♠ hated by @misterSeven
i hate each and every one of you platonically. #quadposting
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, #rankworks, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
You'll love it, it'll smell like freshly squeezed lemons. Rubbing my body all over her chassis, lathered up with soap.
Oh, nice. I'll have to go high five them for their service!!
Nah, I'll do some delicate touch with your vehicle. It's Crowbar's that gets the sand blaster. I'll take so good care of your baby, it'll come home with a new sheen, fresh wax, and my kisses all over the interior.
reading rankmaid's peak fiction, mostly.
#chittrconfession #nsfl i'd probably jig with anyone in the crew.
Eh, guess the hairless part applies to humans and maybe trolls. Let me put it in a different way. 01, 04, 05 and 06 might be considered twinks. I hated writing that.
i'm just trying to make my sugarpie feel better omg dramatic
yes, master. :)
He didn't let me hit. But I did anyway. #violence #interrogationcore #thisisaboutabluntobject
i hope you crash too.
So I don't think he's going to hire me now.
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
I see Crowbar buying cigarettes across the road every week.
does anyone know what leprechauns feel like to touch and if theyre warm and if they smell a certain way and if theres an extra sensitive spot on them somewhere (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Apology accepted, my little pogchamp.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE HIM MISS A DATE WITH ITCHY BY STABBING HIM WHILE PLAYING KNIFE TAG
its called democracy maybe youve heard of it moron
you can barely run a fucking mansion of less than 20 people. if i can efficiently run a whole city there may be issues with your leadership.
new icon, read it and weep.
TIME TRAVEL IS COOL FREE LEGAL EASY AND FUN!
i've pulled karkat out from the fight later today. crowbar has implied he'll be cheating so i won't stand for this unsportsmanlike behaviour.
I just climbed the eafel tower in point naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut one seconds. Ate a hot dog and spent the rest of my minute doing laps around your mom.
I BE DRINKING THE MILK FROM THE CARTON AND I CAN TELL WHO DRANK FROM IT LAST SOMETIMES. PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TOUNGE GUYS.
HEY GUYS ITS ME BACK WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A SURPLUS OF ROCKS FOR SOME REASON YOU CAN STORE THEM IN YOUR SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT REMEMBER TO PICK YOUR SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT WELL SO THAT OTHER PEOPLE WONT NOTICE IT LIKE FOR INSTANCE A ROOM THAT IS BARELY USED CAN QUICKLY BECOME A SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT! IF ANYONE FROM THE FELT IS READING THIS #DRIPTIP STAY OUT OF THE FORREST GREEN PARLOR THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION FOR YOUR VALUABLE SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES I LOVE YOU AND GOOD NIGHT DRIP TIP CEO BISCUITS WOULD GO ON TO STAR IN THE LATEST MADONNA MOVIE AS MADONNA 555-1234
ahhh get good.
yeah, and whereabouts in the manor is the chartreuse green kitchen again?
LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU THINK CLOVER IS... KINDA MOON HORSEHOES RAINBOW
COCONUT HEIST IS GOING GREAT! THE BOSS ONLY DEEPLY SUSPECTS A THING! AND ONLY ONE OF THEM! USUALLY THEY ALL SUSPECT A THING BY THIS POINT
... HE MAY BE ON TO ME
IVE GOT COCONUTS IN MY HAT DONT TELL THE BOSS
NOW THIS ONE ISNT A DRIP TIP BUT IF YOU EVER NEED A QUICK DISGUISE YOU CAN RIP OPEN A CHAIR AND TAKE OUT THE STUFFING INSIDE FOR A QUICK CHANGE INTO YOUR SANTASONA KRINGLE TANNENBOMB
Okay. Everything is the same as it ever was, only with more green bastards.