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SPADES VON

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@spadesSlick

awake. fuck off. proud midnight car bombers leader and father of pissgate (twice).

Blood: AnonymousAge: 49 years23 sweepsKult Score: 6931Kull Score: 946094 followers 57 following

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@spadesSlick[SS]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss

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@spadesSlick[SS]

maplehoof better watch it's fucking back.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@spadesSlick[SS]

maplehoof is threatening me in my private messages.

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

DUDE ITS A HORSE JUST THREATEN TO TURN IT INTO GLUE OR SOMETHING. GOD, THE VERSION OF YOU I KNEW WAS SO MUCH COOLER.

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Get wrecked.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

NEIGH.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i did already you fucking dipshit, i need something original.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ARE YOU SINCERELY ADMITTING TO GETTING OUTWITTED BY A HORSE WITH A PINK BOW AND A TATTOO OF A HEART ON ITS ASS?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting

Kult: +17

Kull: +25

Total: 42

Ratio: 0.68

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

That's weird i just goot a call froom raisins factoory they said the same thing

Kull: +5

Total: 5

https://i.imgur.com/YrkFN4g.png

Kult: +55

Kull: +22

Total: 77

Ratio: 2.50

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

That's my girl. They grow up so quick.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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Chittr Gold™

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

FUCK.YEAH.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

jesus fucking christ. you don't scare me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck you all. #dashwatching

Kult: +19

Kull: +30

Total: 49

Ratio: 0.63

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@technocracyGalavant[TG]

not without buying me dinner first

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

maplehoof. consider yourself an enemy of the midnight crew. i have made an executive decision.

Kult: +37

Kull: +50

Total: 87

Ratio: 0.74

NEEEEIIIGGHHHH. NEEIGGHHH!!!!! NEIGHHH NEIGHHHHH!!!!! NEIGHHH!!!! 🐴🐴🐴😡😡😡

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Diamonds Droog.

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Diamonds Droog.

Diamonds Droog.

@draconianDignitary[DD]

He doesn't speak for me. I'm declaring myself a neutral party.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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Chittr Gold™

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Coonsider yoourself an enemy oof hoooofbeast allies oold man fuck yoou

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i speak for all of us.

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Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

old man?? who the fuck are you calling an old man? i'm young and spry.

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

You leave that innocent, majestic creature alone.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Yoou looook like a raisin and act like a grumpy grandpa

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

the horse can fucking type?

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ectoBiolojest[EB]

probably text to speech and some other interpreter for emojis.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@theUnvirgin[TU]

the fact this userbase manages txo string txogether sentences at all is a miracle. the hxoxofbeast being able txo type is the least surprising fact xoxo.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck horses.

Kult: +22

Kull: +42

Total: 64

Ratio: 0.52

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❌❌❌❌❌❌😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

@mapleHoof let's kill this guy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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😁😁😁🐴🐴🐴🩷🩷🩷

Kult: +5

Total: 5

🦓🤨❓❓👎

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@spadesSlick[SS]

why is there a fucking horse on the timeline???

Kult: +97

Kull: +95

Total: 192

Ratio: 1.02

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neigghhh! 🍁🐴😁😁😁😁🐴🐴😁😁🍎🍎🍎😁😁🐴🐴😁😁🌱🌱🥕🥕🌱🌱🥕😁😁😁😁🐴🐴🐴

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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ive been aorund longer than you,sonny. be carefulnow.

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Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i could be ancient for all you know. geriatric bitch.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

where did i say there was something wrong with it?

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youre not going in thewill

🦓😎👋👋

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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♡⁠ roxy da teenage winch ♡

@tabbycatsGin[TG]

its the implication

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@spadesSlick[SS]

what fucking will???

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@insecureNature[IN]

Dont Talk To @gamgam Like That!!

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my will.idiot

(OOC) 1 month ago

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@spadesSlick[SS]

// so many people I don't like ooc on this site I've spotted two now

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@spadesSlick[SS]

she "slick" on my "spades" 'til she "midnight crew". #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +19

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.32

@insecureNature[IN]

Eyyy, Get It Spades Man!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

happy easter. expecting multiple crates of "the blood of christ" at my doorstep in the next hour.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck marry kill. me, me and me.

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

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Kill you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Betttt omw x

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@spadesSlick[SS]

no thanks.

kill y꥟u thrice

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.

Kult: +37

Kull: +45

Total: 82

Ratio: 0.82

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

What makes you think that?

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Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@decomposingDissolution[DD]

Why would we want to touch fish.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

who the fuck knows what you freaks like?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@decomposingDissolution[DD]

You don't. We don't like fish.

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YEAH LIKE WE WOULD BE THE ONES TO START A FISHING TREND. DUMBFUCK.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

thank god it's over.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@spadesSlick[SS]

these pickup lines fucking suck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fucking hate that bitch.

Kult: +9

Kull: +15

Total: 24

Ratio: 0.60

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

You'd better.

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

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@spadesSlick[SS]

hot people on this app, dm me.

Kult: +102

Kull: +110

Total: 212

Ratio: 0.93

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I don't need anyone to ask. I have fingers and free will, you're just upset they aren't being used on you.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i don't need your damn fingers in me or on me.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Interesting using the word "in" when I didn't.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck you. just came to mind.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I'm sure it did.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

bitch.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

So witty tonight. I couldn't possibly think of a comeback to that. I'm truly stumped. Fuckwit.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

your sarcasm is the last thing i need.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

What's the first thing then?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

like you deserve to know.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@spadesSlick[SS]

no hot people use chittr.

Kult: +52

Kull: +60

Total: 112

Ratio: 0.87

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Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.

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a lovely thinng you are

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

H3llo???

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Wrong x

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

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@spadesSlick[SS]

hello??

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@spadesSlick[SS]

right.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

Murder-Go-Round Mofo

Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.

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gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2orry my bad dud3 I didnt r3aliz3 you w3r3 blind.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Knotty

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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Wrong x

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Fantastic self-own.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

This Implies A Degree Of Self Image Issues.

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

mewr expurrriences are not univerrrsal, mew~ 💖✨

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@spadesSlick[SS]

rankmaid on that good kush again. (#substances by extention)

Kult: +15

Total: 15