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SPADES VON

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@spadesSlick

awake. fuck off. proud midnight car bombers leader and father of pissgate (twice).

Blood: AnonymousAge: 49 years23 sweepsKult Score: 6941Kull Score: 947094 followers 57 following

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@spadesSlick[SS]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

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@spadesSlick[SS]

maplehoof better watch it's fucking back.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@spadesSlick[SS]

maplehoof is threatening me in my private messages.

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

DUDE ITS A HORSE JUST THREATEN TO TURN IT INTO GLUE OR SOMETHING. GOD, THE VERSION OF YOU I KNEW WAS SO MUCH COOLER.

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Get wrecked.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

NEIGH.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i did already you fucking dipshit, i need something original.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ARE YOU SINCERELY ADMITTING TO GETTING OUTWITTED BY A HORSE WITH A PINK BOW AND A TATTOO OF A HEART ON ITS ASS?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting

Kult: +17

Kull: +25

Total: 42

Ratio: 0.68

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

That's weird i just goot a call froom raisins factoory they said the same thing

Kull: +5

Total: 5

https://i.imgur.com/YrkFN4g.png

Kult: +50

Kull: +22

Total: 72

Ratio: 2.27

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

That's my girl. They grow up so quick.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

FUCK.YEAH.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

jesus fucking christ. you don't scare me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck you all. #dashwatching

Kult: +19

Kull: +25

Total: 44

Ratio: 0.76

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@technocracyGalavant[TG]

not without buying me dinner first

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

maplehoof. consider yourself an enemy of the midnight crew. i have made an executive decision.

Kult: +37

Kull: +50

Total: 87

Ratio: 0.74

NEEEEIIIGGHHHH. NEEIGGHHH!!!!! NEIGHHH NEIGHHHHH!!!!! NEIGHHH!!!! 🐴🐴🐴😡😡😡

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Diamonds Droog.

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Diamonds Droog.

Diamonds Droog.

@draconianDignitary[DD]

He doesn't speak for me. I'm declaring myself a neutral party.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Coonsider yoourself an enemy oof hoooofbeast allies oold man fuck yoou

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i speak for all of us.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

old man?? who the fuck are you calling an old man? i'm young and spry.

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

You leave that innocent, majestic creature alone.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Yoou looook like a raisin and act like a grumpy grandpa

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

the horse can fucking type?

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

probably text to speech and some other interpreter for emojis.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@theUnvirgin[TU]

the fact this userbase manages txo string txogether sentences at all is a miracle. the hxoxofbeast being able txo type is the least surprising fact xoxo.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck horses.

Kult: +22

Kull: +42

Total: 64

Ratio: 0.52

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❌❌❌❌❌❌😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

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@damascusDoctorate[DD]

@mapleHoof let's kill this guy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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😁😁😁🐴🐴🐴🩷🩷🩷

Kult: +5

Total: 5

🦓😎👻👨

@zebraSprite[ZS]

🦓🤨❓❓👎

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@spadesSlick[SS]

why is there a fucking horse on the timeline???

Kult: +97

Kull: +95

Total: 192

Ratio: 1.02

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neigghhh! 🍁🐴😁😁😁😁🐴🐴😁😁🍎🍎🍎😁😁🐴🐴😁😁🌱🌱🥕🥕🌱🌱🥕😁😁😁😁🐴🐴🐴

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spadesSlick[SS]

ive been aorund longer than you,sonny. be carefulnow.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i could be ancient for all you know. geriatric bitch.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

where did i say there was something wrong with it?

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youre not going in thewill

🦓😎👻👨

@zebraSprite[ZS]

🦓😎👋👋

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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♡⁠ worlds smartest dumb blonde ♡

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love yourself

@tabbycatsGin[TG]

its the implication

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@spadesSlick[SS]

what fucking will???

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@insecureNature[IN]

Dont Talk To @gamgam Like That!!

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my will.idiot

(OOC) 3 months ago

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@spadesSlick[SS]

// so many people I don't like ooc on this site I've spotted two now

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@spadesSlick[SS]

she "slick" on my "spades" 'til she "midnight crew". #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +19

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.32

@insecureNature[IN]

Eyyy, Get It Spades Man!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

happy easter. expecting multiple crates of "the blood of christ" at my doorstep in the next hour.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck marry kill. me, me and me.

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

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Kill you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@justCallie[JC]

X Betttt omw x

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@spadesSlick[SS]

no thanks.

kill y꥟u thrice

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.

Kult: +27

Kull: +35

Total: 62

Ratio: 0.77

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

What makes you think that?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@spadesSlick[SS]

who the fuck knows what you freaks like?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Itchibold the Great

YEAH LIKE WE WOULD BE THE ONES TO START A FISHING TREND. DUMBFUCK.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

thank god it's over.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@spadesSlick[SS]

these pickup lines fucking suck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fucking hate that bitch.

Kult: +9

Kull: +15

Total: 24

Ratio: 0.60

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

You'd better.

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

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@spadesSlick[SS]

hot people on this app, dm me.

Kult: +102

Kull: +110

Total: 212

Ratio: 0.93

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I don't need anyone to ask. I have fingers and free will, you're just upset they aren't being used on you.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i don't need your damn fingers in me or on me.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Interesting using the word "in" when I didn't.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck you. just came to mind.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I'm sure it did.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

bitch.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

So witty tonight. I couldn't possibly think of a comeback to that. I'm truly stumped. Fuckwit.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

your sarcasm is the last thing i need.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

What's the first thing then?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

like you deserve to know.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

no hot people use chittr.

Kult: +52

Kull: +60

Total: 112

Ratio: 0.87

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo

Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.

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a lovely thinng you are

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

H3llo???

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

bisexual

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@justCallie[JC]

X Wrong x

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

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@spadesSlick[SS]

hello??

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@spadesSlick[SS]

right.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

Murder-Go-Round Mofo

Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.

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gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2orry my bad dud3 I didnt r3aliz3 you w3r3 blind.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

bisexual

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

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Yuri Official

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@justCallie[JC]

X Wrong x

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Fantastic self-own.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Knotty

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

This Implies A Degree Of Self Image Issues.

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

mewr expurrriences are not univerrrsal, mew~ 💖✨

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@spadesSlick[SS]

rankmaid on that good kush again. (#substances by extention)

Kult: +15

Total: 15