Rivule Offele
@carnivorousCecropia
꒰my body is a temple dedicated to caffeine and the mysterious chalice꒱ ꒰it/its꒱ ꒰outside your hive in the conveniently placed puddle꒱ // AKA: chittr reply guy
//also i dug this up to send to my partner so im posting this as an ooc pinned// Your name is RIVULE OFFELE. It's not YOUR wriggling day, but it is SOMEONE'S SOMEWHERE, and if it's one of your friends, you're not sure you care very much. You have a tendency to spend your days WASTING AWAY AT A DESK, spouting whatever BULLSHIT to come from your thinkpan on the internet. Apart from that, you have a fondness for VARIOUS INSECTS, you have some LESS THAN BASIC HTML KNOWLEDGE, and your hand is typically occupied with a SHITTY ENERGY DRINK at any given time of day. There is something WRONG WITH YOU, but in a KIND OF SEXY, KIND OF ENDEARING way. You also don't enjoy leaving your HIVE. You were once called a NEET for that, but you don't care enough to learn what that means. Your trolltag is carnivorousCecropia and ꒰you tend to keep your words closed off like your physical self .꒱ //additional details: no design is attached because this is basically my trollsona's Canon Profile in which it doesnt post itself anywhere. not because its big on internet safety, but because "i'm chopped and gay so nobody needs to see allat". if i hit a milestone or something ill comm somebody and make it face reveal, maybe
꒰pours saltwater on you as you scroll by꒱
jokes on you angelfish are saltvwater
꒰the saltwater is meant with neutral intent it could be a mild annoyance or a happy and nice time depending on your mindset꒱
꒰and why the hell is it posting in that fuckass font #dashwatching #CanYouEvenCallThisDashwashingThePostsAreSuperLowOnTheDashNow꒱
the poop man . Culler
꒰had to pause my shock at the feed for this banger chit꒱
꒰hello ? https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/Screenshot%202026—05—18%20234544.png꒱
꒰i invite you over to my hive and while we’re greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell “down boy ! DOWN ! NO !” and you just see a dangleslug moving very slowly across the floor toward you꒱
l0ve is in the air? wr0ng. mustard gas. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
the j0ke is two easy but i want t0 hold the threat 0f it
Mustard blood? Gas? Interesting post Aradia Megalovania.
yes that is indeed my theme s0ng. 0u0
Ehem.... dear chittr moderators..... I am making....a calling out post....to remove generative ai services...from this website.... it is...disappointing...that a harmful ai like grok...is allowed....when its impact on the environment...and ecosystem....are far too significant...to be left...unchecked.... (u . u ❀) I also ask...for you....to consider....that grok is...also harmful...in the way that it is used....to generate harmful physical media......using stolen, non permitted....images and data.... which....could and would be used....against the many users....and in turn.... put many of the...users heres comfort...in geopardy.... Thank you..for your time (u . u ❀) #calloutpost #downwithGenAI
꒰PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBLIC QUOTE RECHITT LOUD RECHITT꒱
Trollbama wanting to scare people: Uhh lemme see fear.
꒰does anybody know if we have tuesday tomorrow꒱
=oXO its very tuesday' imagine me nodding sadly and ponderously' now imagine a line of ants carrying objects''' now imagine tuesday again =oXO
=oXO you have a good imagination but soon you will experience tuesday in realtime and it will be so incredibly tuesday it might blow your mind¡¡¡ this is a good thing i hope you have a nice tuesday =oXO
꒰ant fella this is why i fuck with you you always keep it real i hope your tuesday continues to be awesome꒱
꒰character concept : wise old wizard who cant grow facial hair so he strokes his bush whenever hes deep in thought #nsfw ??????꒱
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[THI$ IN$PIRED ME TO GROW A BU$H #↑VOTE #N$FW]
꒰you cant steal it if its my gift to you https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/hotdiggedydemon—stan—twitter.gif꒱
꒰The olm or proteus (Proteus anguinus) is an aquatic salamander which is the only species in the genus Proteus of the family Proteidae[2] and the only exclusively cave—dwelling chordate species found in Europe; the family's other extant genus is Necturus. In contrast to most amphibians, it is entirely aquatic; eating, sleeping, and br https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/WHATAGUY.jpg꒱
Hm! They're very interesting creatUres! Aren't they? BUt. I think yoUr final sentence was cUt off early!・・・𝛾
꒰effeminate dentist: you need to brush more on your gums – hold on why does my tag “effeminate ?” what ? i’m literally just a normal dentist . a masculine one , even . me: (struggling to speak through the dentist’s fingers) youw weren’t shupposhed to shee that꒱
Never underestimate a dentist.
•° *h my g*g thats really funny
꒰happy strong as fuck ice mummy monday everyone ! Look out꒱
꒰(guy before palmhusks were invented voice) i gotta stop lookin at my candle before i sleep꒱
꒰if i touched a bag of fentanyl i would jump with joy and childlike wonder #substance꒱
꒰i migjt pass out at ny husktop again can people reply with controversial music opinions꒱
꒰ill start the beatles were just one guy moving really fast꒱
꒰smoking the weed that makes you scared #substance꒱
꒰beautiful sandwich recipe 1 beautiful lettuce 1 beautiful cheese put together and eat it beautifully .꒱
꒰https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/yumy.jpg꒱
I wöuld die för baja blast right nöw
꒰i would CULL for some baja blast but the place i ordered my grubburger doesnt carry it꒱
I can find like big jugs öf it at the störe but im lazy as hell tö get it Sö i guess im nöt that desperaye för the baja
꒰i only give myself one hivedash order a day because i am not immune to caegars in my bank account depleting... maybe baja tomorrow unsure we'll see꒱