♠ hated by @spadesSlick
When a troll dies, oftentimes due to the fact most lusii don’t understand language they don’t realize you’re dead. They don’t realize why your hive is getting demolished. Sometimes they get violent. I wonder how many lusii have gotten culled trying to defend a hive no one was going back for. I doubt there is even a hard number due to how often it happens #funfact

You aren't fit to shine his boots.

... Oh, Tobias. We're really in it now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95fc58521324.webp
YOU ALL ARE JUST #HATERS.
EXTRA, EXTRA. READ ALL ABOUT IT. READ ALL ABOUT IT BELOW! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ hey gΔng. i hΔve been lying Δbout my blood color. i Δm not Δ limeblood. Δpril fools. i hΔve tricked you. for legΔl purposes i Δm still not Δ limeblood. in fΔct i don't exist. i hΔve not pΔid my tΔxes. ever. ༉‧₊˚✧.*

concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
Cranky because you're on the lam, aren't you?

Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg
WE WILL AVENGE OUR FALLEN.
Many normal citizens are informing me of #eridanweek unfortunately i cannot attend as i am doing normal things. I am sure i would have loved to #bounceonit if the bouncy house was not destroyed.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. NOT FOR THE INHERITANCE, JUST FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.

Oh, I'm going to revive you, you big fucking crybaby.
> they gon be talk1ng about you l1ke human2 talk about k1ng von <
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway

The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence

You are capable of painting the ground and little else if you continue to defy me.

It'll be your fucking funeral fund.
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Don't care. Not his money.

You try that and I'll let the drones smear you across the pavement, you shrimp. ... #gore #violence I guess.
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what would you do if wh3n you okay so h3 said y3s would go???
Øk. Øld. i will help yØu crØss the street. if i ever leave the manØr.
i need images tØ wØrk in dms. sØ i can flip Øff slick.
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
true. i have nØt rebelled in such a way in a while.

wwho
HELLO MARYAM. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO FUCKING NICE. IS IT CONTAGIOUS PAN DAMAGE. FROM ALL YOUR TIME WIPING THE CHUTES OF UNDESIRABLES. OR ARE YOU FROM THE PAST. WHERE THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS YET. EITHER WAY. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! HAA HAA HAA HAA
SORRY. I READ THE PART ABOUT THE TITS GIRL. BEING CONFINED IN A BOX. AND HAD TO SPEND SEVERAL HOURS OUTSIDE OF TIME. THOROUGHLY HANDLING AN URGENT PERSONAL MATTER. I FORGOT ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT. CAN YOU DO THE BEGGING AGAIN. IN A MORE MEMORABLE WAY. AND THIS TIME. I WILL CERTAINLY RESIST MY BASE URGES.
BREAKING NEWS. I'M GETTING WORD NOW. THAT THEY'RE LETTING ME OUT OF THE BOX. TO FURTHER TERRORIZE YOUR GARBAGE PLANET. I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN TO MAKE IT WORSE. WITH MY CORROSIVE PRESENCE.
PATIENCE. 10SWEEP ME. SHE GETS THERE WHEN SHE GETS THERE. JUST LIKE WE DID.
I HATE TIME TRAVEL. HAVING A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT. THEN BOOM. UGLY BABY PAST ME. HAS COME TO THE DISTANT FUTURE. TO SHARE THAT SHE WILL BE IN LOVE FOREVER. DUMB BITCH! I CAN FEEL IT. LIKE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO A LUMP OF TOXIC WASTE. ATTACKING MY PARTICLES. THE RAPIDLY APPROACHING POINT. IN HER WHORO'S JOURNEY. AT WHICH SHE WILL BE BRUTALLY CHEATED ON. BY WHAT IS REVEALED TO BE. A GAY GUY. BUT NO. WE HAVE TO SIT HERE. PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY FOR HER. AND HER BUM LOSER. THAT SHE FOUND IN THE WOODS. BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING A "CANON EVENT."
DISORIENTING. UNPLEASANT. A PAIN BEHIND MY EYES. AH! I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
PRETTY FUN. HOW REFRESHING THE CHITTR. MAKES IT TURN WHITE FOR A SECOND. DOES IT DO THAT FOR ANYONE ELSE. IT IS LIKE ALWAYS HAVING A FLASHBANG. ARMED AND READY. I AM ALWAYS SAYING. FEATURES SHOULD BE MORE HOSTILE. PAINFUL. AND SADISTIC. TO THE END USER.
DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FROGS. FROM ALL YOUR UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS TO KILL THEM. THEY ARE ALL GAY. NOT GAY AS IN BAD. BUT GAY AS IN GAY. GAY AS IN BAD IS VERY DIFFERENT. FOR EXAMPLE. YOUR UGLY HAT LOOKS GAY. WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB BACK INSIDE YOUR VARIOUSLY SIZED BOYFRIENDS. AND ALL JUMP UP AND DOWN. UNTIL YOU ARE A TWITCHING PILE OF INSECT SOUP.
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
PRO TIP. IF YOU'RE SMALL. AND RED. AND SO VERY FRIENDLY LOOKING. NOBODY WILL EXPECT IT. WHEN YOU START KICKING BIG SCARY FUCKERS IN THE HEAD. IN THE PIT. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. #HONK #HONK
THEY'RE GIVING THE TROLLS TIME OFF. ON THE RUINED HELLPLANET. I'M TROLLS. I'M IN HELL. IT'S NOT FAIR.
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.
I'M HITTING ALL THE BUTTONS. THAT I POSSIBLY CAN. BECAUSE THERE'S NO CHARM REACTS. ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT. #NOCHARMSATTACHED #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
HOW DARE YOU. YOU FANCY GREEN BROAD. I WOULD NEVER JOKE. ABOUT THE PROPER PLACE. FOR LOWLY. PATHETIC. INSIGNIFICANT RUSTBLOODS. SUCH AS MYSELF. AS BEING BENEATH. EVERYONE ELSE. ON YOUR DISEASED PLANET. I WOULD PROVE IT. BY SMEARING MY WORDS. IN MY FILTHY RED LEAKINGS. IF THIS WAS NOT. MY STUPID FUCKING WORK CHITTR.
THOUGHT YOU WERE WOKE NOW.
LET'S ALL RANK PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. AND THE STEREOTYPES ATTACHED TO THEM. #YAY
TOXIC AND RANK. LIKE YOUR STUFFED AND REEKING BLOCK. PERHAPS. MATCHING OTHER ATTRIBUTES. THAT WE SHARE. #WHATIFWETOUCHEDATTRIBUTES #NSFW #TOXICYURI #LETMECLEANYOURFUCKINGROOM #ITMAKESMESICK
SHAME DOES NOT WORK ON ME ANYMORE.
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
BRIEFLY. I MADE THE MISTAKE. OF ENJOYING YOUR POSTS. IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. DON'T WORRY. I HAVE ALREADY TAKEN IT BACK. AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED.
THE PAN DAMAGE DID YOU MANY FAVORS. FOR EXAMPLE. YOU HAVE ASCENDED. TO THE TIER. OF ALL-TIME POSTER.
I HAVE A GOOD IDEA. FOR HOW YOU CAN BE USEFUL. INSTEAD OF BITCHING YOUR UGLY WHITE NAGGING. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF. IN AS PAINFUL A MANNER AS POSSIBLE. IDEALLY. SOMEWHERE I CAN WATCH IT HAPPEN. AND HURRY THINGS ALONG. SO I CAN DEAL WITH A DIFFERENT GUY. WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU. IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. #SUICIDE #KILLYOURSELF #UGLY #UGLYFUCKINGBALL #HATEYOU #HATEYOU #HATEYOU
YOU TAUGHT ME. CHIEFLY. HOW TO OVERCOME VARIOUS TORTURES. BY ENJOYING THEM. TO THE POINT. THAT THE TORTURER BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE. AND SURRENDERS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION.
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
STOP PITY REACTING ME. OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE MEASURES. TO SECURE YOUR HATRED.
I WILL NOT REST. UNTIL MY KULL SCORE IS THE HIGHEST. MAKING ME OFFICIALLY. THE MOST LOATHED BITCH ON CHITTR. I TAKE THIS DUTY. MORE SERIOUSLY. THAN MY "REAL JOB."
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
FUCK. YOUR NUMBER IS SO BIG. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. #TEACHERSTUDENT #BIGSEXYNUMBER #IDONTKNOWHOWTOHARASSHUMANS #YOUCANTEACHMETHATTOO
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
THE POSTS ARE VERY GOOD. BUT I'M HATING THEM ANYWAY. FOR YOUR NUMBERS. IT'S A FLAWLESS PLAN. #HATERS #HATEPACT
SMALL MITUNA. YOU ARE LIKE A BELOVED. NEGLECTED. STARVED PET TO ME. THAT I KEEP IN SECRET. IN A BOX. UNDER MY PRISON COT. I CAN'T BELIEVE. I WASN'T ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU. PROBABLY. I FOLLOWED YOU IN THE FUTURE. AND FORGOT WHEN I WENT BACK TO THE PAST. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
FUCK OFF. IF I HAPPEN TO DO A WORK THING. IN THE COURSE. OF MY UNHINGED MAYHEM. IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.
YOU CAN PAY ME. AND THEN. MAYBE. I WILL DO IT. IF IT PLEASES ME. THIS IS CALLED "GAMBLING."
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
I'M HATING THE CHITT FOR YOUR NUMBERS. AND BECAUSE THERE'S NO BUTTON. FOR POSTS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE.
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
AND IT MEANT MORE TO ME. THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. AND FOR BEING SO VERY KAWAII. YOU WILL BE SAVED FOR LAST. AND SPARED PROLONGED SUFFERING. IN THE COMING HORRORS. I WORK TO SUMMON. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR. THAT I CAN BESTOW.
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
I'M NOT SURE. WHAT YOUR DEAL IS. BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE PURPLE. TO BE #ONEOFUS. PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING BRIEF SURVEY. TO DETERMINE. YOUR "DAMARA QUALIFICATIONS." 1. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LONG TERM SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 2. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE BLOODSTAINS FROM DYED SILK. 3. BY MAGIC, YOU HAVE ONE NIGHT WITH "THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY." DO YOU FUCK HIM. KILL HIM. BOTH. OR SOMETHING ELSE.
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY.
GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
I'M ONLY #CAGEPOSTING. I'M AT WORK. IT'S AMUSING. AND RELATABLE. HYPERBOLE. ABOUT THE TOILS. OF BEING SHACKLED. TO RESPONSIBILITY. #ANDNOTHINGELSE #DONTASKMETHINGSTHATWILLGETMEFIRED #ONMYWORKCHITTR
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
B33 < woah t33th! nice~!
It's like it's interactive. Like you're actively seething at my choice to click on you.

Hmph.

Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
>([stream my latest track yall i rec it 4 speedin bout 40 mp# above t#e limit or runnin from da regulators #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/run-it-back]
⚇ damn straight. ⚇ waders dni LMAO ⚇ empress finna cull them anyway. ⚇
>([u mig#t b beyond salvation ill pray for ur soul tonig#t gods bless]
>([you lowkey jealous you missed t#e first nig#t a #eridanweek #u#]
>([troll c#er is performin tomorrow nig#t]
>([w#at about troll bbno$ or troll bruno mars w#en #e gets resurrected or kasane teto]
IMAGINE! A circus filled with your mistakes and your problems, insecurities and so on, doesn't that sound so fun?
>([yo @digitalRingmaster t#ink t#is dudes tryna swipe ur steeze]
You will find that difficult. Your remedial training is set to begin soon, is it not?

omegaverse is a kind of alternate biological and social system layered over familiar forms like the hemospectrum but instead of blood color it is your role as an alpha beta or omega alphas are defined by social biological dominance also they are often stronger and more aggressive and driven by instinct to lead and claim their presence influences others in ways that can override reason especially omegas which i will get to in a moment they experience something called a rut which is a cyclical surge of desire and territoriality usually aimed towards their belonging which might include a beta or omega or even another alpha in some cases omegas are the submissive group and role they have cycles called heats where instinct to breed is extremely hard to control during this time they become highly sensitive and fertile and alphas will try to claim their bodies their biology allows for reproduction in ways that often defy conventional expectations you can use your imagination there if you would like slick-san and then there are betas they exist between alphas and omegas they are closest to what one might call baseline and unaffected by the more volatile instincts they often act as stabilizing agents sort of like a societal moirail i suppose there are also terms like bonding which is a permanent connection marked physically like a bite which alters alters the bonded to be completely docile or obedient to the other sometimes effecting emotions or things like that also pheromones play an important part like when an omega goes into heat an alpha and usually smell the omega and there are suppressants like drugs that an omega can take in case they want to hide the fact that theyre in a heat because it can be a bit dangerous being in heat i believe you would absolutely be an alpha in the omegaverse slick-san also there is a part of the omegaverse about slick not you the term is used for someting else but it might upset you so i think we should wait to talk about that another day (tags: ABO, Omegaverse, #nsfw, #substance)
t+e ookbeasts paw +as curled
is it true seadwellers get extra for #slickweek #nsfw
which #worms are the slickest most slippery ones for #slickweek #wormposting
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE ALPHA MALE. WHO ANSWERED THE QUIZ FOR YOU. ISN'T IT.
this place just loves various fluids first it was getting #oiledup then it was #piss and now we got #slickweek
remember to support your local city slickers for #slickweek theyre the ones really suffering nowadays #nsfw
https://aboquiz.org/ Can you please take this quiz and report the results?
look in a mirror and all your questions will be answered.
DON'T MAKE ME SLICK, BUB. OH WAIT THAT'S OUTTA CHARACTER. WHO TOOK MY FUCKING OOC BUTTON AWAY YOU SNAKES. AND MY PARENTHESES? I'M GONNA KILL YA.
hashtag sIikweek ant wait!
Glad we €ould €ome to an agreement, Sli€k.
TOO LATE NOW. I AM ALREADY #SLICK FOR #SLICKWEEK.
THERE SHOULD BE A FELT FRIDAY
“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.
#ImComing to #SpadesSlickWeek.
Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png
CAN WE GET HELL YEAH AND DAMNED SHAME REACTS?
Dont give up, there is people you need to stab
WE GOTTA SO WE CAN KILL THOSE SCHMUCKS.
98% of high rollers quit right before they win big #DontGiveUpKing
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
⚇ this is what i'm fuckin saying ⚇
it will only end after everybody has pissed their final pee
i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.

"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
Some of the Spades Slicks around here never cease to amaze me in how... Amusing they all can be.
J⟡J⟡--> S⟡me⟡ne (n⟡⚓︎ s♡ying wh⟡) re♡lly h♡⚓︎es ♡ll ⟡f my chi⚓︎s ♡nd I ⚓︎hink ⚓︎hey sh⟡uld ⟡pen ⚓︎heir p♡n ♡nd ⚓︎hink ♡b⟡u⚓︎ h⟡w ⚓︎h♡⚓︎ ♡ffec⚓︎s ⟡⚓︎hers (( idg♡f irl )) <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> celebr♡⚓︎ing #pissg♡⚓︎e @@sp♡desSlick#8817 <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
Crime scene cat has been located at the park. Updates to follow.

not in any wave associated wit a certain SOM-EMOBYS cod awful trends #vagueposting
I feel like the experience I have just had needs to be conveyed in greentext format so pardon me for a sec. >Be me. >Go outside and touch grass for a couple hours. >Socialize with my neighbors a bit. >Stacey is building a shed in her yard. >Epic. >Go home, sit down at computer. >"Hmm I wonder what's going on over on Chittr?" >Log on and read the feed. >Piss. >Well that's enough Internet for one day!
I'm looking into this.
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #32 • “slick + snow hooked up at scratches gala thingy last night 👀” #nsfw
how fast i rEcognizEd your pfps artstylE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_204511438.png
May you find a love that transcends the hate in your heart.
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.

*Inconspicuously stands in the middle of the room* Ahem. Red is sus.
A Sensible Ratio For Someone Like You I Suppose
The seven things I hate about you: You're fake, you're gay, you're insecure, You love me, you like her, You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy, And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, You make me love you #lyrics #nowplaying
Did away with that personal opinion pretty quickly, didn't you.

Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.

Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
>([get me a pic of t#is kid ill #andle it man]
So I Married John Egbert Had His Children And Now I'm Suing Her Sister For Discrimination
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.

what if boys start kissing at the pparty
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
man hoes on eitther arm hell yeah. big beeffy rustty tto my rightt jacked purple tto my lefftt. i am sandwiched bettween ttwo hott men i am in heaven
For eridan week we can kill all eridans
peØple whØ almØst gØt evicted dØn't interact.
>([yall #ear somet#in cuz it sounded to me like somebody wit# t#ey mout# off]
>([id tell my #aters to put t#eir money w#ere t#ere mout# is but we all know t#ey aint got mout#s]
Interesting To See Hov Many On This Site Have Made Hating Their Only Personality Trait. Surface Level Creatures Incapable Of Nuance Perhaps? I Vould Be Curious To Study Their Brains, Or Central Processors To Find Their Critical Dysfunctions That Lead To Them Being So One Dimensional.
>([aint seen a lot of motion for #eridanweek lately remember if youre coming to t#e festivities yall make sure you tell da world #imcoming to #eridanweek]
8-> YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SCREENSHOT ME WITHOUT ME NOTICING? WRONG! WHEREVER #CURRENCY IS INVOLVED, I'M THERE! #PISSCOIN IS ON THE RISE AND WE HAVE TO RIDE THE FLOW!
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
>([t#is dude tryna fuuuuuuuuck]
>([only #alf #u# i gotta up my game t#en]
>([i was flippin bricks for t#e bizkantine empire before yall even became a type 1 civilization]
We think today is THE DAY! We have an inside scoop... you all are horrible gossip hounds... Match made in heaven!❤️❤️ But is the couple we're going to reveal just as perfect for each other?🤔🤔 Or maybe you'll all be as shocked as we were! Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out! 😳😳
Thinking of setting the blinds so little lines of light shine through the window, then brooding with a cigarette.
why are we beating up this mid boss guy anyway whats his name and why does he live in the sewers we could probably buy the rejuv off him with enough souls
MAROONED CHAINED UP AND LONELY I'VE SEEN WWHALES LESS HOMELY THOUGH YOUR BOAT'S WAVES WILL ROCK HER NO PLACE LIKE DAVEY'S LOCKER BUT WHEN YOUR SCARF SURROUNDS ME I'M GLAD IT'S YOU THAT FOUND ME OUT I'D RATHER BE BACK ON DRY GROUND BUT OHHHHHHHH LOVE ME DROOOOWNED!!! LOVE ME DROWNED!

If that doesnt get the job done then a good wrestlesesh with my bro will put me right at ease he always know just where to get me with one of those pesky darts.

Usually a couple of sedatives and a warm cup of tea but i dont see how thats here or there??
watching them get nerv꥟us and uneasy the minute i step in the r꥟꥟m. what a sight. #nsfw #w꥟menincharge
you have no idea haha
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
XDXD Who even does like Mirthamaniacs, you have to have pretty shitty taste XDXD
such is the life of an internet influencer i suppose
oh my god. why is everyone here obsessed with clowns. they're not even attractive! stare into beppo the clown's face and tell me with a straight face that you would smash instead of immediately passing. #nsfw
HE’S JERKNING IT. SLICK JERNKES ON THE TOILET PROVEN #NSFW
i tried that, y'know. i don't recommend it, boss. it smarts reeeaaalll bad after a bit.
Solution: Never piss again, and you will be immune to all criticism.
hey, i was s'pposed to do the next one! takin' it from a good, hardworkin' member of the crew. https://file.garden/aBMR-SKj5T3zDZsi/going.png
well droog said to keep it goin', y'see, so i'm just followin' orders!
>([educate yaself #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/89ff2f1efc00.png]
>([t#inkin abt t#at time t#e undertaker t#rew trollkind off t#e top of t#e #ell in t#e cell anyone else remember t#at s#it]
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
⚇ KEEP THE FAITH TALK GOING WHOOP WHOOOOOP ⚇ Revelries 6:18 ⚇ "Oh scream, oh cry, oh laugh and laugh and laugh, oh sing! Oh, tell it again!" ⚇
i likeD it you have like hate in ya like change your minDset like ya know
⚇ for sure for sure but shiiiit i can't lie ⚇ i love buttin' heads with you, motherfucker ⚇ don't block me :8( ⚇
⚇ SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING THE CLOWN HATE? ⚇ YOU GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU DISHED OUT BROTHER! ⚇ HAHAHAHAAHA HOINK ⚇
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
\) -•-I love clowns.-•- (/
LICKED A PUMPKIN TODAY. HASH TAG INSPIRATIONAL.
you got it, baby girl.
What if in st ead of y ou tube t ube tu be tube tu be it was. Yo u tu n g t ung tun g tu ng tuu nng gg
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
doctor think i "have down" but you already know we up
all the more reason to love my bed
i love my bed and my bed loves me
It seems I must wash this suit... It's covered in paint somehow...
finally someone with brains.
she has my vote
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you check the jungle green storeroom that is where they are. I don't know if you're particularly close to it but I just thought you may need this bit of intel
you are fucking insane and i also dont believe you
for the record if anybody shoots me with a paintball before i get my hands on a paintball gun, I'm chasing you Teeth-Out. I'M NOT PLAYING UNTIL I'M EQUIPPED TO PLAY.
The dread that nostus could talk equius, see eridan AND bully me with jade here. Nevermind i need to leave
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #21 • “y’all might be confused but 01 is actually the leader of both the felt and the crew. setting the record straight here.”
me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
>([ill let a t#ousand grubs explode before i lose clout]
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.

Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
CHITTR SHADY FACT #16 • “it’s so obvious spades and diamonds are in some odd kismesis/moiraillegiance type thing. just kiss already lmao”

I thank you all for one hundred followers! I have a celebratory post regarding the various differentials between the most common types of buttercream in the works. You're welcome in advance.
I GUESS I HAVE A CHITTR NOW.
i enjoy t+is banner update +e's literally me +ttps://i.imgur.com/W3RFJqT.png
Is there reason you are hating all my posts or do you want my attention You know who you are
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Ah I see I know what I must do since I got here already Stabs everyone on this fucking dashboard and calls it a day.

I happen to find this Dean Dracon account perfectly charming. However (and I do not understand this reference) my social media manager is encouraging me to ask @downcastDaylight if, based on the visage of his PFP, he did indeed "make the mimic," and if "it was difficult to put the pieces together."
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE
oh no hes gonna stroke his droke
Please do not request drone strikes.
Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.
Sulfhemoglobinemia is a condition in which the blood carries too much sulphur, bound to the haemoglobin in red blood cells, causing the blood to turn a lime green colour and reducing its capability to carry oxygen around the body. It's usually either drug-induced or caused by occupational exposure to sulphur compounds. Guess that makes me a limeblood, hm?
>([t#inking of getting into walking around t#e place w/ a candle on a candle #older wearin a floppy cap an nig#tgown askin w#o goes t#ere]

This is why the only doors I open for myself are metaphors. For opportunities.

Nevermind. Just got the sleeve of my blazer caught on a fucking doorknob. Everything is cancelled. Tell the Carapacian dignitary I'm cancelling.
It was definitely a divorce. (Source: Just trust me.)
Platonic life partners can definitely get divorced. It's (%currentyear).
>([everyone get divorced now if u need a lawyer i know a guy #es a real good man]
I am here for a good time, and a long time. You are all stuck with me.
why the fuck is there a bitch on my feed
<3-It's-a-good-horse-sir.
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Go with the. flow. too
Songs For The Deaf - Queens of The Stone Age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feErOVOxFo
Pussy hiding from the consequences of his words. Gutter junk.
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
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i am gØing tØ draw slick crashing his car again.
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]

@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
>([feelin very #bart today]
{see This is why youre The only winner in my hearT)
{can PeoPle come To waTch The races or do i have To ParTiciPaTe)
大 | Do any of you ever look at your lussus and also feel thossse funny feelings? The ones down there. #nssfw #incessst #joinmyevilempire

sick i'll be there.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
૮・ᴥ・ა<Anyone else feel soggy af all the time like my fur is so goddamn damp down here. landdwellers please steal me away)
Here is my daily wash regiment: I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.

"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!

Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.

yeah????
*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
⚇ we all good again. ⚇ got my eyes on a spades babe real fine. ⚇ makes me so fuckin' mad i can't barely breathe. ⚇

can i v𖦹lunteer as 𖦹ne perhaps
if you dont want any of those middle aged men can you send them my way instead
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome

I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
It doesn't count if you had to kill them for it.
nah no one would do that are you sure youre not just losing it on your own
happened once? could be a mistake happened twice? i think this one is on you bestie
just backread your posts and im about to go backread your replies
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
I dunno what Slick's on about, Miss Snowman's great company
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
You any good at picking locks?
<] DAMN THATS CRAZY, IM NOT READING ALL THAT SHIT[>
Maybe you should keep trying. Your attempts are, at the very least, amusing.
yØu can fistfight each Øther in jail. he will win.
Just because I know how to treat dames and you don't doesn't mean you gotta be rude
I'll be as obedient as a dog, ma'am! See you there!
I could go for a bit of fresh air if you're lookin for company, ma'am!
i am still locked out of my office and i am bored i have to do SOMETHING
im alsØ the better child because i dØnt have tØ gØ tØ the tØrture labyrinth.
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Don't you guys like. All live together? It's kind of your problem now Luckily I know just the guy who sleuths problems, if you need any help. ✨
You guys are a team so you all gotta take responsibility that's how it works that's why Ace and Pickle get roped into my messes too
YOU CAN'T SILENCE JUSTICE, YOU SCOUNDREL
I may get locked in and out of my office five times a week but I proudly own it and can never be evicted so skill issue if on the Crew I think
do aNy of you ГiKe the game with BГacK aNd white figuRes oN a checKeRed BoaRd
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the first person to ask the fuckin question is gettin blocked an im not kiddin. i wwill not be fuckin around on this site okay i wwill be but i ill be doin the fuckin nobody fuckin wwin me in return
X Licking my screen pretending it’s your hand rn #nsfw x
Nothing bEttEr than a glass of #Faygo... ExcEpt maybE #MEn and #WomEn #YEp #ImBi
Listen up scally\/\/\/\/ags, yer listenin' to 104.13 th'Catch \/\/\/\/it' yer host the Orphaner. Today \/\/\/\/e'\/\/e got a \/\/ery special guest. Imperial Drone #12011995. He'll be tellin' all a yas 'bout his missions on land, and in sea under th'Empress an' \/\/\/\/hat t'do \/\/\/\/hen he busts do\/\/\/\/n yer hi\/\/e's front door. But before \/\/\/\/e get onto the inter\/\/ie\/\/\/\/, \/\/\/\/e play only the saltiest o'shanties. #####IMAGINE TROLL DRAGONS - TROLL RADIOACTI\/\/E#####
Is the⁻re⁻ any re⁻ason for me⁻ to se⁻e⁻k ve⁻rification? I don't se⁻e⁻ anyone⁻ trying to impe⁻rsonate⁻ me⁻.
Commit to your missteps. A/ternative/y, never misstep in the first p/ace. Have you considered that? Perhaps you wou/d find yourse/f stuck with your pants around your fronds /ess if you gave some forethought to your chitts. A de/ete button wou/d on/y serve to weaken the integrity of this p/atform and its userbase. A true rōnin wi// know when a b/ade must be drawn, and a//ow it to remain safe/y concea/ed about your night-to-night /ife, /est you make a bumb/ing oaf of yourse/f.
X You know what? I see why they’re saying it. x

lmao.

oh something i actually know the acronym for. youll be fine.
the highest honor older guy can be given
And you prove my point in... /spades./ -vμ
I feel as if you may be trying just an iota too hard, Spades.
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<3-What-if-you-need-to-buy-something?-Then-someone-else-will-have-the-cash.
yo if you need someone else to hold onto it briefly im hella trustworthy
The cat will give you an honest, accurate fortune reading.
>([yea# a #istory of beatin ass put em up old timer put your money w#ere your mout# is. if you got any left]
>([i wont stand for t#ese scurrilous accusations any longer engarde]
alright the hilarious motherfuckers are logged the fuck in
>([dont drink and play cards old man classic mistake]
IM THROWING POSTS AT THE WALL AND SEEING WHAT STICKS LITERALLY! :D
Mister Slick, if you would like a Pitch Date so badly, you can just ask.
How on earth does this much dust get all over the place THIS quickly! UGH! A Sawbucks work is never done!
I am shorter in person. Do not be alarmed.
An evening in, I think. You may join me for a cosy evening, I will provide throw blankets and snacks. You may choose the movie. Or, we can simply chat and enjoy each other's company. I have two seats available.
MY ARTISTIC PROWESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS! ANY MEDIUMS MS PAINT THATS IT REALLY BUT STILL
it seams that you all didn't quite underrstand me last chitt. i am LOST and me compass is going insane. i KNOW i can swim. I'm on me jawsome ship rright now and don't need to swim anyway. I need advice on navigating. #HELP
shello dearr futurre followerrs me name is grreg sharrk(jourrnalists glub off with me rreal name we all know it's not) and currrrently i am stuck in the ocean. some advice will be grreatly apprreciated. #needhelp #pleasehelp
we los7 7he ca7boys/g!rls/7heys/!7s...
just rem11nd11ng y0u all that mustardbl00d 11s a slur..
Okay rooms as clean as a dance room can be! Now on to supper with my dear chum Itchy!
>>| .ok some trolls .are really weird today. .if your moriail, the .emotional support friend who .is to help you with your .unstable .aggressive .instincts, starts to kiss right .onto your lips, then this .is no longer .a pale romance. .it's .a blatant flushed .engagement!
i need a grey 🖕. fØr persØnal usage.
i hope you're all happy. i hate this place
Is that a DISCO ball? Since when did the lime green dance studio have a DISCO BALL?? Thats a lot of mirrors to clean...
We shall return to the regular, mundane torment of my haters. Last night was a special treat for a special occasion.

If he was hesitant to afford you a definition, I would imagine your display name should suffice in place of it.
i could theoretically make a tierlist of the other felt but i worry that somebody's gonna get on my case for my opinions. not that the idea of doing that is fresh or whatever. i looked on crowbar's profile and saw he did one.
Went to the store. Picked up eggs.
Me being incredibly hardboiled and consoling hysterical dames, all in a day's work https://files.catbox.moe/satwr0.png
xx OKIE AT THE RISK OF NOT ACCIDENTLY DISRUPTING THA #PEACE IM MAKING AN ANNOUNCIE!! FROM HERE ON IM FOLLOWING EVERY FUCHISA ON CHITTR 2 SHOW IM NOT UR ENEMY ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ xx xx #PEACE #LOVE #UNITY #RESPECT xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
I'm gonna smoke TWO packs of cigarettes at once. Because smoking is something tough, hardboiled detectives do, and I can't be outdone by a no-good gangster.
Feelin awful hardboiled right now. Any hysterical dames in need of assistance?
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ThΣrΣ arΣ tΦΦ manψ hΣirs and hΣirΣssΣs flΦating arΦund fΦr mψ liking. I think it's timΣ tΦ cull thΣ hΣrd a littlΣ. Might as wΣll gΣt thΣ blΦΦd bath ΦvΣr with Σarlψ.
Of course I do ideally you have to hold your breath... then keep holding it!
even worse lolz get you life straight spades slick x)
>([losing cas# over a #and of cards doesnt mean its missing big dawg lol]
>([#ig#key #ad enoug# of all t#is #op on t#e roblox tycoon game if u really fucks wit# me]

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How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
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status: contemplating the twvwists and turns of fate, destiny and inebriation. prepping for a nice evwening. - the orphaner dualscar
i think damara can win any fight
#truestory karkats sorry simperin ass forfeited the fight out of sheer pants wettin terror #yeshepeedhimself so we got damara megido our queen of the ring vs some guy named itchy ig after she beats his ass were openin that fuckin pit up for a free for all and you dont wanna miss it #DSTRIentertainment #promo4vip #feltonfeltviolence #himboharem #thatsyoujake #weneedcheerleadersforintermission
made an image. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled6_20260325134301.png
WHO COULDNT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY?
THEY CALL ME A CHIHUAHUA BUT DEEP IN MY SOUL IM NOT EVEN A CANINE. IM A GOAT.

I'm afraid I do, in fact, "know shit." :B
lets just say pretty talks and me? i listen
>unlike you i always knew dr pepper was a woman >female doctor roleplay gets my bulges wet
IF YOU RUN FROM ONE SIDE OF FELT MANOR TO THE OTHER YOU GET A RELIC IF YOU DO IT FAST ENOUGH ITCHYS THE ONLY ONE WHOS GOT A PLATINUM BUT EVEN A LUNK LIKE ME CAN GET A SAPPHIRE ONE DOZE CANT GET ANY THOUGH :(
expressionn plateau reveal. if that evenn mmatters lmmao https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/03/25/Unntitled436_20260325100812.pnng
IM DOWN IF I CAN SKITTER AROUND YOU LIKE A BUG. NAKED STILL SO ITS LIKE A SNAKE FOLLOWING THE BUG #NSFW
Clue five. Both of these men have what one may consider an 'empire', what that means differs greatly between them.
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I was not suggesting anything, this time.
Genuinely, there are two men on this site who I would sleep with. One of them in a pitch sense. The other in a more human, but equally as rough, albeit fetishistic sense. I will.not say who, just yet. #nsfw
B33 < nah some of these guys are hilarious
I did not say 'pounded', I said 'destroyed'. There is a difference. #nsfw
That does not mean you must reply. You chose to engage.
⚇ so many motherfuckers so ashamed of they truest selves. ⚇ and the truest selves of others. ⚇ MY SIBLINGS IN MIRTH YOU CAN JUST BLOCK THE NSFW TAG ⚇
⚇ clowns don't feel shame like y'all ⚇ TRAPPED IN YOUR OWN MINDS. ⚇
you're gonnnna see mme talk about hole onn mmainn annd you're gonnnna mmann up annd like it
dudE i havE thE biggEst scratch mark on my arm from fighting with my cat last night
Another evening of entertainment. This poisoned popcorn is delicious.

put that boy in a skirt!
Actually, I agree with Crowbar. Die would make an adorable sacrifice. Just imagining his face when he realises what is about to happen to him? Oh, a demigod could not be so thrilled. You have my blessing.
⚇ watch you choke? ⚇ FREAKY ASS MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ #nsfw ⚇
yeah fuck those froggy freaks
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THIS IS CULTURE APPROPRIATION THE IRA IS NOT A JOKE SPADES SLICK MORE LIKE SPADES FRAUD
me if i was a car https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsygnostalgic_1340/2c7f9af7-7248-49b4-875e-01fdc8c6bf5c
-Has set status to Do Not Disturb-

Rechit. Joke's on you, my chauffeur revs that engine.
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lxonging txo stick yxour flavxourslab dxown his thrxoat dxoesn't seem very platxonic txo me xoxo
You make it too easy, fun-size.
So much hatred, my my! Itchy, you should know better than to antagonise a Doc Scratch. I may not be your own Doc, but I certainly possess the same abilities and drive. Be careful.
Go do one what? Are you already fucked in the head from talking for more than a minute? Can almost smell your brain overheating. Smells like pea and ham soup?
Im s o gla d som e of m y oth er frie nds aren t h ere i thin k they d ju st argu e wit h li ke. Eve ry one
You're showing your ass now by digging in. And I'm pointing and laughing. Pointing real low, almost straight south.
It seems that no matter the timeline, numbers 01-15 cannot help but argue like children. Hoo hoo.
Are they not one in the same?
Oh, I don’t have to. I just like to. Especially now knowing how mad it gets you!
If you’re talking a8out “piracy” and you mean illegally downloading shows and movies, I’m making you walk the plank.
can't a man get twenty hours of sleep a day without idiots yelling in the halls
And now he's thinking about my dick. Sure. #nsfw

Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
UHH MIDNIGHT CREW MORE LIKE MID DAY SPEW HAHA GOTTEM !
Male coworker says he’s going on a fishing trip with my other male coworker YALLLL😭😭 ITS COMING TRUE https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/fujoshi-intensifies.gif
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