♣ mediated by @tintedGnostalgia

CEASE!

VILE WRETCH. HORRID TRUMPET. HIDEOUS GREY MARE.

I DON’T ANSWER TO YOU.

THERE IS NO LESS DESERVING GAGGLE OF GAME PULLETS AND THIEVES TO HAVE A HOUR THAN THE LALONDES.
#LALONDEHOUR WAS VERY... UNEVENTFUL EEESSSHH!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS POST, DEPRESSING STUFF AND DRINKING OOORRR??? NOW, I LOOOVEE SEEING PEOPLES MISERABLE SHIT THAT THEY JUST LOOOVEE TO SHARE TO EVERY RANDO ON THIS SITE JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PUPPET BUT YOU GUYS COULD'VE POSTED SOMETHING A LITTLE BETTER... I THINK THAT SAYS SOMETHING COMING FROM ME HEE HEE HAA HAA!!! #SUBSTANCE

WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE ENTIRE WRETCHED THIEVING LOT OF YOU? QUITE A BIT.

If I do not stop now the secret underground Chittr society will find me and take me away.

One day I hope to learn where all of this nonsense about the [BLANK] guiding the [BLANK] came from.

By the by. Watched a movie with a heap of Alternian trolls and a SINGULAR HUMAN BABY appeared on-screen. They all lost their minds retching and gagging.

Imagine If I Didn't Even Like Weezer. What Then. What If My Favorite Band Was Actually Imagine Dragons. #evillarkso

MINE.

i wvas looking up identity labels (dont ask wvhy) and found out theres a good wvord for wvhat i am (#notgay). this #pridemonth im #proud to announce im a polyamorous heteroperformatiwve demiromantic sapphosexual atrans indivwidual.

yknovw wvhat i dont think i hawve. i mean, id mack on me if she wvas hot i guess? and i knowv from experience than a girl me is- nah, wvere not finishing that thought, this is too close to #notnotgay territory

The more I backread the more I feel like that is expected of me.

...Am I supposed to be guiding something?

dont steal my lines man youvwe fucked me enough tonight
charming, no?
HHHRRRNNNNGGGGGGG BIG PENIS 531-8008
i'm here to fix your sink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc958ce6eab0.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/797e25844a7f.jpg
* UWAHAHA * A SMILE FORMS IN MY HEART OF HEARTS! * AND MY CLUBS OF CLUBS * AND MY DIAMOND OF DIAMONDS * AND MY SPADE OF SPADES!

Okay. Well. This might be a problem. [Attached is an image of a hole in the wall.]

Ohhh I am going to eat actual glass.




