Rivule Offele
@carnivorousCecropia
꒰my body is a temple dedicated to caffeine and the mysterious chalice꒱ ꒰it/its꒱ ꒰outside your hive in the conveniently placed puddle꒱ ꒰chittr gillfailure꒱
꒰decided that if i had to see it then everyone unfortunate enough to be on the tl right now has to as well . heres the sheddit post that made me sleep for a whole day //based off of a twitter post that made me cackle that i then promptly lost, i did make this one tho https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/theshitthatpissedmeoff.webp꒱
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꒰made the mistake of opening sheddit last night and the first post i saw was something on s/trollcels about a "culled matesprit" or something and i immediately closed my husktop and slept for 26 hours꒱
//i dont remember if theres a troll equivalent reddit so i did some improv here
Ɏ there a-a-are some da-a-ark pla-a-aces in this world Ɏ
꒰it said some shit like "sorry i couldnt be there for you anon" and "too bad im a mutant" and "hey we hatched on the same day we're like twins" and i just went yknow thats enough for today i think꒱
꒰remembering that time i accidentally interacted with a reality bender ( ???????? ) and got smth cool out of it [IMAGE ATTACHED: It's a D12 that's about fist—sized.] it basically works like a normal die but it can like change i think . idk i just use it to stim it's awesome꒱
꒰this is technically #vagueposting i guess꒱
How may you shape MY reality?
꒰evil kris be like : how may i dismantle your reality ?꒱
Ain't too surre what to call this one. Hack-headin'? Butcherrin'? It's th' next one of #deathrrankin' anyway. Honestly? Kind of a shiet verrsion of beheadin'. Ain't nothin' fancy to it, orr elegant. It's cuttin' flesh with a serrrrated knife. It hurrts. Ya trry and wrriggle frree of it and that's worrse. It's a slow, painful cut thrrough yerr neck. Orr multiple. Ya don't bleed out as fast as ya want. Ya just sorrta feel it hit ya overr and overr and overr. Ya just feel somethin' tearrin' into yerr flesh and ya can't escape it. If ya want it hammerred home that at th' end of th' day yerr just a piece of meat, this one's it. Overrall: 3/10. #death #violence #gorre
꒰it feels like a punchline to the worlds most mediocre joke does that make sense꒱
꒰does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like “ wins custody of the kids from my ex—wife / its poop kids ” or did i hallucinate this꒱
REAL: HTTPS://WWW.TṴMBLR.COM/HOLLOWTONES/743772927470780416/HERE-Ṵ-GO
trains are giant mechanical lusii that are fueled by passengers. YOU DONT SEE IT HAPPENING, but every time someone goes to a different cabin? DEAD.
꒰is that why theres an evil phuntr around꒱
PROBABLY??? it likely chewed up and spat out some poor troll in his likeness.
thoguhts on troll hatsune miku
꒰troll hatsune miku is so cool im so glad she invented music꒱
looking for someone to fight. requirements: -shorter than me -definitely weaker than me okay thanks guys let me know
꒰not volunteering bc i dont wanna leave the hive but i feel like if u put "shorter than me" u should drop a height imo꒱
figured you'D be able to intuit it. 6' even.
꒰some people could intuit it like SURE but also you couldve been like 5 ' 2 " sayin this LOL꒱
we both know you didn'T think i was.
꒰i usually assume everybody is a little barkbeast at a husktop until proven otherwise꒱
꒰everyone go onto goregle and look up red cornetfish now . oyu have to see it꒱
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >L00ks l!k≡ my bulg≡
꒰OK well you looked at it and thats about all i can ask for but i dont know how to feel about this reply otherwise꒱
꒰D3RLORD3 FROM SEARCHING FOR A WORLD THAT DOESNT EXIactually why am i surprised anymore i saw e123 omega yesterday youd think id get used to the fact that some people are from totally different timelines by now꒱
Yes! They are very interesting creatUres! Is it as if someone stretched them them oUt as long as a fish can go! Haha.・・・𝛾
꒰no more " in my humble opinion " , from now on it’s " from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions " .꒱
꒰https://open.spotify.com/track/5z7rLXNooodcvsK0SQp10I?si=AKc80SZGR7—iFt22zRyaCw no particular comment i just like this from the new glaive #musicposting꒱
꒰there are like 3 things i can be baited into having serious and meaningful conversations about . music, video games and execution methods꒱