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ANYB0DY WH0 WILLINGLY W0RKS WITH A CUEBALL SH0ULD BE SET 0N FIRE. BY THE WAY.
Thats it im drawing him human pregnante #nsfw #vagueposte
Wonderful, a 8adge I thought went extinct has now 8een added to the directory! Now only to rediscover the frowning version of the 'Monarch of Fools' and the golden Aquarius sym8ol in which I am certain exists way 8ack form Eridan week.
Oh, god, I thought you were just a stress dream.
We'll sea in due time!
my mac)(inations are perfect. my divinity true. my decisions real. i am t)(e pinnacle, t)(e peak, t)(e ultimate amongst my kind. i am t)(e baddest bitc)( t)(at ever walked. none will ever matc)( w)(at ive done and none ever will.
Irony poisoning is a real and serious threat to longevity. If you, or a loved Dave Strider, suspect you may have overindulged, please call the hotline at 555-DONT-SUCK. That's 555-3668-7825 if you are Dave and struggling to convert words to numbers. Don't delay. Lives are unironically at stake. Call now.
DONT I KNOW IT / hey
rlly funny to see ppl out here just lyin their asses off u rlly think some1 would do that? just go on the internet & tell lies? #dashwatching
If you spent 13,000 years growing a blueberry.
Well! No one said no. So. Have a fUn fact! CUttlefish have three hearts! Two hearts are Used to pUmp blood to their gills. And. The third heart is Used to circUlate oxygenated blood throUghoUt their body. It also makes them three times as loveable! Haha. ・・・𝛾
That's my fuckin' mantra dealin' with the poozers in this damn mansion.
Judging from the banner, she means her lusus.
Mother? Is this an ancestor, a lusus, or... something closer to our concept of it?
\\ it d0es give y0u an entirely unearned p0wer trip t0 see s0me0ne like a chit 0n the wr0ng acc0unt and rapidly switch acc0unts. haha i caught y0u!
:33< any nepeta that wishes to take up the fureak meowntle are my darling apurrentices i love all of them fur being the fureaks and cr33ps and fighting back against the standard nepetas sticky sw33t nyathingpurrger facade
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I love women, send chit. ]
I used the word metrosexual one meager singular piddling time and my notification tab instantly became an Ampora glue trap.
:33< girlstuck
:33< sorry im like this
ᐖ I SPOPORT TEH RULEZ I JUST LOVE WEAPONS X( ᐛ
ᐖ NEEᐖ THAT GUY SPAM RISK TO STAHP ᑈALLING MEH ᐛ
ᐖ VERY ᐖRAMATIᑈ 11/10 ᐛ
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I regret to announce that most of you are considered situationships by my therapist.
3833 < Quadrants can be a mess no matter how old you are, but it feels like they can be REALLY messy in your younger sweeps. > 3833 < Like, yeah, you aren't as experienced or secure as an adolescent to young adult, but everyone is also SO eager to fill those squares. > 3833 < Bah. Mistakes are meant to be learned from. >
:33< irradiation nation
me, crawling around and eating up all the crumbs of recognition you toss at me like a fat, deranged pigeon
>--D=They=are=dead=set=in=the==middle=of=the=hemospectrum=for=a=reason=haha=:D//<
:33< *the mighty huntress releases two live crocodiles in mewre respiteblock* :33< welclawm to jurrasic purrk!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE NEVER SAID THIS.
Computer, put my entire song li8rary on shuffle. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not——
ate with the fit today https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/54/b3/f9/54b3f99ef41db657060b1fff851463b2.jpg
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/33/28/653328c8258d84b19c3c7c1bf3496b5e.jpg :33 < i love doing handstands!! #nsfw -ish
:33 < someone's got a case of the meowndays! https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11stt9rsy1rqez64o1_1280.gif
:33 < purreakfast today :33 < is a steak :33 < caught furrom a wild bull at moon break :33 < extra rare
4TTORN3Y: SH3 H4D THR33 CH1LDR3N , R1GHT? W1TN3SS: Y3S. 4TTORN3Y: HOW M4NY W3R3 BOYS? W1TN3SS: NON3. 4TTORN3Y: W3R3 TH3R3 4NY G1RLS? W1TN3SS: YOUR HONOR, 1 TH1NK 1 N33D 4 D1FF3R3NT 4TTORN3Y. C4N 1 G3T 4 N3W 4TTORN3Y? #COURTTR4NSCR1PTS
>--D=The=purpose=of=aliens=should=be=to=entertain=us=so=I=am=glad=they=are=useful=for=that=at=least=your=royal=highness:)//<
>--D=Ohhh=I=suppose=some=of=the=humans=on=here=do=share=similarities=with=your=facial=structure=but=I=didn't=notice=on=account=of=the=fact=they=are=inferior=alien=creatures=while=you=are=a=refined=and=regal=fuchisa=so=the=dots=did=not=even=connect=haha=;D//<
I am currently engaging in sinister activities.
Gl̵̦̟̗͛u̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.
It's kind you think so, and yet uninformed. I appreciate it though. I find you facinating, certainly.
indeed, personally i think yoU have a certain attribUte, so to speak, which make yoU sUperior! ^u^
I promise you are not worse than me by any degree if that means anything.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
Excellent. Wonderful! Rhosyn hearing you aay that makes ny heart purr. And the rest of me too!
And by it, do you mean your poasts?
#relatable
guys i'm not depressed. i mean, sure, i was. my house got blown up, my wife and i divorced, my timeline felt... wrong. but i've found a new meaning. i'm the happiest i've been in years!
I am feeling a tensio+n in the atmo+sphere. So+mething is building. Perhaps a sto+rm is co+ming.
figured out how 2 psot cock #womeninmensfields #nsfw https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/2630009481/display_1500/stock-photo-beautiful-rare-bright-pink-rooster-2630009481.jpg
That sounds very average! Therefore very positive
:33< hey its meow goregel :33< yeah mew just gotta believe!
▲if i hate your post there's a solid 50/50 i either platonically think you're the lamest person in the world or i wanna shove your face in my nook till you stop squirming and there is no in between #nsfw▼
>--D=There=is=no=such=a=thing=as=poor=timing=for=one=of=your=blood=color=madame=but=worry=not=as=a=loyal=gutterblood=I=shall=give=you=all=my=attention=:D//<
▲honestly if more trolls got their nooks stuffed on the regular i think we'd only have half the problems we currently do #nsfw▼