roxy lalonde
@tintedGnostalgia
he/they mon-fri she/her on weekends [[all character art is my own]]
FOR THE RECORD, I WILL BE PAYING VERY WELL IN THE CURRENCY OF YOUR CHOICE FOR ANY WHO CAN SHOW PROOF OF DEATH FOR ANY VERSION OF ROXY LALONDE.
do my godtier duds count as proof of death 🤔🤔
NO.
i liiiiterally had to die 4 them but w/e i dont need yr money anyway
its a tough decision which one do i pin
THERE IS NO LESS DESERVING GAGGLE OF GAME PULLETS AND THIEVES TO HAVE A HOUR THAN THE LALONDES.
man yr so hung up on this thief thing what did sum hot ass roxy steal from u that yr soooo hung up on
There's a funny joke here, but I'm not Strider enough to say it.
WAIT WAIT I THINK IM PICKING UP WAT YR LAYIMG DOWN LOLOLOLOL
SHUT. UP.
i didnt even saaaaaaaay anything the general droolin masses of chittr aint gonna be able 2 glean a dam thing from that
VILE WRETCH. HORRID TRUMPET. HIDEOUS GREY MARE.
teehee oh u flatterer 🤭
theres nooo fuckinn way i just logged in and yallre makin the lalondehour abt drinking nd bein sad u do those thing every fuckin dayyy uuuuggghhhhh if we get a special hour can it at least b smthn fun goddamn
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE ENTIRE WRETCHED THIEVING LOT OF YOU? QUITE A BIT.
I'm currently spending it whacking Ultimate Dirk.
Exactly. Thank you.
bbgirl i need u 2 know if im vaguin other rolals its NEVER abt u 💞💞💞
"maladapted" mostly but idc abt that part like yea obvi thats a given LOL i just want us all 2 try n be funny abt it at least once
normally im against violence on dirk but that ones weird af yea lol i think sumtimes bullying is warranted
kind of an insane spike in messed up lalondes getting their sob on about stuff... there's been like six, seven of them... :B
like we cld be flexing ANY one of our many many enviable attributes were all smart and pretty and have an uncanny nd offputting awareness of the metanarrative where r the lalondehour posts abt the metanarrative??? we CANNOT let a performatively misogynistic ragebaiter have the monopoly on that tfff
wym the big pickle is lyricposting idkhow why does he kno wut that is
I LISTEN TO MUSIC OF VARIOUS UNIVERSES WHILE TRAVELING IN MY SARCOPHAGUS.
this is like 1 step removed from postin i cant decide by the scissor sisters jsyk
IT WAS AN APPROPRIATE CHOICE.
the fact that i kno u were bein so super genuine is wat makes it the most painful
dawg u look like a pickle https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/06/05/IMG_8886.jpeg
I HAVE NO OPINION ON PICKLES. I DESPISE YOU IN PARTICULAR.
well now the only way 2 not have an opinion on pickles is 2 have never tried a pickle b4 and tbh thats kinda sad i think u would like them u can pretend ur doing that cannibalism shit u were posting abt
I DO NOT CONSUME VEGETABLE MATTER.
nawt even as a garnish? or a side dish?? no potatoes no garlic no mushrooms no herbs????????
Out of random curiosity: what’s everyone’s go to karaoke song?
basic AF but like classics r classic 4 a reason cant fight this feeling by reo speedwagon
#cagttl so im done vwith most of the heawvy hitters nowv. right novw, the plan is to consolidate most of the alternian vwersions of my gang into one post, handmaid might get her owvn, condy definitely wvill. then a fevw stragglers, maybe some of the beforan vwersions of the alternian gang, not that i havwe a lot to vwrite on em, the black queen... if youvwe got any gals youd like to see highlighted comment belowv and ill consider em. all your lovwe and support through this entire project means the wvorld to me <3
have u ever ran in2 a lady version of yrself and if its u as a girl is it still #notgay
yknovw wvhat i dont think i hawve. i mean, id mack on me if she wvas hot i guess? and i knowv from experience than a girl me is- nah, wvere not finishing that thought, this is too close to #notnotgay territory
hold that thot im making fanart rn gimme a min and then we will see how #notnotgay it is
ok smash or pass https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/06/03/image_2026-06-04_010822177.png
oh rheyah... smash, dont do this to me baby girl...
do whaaat idkwym anyway the verdict is #notgay rite?? if its a hot chick then cro x cro can stil be m/f its fiiine ur safe
cro x rheyah... her name vwould be rheyah... oh babygirl... #notgay...
OH i str8 up did not realize that was a name @ first that IS a cute name tho! is that pronounced like leia but w/ an "r" ray-uh