Rhosyn Leulon
@theurgicTurpitude
≈ One, universes apart, looking upon her subjects askance. ≈
≈ Apologies, Ĩ'm just at a very human period of my life. ≈
≈ Observing the human versions of me and mine never ceases to be an interesting experience. A nice break from the humdrum of having to deal with these assholes, as well. ≈
≈ Good morning, subjects. ≈ ≈ Wow, not going to get used to that one anytime soon. ≈
≈ Oh, lord. That actually frightened me for a second. #vagueposting ≈
≈ At times, Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm "worse" than my alternates. Once, "wrose", but Ĩ think they might have been inebriated. Or they forgot what my name was. Regardless, my response is always the same: How dare you speak to me? ≈
indeed, personally i think yoU have a certain attribUte, so to speak, which make yoU sUperior! ^u^
≈ Oh, you flatter me. You are correct, of course, but the sentiment remains. ≈
I promise you are not worse than me by any degree if that means anything.
≈ Ĩ don't think such a thing needs necessarily be quantified. Ĩ'm sure you're just fine in the grand scheme of things. ≈
It's kind you think so, and yet uninformed. I appreciate it though. I find you facinating, certainly.
≈ Ass so fat you arrange the construction work before their arrival. #nsfw ? ≈
Ass so fat you get stuck in the fenestrated plane on the way in! :3
≈ On the dashboard, straight up #tagging it. ≈
Hello Rhosyn! I believe I'm you but a human plus your lusus probably but just a little kitty at and also plus a ragdoll no not the cat breed the literal actual toy. And I love you!
≈ Oh, hm. Ĩ can't say Ĩ've encountered this particular (purrticular?) flavor of alternate before, though Ĩ'm not too proud to admit that my scrying isn't particularly perfect. ≈ ≈ Hello, all the same. ≈
Yes there's only two of me on this website as far as I know. By the way Rhosyn darling baby sweetie what *is* your lusus' name? I understand that feline lusi typically have names and I refuse to believe that any version of Rose wouldn't name her dear sweet precious kitty! :3
≈ Ĩ do have some perhaps unfortunate news for you, depending on whether your enthusiasm for kitty-cats outweighs your interests in the zoologically dubious. ≈
God damn. You've got a freak of a creature for a lusus haven't you? Color me disappointed yet intrigued!
≈ From my research, Ĩ happen to share the lusus that another prominent Fuschiablood from the "proper" timelines happens to possess- Though worry not, such a thing hasn't dulled my affections for those of the feline persuasion. Perhaps this is one of those "universal constants" that people are so fond of claiming such and so is. ≈
Excellent. Wonderful! Rhosyn hearing you aay that makes ny heart purr. And the rest of me too!
≈ Ĩ feel like today's a perfect day to perch upon my throne, slowly swirl a fine vintage whilst only sipping of it once every twenty minutes or so, and watch everyone else make a fool of themselves for the rest of it. ≈
≈ Ĩn the spirit of the season, Ĩ will remain my ever-humble self and not make any comments on any fists, iron or otherwise, and certainly no domination of a global scale. ≈
≈ Ĩ'm all for a little thirstposting on main, but really, there's a certain threshold where it ceases to be charming and starts to become worrisome. Pathetic, even. ≈
≈ All the thralls, ghouls and wretches shuffling around awkwardly amongst themselves because the hot necromancer tripped halfway down the stairs during her grand entrance, and frankly, they're not really sure how to proceed from here because she's super obviously trying not to cry. ≈
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
≈ Glub, as they say. ≈
≈ You know, learning about those "other" alternates of my little entourage (Ĩ hesitate to say "Alpha", frankly, it's all a manner of perspective) is an endlessly fascinating experience. Partially due to the monumental shift in paradigm that accompanies, say, exchanging one universe's Empress for an individual with a completely different set of biases and inclinations. Did you know that the whole purpleblood church thing doesn't exist in my universe? Frankly, Ĩ find the idea leaning towards the revolting side of things, but Ĩ'm rambling. ≈
≈ My reign so terrible, that the planet has been left but barren after naught but three days of my rule. #newrecord ≈
≈ Whose idea was this whole thing, anyway? Not the week itself, mind- That's obvious to anyone with eyes and more than a single-digit measure of functional neurons. But who, exactly, is pushing it? From my observations, that individual isn't well-liked enough to get a celebration of that degree off the ground, less establish a means of prolongation. ≈
i THINK IT IS, sPONSORED BY, cROCKERcORP, wITH, @GUTSYgUMSHOE , yOU COULD, aSK HER MAYBE?
≈ Hm, yes, Ĩ feel this is an adequate amount of watching the world catch itself ablaze to render me sufficiently entertained. ≈
≈ Sure, you can take samples from individuals from before everything went belly-up, but what do you do if the machine just pulls the poor soul through reality into the lab you're using instead of turning them into slime-DNA? What then? How do you even begin to explain such a traumatizing event so poor, sweet, little Troll Susie, who was just minding her own business and spending time with her now-long-dead lusus? ≈
≈ An interesting proposal, though that runs its own risks. What if the unwitting donor is an unpleasant prick? That kind of thing can carry through DNA, you know. ≈
A sufficiently broad sample averages out desirable and undesirable traits. It's the entire reason why the existing slurry on Alternia functions to produce viable trolls, in conjunction with the trials. But for a more hands on approach, your species already has remarkably advanced bioengineering capability even ignoring ectobiology, so use it.
≈ Honestly, the big problem is trying to figure out how to get the full hemospectrum out of four blood colors. ≈
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