D. Stri
@technocracyGalavant
Director / Screenwriter
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eac2e5f5b9d1.png guess i can #showerpost #nsfw this is post shower so it counts
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f6517236362.png yum yum dinner #nsfl #food #horror
looks good
:33 < this is why people f33l uncomfurtable around mew dave
what in the deepest reaches of hell is this?
i feel like this is some kinda deeper circle a hell wwe dont knoww about wwhat sorta mold is that i fuckin hope it givves you the most painful and unimaginable constipation youvve evver experienced
oh damn and i thought i was bad at cooking
who the fuck moved my house (chittr)
just saw someone actually eating a snickle in the wild unironically shes more powerful than me
snickers chocolate bar stuffed into a hollowed out pickle
dude what did you think i felt watching it happen in front of me
||4/4 my actual fucking c♮n♩♮lences t♮ y♮u f♮r having t♮ see s♮mething s♮ h♮rren♩♮us live in pers♮n
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no the fuck it isnt my guy
https://media.tenor.com/DY90ZGWoQzMAAAAM/were-just-gonna-have-to-get-really-really-high-randy-marsh.gif
late night chittr is like a psych ward without staff
why am i being followed by a white ball
tha bald white man has been followign every1 ig
but im afraid of bald white men
hey guys hows it going oh cool is that a new site log- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a46448152d40.png
...um did you mean for that image to look like kind of rancid sopor slime?
no but that makes it funnier
this is such an upsetting addition to my post thank you i needed to be reminded the world still had something awful to balance out the whimsy
why did the logo get slimed what
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54f473232a83.png #shitpost #nsfw
sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check
woah its crazy that you think this is about you ego check much?
They wrote a song about this once. And then it was desecrated by Mike Posner in 2010. Though considering your whole deal, you are probably overly familiar.
yeah you do seem like the kind of person whod be stuck in the 2010s
I was born in the wrong era, what can I say. We used to be a proper country with real pop hits and now we are a glorified collection of islands due to the steadily rising tides of Batter Witch Terrorformafication.
you get me so much
aint that the shit smeared truth im getting so god damn tired of seeing and hearing the batterslop did you see the billboard that just got put up on the interstate leading into new york?
Ugh don’t even remind me. I passed it as I was fleeing the oncoming tropical storm just today.
well bad news theres another one just like it in toronto
authors and directors are sworn frenemies everyone knows this its why almost every movie adaptation sucks sewer water through a straw it is simply weaponized incompetence its also why the authors keep falling for it like a bunch of suckers #vague
Perhaps directors should just simply get good.
did you miss the weaponized incompetence part? i hope the irony of not having reading comprehension doesnt fly over your head like that one did
Accepting incompetence on any level is a flaw onto itself but I know such complex topics like beauty and artistic integrity escape you.
its ok i know you dont really get it i dont blame you for being terminally unfunny its a condition and its gonna be ok you are cherished appreciated regardless
@titularTerror et tu brutè? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63501745f90e.png
Like it’s my fault you are so pitiable.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fy8pCZrXsAAQhzk.jpg #nsfw
Where did you get this image…
i have my sources the same way you have yours and never shall the two entwine
You know, I never before reflected how unfair it is that my sources give me sublime visions of destruction and truth and your sources apparently supply you with images of the smoothest, most rotund cheeks I’ve ever laid eyes on.
i know but we cant all be winners its unfair but its just how it is sometimes you just got the deck stacked against you have a magnanimous pity free of charge
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc7958c379a.png dont all of you beat me up in the back alley at once
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
stop pitying this oh my fucking god
i mean yeah sure?? i guess?? it feels weird as hell to say that or acknowledge anything about what she's doing because of the power imbalance involved here it makes me mad uncomfortable
i tried! im still trying. ughhhhh
damn youd really throw hands for me thats awesome
swoon
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eac2e5f5b9d1.png guess i can #showerpost #nsfw this is post shower so it counts
damn a guy can blush getting this kind of online validation no wonder this social media shit is addicting
oh okay we are just showerposting today
@tentacleTherapist#7214 was
true suffering is not being able to call someone unwashed
Are you going to showerpost?
i wasnt really planning on it but im a sucker for peer pressure
oedipus called he wants his complex back #not-a-vaguepost #just-funny-to-me #incest
what’s so complex about it. he killed his dad and banged his mom. seems prrretty simple if mew ask me, #incest mew~ 💖✨
love watching the online count jitter during peak hours
holy fuck is that troll disney owner and ceo of the disney corporation
did this site just live update to not be complete fucking ass on mobile what