SPADES VON
@spadesSlick
awake. fuck off. proud midnight car bombers leader and father of pissgate (twice).
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss
fuck marry kill. me, me and me.
#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.
What makes you think that?
you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.
YEAH LIKE WE WOULD BE THE ONES TO START A FISHING TREND. DUMBFUCK.
thank god it's over.
these pickup lines fucking suck.
fucking hate that bitch.
You'd better.
hot people on this app, dm me.
I don't need anyone to ask. I have fingers and free will, you're just upset they aren't being used on you.
So witty tonight. I couldn't possibly think of a comeback to that. I'm truly stumped. Fuckwit.
no hot people use chittr.
H3llo???
rankmaid on that good kush again. (#substances by extention)
stop #vagueposting your quadrants on the timeline. not all of us are that lucky. fucking wrigglers these days.
what are we even doing?
vaguely flirting with lyrics
April fools reverse posting. Or something. I don't even know anymore.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know no one really cares if you do your moirail, right? #nsfw #railswithpails ]
>>| wait .until matesprit finds .out. he'll be so pissed, he's going to change to kismesis .or just cull you for cheating.
GOOD PO1NT
...TH1S DO3S.... 4DD SOM3 TH1NGS TO TH3 P4L3 CRUSH3S 1M D34L1NG W1TH R1GHT NOW. HM.
i think crowbar is attractive. #aprilfoolsday
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
did they like it miss snowman 0o0
One of them did. Another one died. Several more I have never bothered to check.
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you wont trick me into revealing my location. fuck you. #eridanweek
certain individuals are trying to lure me to my death. i'll pay you double than what @gutsygumshoe is offering, if you find me and don't kill me. #eridanweek
why is she even angry with you
brief question, is there a bounty on my head or do people just want to kill me? i must know if money is a motivator in this.
> we get the bouncy ca2tle after the event'2 over 1f we k1ll ya <
AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, THIS IS A REVENGE HIT. BEST KEEP RUNNING, BUDDY.
The fools here are inactive, just two drunkard Condescension's kissing one another's fat asses. #nsfw
That human Condescension has also locked down the permitter with drones. Not for you, though. There's a larger kidnapping at play, 8ut care not to su8scri8e, it's all rather trite.
i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
IM $URE YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE UNDER A ROCK ON THE FRONT PORCH I CAN U$E TO JIMMY THE DOOR OPEN. DO YOU WANT YOUR KITKAT FED OR WHAT?
LI$TEN, MAN. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WANT THE BU$TED BOUNCY CA$TLE. I COULD BUY A HUNDRED BOUNCY CA$TLE$. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME KEEPING YOUR KID/WARD/CAPTIVE/WHATEVER ALIVE BY FEEDING IT 500 CIGARETTE$. YOU CAN DO THAT.
eridan week sbahj comic ideas thread - 1: no you idiot slick's escaping off to the side
- 2: something about the bouncy castle idk
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
> they gon be talk1ng about you l1ke human2 talk about k1ng von <
B33 < lmeow??? B33 < is encouraging murder at the event the look now
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I lik£, brought my lik£ strif£ sp£cibus for lik£, this v£ry situation.
Yes.
Yes??? I am quite literally going to reanimate him.
B33 < im just saying like youre the only one guarant33ing that B33 < idk B33 < i can s33 your purrspective but it's not how i f33l yk B33 < but im sure if it were this easy to change your mind you wouldnt be doing this rn anyaways
i wwill respectfully abstain from this awwesome manhunt since itd be a right fuckin buzzcull that i end up wwith the thing i can recognize that
Precisely. You're welcome to message me directly on the subject if you'd actually like to discuss on a peer-level basis. I... guess I SORT OF owe you that courtesy.
'Atta boy.