roxy lalonde
@tintedGnostalgia
he/they mon-fri she/her on weekends [[all character art is my own]]
how early is too early 2 start planning yr halloween costume bc i literally just got the best sponsored pinterest ad for no reason
D -> I've been working on mine for month but it is very intricate
D --> I cannot give full details but it is a mult-state costume that will leverage magic and void powers in order to cause a dramatic physical transformation either instantly or over a prolonged period
its nevr too early 2 start prepping 4 halloween!!!
obsessed w/ literally every part of that shit u just said incredibly fuckt up that halloween is over HALF a year away nd now i just have 2 sit w/ this anticipatoin
D --> My apologies D --> If it helps in a previous year I was a cowboy D --> That was also an e%cellent costume
so wat im hearing is i should buy this shit RIGHT now https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/IMG_8659.jpeg
envisioning this in my mind palace fingers on my temples face all scrunched up nnnnnnnnngggh phew ok yea thatll hold me over tysm
D --> I enchanted my revolver to, instead of firing bullets, to drain the energy out of people struck D --> And the lasso was enchanted to leave a binding prison of grimdark energy around anything I caught with it
oh nvm he is online LOL https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/image_2026-04-08_230240524.png
every time the boyf tries to post a discord link 4 his img embed on chittr i squirt him w/ a water gun i cant do that 2 EVERY user on here but hey i am doing my part!!!!!
late on this bc i was distracted by chisp but yea ill take it #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/image_2026-04-08_225113959.png
my bf HATED his result and hes not even online anymore but coincidinkly his type was listed as one of my most compatible onessssss <3
btw none of those utz chips were in the tiermaker i found i had to add those in myself to put them in s tier so take that as a glowing fuckin review 4 utz
have u ever gotten yr hand stuck in a metal lined tube tryna get crispy potato shards out the bottom
potato shards beconne sonnething nnore like sad nnush uuhen you are a nautically inclined troll. also i avoid cylinders as they nnay contain eels.
ok, i uuill adnnit, that sounds like it uuould seriously rip at this nnonnent, but i uuas insinuating sonnething nnore nnonstrous and frustrating to have to contend uuith in a survival context. nevertheless, i shall cede the point to you.
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nah i hate you for putting takis above funyuns bro. :C3>
if every single chip varietal gets put in s tier then wat is even the POINT of havin 2 rank them u gotta be SELECTIVE
Gotta disagree with Lays baked but overall good taste.
i have a gut negative reaction 2 foodstuffs that r marketed as "healthier" alternatives to shit i eat tf out of id prolly hate them less if i saw them at deli counters in place of reg lays less often
Oh that's so fair!! That sucks, but at least you have a bunch of good ones to munch on!!
no im not a sports guy but it IS fun 2 have a sport of sum variety playin in the bg when i want smthn to NOT pay attn to bc every now n then the announcer guys will say some crazy suggestive shit and u gotta do a double take @ the screen u were ignorin to b like "did i fuckin hear that right?"
not rly a sport guy but i rugby tackled smbdy once n the coach said hed nvr seen "such a texbtook tackl b4" & ive been ridin that hihg eve since
yesss surely if i learn from a tru tackling savant i will become an expert in bodyslammin bitches 2 the ground in no time
life is 2 short 2 be eatin anything u dont wanna! pick those onions off yr burg!! pick those carrots out yr rice!! who caaaaares if ppl think its childish? dont be peer pressured in2 eating fuckin onions!!
rox, we're immortal. :B what do you mean "life's too short?" that's, like, the one thing we've got in spades! outside of mental illness, i guess.
eternity is still too short 2 b eating raw onion on anything the 15 secs it takes to force that pungent produce down my unwillin maw is 15 secs im never gettin back