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:33< my name is normalpeta and im abstenence till i DIE! :33< #aprilnormalday
≈ Ĩ'm all for a little thirstposting on main, but really, there's a certain threshold where it ceases to be charming and starts to become worrisome. Pathetic, even. ≈
Survived tw.o° nights. N.o°w f.o°r the usual reminder that if y.o°u are t.o° sleep y.o°u are n.o°t .o°nly disapp.o°inting y.o°urself but y.o°u are disapp.o°inting .o°thers. Sleep is f.o°r suckers sleep is f.o°r the weak if we are all b.o°und in an eternal unending awakefulness imagine the greatestness we c.o°uld creati.o°n
≈ Hm, yes, Ĩ feel this is an adequate amount of watching the world catch itself ablaze to render me sufficiently entertained. ≈
fuck dude i can't affØrd tØ gØ up against her legislaceratiØn team i knØw hØw much thØse prØsecutØrs get paid i'm fucked!
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
,..,the #bouncingonit was the friends we made along the way,..,
NOT ONLY IS THIS BITCH A SQUARE. SHE IS, IN FACT. A WHOLE CUBE.
Someone has to humble her.
#Obsessedwithme.
Perhaps directors should just simply get good.
(( There is a devil inside of me that wants to make a profile for a Only-Homestuck-Related-If-You're-Funny MarySue oc specifically to harass One User's Characters (If you know you know). She would have so much fun and the devil inside me knows that. But there's another devil inside of me that sounds suspiciously like adam sandler who's saying THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU ))
I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing I cannot in good faith continue following @carcinoGenesis after what they tried to do to @twentyfourCarat with heavy duty automated farming implements. We may agree on some things regarding the cops (#fuckThem) but trying to be a copykitty of yesterday's tragedy is too far of a fucking line to cross. mew~ 💖✨
I think one of the ψeirdest things about being the empress is the amount of really ψeird specific gifts I get. a lot of them are often people, I don't ψant people as gifts. Please stop sending me people.
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you can walk the walk but can you bawk the bawk
I will /not/ be taking any questions at this moment, but I will take wizard duel challenges. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d3c40b15cb3.png #inflammatory #ragebaiting #ihaveyouinmynet
ITS MY FUKIN DAYYYYYYYY #transdayofvisibility
i think you very well deserve all the compliments, d! :D
what’s so complex about it. he killed his dad and banged his mom. seems prrretty simple if mew ask me, #incest mew~ 💖✨
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
Fun s.o°da fact have y.o°u c.o°nsidered bec.o°ming a trans w.o°man
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
this website pr0vides that dead internet the0ry is wr0ng.
:33 < Oh wow, now I'm getting alot of lurid private messages asking to s33 MY Kitty.. #nsfw
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
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the amaziing diigiital sex club #nsfw #maybe
:33< [A video pops up of Nepeta that starts off with her stepping back from the camera wearing only a form fitting shirt. "so i saw a jade on here do this and thought mayb333333 mew guys would like to s33 my take!" She giggles to herself, tail flicking with delight. Her hand trails down, fingers tracing her nook as her ch33ks flush a light Olive gr33n. A small rumble comes from her and you could swear that she was purring as she slowly coaxed out her bulge that wraps around her fingers, already slick. "h33h33, tadaaa~!" The video ends with her reaching for the camera with her fr33 hand.] #nsfw #nsfwe
omg tsince when was ther a user count at the top left
48 people and my posts get a tumbleweed fuck
I need a strong man crack my back for me.
:33< someone should put me on the big scr33n #nsfw ? purrhaps https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6a15953fc47.jpg
on that note.... ppl dont talk enuff abt fragrance play.. pov he stops u b4 ur goin out the door an he uses his fingers 2 apply his own cologne right on ur pulse point of ur neck n he does it all slow n sensual while making eye contact and then u smell like him the rest of the day...................... wawwowwww #nsfw
remember when doritos had those late night bags that were like burger or taco flavored that shit was evil
B33 < has anyan really b33n far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
releasing an absolutely epic rap tonight titled "dream vs rosa parks" pls listen and get me to the 1% on spotify
#nsfw behold! harley the great and her mystical witchy powers of prestidickitation! [A video of Jade in a wizard hat and nothing else. Between her rather thick, shapely legs is a green penis with a knotted base, and a pair of fairly large balls. She lightly shakes her hips, making it sway a little. Her hands then glow with green light- and her rather impressive cock disappears! The doggirl smiles at the camera and lowers a hand, spreading her puppy pussy open to show it off. Her fingers slip inside, her eyes close, and she moans softly. But she's clearly too excited to draw it out: this only lasts a few seconds before she raises her hand again and licks her fingers clean. And with another gleam of magic, her dick reappears, now with a bead of precum at its tip! Giggling, Jade leans forward to turn the camera off.]
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
I be spinning around like I'm in the microwave.
B33 < tomorrow may or may not be the same
I WOULD COLLABORATE WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF IN THE KITCHEN! #SELFCHEFS