roxy lalonde
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he/they mon-fri she/her on weekends [[all character art is my own]]
its hard 2 vaguepost on chittr bc like fucking eeeevry1 sees eeeeevrything the bitxh yr talking abt 100% is going 2 see yr post so im stuck being an asshole in dms where no ones gonna get their gstring inna knot abt how im obvi talkign abt their annoying ass
i just dont tag w/ vaguepost and usually no 1 notices lol
that might be the move tho 🤔 like if they dont see "#vaguepost" on it then it prolly wont throw their defenses up rite?? maybe theyll think im talkng abt some OTHER annoyin ass
>([veil ur posts in six or seven layers a irony an misdirection an nobodyll know ur even vagueposting bc ull b talkin bout sum s#it like da space patrol from galaxy nine and really u mean dat bitc# in accounts payable]
on the one hand thats so fuckin funny on the other hand my bitchly urge is 2 be able 2 hate on this one super specific behavior and it almost feels like dressin it up 2 much starts defeatin the purpose maybe... hmmmmmmmmm....
>([t#en girl u gots 2 just nut up an w#ole #oofbeast @ dat bitc# start sum drama an go wild]
fuck yr right im bein a pussy wtf wld the consequences even feasibly be its chittr the stakes are so fuckin low theyre below grouuund
Pick yours. Hot dogs are currently on the grill, will be ready when you finish this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4602acdaac73.png
ypu made it too haaaaaard damn!! uhhhhh bday cheesecake plzthx
Does anybody have any phrases that bothers them? For me, it’s ’tickled pink’. It simply makes me grimace in its description.
mines dumb n petty especially given alllll the liberties i personally take w the english language LOL but i do get a lil annoyed w how often i hear "could care less" when they mean to say they COULDNT
I feel the same way about people saying literally when they mean figuratively.
ok im 4 sure guilty of this one bc i love being hyperbolic + implying things are way more serious than they actually are
6ft but im not lying abt it like some of u lolololol
,,,I ffeel like the implication is that you are lying,,, but I don't want to come to any brash assumptions... Sso I'll just assume you're telling the truth.....
that wuld be funny but no i am deadass actually my last post even shows me next 2 my 5'9" boyfie i got the proof
Oh! Huh! ..I don't. Rreally know what to say now. I didn't realize you'd have proof on hand... Ssorry for doubting you, I think.
nah u dont gotta b srry i do like lying 2 ppl for fun thats entirely within the realm of possibility 4 sum shit id do
told him i was taking a picture and he did whatever the fuck this is https://i.postimg.cc/PJZkJCwd/smile-for-da-gram.png
yr bro looks like the dad from fnf
gm chittr im not ready 2 b awake yet so im going back 2 sleep but im gonna take a poll and see what yall picked when i AM ready 2 be awake so whos sexiest <3 - vampires <> - werewoofs <3< - demons c3< - mothman
if u can get more reacts on ur comment than any of these other poll options i will call u the winner
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
꒰does anyone else think [NAME] is a [NOUN] who [VERB] i think its kinda [ADJECTIVE]꒱
I'm done asking questions. I'm just going to start believing things at face value
daft punk really are robots pretendin 2 b humans pretendin to be robots
https://open.spotify.com/track/2HdYE3kCc99EmhkT5rJ2yW
i rlly like the official vid for this one 2 actually but ummm #blood #gore to be safe?? https://youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114?si=XmoLXxlbk2KZk9B1
https://open.spotify.com/tr★ck/5NfPjjpfNsodIepI8NpKKR?si=6650e68d★3974d4d
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
i mean like??? obvi obvi obvi cant blame anybody for feelin hurt by it when hes liiiiterally pokin @ their soft spots on purpose but like. idk 2 me its like a video game enemy telegraphin its attack??? ykwim??? he yells out exactly what hes abt to do b4 he does it so like. idk man just parry im sorry maybe im the dick here?
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
artistic interpretation of this post #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/14/IMG_8841.jpeg
can i say #nsfw -ly #tmi -ly that its RLLY funny that the bf made himself a rep on here as "incelbert" (lol lol lol) bc we cant leave the house 2day bc he has to spend ALL day tryna (his words) "make [me] a mom"
this may sound like im comin 2 his defense re: the incel allegations (incellegations) but no plz continue 2 cyberbully him every time he makes sum post yelling abt how ppl j/o too much
awwww awwww awwwwwwwww the tea leaves @ the bottom of my cup look like a cat 🥺🥺🥺 thats so fuckin cuuuuuuute (remebrs tasseography) ah fuck
quick! before you finish your drink, tell me if i'm going to win the lottery off the ticket i just bought. :B
bb u kno ilu but 1) if i hadnt already finished how would i b readin the leafs 2) if u wanted ur fortune itd hafta be UR cup 3) i can answer that w/o consulting the hot leaf waters
this is entirely not your fault, but i want you to know that i am about to break down in the middle of this walmart and become a public nuisance over this. love you, though!
ur not even @ walmart i can see u in the back yard screaming @ the top o yr lungs and makin leaf tornadoes
SHHH. they are not yet ready to know where my kaio ken progress is at right now!!!