roxy lalonde
@tintedGnostalgia
he/they mon-fri she/her on weekends [[all character art is my own]]
how early is too early 2 start planning yr halloween costume bc i literally just got the best sponsored pinterest ad for no reason
D -> I've been working on mine for month but it is very intricate
D --> I cannot give full details but it is a mult-state costume that will leverage magic and void powers in order to cause a dramatic physical transformation either instantly or over a prolonged period
its nevr too early 2 start prepping 4 halloween!!!
obsessed w/ literally every part of that shit u just said incredibly fuckt up that halloween is over HALF a year away nd now i just have 2 sit w/ this anticipatoin
D --> My apologies D --> If it helps in a previous year I was a cowboy D --> That was also an e%cellent costume
so wat im hearing is i should buy this shit RIGHT now https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/IMG_8659.jpeg
envisioning this in my mind palace fingers on my temples face all scrunched up nnnnnnnnngggh phew ok yea thatll hold me over tysm
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
inchresting that all 11 of us betas are the exact same type im sure that says SOMEthing but idk what im sposed to read in2 it
D --> Perhaps I should simply lean into the #nsfw side of my maid interest on this site D --> It is not as if saying that I find girls in short frilly dresses attractive would be anywhere near the most degenerate thing posted on here D --> Even if that attraction is far from the only reason I enjoy or respect maids
OK BUT am i crazy 4 finding the floor lenght long sleevy maid look hotter like grl let me unbutton u + see what noooo one else gets to
D --> Abso100tely not D --> And they 100k so good when they twirl too
theres smthn soooo special about like. a prim woman w maybe a nice neat updo lettin you see her become not-so put 2gether idk idk idk
oh nvm he is online LOL https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/image_2026-04-08_230240524.png
late on this bc i was distracted by chisp but yea ill take it #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/image_2026-04-08_225113959.png
my bf HATED his result and hes not even online anymore but coincidinkly his type was listed as one of my most compatible onessssss <3
btw none of those utz chips were in the tiermaker i found i had to add those in myself to put them in s tier so take that as a glowing fuckin review 4 utz
have u ever gotten yr hand stuck in a metal lined tube tryna get crispy potato shards out the bottom
potato shards beconne sonnething nnore like sad nnush uuhen you are a nautically inclined troll. also i avoid cylinders as they nnay contain eels.
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nah i hate you for putting takis above funyuns bro. :C3>
if every single chip varietal gets put in s tier then wat is even the POINT of havin 2 rank them u gotta be SELECTIVE
Gotta disagree with Lays baked but overall good taste.
i have a gut negative reaction 2 foodstuffs that r marketed as "healthier" alternatives to shit i eat tf out of id prolly hate them less if i saw them at deli counters in place of reg lays less often
no im not a sports guy but it IS fun 2 have a sport of sum variety playin in the bg when i want smthn to NOT pay attn to bc every now n then the announcer guys will say some crazy suggestive shit and u gotta do a double take @ the screen u were ignorin to b like "did i fuckin hear that right?"
not rly a sport guy but i rugby tackled smbdy once n the coach said hed nvr seen "such a texbtook tackl b4" & ive been ridin that hihg eve since
yesss surely if i learn from a tru tackling savant i will become an expert in bodyslammin bitches 2 the ground in no time
life is 2 short 2 be eatin anything u dont wanna! pick those onions off yr burg!! pick those carrots out yr rice!! who caaaaares if ppl think its childish? dont be peer pressured in2 eating fuckin onions!!
rox, we're immortal. :B what do you mean "life's too short?" that's, like, the one thing we've got in spades! outside of mental illness, i guess.
eternity is still too short 2 b eating raw onion on anything the 15 secs it takes to force that pungent produce down my unwillin maw is 15 secs im never gettin back