Rhosyn Leulon
@theurgicTurpitude
≈ One, universes apart, looking upon her subjects askance. ≈ ≈ DMs open for the sake of inquiry, but don't get your hopes too high. ≈ ((Troll Rose of a very wacky and strange AU.))
≈ Ĩ'm sure those more observant have gathered as such by now, but here's how things are unfolding in my timeline, currently. ≈ ≈ We won the game! Yahoo, yippee, salutations and congratulations. You get it. ≈ ≈ New universe, new planet, yadda yadda. Pretty standard as far as things like that go. ≈ ≈ But, currently, we're caught in a bit of a... deadlock. ≈ ≈ Ĩ have been insisting, that in my blood-given right, Ĩ should be in charge of the whole ordeal, once we actually establish things further. Ĩt only makes sense, right? Ĩ'm sure others would agree. ≈ ≈ Our plan was similar to that of the "Earth C" people, from what Ĩ had gathered. Establish a gene pool, skip forward, let everything unfold as it should. ≈ ≈ With the caveat of, you know. My rightful place at the top being established early on. ≈ ≈ CERTAĨN individuals, who will not be named, but are integral to the entire plan working, took issue with this. Some nonsense about how we don't have to go back to the old ways, Alternian culture can be swept away with time, et cetera et al. ≈ ≈ And without the ability to utilize his powers, we're kind of stuck here until we come to an agreement. Ĩ'm not budging, and neither are they. And while Ĩ do have some supporters among both the trolls and humans, it isn't enough to force the issue. Not that Ĩ would want to kill my dear compatriots, mind. ≈ ≈ That's the short of it, at least. "Who asked", Ĩ'm sure some would wonder, but Ĩ *did* make a promise to explain my timeline in some level of detail previously. And here it is! Enjoy. ≈
≈ Sometimes Ĩ wonder, am Ĩ truly the only version of myself to be "okay"? ≈
what a stupid question none of you are ever okay
≈ Ĩ'd like to think Ĩ'm perfectly satisfied, right now. One persistent annoyance aside. ≈
perhaps you're not suffering but it's in your core you are and always will be terrible
≈ Whyever would Ĩ not? My observation is simply going off of just that- What Ĩ've observed. Ĩ've no reason to think you're lying. ≈
whatever you need to tell yourself
≈ Taking a sip from my dainty, mostly-decorative little glass. ≈ ≈ My, Ĩ'm glad Ĩ'm not any of those guys. ≈
≈ Laying my hands upon the keys with naught but the most smug, self-righteous expression; full-well knowing that nothing ominous or insulting Ĩ post will ever be cause for a speck of regret. ≈
≈ Gee, Ĩ wonder who that could be about. ≈
≈ Practicing the maneuver of casually lounging in a throne, swishing a liquid of indeterminate origin in a wine glass, only to throw it to the floor in dramatic fashion to punctuate a point, or perhaps some manner of threat. ≈ ≈ A great use of one's time, if you ask me. ≈
≈ My favorite ship, in all of infinity's infinity, is that of the human tale of Theseus. ≈
≈ Ĩ've noticed a few trends- the usual dash phenomena notwithstanding, considering those tend to last around an hour at the absolute most- in my time watching the feed on this site. Particularly pertaining to the idea of "character arcs", for lack of a more apt descriptor. ≈ ≈ Seemingly, any animal that somehow manages to break onto the platform will start out with what you'd expect. Confusion towards their presence, generally being "happy" or "cute" if hardly comprehensible, most of their interactions being lavishing the individual in praise. But when individuals begin to go against that grain- usually by calling them stupid or threatening to cook them into some manner of burger- said animal will be blessed with the gift of speech and usually become very agitated and violent. A lot of the time, those animals seem to get bored and wander off after this episode, not to be seen again. Perhaps their intelligence only manifested in a moment of anger, and was subsequently robbed from them in their moment of calm? ≈ ≈ Secondly, it seems those which sign up to this site primarily for the sake of being unconditionally, belligerently, unrepentant concupiscent on the feed, in front of Glb'golyb and everyone, tend to undergo some moment of hubris that sends them into a spiral that either compels or forces them to grow as a person, troll, what have you. This one is particularly funny to me, as an off-the-record aside. One so wholly dedicated to waving their bulge around sitting down for a moment, thinking hard about life, and deciding they need to take it in a different direction after a world-shattering revelation? Delicious. ≈ ≈ "That's a strange tangent you went on, there, Rhosyn", or "yeah, and?" you might be thinking. And Ĩ'm sure, were Ĩ to stumble upon a post of this caliber and subject matter, Ĩ would be compelled to feel the same. As it were, the answer is simple. ≈ ≈ Ĩ am so fucking bored. ≈ ≈ #nsfw for the subject matter, and Ĩ suppose some of the phrasing as well. ≈
≈ Ĩt is, honestly, ridiculous that delegation has taken this long. We won the game over a sweep ago. ≈
≈ Part of the ongoing deliberations towards the facilitating of my inevitable reign is, sadly, the concession that drones will not be necessary. Ĩ would like to keep one or two around, just for the novelty, however. ≈ ≈ Just for the fun of it, you know. ≈
≈ One of the big issues with being stranded on a planet that has yet to begin its society is that its difficult to get an opinion that isn't biased towards or against you in some way. ≈
≈ All this planet, and yet uninhabited. What a shame. ≈
≈ Ĩf the things Ĩ did for the sake of friendship were leaked into the public eye, Ĩ fear Ĩ would be excommunicated from the extrauniversal group of Roses. The dimensional bouquet, if you will. ≈
≈ Murder is often quite the useful tool in one's repertoire, as abhorrent as others may find the act. Ĩ would not be where Ĩ am, nor my friends where they are, without a healthy heaping of homicide. ≈
The argument is over necessity. If there had been another way to achieve your goals, would you haul ass or are we all taking the easy way out and calling it justified.
≈ Peering into my orb... Ĩt would seem the mood for the day is... ≈ ≈ Megalomaniacal. ≈
≈ The idea of the empress-to-be opening up a silly little form to receive the peanut gallery's questions personally is such a juvenile train of thought. ≈ ≈ And yet... The Q&A... Ĩt beckons. ≈
The plans in motion I have are: A) Sinister B) Devious C) Nefarious D) Mischevious
E) All of the above.
Hmmmm. I dont know but I have the feeling something malicious is brewing
c< d, MiscHeviOus >c
scheming!!!
1 know that’s r1ght
≈ The thing most people don't consider about omniscience is just how much "everything" is, when it comes to knowing everything. Doc Scratch knows your every bowel movement, your every genital itch, whether or not it do jiggle, and that really embarrassing thing you keep getting reminded of in the sleepless hours of your day. #suggestive ≈
he does not. the definition of "omniscience" he operates Under is already stretched nearly to breaking - by his own admission, there are gaps, mainly aroUnd certain artefacts and aroUnd void players. fUrthermore, even this oxymoronically limited omniscience only applies to the alpha timeline of his own canon! oh, and don't get me started on his claim to "omnipotence." the bastard coUldn't be more transparently biased in his assessment of his own potency.
≈ Oh, Ĩ'm (mostly) well aware- But Ĩ appreciate the bout of clarification regardless. You've filled a couple of my own gaps, as it were. ≈ ≈ Ĩ suppose Ĩ'll have to make it more clear in the future when Ĩ'm trying to scare people, or besmirch the good doctor's name. ≈
≈ Omniscience is overrated. What's life worth if the most intellectual among us don't spew pure, unfiltered dumbassery on occasion? ≈
≈ Oh, that'll be good. Ĩ wonder if anyone will end up take the bait. ≈