roxy lalonde
@tintedGnostalgia
he/they mon-fri she/her on weekends [[all character art is my own]]
its a tough decision which one do i pin
the rave reviews are IN
theres nooo fuckinn way i just logged in and yallre makin the lalondehour abt drinking nd bein sad u do those thing every fuckin dayyy uuuuggghhhhh if we get a special hour can it at least b smthn fun goddamn
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE ENTIRE WRETCHED THIEVING LOT OF YOU? QUITE A BIT.
I'm currently spending it whacking Ultimate Dirk.
bbgirl i need u 2 know if im vaguin other rolals its NEVER abt u 💞💞💞
"maladapted" mostly but idc abt that part like yea obvi thats a given LOL i just want us all 2 try n be funny abt it at least once
normally im against violence on dirk but that ones weird af yea lol i think sumtimes bullying is warranted
kind of an insane spike in messed up lalondes getting their sob on about stuff... there's been like six, seven of them... :B
like we cld be flexing ANY one of our many many enviable attributes were all smart and pretty and have an uncanny nd offputting awareness of the metanarrative where r the lalondehour posts abt the metanarrative??? we CANNOT let a performatively misogynistic ragebaiter have the monopoly on that tfff
wym the big pickle is lyricposting idkhow why does he kno wut that is
I LISTEN TO MUSIC OF VARIOUS UNIVERSES WHILE TRAVELING IN MY SARCOPHAGUS.
this is like 1 step removed from postin i cant decide by the scissor sisters jsyk
the fact that i kno u were bein so super genuine is wat makes it the most painful
GOOD, YOUR PAIN IN PARTICULAR PLEASES ME. THOUGHT YOU ARE ONE OF THE LEAST ABHORRENT ITERATIONS OF YOURSELF.
dawg u look like a pickle https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/06/05/IMG_8886.jpeg
I HAVE NO OPINION ON PICKLES. I DESPISE YOU IN PARTICULAR.
well now the only way 2 not have an opinion on pickles is 2 have never tried a pickle b4 and tbh thats kinda sad i think u would like them u can pretend ur doing that cannibalism shit u were posting abt
nawt even as a garnish? or a side dish?? no potatoes no garlic no mushrooms no herbs????????
"oh actually i hate pickles" every time i learn this abt someone its as concerning + baffling as the last time wymmmm what did pickles ever do to uuuuu
if i WAS bein a pedant abt geometry tho itd actually need a 3rd measurement to even be a rectangular prism and the result would b measured in cubic feet not square feet but iM NOT I PROMISE IM NOT DOING THAT
i was abt to make a post like "actually bald guys can get it tho" but remembered theres like 2 varietals of thos on here but im not posting abt those guys im posting abt lex luthor
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass #sexluthor #robotchicken
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Why won't you let patchs have this? Why???
NGL i didnt kno u were on here my b patchs srry hey @terribleFate smash or pass this guy
#smash maybe. depends on how trusty he is. #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
seems a lotta trolls are seein older versions of emselves from a funhouse mirror version of their planet show up that must be sooooo crazy.... for a version of yrself who grew up under wildly differnet stancies to start hauntin u like a ghost... makin u face yr faults.. see what u could have bcome 4 better or 4 worse.. couldnt be me tho
is that the one thats postin like a good ol fashioned tumblr daddy dom #suggestive "shhhh bb its ok dont make decisions 4 yrself lemme do it for u" that one
fuck i cannot llet ceryse know you said that i will never ever llive it down...
if i could hear those posts in aannnyyy other voice i would but as soon as i heard it that stuck 4ever (insert the "you. here. now." gif) (but not rlly i dont wanna visually subject the dash 2 it even tho yr all imagining it now)
SRZ i didnt mean 4 u to catch the strays but like IG thats how its gonna work when its an alt-self were talking abt will u 4give me if i agree 2 double kill em w u
wait im soryy i decided i think theyre RLLY funny actually i mean ill still help u bc i said i would but have u considered that theyre funny tho
of course they're funny... its in bllaidd bones... our fragille, callcium deficient bones...
oh yeah lol i never followed up on that shit the other day str8 up 4got anyway its rlly funny being on a site fulla diff versions of yrself bc u can tell so easy when theyre lyin thru their fuckin teeth abt smthn + being fake as heeeeellll bc like thats still u kinda u know what it looks like when ur being FR and thats naaawwwwt it
This coming just before the following post from my alternate is poetry in motion. https://chittr.ing/profile/tentaclesTherapist/12c6d9c5-362d-46c3-8650-beb0005e62ef
ok but wat if u let us lie #itwasntmebutigottavouch
idk that id call it TEA its not supes srs rlly mostly funny but like the 2nd hand embarrassment from watchin a couple other rolals lay the "durnk typogn" on SO fuckin thick nd like. knnoooowing theres no way thts 100% organic lololol
dont get me wrong i LOVE lying on the internet i LOVE misinformation im fully in support of saying whatever u want 4ever especially if its blatantly fuckin incorrect #liarssupportingliars
wait is it still technically 2nd hand if the other party is litrlly u? it cant b 1st hand tho hmmmmmm 1st and a half hand embarrassment
nah ur so in the clear grl its distinctive its iconic its what we in the industry call "a typing quirk" its fun + casual and not sooooooooo fuckin forced
lmao yea i get whatchu mean sometimes the types get a lil too effin wild if u kno what i mean like gurl are u rly goin out of ur way for this?? ig theres an element of liek, ppls expectations of us ro-lals involved but i don think it should affect how u carry urself out there this much #truthhours #ialsolovelying #butletmegetreal #forasecond
i shld replay hatoful boyfriend i miss thos funny lil birds
its hard 2 vaguepost on chittr bc like fucking eeeevry1 sees eeeeevrything the bitxh yr talking abt 100% is going 2 see yr post so im stuck being an asshole in dms where no ones gonna get their gstring inna knot abt how im obvi talkign abt their annoying ass
i just dont tag w/ vaguepost and usually no 1 notices lol
that might be the move tho 🤔 like if they dont see "#vaguepost" on it then it prolly wont throw their defenses up rite?? maybe theyll think im talkng abt some OTHER annoyin ass
>([veil ur posts in six or seven layers a irony an misdirection an nobodyll know ur even vagueposting bc ull b talkin bout sum s#it like da space patrol from galaxy nine and really u mean dat bitc# in accounts payable]
on the one hand thats so fuckin funny on the other hand my bitchly urge is 2 be able 2 hate on this one super specific behavior and it almost feels like dressin it up 2 much starts defeatin the purpose maybe... hmmmmmmmmm....
>([t#en girl u gots 2 just nut up an w#ole #oofbeast @ dat bitc# start sum drama an go wild]
fuck yr right im bein a pussy wtf wld the consequences even feasibly be its chittr the stakes are so fuckin low theyre below grouuund
6ft but im not lying abt it like some of u lolololol
,,,I ffeel like the implication is that you are lying,,, but I don't want to come to any brash assumptions... Sso I'll just assume you're telling the truth.....
that wuld be funny but no i am deadass actually my last post even shows me next 2 my 5'9" boyfie i got the proof
Oh! Huh! ..I don't. Rreally know what to say now. I didn't realize you'd have proof on hand... Ssorry for doubting you, I think.
nah u dont gotta b srry i do like lying 2 ppl for fun thats entirely within the realm of possibility 4 sum shit id do
#datme sometimes the candids r rlly cute but they did catxh @eB in his socks n sandals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/candid.png
i forgot 2 follow up abt that poll lol but it was WAY closer than i expected mothman wins chittrs sexiest beastie by a single vote eveyone else was in a 3 way tie for 2nd
gm chittr im not ready 2 b awake yet so im going back 2 sleep but im gonna take a poll and see what yall picked when i AM ready 2 be awake so whos sexiest <3 - vampires <> - werewoofs <3< - demons c3< - mothman
if u can get more reacts on ur comment than any of these other poll options i will call u the winner
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
꒰does anyone else think [NAME] is a [NOUN] who [VERB] i think its kinda [ADJECTIVE]꒱
https://open.spotify.com/track/2HdYE3kCc99EmhkT5rJ2yW
i rlly like the official vid for this one 2 actually but ummm #blood #gore to be safe?? https://youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114?si=XmoLXxlbk2KZk9B1
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
i mean like??? obvi obvi obvi cant blame anybody for feelin hurt by it when hes liiiiterally pokin @ their soft spots on purpose but like. idk 2 me its like a video game enemy telegraphin its attack??? ykwim??? he yells out exactly what hes abt to do b4 he does it so like. idk man just parry im sorry maybe im the dick here?
it's pretty f0olpr0of as far as attenti0n whoring g0es. the near irresistible urge two cl0wn on 0bjectively heinous shit as a little m0ral treat. but its trotted 0ut in a harmless environment. a facsimile of edge. maybe the bright side tw0 lo0k on is every0ne else gets their pat on the back f0r their brave, bold denunciati0n of being a sex pest t0 feel better about themselves? with silent assassinati0n off the table as a rebuttal its p0intless two the p0int of depressi0n. why am i telling you this. hi harley have a g0od night.
haha! no i think i get it! i mean they seem to have something of an established reputation but even i had the good sense to just not read something that would make me uncomfortable when i got a post! that and i dont know its not like he knows or is specifically talking about me? im my own jade with my own story thats unique to me! so it really is just kinda like walking into an attack when you put it like that in a way the attention is probably just what they want
can i say #nsfw -ly #tmi -ly that its RLLY funny that the bf made himself a rep on here as "incelbert" (lol lol lol) bc we cant leave the house 2day bc he has to spend ALL day tryna (his words) "make [me] a mom"
this may sound like im comin 2 his defense re: the incel allegations (incellegations) but no plz continue 2 cyberbully him every time he makes sum post yelling abt how ppl j/o too much