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@tintedGnostalgia
he/they mon-fri she/her on weekends [[all character art is my own]]
its hard 2 vaguepost on chittr bc like fucking eeeevry1 sees eeeeevrything the bitxh yr talking abt 100% is going 2 see yr post so im stuck being an asshole in dms where no ones gonna get their gstring inna knot abt how im obvi talkign abt their annoying ass
i just dont tag w/ vaguepost and usually no 1 notices lol
that might be the move tho 🤔 like if they dont see "#vaguepost" on it then it prolly wont throw their defenses up rite?? maybe theyll think im talkng abt some OTHER annoyin ass
>([veil ur posts in six or seven layers a irony an misdirection an nobodyll know ur even vagueposting bc ull b talkin bout sum s#it like da space patrol from galaxy nine and really u mean dat bitc# in accounts payable]
on the one hand thats so fuckin funny on the other hand my bitchly urge is 2 be able 2 hate on this one super specific behavior and it almost feels like dressin it up 2 much starts defeatin the purpose maybe... hmmmmmmmmm....
>([t#en girl u gots 2 just nut up an w#ole #oofbeast @ dat bitc# start sum drama an go wild]
fuck yr right im bein a pussy wtf wld the consequences even feasibly be its chittr the stakes are so fuckin low theyre below grouuund
6ft but im not lying abt it like some of u lolololol
,,,I ffeel like the implication is that you are lying,,, but I don't want to come to any brash assumptions... Sso I'll just assume you're telling the truth.....
that wuld be funny but no i am deadass actually my last post even shows me next 2 my 5'9" boyfie i got the proof
Oh! Huh! ..I don't. Rreally know what to say now. I didn't realize you'd have proof on hand... Ssorry for doubting you, I think.
nah u dont gotta b srry i do like lying 2 ppl for fun thats entirely within the realm of possibility 4 sum shit id do
#datme sometimes the candids r rlly cute but they did catxh @eB in his socks n sandals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/candid.png
i forgot 2 follow up abt that poll lol but it was WAY closer than i expected mothman wins chittrs sexiest beastie by a single vote eveyone else was in a 3 way tie for 2nd
justiCe prevails for mothman!!
gm chittr im not ready 2 b awake yet so im going back 2 sleep but im gonna take a poll and see what yall picked when i AM ready 2 be awake so whos sexiest <3 - vampires <> - werewoofs <3< - demons c3< - mothman
if u can get more reacts on ur comment than any of these other poll options i will call u the winner
꒰did you hear they invented some bullshit inside a lab that sucks ass and doesnt work. and everything runs on it now꒱
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
꒰does anyone else think [NAME] is a [NOUN] who [VERB] i think its kinda [ADJECTIVE]꒱
RPF stands for Rock, Paper, Fscissors.
c< rOcK, paper, fafNir >c
yer so 6osh darn ri6ht...
https://open.spotify.com/track/2HdYE3kCc99EmhkT5rJ2yW
i rlly like the official vid for this one 2 actually but ummm #blood #gore to be safe?? https://youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114?si=XmoLXxlbk2KZk9B1
https://open.spotify.com/tr★ck/5NfPjjpfNsodIepI8NpKKR?si=6650e68d★3974d4d
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
i mean like??? obvi obvi obvi cant blame anybody for feelin hurt by it when hes liiiiterally pokin @ their soft spots on purpose but like. idk 2 me its like a video game enemy telegraphin its attack??? ykwim??? he yells out exactly what hes abt to do b4 he does it so like. idk man just parry im sorry maybe im the dick here?
it's pretty f0olpr0of as far as attenti0n whoring g0es. the near irresistible urge two cl0wn on 0bjectively heinous shit as a little m0ral treat. but its trotted 0ut in a harmless environment. a facsimile of edge. maybe the bright side tw0 lo0k on is every0ne else gets their pat on the back f0r their brave, bold denunciati0n of being a sex pest t0 feel better about themselves? with silent assassinati0n off the table as a rebuttal its p0intless two the p0int of depressi0n. why am i telling you this. hi harley have a g0od night.
haha! no i think i get it! i mean they seem to have something of an established reputation but even i had the good sense to just not read something that would make me uncomfortable when i got a post! that and i dont know its not like he knows or is specifically talking about me? im my own jade with my own story thats unique to me! so it really is just kinda like walking into an attack when you put it like that in a way the attention is probably just what they want
whoa wtf!
none of that now! LMAO
but y :(
good night perverts dream about dicks and sheep #nsfw
dude wtf
just want to let it be known. you may hear allegations about me. very serious ones. all i've gotta say is... my bitch too thick. my steak too juicy. my lobster too buttery. and i'm not sorry about any of it. :B
wow me, i think that might have been the most inspiring thing that i have ever heard!
can i say #nsfw -ly #tmi -ly that its RLLY funny that the bf made himself a rep on here as "incelbert" (lol lol lol) bc we cant leave the house 2day bc he has to spend ALL day tryna (his words) "make [me] a mom"
this may sound like im comin 2 his defense re: the incel allegations (incellegations) but no plz continue 2 cyberbully him every time he makes sum post yelling abt how ppl j/o too much
awwww awwww awwwwwwwww the tea leaves @ the bottom of my cup look like a cat 🥺🥺🥺 thats so fuckin cuuuuuuute (remebrs tasseography) ah fuck
quick! before you finish your drink, tell me if i'm going to win the lottery off the ticket i just bought. :B
bb u kno ilu but 1) if i hadnt already finished how would i b readin the leafs 2) if u wanted ur fortune itd hafta be UR cup 3) i can answer that w/o consulting the hot leaf waters
this is entirely not your fault, but i want you to know that i am about to break down in the middle of this walmart and become a public nuisance over this. love you, though!
ur not even @ walmart i can see u in the back yard screaming @ the top o yr lungs and makin leaf tornadoes
SHHH. they are not yet ready to know where my kaio ken progress is at right now!!!
oh fuck yea theres wizards on here too nd not just tsundere ass "but its science tho" amporas
im actually a real wwizard though i had a wwhole comin out a the eldritch library moment on here a feww days ago it wwas vvery controvversial wwith my felloww eridans
wait until u find out calmasis is real n has a chittr account
i've g0t two be plied with a l0t of b0oze bef0re i start leaning into the wh0le mage title thing sorry.
wwait from the complacency series thats insane
do u kno what manner of atrocities i would commit 2 b mage class?? be fucking gratefuuulllllllll
i think y0u have two have actually c0mmitted them to get it. meulin scares me.
ikr???
calmasis is literally me id murder the learned too
[ >THE HATERS (SOME OF YOU DAMNABLE MOTHERFUCKERS) WILL SEE THE WIZARD TELEPORT AND LAUGH "WHAT A FOOL! THIS IMBECILE CANNOT AFFORD A SCUTTLEBUGGY" TO WHICH I SAY HIGH LEVEL CHAIN LIGHTNING 🧙♂️⚡⚡⚡🤸♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸♀️⚡⚡⚡🤸♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡ FUCKETH THEE_ ]
uje ahters will see me try to ..fly away and laugh because our.. wiNGS DO NOT WORK so we cough.. up a dead rat
[ >TIS THE EFFORT THAT COUNTS!_ ]
burnt the soup but it was still good tho dw dw
once i burned a trench onion soup a llittlle bit and honestlly it might have made it better
i love that 4 u cooking times r just suggestions if u forget abt it for a lil bit its literally fine
makin a soup recipe that i got out of a deltarune x reader fic btw ill tell u if its good