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@drownedPrecipice

Hello! From Vernrot HarboUr. I am a scientist. Formerly stUdied troll mUtations. But. Now I stUdy marine biology! I love cephalopods!・・・𝛾

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Tonight I cleaned the glass on all my aqUariUm tanks. Then. I took a took a long nap with the tropical fish! When I woke Up, there were cleaner shrimp crawling on me! Haha. They're very diligent creatUres! And. I think I am now adeqUately exfoliated! https://www.georgiaaqUariUm.org/wp-content/Uploads/2018/09/hawaiian-cleaner-shrimp-4.jpg・・・𝛾

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Is This A Service The Shrimp Are Willing To Provide To Paying Members Of The Public

Hm! Not my shrimp. They are not employed and do not recognise the valUe of caegars! Haha. BUt. If yoU can find yoUr own. And also decide to sleep in their tank. Or habitat, if they are wild. YoU might be sUrprised!・・・𝛾

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Ah. Right! I had posted aboUt dUmbo octopUses the other night. BUt. Forgot to provide a fact as well! So! Did yoU know! They are very elUsive deep sea creatUres! And. Some species have only been sighted in a single recorded observation. A shame! I think we shoUld all be able to see these adorable cephalopods! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5qw8bAdIS_E/maxresdefaUlt.jpg・・・𝛾

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Looks kinda like a mop

Haha! BUt. A cUte mop! Yes?・・・𝛾

Hm! Well. I have learnt my lesson. AboUt hating chitts. Even if yoU disagree with the sentiment. Do not press that bUtton! Or. YoU will receive many threats. Haha. Anyway! DUmbo OctopUs! Isn't it cUte? My lUsUs is a hybrid of one. Mixed with the stUbby sqUid! https://i.redd.it/63i6rterUdg41.gif・・・𝛾

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I see people are hating this post. Well. If yoU think I will be threatening yoU. Like I was threatened. YoU are mistaken! Haha. Have a stUbby sqUid! Instead. https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlA6VovVEaV4LeM/giphy.gif・・・𝛾

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▲www its so cute

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Haha. Yes! It is! A very perfect creatUre!・・・𝛾

I’m gonna go fishing hope I catch one of the eldritch fishmen and rip its head off

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HEEEEEEEY BUDDYYYYY @drownedPrecipice YOU WANNA FUCKING GO? WANT ME TO TEAR YOUR HIVE DOWN? KEEP YOUR HATE OFF MY CHITT BIIIIITCH I WILL RUIN YOUR FUCKING SWEEP

:(? Hm! That seems a bit Uncalled for! I was expressing my dislike for tearing off the heads of fishmen. YoU can fish for them. WithoUt being crUel to their cUte little heads! That is all! BUt. I can rescind the reaction! If that will make yoU feel better.・・・𝛾

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND STAY OFF MY CHITTS YOU WHORE

Ah. Haha. Okay! Message heard. And. Chitt Unhated!・・・𝛾

Another cUttlefish fact! The giant cUttlefish is the largest known non-lUsUs species of cUttlefish. It's total length. With its tentacles oUtstretched. Can be Up to 100cm long! Or. 3'3 in feet and inches! That's a lot of cUttlefish. To cUddle! https://media.aUstralian.mUseUm/media/dd/images/Giant_AUstralian_CUttlefish.width-1200.8807d85.jpg・・・𝛾

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

H4V3 YOU T4LK3D 4BOUT TH3 CHROM4TOPHOR3S Y3T

I have not! BUt. That is very fascinating! Isn't it? Some trolls call cUttlefish "The Chameleons of the Sea"! Haha.・・・𝛾

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F33LS 1N4CCUR4T3 4S MUCH 4S 1 LOV3 CH4M3L3ONS CUTTL3F1SH DO 1T B3TT3R

Haha! I agree. Perhaps. It is chameleons that shoUld be called "The CUttlefish of the Land"!・・・𝛾

Hm. Interesting! The social media feed is very bUsy tonight. It seems like there is a party happening! Haha. I was going to post a sea creatUre fact becaUse I thoUght that woUld be fUn! BUt. Is now a bad time?・・・𝛾

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B33 < please this is all so dumb

I have posted one! AboUt the cUttlefish. I hope yoU enjoy it! :)・・・𝛾

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Hello! I have been told that I am very boring. And lame. BecaUse I don't Use social media. So! I decided to join Up! To learn what the 'fUss' is aboUt. It seems very social! As expected. Haha.・・・𝛾

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Ohhhh those guys like uh the kraken and stuff

Haha! Yes. Exactly! The Kraken! A beaUtifUl beast that is!・・・𝛾

Oh I thought it ate ships and stuff is there more than one?

Well. It depends! On yoUr definition. There is the mythological Kraken. Which there was at least one confirmed. To be recorded within mythology. BUt. There are many instances of giant sqUids being identified as Krakens! Or. Misidentified even. Perhaps. Or. There are lUsii too! Cephalopods of sUch a gigantic size that it is easier to call them Krakens. It is not scientifically classified! So. Maybe anything can be a Kraken if it is big enoUgh. Haha.・・・𝛾

Thats not really helpful man but good for you I think?

:)? Oh! HUh! Hm. What part wasn't helpfUl? To yoU.・・・𝛾

I dunno you started talking about mythology and then squids being called krakens and now im not sure what a kraken is anymore. But you seem happy so thats cool.

Haha! I gUess it is a little confUsing. When there is no scientific classification! So. Maybe the Kraken is the friends we made along the way! Or how that saying goes.・・・𝛾

Ive never met a kraken but I guess I could be friends with one that didnt eat me

Yes! I think they woUld be very friendly too :)・・・𝛾