to make my sugarpie feel better omg dramatic

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@itChy[IC]

YOUNEEDTOGETOVERYOURSE1F.

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Sick of my men's PDA and talk of d*ncing on my timeline.

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:33< im nyat it rules

:'(

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@amorousFortune[AF]

hey, there can be private displays of affection, all you have to do is say yes.

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I beg your pardon

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@amorousFortune[AF]

you heard me. c[ -O

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@misterSeven[MS]

You pu7 7hose charms away 7his fucking ins7an7 you know I don'7 discuss personal ma77ers in public.

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@amorousFortune[AF]

yes, master. :)

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@misterSeven[MS]

What is a dilf.

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:33< "dad id like to fuck"

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

"DAD ID LIKE TO FUCK"

>([t#at spades guy i t#ink]

VERY WEIRD BUG

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Based on the other comments, absolutely not.

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Damn interesting leprechaun fella.

*Who

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@spadesSlick[SS]

you wound me.

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Cope.

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???

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i 7hinnk i had 7oo much 7o drink some of 7hese pos7s jus7 look like random symbols and nonsense #substances

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ALRIGH7 WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS DID I7. #FELTMANORPSA

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did what?

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SOMEONE S7APLED 7HE FUCKING POS7 7O MY OFFICE DOOR

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im gonna to stand here with my hands on my hips looking very stern until someone fesses up

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Your con7ribu7ion is. So. Helpful. Eggs. 7hank. You.

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you got it!

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Okay. I'm okay now.

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(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏

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one of the greatest posters of our generation frfr

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writer of all time

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// the drought is cured

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If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in 7he backyard.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Perish.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I hope you ge7 evic7ed again.

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Nae.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

jokes on you i didn't get evicted in the first place.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Are you breaking dishware again? Leave the good stemware alone.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I7's jus7 old bo77les Snow. I'm kind of going 7hrough some7hing righ7 now.

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Hm. Not to look like I'm going Diamonds for you, but don't let it get in your head too much, Sevens. You're one of the best of us, after all.

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please don'7 say diamonds righ7 now

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Ah, right. Poor timing.