j crocker
@ghastlyTroublemaker
stand-up comedian, sleight of hand magician, and teller of the best-worst puns you'll ever hear! ((pfp by mintofhtagn on tumblr))
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
whew, this is doing my head in. i think it's time i stepped outside for some fresh air haha.
oh, geez, i think i know how that guy feels now. i didn't think i'd be see THAT name.
Oh my god. They put John on the 8each that makes you old!!!!!!!!
i went to the beach that makes you old and all i got was back pain!
hey bud, if you want to get my attention, there's an easier way to do it than mass reacting all my posts! i mean, i'm flattered, but it's a little inconvenient haha. #vagueposting i guess
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Holy shit, it's the Night Court guy.
sorry im cool haha.
always nice to meet a fan! :D unless you know me from night court because you think it sucks haha. in which case, hell, i'm just glad to know you've heard of it at least!
yeah soo cool, im cooler than a fuckin cucumber up in here hahahaa.
You fascinate me. Not just for your work, but your existence right now... Only thirty-nine, but you've already been on Night Court... Yet another mystery for me. I'll be in touch. It's nice to finally make your acquaintance, Mr. Crocker.
huh. i didn't think that was so weird. actually, i'd been feeling a little past my prime since the show got canceled, so it's nice to hear that you think i'm such a high achiever for my age!
Certainly a lot younger than I expected. Enjoy the site. Come back to me when you think you know what's going on.
i woke up to 12 unread notifications from someone i've never met before. good morning to you too i suppose!
WHO? IF I MAY KNOW
Ohayo Crocker-kun! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
i'm not sure if it's a breach of social media etiquette to say who. it's a guy by the name strider though. looks like there's quite a few of them on here!
DAVE OR DIRK? ASSuMING DAVE
Hai! That's right! Crocker-kun is atama ga ii desu ne. Anata is a bit of a fox himself isn't he. (Respectfully of cOuOrse.) —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
i chose the wrong time to try out a new website because i am already exhausted. i guess too many sleepless nights in a row are finally starting to catch up to me. off to bed i go!
SLEEP IS IMPORTANT HAVE A GOOD REST
oh boy, my first pity react! is that... good?
=oXO sorry that was me¡ think of it like um' a pat on the shoulder¡ =oXO
꒰i feel neutral on your reaction to the pity react so i am reacting with all of the reactions꒱
oh! ok that's not so bad. for a decent there i was worried it meant you felt bad for me for some reason.
well i feel neutral about your neutral reaction to my pity reaction so i'm reacting with all the reactions too!
=oXO it can also mean that but in this case when i used it it was sort of in a ,you,re doing your best sorry in advance for how weird this website can get, pay on the shoulder, type way¡ =oXO
aw, shucks. well i appreciate the warm welcome so far! besides, i love weird. it can't be THAT bad.
=oXO well you seem to be picking up the reactions really quick so i think you,ll be okay¡ good luck¡¡ =oXO
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!