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Hello! From Vernrot HarboUr. I am a scientist. Formerly stUdied troll mUtations. But. Now I stUdy marine biology! I love cephalopods!・・・𝛾

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Tonight I cleaned the glass on all my aqUariUm tanks. Then. I took a took a long nap with the tropical fish! When I woke Up, there were cleaner shrimp crawling on me! Haha. They're very diligent creatUres! And. I think I am now adeqUately exfoliated! https://www.georgiaaqUariUm.org/wp-content/Uploads/2018/09/hawaiian-cleaner-shrimp-4.jpg・・・𝛾

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Is This A Service The Shrimp Are Willing To Provide To Paying Members Of The Public

Hm! Not my shrimp. They are not employed and do not recognise the valUe of caegars! Haha. BUt. If yoU can find yoUr own. And also decide to sleep in their tank. Or habitat, if they are wild. YoU might be sUrprised!・・・𝛾

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Noted Thank You

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Ah. Right! I had posted aboUt dUmbo octopUses the other night. BUt. Forgot to provide a fact as well! So! Did yoU know! They are very elUsive deep sea creatUres! And. Some species have only been sighted in a single recorded observation. A shame! I think we shoUld all be able to see these adorable cephalopods! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5qw8bAdIS_E/maxresdefaUlt.jpg・・・𝛾

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✂Cute \ shy things.

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Looks kinda like a mop

Haha! BUt. A cUte mop! Yes?・・・𝛾

Ah! The time has flown. And. I did not post any cephalopod facts tonight! Haha. I'm afraid I was very bUsy. Listening to the ocean. It's whispers are so soothing. And. It's very easy to get lost in its song! Haha :)・・・𝛾

Ah! I see. There is a trend! For posting scents! Well. I coUld not find any notes that resemble my science lab. Or. The sanitising agents Used to clean it. BUt! I think the rest is qUite accUrate! Aha. https://i.postimg.cc/htF007r1/fragrantica.jpg・・・𝛾

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Hm! Well. I have learnt my lesson. AboUt hating chitts. Even if yoU disagree with the sentiment. Do not press that bUtton! Or. YoU will receive many threats. Haha. Anyway! DUmbo OctopUs! Isn't it cUte? My lUsUs is a hybrid of one. Mixed with the stUbby sqUid! https://i.redd.it/63i6rterUdg41.gif・・・𝛾

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I see people are hating this post. Well. If yoU think I will be threatening yoU. Like I was threatened. YoU are mistaken! Haha. Have a stUbby sqUid! Instead. https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlA6VovVEaV4LeM/giphy.gif・・・𝛾

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▲www its so cute

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Haha. Yes! It is! A very perfect creatUre!・・・𝛾

Ah. I see! Tonight we celebrate #FishingFriday! Well. How aboUt instead of a cephalopod fact. I bring yoU a fish fact! I really like eels! And. The moray eel is known for having a pharyngeal jaw. YoU know what they say! When its jaws open wide. And there's more jaws inside. That's a moray! Haha. https://64.media.tUmblr.com/896adc78216a6661ff524e5c83031c4d/tUmblr_ndb1gltFEZ1rraqsio1_400.gif・・・𝛾

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G0od fact.

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Hm. Hm! It seems like a lot of people are online at a very late time of night! Perhaps. If anyone is having troUble sleeping. Here! It's my favoUrite song. Very soothing! https://www.yoUtUbe.com/watch?v=t0I4mTEdAf8・・・𝛾

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Hello! I have another fUn cephalopod fact for the feed! The signatUre rings of a blUe ringed octopUs illUminate whenever it is agitated or distressed! Like. A neon warning sign. Haha. One with enoUgh poison to kill 26 adUlt trolls! https://i.redd.it/mtb4rUn32qo81.gif・・・𝛾

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One last cUttlefish fact! BecaUse. Two's company. BUt. Three's a crowd! Haha. CUttlefish ink Used to be Used for writing. The word 'sepia' is derived from the Latin word for cUttlefish! Nowanights it is more known for its cUlinary pUrposes. SUch as for risottos. Pastas. And. Even bread! It's very delicioUs! Umami flavoUr. They say. https://cUttlefish-info.com/static/cUttlefish_spraying_ink-e316ca2150fb6424ca37e58150f8293c.jpg・・・𝛾

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Another cUttlefish fact! The giant cUttlefish is the largest known non-lUsUs species of cUttlefish. It's total length. With its tentacles oUtstretched. Can be Up to 100cm long! Or. 3'3 in feet and inches! That's a lot of cUttlefish. To cUddle! https://media.aUstralian.mUseUm/media/dd/images/Giant_AUstralian_CUttlefish.width-1200.8807d85.jpg・・・𝛾

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H4V3 YOU T4LK3D 4BOUT TH3 CHROM4TOPHOR3S Y3T

I have not! BUt. That is very fascinating! Isn't it? Some trolls call cUttlefish "The Chameleons of the Sea"! Haha.・・・𝛾

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F33LS 1N4CCUR4T3 4S MUCH 4S 1 LOV3 CH4M3L3ONS CUTTL3F1SH DO 1T B3TT3R

Haha! I agree. Perhaps. It is chameleons that shoUld be called "The CUttlefish of the Land"!・・・𝛾

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3X4CTLY!

Well! No one said no. So. Have a fUn fact! CUttlefish have three hearts! Two hearts are Used to pUmp blood to their gills. And. The third heart is Used to circUlate oxygenated blood throUghoUt their body. It also makes them three times as loveable! Haha. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b91cef_5b589f7408244ed0ae26f65bf60f52fc~mv2.gif/v1/fill/w_482,h_270,al_c/b91cef_5b589f7408244ed0ae26f65bf60f52fc~mv2.gif・・・𝛾

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Hm. Interesting! The social media feed is very bUsy tonight. It seems like there is a party happening! Haha. I was going to post a sea creatUre fact becaUse I thoUght that woUld be fUn! BUt. Is now a bad time?・・・𝛾

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B33 < please this is all so dumb

I have posted one! AboUt the cUttlefish. I hope yoU enjoy it! :)・・・𝛾

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I SUppose I shoUld talk a little bit aboUt myself! As an introdUction. Well. A fact aboUt me! I like doing the nightly pUzzles when I eat breakfast. It keeps the thinkpan sharp! I Used to jUst do the ones in the newspaper. BUt. After discovering Wordle. I have become qUite hooked! Haha. Maybe. One night I will win in one go. With my starting word SqUid!・・・𝛾

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Hello! I have been told that I am very boring. And lame. BecaUse I don't Use social media. So! I decided to join Up! To learn what the 'fUss' is aboUt. It seems very social! As expected. Haha.・・・𝛾

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Ohhhh those guys like uh the kraken and stuff

Haha! Yes. Exactly! The Kraken! A beaUtifUl beast that is!・・・𝛾

Oh I thought it ate ships and stuff is there more than one?

Well. It depends! On yoUr definition. There is the mythological Kraken. Which there was at least one confirmed. To be recorded within mythology. BUt. There are many instances of giant sqUids being identified as Krakens! Or. Misidentified even. Perhaps. Or. There are lUsii too! Cephalopods of sUch a gigantic size that it is easier to call them Krakens. It is not scientifically classified! So. Maybe anything can be a Kraken if it is big enoUgh. Haha.・・・𝛾

Thats not really helpful man but good for you I think?

:)? Oh! HUh! Hm. What part wasn't helpfUl? To yoU.・・・𝛾

I dunno you started talking about mythology and then squids being called krakens and now im not sure what a kraken is anymore. But you seem happy so thats cool.

Haha! I gUess it is a little confUsing. When there is no scientific classification! So. Maybe the Kraken is the friends we made along the way! Or how that saying goes.・・・𝛾

Ive never met a kraken but I guess I could be friends with one that didnt eat me

Yes! I think they woUld be very friendly too :)・・・𝛾